I've got to tell you something, real talk

>>691879079
How long has it been since you've had sex?

>>691879222
Trips don't lie

would you suck my dick?

>>691879079
why we havent fucked yet

>>691879222
rolling for this

Why dont we share photos?

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idle conversation until a get

>>69187922
Rolling for this

>>691879222
This might actually get this guy laid

I fucking hate niggers, wanna fuck?

You don't need makeup, you are beautiful already without it.

Can I borrow your mascara?

Just talking to you makes me cum a little.. think you could help me out?

Can we suck cock together? How does cum taste mixed with your sweet saliva baby?

im bouta bust

ive always wanted to show you my dick and how i would love to cum all over your tits

>>691879930
Roll

"Nudes?"

Tbh I really think Orlando deserved it..

Instead of splurging makeup on your face let me splurge my man juice on your face

Oh fuck nuggets

>>691879222
OP, how about trips or 6 decides? Rolling for this too

>>691879917
roll

I got a bowl of shrimp ramen and Netflix at my place, wanna goose? ;)

>>691880096
WIN

>>691879622
Rolling for this.

I am the nipple inspector and I am obliged to do my job. Send titties?

>>691880096
>>691880136
Nice dude both 6

I splurged on the keyboard yesterday let the dog lick it up

I wanna see ur poosy ;)

We already got 2 dubs, OP is a faggot

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>>691880096
2 decides

Have you ever fucked your dog?

>>691879222
Roll

>>691880346
ayy bby can I interest u in sum fuk?

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>>691880356
Win

Sorry wrong person, that was meant for mum

What does it feel like when you are penetrated?

if u don't send me nudes I'm gonna fucking rape you tonight

>>691880246
Okay this is just scary

What do you think about guys with microdicks? I'm uh... asking for a friend....

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Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

>>691880346
joking..that was my tranny of a father that took over.. he is just upset cause i didnt let him fuck my mouth last night. jk xoxo

>>691880488
rolling for this

>>691880488
Rolling

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>>691880346
Woops, did it early. Still 2

I'm sorry I have to tell you something

I mean splurge in a romantic way though

>>691879917
rolling for cuck reply

Let's have girl talk! What color is your anus?

If you don't want it on your face I can splurge all up in your butthole

sorry ive just wanted to fuck you for a long time, how about we swap some nudes i know you would like to see this dick

>>691880626
roll

>>691879079
Yo bitch, call me daddy too.

>>691880640
what does it look like? show me :)

ok then I'll just splurge on your sister

But that's not a definite no ;)

What about on your asshole

>>691880663
Roll

How about we get together and play hide the sausage? ;)

>>691880640
Can I splurge on your face tomorrow before you put your makeup on?

>>691880640
whats bomb will be my load in your ass.. thats what my father said to my uncle before they both fucked my mom, while they forced me to watch.

ive never been teh same since that night.

>>691880824
Roll

We should have gassed the Jews by now

what makes you think I'm giving you a choice

>>691880824
Nice

>>691880640
> hella

This fucking bitch. Is she in 2006 SoCal right now? Disgusting pig.

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>ruin my makeup
>kek

>>691880869
Roll

>>691880841
roll

Can I come over and fuck?

>>691880640
bb pls

your so gorgeous Jessica send me a pic of ur makeup so I can jerk off to it

Sorry I meant to send that to my sister

send me a quick vid of you with your finger in your ass

Gurl, may i fill you butthole with vinegar and eat my bread with it?

well how about i show you my dick, maybe after that you will want to see more of what comes out from within

>>691881033
Win
Rar

>>691880841
Send a pic of you with your makeup

>>691880992
Winrar

>>691879079
SPLIPPITY SPLOPPITY I WAS TAKIN A BOPPITY

>>691881062
Winrar

>>691881062
NICE

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>>691880957
RoleyPoley

>>691880992
Waste

>>691880640
ive always wanted to wrap my dick in a nice warm pancake and cum on a girls face. Would like to help me, make the pancake that is?

>>691880640
why makeup when you can make out


with muh dick

you know makeup is actually a really good lubricant

>>691880943
+ anyway..

enough with the small talk.. lets do something exciting... i wonna see your tities now.. and not some old ass picture.. put some glitter on your lips and squeez them together while u pose for me.. be a good girl now. . .

>>691880999
Trips doesnt lie

>>691881131
Winrar

>>691880716
Kek

>>691881062
WIN!

>>691880999
Trips.

Do you wanna hella hook up some time ;)

>>691881062
Winrar

Show me

Fuck me like a squid, rip my dick off and jam it in your asshole.

Let's see how bomb it is ;}

>>691880999
Trips

If you were a Jew and I was Hitler, I'd make love to your sweet virgin asshole before baking you to a delicious golden brown.

>>691881202
>>691881212
WINRAR

>>691881062
annon le genious

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>>691880992
Went with the first get

>>691881491
Fuck you

>>691881062
Topkek

>>691881491
kek is a type of cheese im gonna spread in your asshole

>>691881491
send me a selfie so I can jerk off to it

>>691881062
Deliver this op

We should have gassed the niggers along with those dirty Jews

>>691881491
The sound you're gonna make when you're gurgling my man mustard after I thoroughly violate you

>>691881404
Rollirino

>>691881491

pussy ass faggot

im out this bitch

>>691881491
You ever put a wine bottle in your pusi? ;)

Kek is the sound you're going to make when I shove my cock up your dry ass

send me a pic of your tits and then I'll come over and fuck you

top kek top kEk thats some topkek rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Top kek

Damn girl lemme see dem nips

>>691881491
literal autism

My name is Omar
I come from Afar
Is that A Gay Bar?
Allahu Akbar

I'll explain when I'm inside you

>>691881491
Bend over and I'll show you.

Kek means lets fuck.

>>691881491
Hitler did nothing wrong

Mommy, let me fuck you. Expand dong. Expand dong. Expand dong.

>>691881665
Rollin

Please help me, I have a micro penis

>>691881491
Inside joke, sorry. I'm thinking of you. May I see that makeup?

Its means kikes eat kake

>>691881710
winrar

katalonic erotic ketal

its like some sex toy. pretty hot.

>>691881491
Youre fucking stupid

If get deliver

>>691881710

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Feet pics?


>>691881710

>>691881710
Win

Let me come over and I'll show you ;)

>>691881710
Weak but winrar

>>691879079
Send me a pic of your beautiful make up..and some tots maybe..?

Something 1.5 inches long that's in my pants. Wanna see?

>>691881491
basically it means let me see your makeup and we decide what happens after

>>691881710
WIN!

>>691881598
roll

>>691881710
winner

>>691881710
What a faggot winrar anon, do 2nd winrar

It doesn't matter. Why don't you show me how you look? Tits don't hurt ;)

>>691881710
rolling

If I wear a rubber and you were a Jew, would I be able to stick it into your poo?

>>691881728
Reroll

>>691881950
You fucking idiot he got it

>>691881710
Winnin

>>691881867
>>691881950
Are you fucking satisfied

show me your nudes and in exchange you'll show me more nudes..

seriously.. is your crack bleached?i'd hate to lick it out if its all black and shit.

ps.u got a feminine penis?

>>691882033
Top fucking kek.

Let me see your ass ;)

This could be good

>>691881872
reroll ffs

>>691882084
no
rolling again