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my teacher from 5th grade added me today on fb
Looks like she hasn't aged
dubs decide what to say
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send her the navy seal pasta
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>>691869719
So your teacher from last year?
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>>691869719
hello Miss, remember me? I'm about to waste all these newfags time with some shit tier b8
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navy seal pasta
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Hey sexy...
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Tell her you want to rape her
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>>691869719
say something like how she hasn't aged a bit and you had a crush on her back then. see how she reacts

Sent from my Android phone
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>>691869719
Just find her magaluf 08 pics and smash your cock dry, you stupid nigger
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>>691870264
The navy seal what?
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>>691869719
Come on let me smash babe.
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>>691869719
How far can you slide that schnoz up my tight young rectum?
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>>691870208
roll
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Hi, I remember you from 5th grade. Couldn't stop jerking off to you in class
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>>691870621
Roll
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>>691870554
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>>691870554
The Navy seal copy pasta. He talks about how he wants to rape your teacher.
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>>691870642
Bumping for this
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>>691870621
Reroll
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>>691870601
Roll
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>>691870554
Anon is right, send her the navy seals copypasta
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>>691870601
Reroll
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>>691870554
Hello Mrs five head
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>>691870601
Rolling blunt
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>>691869719
Ask if she'll check your dubs
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>>691870554
Ask her to msn messenger you. She will get it and your 12 year old ass will have no clue what im talking about
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You ever get your butthole cleaned by a former student's tongue after taking a giant dump? I promise you'll love it.
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>>691870855
WINWAR
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>>691870855
Winrar
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>>691870621
Rawlings
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I've always wanted to see your tits
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>>691870977
Double Winrar
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>>691869719
i cant tell you how many times i fapped to you
>>691869719
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>>691870855
Gotta do it OP. It's a nutbet
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>>691870855
Winner confirmed by dubs
>>691870977
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>>691869946
This
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>>691871067
dub dubs
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I fuck on the first date.
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You have a very big nose.
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"Did you figure I would grow up to be a massive faggot? Because boy oh boy did it ever sneak up on me!"
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She kinda looks like a retarded zelda from SS
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What's your zionist plan, teach?
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>>691869719
>dubs decide what to say


Tell her to go to the dentist
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>>691870208
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>>691869719
>Hey haven't seen you in a while. Send some nudes cause I bet your nice MILF ass hasn't changed since I was in the 5th grade
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>>691870855
OP here i'm fucked
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>>691871440
no need to block out the name, already found her. Julie Keller Braatz fb/jkellerbraatz
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>>691871590
Post caps nigger
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>>691869719
Tell her you always had a crush on her.
also she seems kinda hot
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>>691870492
The fuck I just typed that great minds think a like.
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if this is dubs rape her and her children
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>>691871651
Nice
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>>691871651
Yeah seriously OP you dumb fuck you made it too easy
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>>691871651
Mah nigger
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I bet shes going to try to sell you some of this plexus shit. I Google the image. Her name is Julie Brastz btw.
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>>691871651
Hail Plexus.
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>>691871651
its always the same
some beta faggots posts a pic, gets busted, bros screencap thread and op is fucked
but he doesnt know the youre fucking dead kiddo pasta, so well met newfag
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(614) 406-0528 her phone number
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>>691869946
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>691871651
OP here well I blew it :/
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>>691871651
found her instagram too

https://instagy com/user/julieanne262
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Well this turned to dark to evil really quick might as well play some relaxing music while we do this
https://www.youtube.com/watchv=LdRfZCTwZoU
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>>691872143
If someone gets dubs I'll call her.
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>>691872212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdRfZCTwZoU
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>>691872262
roll for this
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>>691872262
Roll
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>>691872262
rollin
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OP here my poor old teacher :(
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>>691872300
winrar
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>>691872262
Post proof lmao
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>>691872262
check em
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>>691872262
Rollin for plexus
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>>691872415
Get dubs first.
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>>691872580
LMao ok. Rolling
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>>691872580
rolling agian
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>>691872580
Actually, fuck it. Give me a minute.
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>>691872580
Fawk yu mean
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>>691872262
here some dabs, call her fagit
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>>691872722
winnar
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>>691872733
>>691872722
Double the delivery anon
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>>691872262
Proof or gtfo
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>>691872262
roll
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Phone was off. Legitimate though.
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>>691872300
>>691872262
Winrar call her
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>>691871534
Not sure why you green texted it
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ey girl u wan sum fuk?
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>>691873008
Sheeet mayne

>>691873084
I was in a rush to type it, didn't wanna miss out
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>>691872262
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>>691872262
Rolling for this
record it too, faggot
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>>691869719
Um.... let me know if I'm wrong, but this chick is actually on www.camgirls720.com if that's her SEND HER PICS ON FACEBOOK and say you know it's her
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>Looks like she hasn't aged
It's called makeup.
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>>691873332
>one off
I'm killing myself

reroll, damnit!
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>>691872262
>>691872580
>>691872723
>>691873008
>>691873281
This is literally all me.
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>>691873482
re fucking roll
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Someome post some pics of her feet for us to jerk off to.
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>>691873255
Those dubs don't lie
>>691873084
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>>691873482
>>redemption reroll
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>>691873553
I will never get dubs, will I?
reer
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>>691872262
don't call
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/anthony.naret/friends_all
/jkellerbraatz/friends_all
Let's play a game I like to call "Find OP"!
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>>691873652
Already did, why not?
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>>691873652
do call
>>691873634
reroll
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>>691873572
This rn fags
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>>691872083
>(614) 406-0528
Holy fuck it is I just called it lol
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>>691873734
LOL
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Good Lines from the hentai "Sextra Credit"
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>>691873734
He's not there
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>>691873797
did she answer?
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pure cancer
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>>691873928
No went to voice mail but it's her talking lol
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>>691869719
Rolling
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>>691872262
Roll
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>>691873893
Probably unadded her when her Facebook was found, or he's the one that added her, and she still hasn't accepted, just had an awkward conversation with the neckbeardo
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>>691869719
>>691870554
>>691871440
>>691871651
This must be a bait somehow, no one can be so stupid not to remove the names better and change the file names of the pictures..
>OP is a gigantic faggot
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>>691874102
Already called mate.
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I still dont get how someone found her out though lol, anyone mind explaining?
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>>691874258
Google image search
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>>691874258
file names
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>>691874011
>cuteness is cancer
Ok.
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>>691874258
I reverse-searched the image, found her instagram super easy
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>>691874336
had to fking spell it out
OP u fking moron
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>>691874258
>>691871440
look at this, op didnt remove names properly
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Everything we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe.
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Her FB:
/jkellerbraatz
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>>691874141
I mean if his friends list is private then he won't appear when looking at theirs
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>>691874582
No shit
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>>691874582
wow good one!
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>>691874656
True, I guess. Other methods?
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>>691872262
DUUUUBS
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>>691874232
all part of the plexus ploy
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>>691874780
Profile picture will still be searchable but having no luck since its so small
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All you had to do was obey the dubs mane
>>691870855
>>691870601
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>hur der how did u found out?
u fking dumb shits
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>>691874539
If she replies "Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?" Then marry her.
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she seems really cool man, you lot should leave her alone!
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NYPA
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>>691870492
Still "Super Mega Hyper" banned?
Turn off your signatures, peasant.
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Quick someone tell me why whites are the Superior race
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>>691875548
I was wondering when you'd show up
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>>691871440

"you got problems"

I think I like that girl more than the teacher atm
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>>691875790
its in the jeans
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Let's fuck each other in the mouth.
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>>691875856
yea shes got problems
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Soooo, who's gonna send the milf the thread? Any takers?
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>>691875856
lets go after her now
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>>691874780
too bad facebook's graph search sucks dick
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>>691870621
Fucking roll
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>>691876257
Bumppppp OPs a legend
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I messaged her. I asked her to hop on the thread and post a certain image. Lets see where this goes.
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>>691876262
Agreed. We'll find him eventually
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>>691872103
ROLLING
>>691872262
ALSO ROLLING
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Sweeet tell her to send OPs fb
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>>691876400
Noice.
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>>691874383
>Idiocracy is cancer
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>>691876400
Proof?
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