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>>691881444
Trips tell truth

>>691880423
Begin in human vagina then pullout & finish in horse butthole.

horse
now post more horse

i would eat both

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>>691881444
>>691881877
>>691882511

>>691880423
#maregasm

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you'd only pick the horse cuz it doesn't have standards

>>691883014
>tfw many stallions and geldings like getting their bums scratched and played with, even requesting it with raised tails and pressing up on handlers

>>691884416
Horses have pretty high standards and people who try things with unfamiliar animals get the shit kicked out of them.

>>691880423
the first 8 inches of a mare is all muscle to pull the stud in and make sure he impregnates her. so the whole time you are inside the mare she will use those muscles to hold on to and pull your dick in.

>>691884816
not to mention the indiscriminate pooping

>>691884830
How do you know so much about horse poon?

>>691883014
more of stallions

>>691885451
it is literally a job to jack off horses and then fist the semen into other horses.

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>>691884830
Not the guy you're responding to, but just imagining that is hot as hell!

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>>691885184
But that's the best part.

>>691885697

Pics or it didn't happen

>>691885451
>>691885697
i work on a horse farm. they use a noisy stallion to get the mares ready then swap to the stud with the bloodlines and force him up or jerk him off until he is ready and then bam baby foal. this can take several times and the stud normally gives up after about a dozen times so they have to force him to do it once and a while

>>691886234
what a faggot horse... uhhh.. I give up on pussy... faggot

>>691886438
imagine if that was now your job, it would ruin it

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>>691884596
I want a horse!

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>>691885184
Yeah, that part's the worst. You're just tryin' watch football with your chick, and then BAM. Right on the floor.

>>691887065
I can honestly say I did not expect this at all. I mean, I should have. But I did not.

>>691887437
I tried to stop myself, but I could not. The opportunity was just too blatant.

>>691880423
the whiter

>>691889763
mods?

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>>691889763
so.. it's that time is it?

>>691890148
moar

>>691889763
where do you find these things?

>>691891073
look up mare por.n silly

>>691891346
They're usually really terrible quality though. atleast the ones that i found.

>>691891482
pornsocket is gud

there's a spanish website, videoszoofilia dot org, plenty of it.

>>691881444
trip of truth indeed

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>>691890148
No fucking way the snake's enjoying that. That poor little fucker has some pussy damage.

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>>691890383
YO WHAT THE FUCK

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>>691892006
>implying any penis-less species could enjoy intercourse with a human

>>691891846
Why the fuck do guys pull out? Such a waste of a load.

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>>691890383
please kys right now

>>691892412
you dont want to get them pregnant, otherwise the owners will know you fucked them, fuckwad

I wish it was longer and the guy is choked to death by the snake.

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>>691892289
My dogs seem to like it.

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>>691890383
It's official, the internet has nothing left for me.

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>>691892412
centaurs

>>691892938
>dog
>penis-less species

>>691891846
Sausage?

>>691890383
go on...

>>691892745
>american public education

>>691892745
But I want to raise a cool centaur kid of my own anon :(

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>>691880423
>Pay a couple thousand for a horse
>Have sex with it as much as you want, never having it need anything more than anice home, food, and water.

Sign me up

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>>691893667
A dog is better in every way tbh

>>691884596
there really is never enough anal stuff

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>>691892745
I'm going to treat this like it isn't bait. You are profoundly dumb and shouldn't have access to the internet.

>>691893946
Don't they only have one hole though?
Wouldn't you get poo on your thing?

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>>691893946
Bruh

>>691893946
Dogs are too small and feel like a toy, they also lack the big booty that horses have.

>>691892289
Death by dog semen. On October 7, 2008, a woman in Ireland died after having sexual intercourse with a German shepherd dog. The woman met the dog’s owner in an animal sex chatroom, which is how the encounter was initially arranged. However, it appears that she was allergic to the dog’s semen, which led to anaphylaxis (a severe allergic reaction) and, ultimately, her death. The courts ruled that the dog’s owner was innocent of any wrongdoing in the woman’s death because she participated in the activity on her own accord; however, the resulting publicity caused the owner to lose his job and led him to be disowned by his family.

>>691890148
>>691890383
Is he fucking his snake butt, snake vagina or snake peehole?

>>691894516
And of course by "his" I meant "its"

>>691893311
No that's a horse, silly.

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>>691894123
snakes yes, they have a cloaca

big dogs have dicks, pussies and asses that are highly compatible with human genitalia

>>691894872
Wai hold on, they poo from the little hole to the right in that image?

8 chan zoo

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>>691894225
one known case of dying from fucking your dog in a population of 7+ billion people, i like those odds

if you're REALLY paranoid there's always condoms, but not having to use a rubber is one of the greatest benefits of fucking a dog

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>>691894872
How would you know how the puss compares?

>>691880423
you can cum inside of one of them without consequences/ thread

>>691894202
This. Anyone with a dick above average size has an increased chance of harming their pet

>>691895002
Really guy?

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>>691880423
Post more marefucking already.

>>691893667
On July 2, 2005, a man in Washington state died after a visit to a local “animal brothel,” a farm where people who have a sexual interest in animals can go and act out their sexual fantasies. What happened? Apparently, he received anal sex from a horse, which caused his colon to rupture and led to a deadly case of peritonitis. The death was ruled an accident, but the media attention surrounding the story led the Washington legislature to quickly pass a law banning sex with animals in that state. Many people are surprised to learn that not all U.S. states have legal bans on sex with animals (as of this writing, it appears that just 33 of the 50 states have such laws on the books).

>>691895252
Because he probably fucked a dog..
Are anons this stupid now?

>>691895222
fking trip of retardedness
not every single 7+ billion people fuck dogs u dumb shit
its a small number ffs

>>691895406
Not to mention the fact that a dog can bite your cock off, while with a horse you maybe, possibly do something to cushion the blow of a kick

>>691895494
got any anal m8

>>691895494
>>691895494
I love when it pops up like that

>>691895423
Yes? No? I don't know how a dogs butt works

>>691895813
Get out of this thread

>>691895523
Where's Cali and Nevada on the issue, surely I can settle down on a farm and have myself a horse to fuck everynight

>>691895523
he died for your sins

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>>691895598
kinsey report put the animalfuckers number at 1-3% of the population, which is still like 100 million people minimum worldwide

when you consider the amount of bestiality you can download online it seems reasonable

>>691895523
where does alabama stand on this matter?

>>691894516
>what is a cloaca

>>691895751
Gonna have to go to infinity chan , those are the only <4mb webms I have, while the infinity chan ones have all the lovely sounds of sloppy horse sex you want.

>>691890148
Please link me to this guy

>>691896009
Why? Please give me a good reason to.

>>691895598
hundreds die from allergies every year, it's not unique to dog semen, allergies to human semen are common

>>691893186
newfag kill self
its "new"

>>691896270
egghole

>>691880423
Okay /b/ share your wisdom with me.

How do I get my hands on, and fuck, a female horse?

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>>691895406
okay

>>691891482
Yeah most of it looks like it was filmed in the 90s or something

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>>691881444
Trips of truth tho

>>691896832
it's an all-purpose fuckhole

>>691896273
Where?

>>691895682
what are you talking about, a horse could totally bite your dick off

>>691897041
I hear OP's mom is pretty easy.

>>691897282
I may be a horsefucker but even I have standards.

>>691890148
Link Please?????

>>691897261
https:
//8ch.
net/zoo/
catalog
.html

>>691880423
I see two things.
A woman pussy with problems attached
A pussy with no problems attached.
Is that clear enough for you OP?

>>691880423
>tfw I fapped to 2 hours ago and am too limp to jack off again

>>691897774
just floppysmash it
i do it occasionally, cant get hard but if you just go no lube, medium grip, fast stroke it still feels p good, good enough to cum again at least

Is there a site to watch horses fuck other horses? Is that worse that beastiality? Or just as fucked

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>>691898104
it's called youtube, it's pretty new so i'm not surprised you haven't heard about it

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=horse+mating

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>>691897869
Would die for full prego of this

well too bad this thread will be deleted soon.

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>>691898104
probably more fucked but it's hot

>>691898367
I kinda didnt want horses fucking to be in my recommended videos tho

>>691899068
incognito window

>>691895757
winking. this is why mares>women
every time

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>>691880423

don't let it die

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BUMP

>>691880423
Wouldn't a Horse pussy be lose? I mean a Horse has a huge dick and the pussy is made for it?

>>691901406

>>691884830


Horse pussy contracts like crazy

>>691895523
I remember hearing about this. You gonna have something keeping the animal from killing your insides they have like super dicks

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>>691880423
Look at all this muscle
Muscle meant to clampo down on your cock in a vice grip
Muscle meant to wring you dry

How can women even compare?

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RE BUMP

>>691885697
How do you fist semen?

>>691902125
Women can't compete

>>691902125
You think that is good. Dolphins have crazy pussies. Not only are kind of twisty but the Dolphin squeezes very tightly and rhythmically massage your cock while they thrust. It's so tense you can't last for more then 2 minutes and they time their orgasm with yours.

>>691903326
This sounds completely fucking retarded anon...

>>691903460
It's true look it up. You dumb fuck.

>>691903326
How do you even fuck one?
You'd think catching a dolphin would be hard enough, but fucking one without killing it must be hard.

>>691902954
vids all done?

>>691904202
with your penis you autist

>>691903768
>calling someone a "dumb fuck" for thinking it's weird to fuck a dolphin

>>691904202
dolphines are actually like the dogs of the sea they are really friendly with humans sometimes to friendly

>>691904422
Oh okay, can I see an instructional video

>>691904687
Well infinity chan doesn't have any vids to prove the theory of super dolphin vagina

More sauce with link please

>>691904202
Not a wild one. Usually people who work with them get a lot of unsupervised time with them for bonding and social activities. Dolphins are smart enough to attempt sex with a person. They often rub their genitalia against the person and bump at the person's dick area. If you rub their pussy slit they can become aroused and willing to mate. They understand enough that they have to move differently than with a male Dolphin. So while in the water they will swim up and position themselves against you, you put your cock near the slit and they will do the rest. The can stay in one spot so you don't have to worry about moving around. They can also choose to come up on land on their side like a beached whale and you can position yourself that way.

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>>691890383
>>691890148
Well fuck that's new

>>691904998
http://nypost.com/2014/06/10/the-dolphin-that-fell-in-love-with-a-human/ most ppl that meet with dolphines don't plan to have sex with them fam so it's vary rare to see vids or pics but there are some just really hard to find

>>691905808
There's a vid of a trainer sucking a dolphin up, don't know if it's real tho

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>>691905758
I'm the guy who posted it, Have another snake gif.

>>691890148
>>691890383
>OrochimaruandSasuke.webm

>>691905663
goddamn i need a pet dolphin

>>691906012
here are some facts mate
dolphines are the most human of the animals besides apes they just can't talk like us and can't use fire since under water and shit

Hell, male Dolphins can rape people. Because of their dick size and strength it could very well kill someone. They cum at high psi and can break skin. Also when raping they will attack to make people or other Dolphins give in. They will bite and drown the victim as they do.

>>691906840
Me too. I can't imagine how good it feels.

>>691907251
Ok pal. Hide your boner

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>>691907523
yare yare daze

>>691907251
There are absolutely no documented cases of dolphin rape.

Anyone here ever fucked their female dog?

You all are sick. Raping an animal since no woman would ever get near your dick

>>691908199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvpJdNiqZJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMy0x6o3t4M

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>>691908878
eat a sausage.

>>691908878
not bragging but i have dated many girls but nothing compare with the relation ship with an animal if they really want you they will show it to you and not play mind games with you and there is no way you can trust another human being like you can trust a dog

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>>691897869
Isn't that Mr. Hands?

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>>691909932
Thanks for that image.

Have this one.

>>691908925
First video is something that wild dolphins sometimes do. Rubbing their penis on you isn't rape it's more like harassment.

Second video is a trained behavior because people think the dolphin rape myth is hilarious.

>>691910660
btw I'm not an animal fucker I just care about dolphins and I try to clear up rumors like this wherever I go

>>691910849
Nothing! Why? Who said?

i see dem animals getting banged in this thread

>>691887065
Holy shit.
That looks like it felt great

>>691908878
Typical backward logic of brainwashed fuckwits. Every animal must be raping every other animal out there, then. Where's the outrage there? If your female dog is in heat, the kind thing to do is to give her release anyway when she's already humping your leg.

By the way, imbeciles like you like to act like the pinnacle of morality when they probably 'own' pets which is literally the exact same thing as slavery, and far, far worse than having sex with one.

>>691880423
Left because not a nigger

>>691911782
When have black people ever used horses?

>>691911681
lets also not forget that we breed with our inferiors to get modern man so if he thinks it so wrong then he should just kill him self since he is a product of that which he hates http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/05/humans-chimps_2.html

>>691911991
The right one is the nigger. Because it's an animal. Are you new here?

>>691912315
>may have mated

But humans definitely mated with neanderthals. Except for niggers. I call that an improvement.