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Check these

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hail Stalin

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How about for every dub you kill yourself?

doobs pls

>>691879087
gib me dat secret boi

>>691879087
Rolling

Look at my numbers pls

please admire my dub

Ey b0ss, can I habe the secret pls?

All dem dubs

ok, here

Succ

>>691879600
winrar

>>691879600
eyyyyyy

who else jerks off to naked women

>>691879600
The 4chan logo is actually a four leaf clover

>>691879600
>>691879644
double winrar

>>691879644
Gibe secret, plz

>>691879644
You can get banned for posting / requesting Child Pornography

>>691879711
Moot has left 4chan

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what secret you have for me today?

>>691879843
Fuckin thread sucks.

>>691879725
don't cut yourself on that edge m8 jk idgaf kys

Dubby doos

None of your secrets so far have been secrets. I demand actual content.

rolly polly olly

>>691880134
no u

7 get

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OP here, fuck you guys I'm trying

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Impure Ifunny pic.
What secrets can we really expect

>>691880344
CHECK EM

>>691880134
That's another anon. I'll only reveal real secrets if he doesn't respond.

>>691880344
winrar

>>691880344
A "Get" on \b\ s when the last digits of your post are the same

rollio OP is a faggolio

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Jessica is going for the dubs baby!

>>691880520
These aren't secrets.

You owe us like 4 secrets as everything you said were known facts.

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>>691879087
Dubs or not, I'm posting porn

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>>691880725
Porn or just pics of best snek waifu

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>>691880885
love this one

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>>691880725
Same

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secret get

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>>691881288
OP is often referred to as a "fag"

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>>691881288

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ya know reptiles only have one hole for genitals, urine, and feces? There /b/, you learned something today.

What if we get more dubs than you have facts?

>>691881384
well, I can sure tell ya' this OP is a fag

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>>691881384
I have the right thing for him then

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>>691881594
Some more

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>>691881456
This picture is so cute, I just wanna hug her!

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>>691879087
>For every dub ITT: I reveal a 4chan fact
:^)

Fixed it for you faggot

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>>691881829

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>>691881725
>tfw you actually want an alien invasion

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>>691881948

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>>691879725

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... I'd tap dat

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>>691882046

Fuck this thread

Anyway gtg telletubbies is on

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>>691882205
Don't get too excited, in lore these things are poison sacks

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>>691882319

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>>691882462
COMFY SNEK
O
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F
Y

S
N
E
K

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>>691882594

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>>691882686

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>>691882935
HOTTEST SHIT
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4Chan's Grandmother has come to visit!
Be on your best behavior anon!

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>>691883144
Happy snek is best snek

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>>691883292
GRAND MAMA! AYY LMAO'S HAVE TAKEN OVER THE THREAD!

>>691883144
Alright I'll reveal the first secret here.

Most of the cancerous threads you see are not created by people. They're automatically generated to auto flood /b/. The OPs of these same posts do not exist. It is used to stamp out the cultural atmosphere of illegal actions on this board.

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>>691883491
so you are a robot?

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>>691883638

give me dubs

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>>691883829
This thread is now snek. Don't bother with dubs

>>691883763
>>691883638
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>>691883144
>>691882934
>>691882686
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>>691880725
Are you autistic?
This is not an insult but rather a real question.
Also how old are you?

>>691883958
More pls and if possible some sharks

>>691884055
He very clearly is. He's probably in his 20s believe it or not.

Alright next secret. There are no real mods in the same sense of the word on /b/. It's more like legitimate law enforcement. This is again, due to /b/'s former illegal reputation.

>>691884801
How do you know these stuff, anon?

Rhaul

>>691885058
I just do.

>>691885150
Are you moot?

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>>691884055
actual question, what do you have against snek?

Are we done /b/? No more secrets?
It's gonna 404 in a second. And on /b/, OPs can't bump, so if you're lurking, you're gonna have to post to keep the thread alive.

>>691883958
>>691880725
>>691880885
>>691881004
>>691881456
>>691881725
More snek please

>>691885652
I don't have anything against it. It's just normal people get bored after posting the same thing three times or so, but autistic people never get bored.

I'll ask again--are you autistic?

>>691885851
no, it's late and I was waiting for a game to download

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>>691885828
Bitch please. Top fish.

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>>691885828
Death is not a release from the pain of living.

bumping now that OP is sharing some actual secrets.

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>>691886054
Sneks eat fish.

>>691885988
Are you sure? That other anon sounds pretty right about that. I'm curious too how old you are.

Alright time for another secret. The mods and admins have their own hidden board. You need a username and password to enter. I will not leave a link.

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I'm out of Viper, all I have is Xeno's now

>>691886196
not autistic, just tired, I don't sleep much

>>691886368
YES

>>691886111
Trips! I'll give you double secrets.

>Every single thread on /b/ is archived, but only accessible to law enforcement.
>Every time you open an image or view a thread, it is logged. It is possible to search by an individual's IP every genre of image or thread someone's opened. For example, it is possible to see how many times an IP had opened an image with "Shota" in the keyword of the original post, or any thread related to CP. This function serves no purpose yet, but it is speculated that it could be used for blackmail, extortion, or to make arrests. It also helps determine who needs to be more heavily monitored.

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>>691886594
I also have xeno snek, but just this one

>>691886593
Are you 14?

Rollee

>>691886763
no. all I'm saying is that I'm of age to be on /b/, I don't like to release even the smallest bits of info online due to events in the past.

>>691886699
Holy fuck 3 dubs in a row

>>691886699
You are just winning with these dubs today huh?

Here's another secret. On other boards like /pol/, Hiroyuki employs text-analysis AIs to determine certain things for political campaigns (Hillary), as well as for the NSA and FBI. Just know that you're not anonymous!

>>691886991
You sound autistic dude. Unless you're underage you have no reason not to say.

Some body once told me the world was gonna ROLL me

>>691886991

what a fag..

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>>691887018
nothing is anonymous, wether through system function or human error.

>>691886991
Underage b& or autism
Pick one

>>691887449
You have a YouTube/gmail account yeah? Anyone who wants to track you had your age. You are confirmed autistic.

Is this the end, lurkers?
This thread is sinking. Bump it if you want more. Even if you never ever post.

>>691888496
All right then
ROLL

>>691888668
So that's it huh. You're just a "one and done" kind of guy then?

>>691889337
Nope i legit wanted to see if the thread could continue

>>691889890
It still can.

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>>691890149

Wubba lubba dub dubs!

>>691887671
I just fucking said that, I just said that nothing is anonymous

>>691890323
I'll give you the next secret anyway. "Mods" can prevent bumping by shadowbanning posts. This means that a certain fraction of IPs will submit a response, and they see it on their screen, but no one else can and its auto sage.

>>691890705
Then how old are you faggot

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>>691880368
Bro wtf is that WebM?

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>>691890863
That's surprisingly interesting

>>691890705
>downloading a game
>downloading it off steam
Surprise, it's CS:GO!
>posts snek
>comes to /b/ to open the catalog and type "fur"
Surprise, he's got undiagnosed autism!
>gets asked his age
>shits on his keyboard *autistically*
Surprise, he's 14!

Welp

>>691890863
Come on, give us REAL secrets now!

>>691891536
Ok you caught me I'm a little autistic and I make my mom clean my clothes when I shit in them

But I'm not 14 I'm 28

I'm pretty much normal

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I just wanna see a real snek not a fucking animu weeb snek

>>691892155
Well..........here's the next secret!

Almost none of you are /b/tards. You're mostly redditors who came in from 2014 onward, and are between 12 and 18 mostly. This was intentional. This demographic had the highest concentration of autistic individuals who are willing to participate in the same threads day after day after week after week after month after month after year after year. Remember how I said earlier that most of the cancerous threads are automatically generated? Well, the participants aren't, in most cases. Those who comment but don't dump oftentimes are real people. 4chan needed this demographic to sustain these threads, and choke out new original creative content.

>>691892155
dubs op. 4chan secret please

>>691892796
See >>691892691

checkem

op must be oldfag. rollen

>>691892691
Biggest redpill to swallow

>>691892691
Bullshit

reeeeee

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>>691892691

>>691893224
ffs so close

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Ayy

>>691893277
dubsssssssssssssssss

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>>691893343
Gibe me secrets

>>691879087
Fag

>>691893596
Reroll

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>>691890863

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>>691893712
Come on bby show me the money

>>691893277

Next secret: 4chan ended in 2011. The site itself hints at this in some areas--there are even some banners that blatantly say "4chan: 2003-2011". These were the times when 4chan really existed. Now it's just a cancerous containment site to capture you underage cucks who have nothing better to do but whip your dick out. Moot secretly tried to sell 4chan to an unnamed web entrepreneur in 2011, but was turned down as it is no longer what it once was. He then spent the next four years desperately trying to sell it to someone who could make the site great again, but everyone turned him down. Then, in 2015, he gave up and sold it to the worst possible person, out of desperation. Hiroyuki Nishimura.

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>>691893915
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>691894022
Hey oldfag, give another for your own dubs. It counts.

>>691894022
God damn it. I better not get dubs again.

Here's a mini-secret. There used to be a /z/, but it got deleted because of you all.
Also /pol/ will be deleted when it stops making money -- when shilling agents no longer contract with Nishimura. This may occur if Trump is elected.

Moar pls mr sekret

>>691894022
If dubs, this statement is false.

>>691894300
No but there's another secret unlocked.

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>>691894300
O shit waddup

>>691894300
Dubs of truth

>>691894300
My statement is true anyway, because it's true. Do enough digging and you'll see.

Next secret: People regularly get V& on this site; we just don't hear about it. Do not commit illegal activity within 6 months of using 4chan if you live in the United States.

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The reason Milhouse will never be a meme is because when the Gamergate bs was going on there was a mod that went by "milhouse" that was ousted because he wasn't an sjw fag and went against what was being pushed by the Mootle Mafia at the time

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>>691894586
What if you commit illigals actively?

>>691894500
Running out of secrets. Here's the next?
Moot has asperger syndrome.

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>>691894888
Trips demands two more!

>>691894773
I will light your shit up. That milhouse thing started when you were probably in third fucking grade, around 2006/2007. Go fuck off back to Rrrrreddit with your cancer.

>>691894586
So anywhere else except the us is "safe"
>" intesifies

>>691894792
Damn sorry for the typos, should read come at illegals actively.

>>691894888
Next secret.
Depending on what you've typed, sometimes a picture is taken of you during the recapcha phase -- specifically the one with the disappearing squares. Oftentimes they won't stop until they have gotten clear facial detection.

This is not the case of you are using a device without a camera.

>>691895063
> mod detected
Fuck you

>>691879725
It's not actually.
The name of the site architecture is "Yotsuba" which means four leaf, and is the name of a manga character whose pigtails are the same configuration of the 4chan logo.

one more secret plz then im done

>>691895299
Holy shit, anther dub

>>691895299
This is creepy as fuck, also you owe us another secret. How about, who has access to these pictures after they're taken?

>>691895440
I'm just a simple user or this site faggot and your newfaggotry and lies are not welcome.

o

>>691895477
Anuder

>>691895299
>Paranoia intensifies
>immediately puts finger over camera
>always had my finger on the camera even when fapping

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secrets please

Nigger

also with all this new information i am leaving 4 chan

>>691886196
Gimme link baby

>>691895603
I have no clue. Probably just the government. Just a safety thing I'm sure. No need to panic.
(Oh and Google. Feel free to panic)

>>691895299
Final secret:

When you are banned, you are put on the 4chan equivalent of a list. When kids see a list of reports on the site, it is organized based on time elapsed and the number of offenses the IP has had before. This means that if you lay low and never get banned, if someone reports you for a rule violation, you'll almost never get banned. But once you have that first ban, you will be banned again and again and again, as your IP winds up at the top of their troublemaker list. Additionally certain offenses like breaking Global rule 1 trigger a mini investigation of all sites you've recently visited to determine if you are a danger. This is mostly to catch pedos and potential murderers.

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>>691895928
Good job newfag!
save it correctly this time.

>>691896254
*mods

>>691896254
Pls post more based anon

>>691896685
I'm already gonna get shot seven times for saying all of this lol

Dubs?

>>691896950
No you won't moot.

>>691896950
Whats the difference between getting shot 7 and 8 times?
:^)

Never forgetti dubs get

>>691897438
Fine. True final secret. My name is Christopher Poole.

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rollllin

>>691897720
I think we summoned exodia

>>691897720
Picture with timestamp fagget!

Spaghetti forevvi

Like these?

>>691896950
>>691897356
>>691897720
Kek