Hey /b/ros, dubs decide
"Ich bin einsam du bist einsam, darf ich dich einsamen?"
It ain't gonna suck itself you know. So when are you coming over?
Show boobs
In 1970 a soviet director decided to ask The premier to give him permission to film a movie about the napoleonic wars. He got the ok and around 16,000 Russian troops to use as French soldiers in the film, he even taught them formations and trained them to use a musket. The movie was such a hit even the US which was strongly anti-Russian aired it daily
>>691849299
ferpect
>>691848302
I'm a multimillionaire with an average cock. Let's fly to new Zealand my little slampiggy.
>>691848302
One of my oldest friends sat by my side
his hands resting on his knees
still like a chair
“he didn't want to go like this”
he said and I thought about telling
the uber driver about you
his car smelling like fabric softener
and the night stretching heavy without you
two heartbroken mothers talking
your lips white and everybody
pale like ghosts vanishing in the air
emptying the streets where
you fell on your head on the pavement
and a blood vessel popped in your brain
then your spirit ditched your body
and all we were left with was silence
I hugged Aunt Lupe and I hugged
strangers that cupped my tears in their hands
and we sat in a room with a hole in the wall
and a bed of wooden boxes and blankets
waiting for you to come over and
tell us it was all a big joke
that you would walk in at your own funeral
dancing like an idiot with a big smile on your face
you would hold your mother and say you're sorry
and tomorrow we'd walk the lonely streets again
where puddles of dirty rainwater and black tar
cover the places where bodies fell heavy
and our feet drag one more time
>>691849553
Roll
>>691848302
Trade nudes? ;)
I would love to listen about your problems
>>691848302
Because your face is a good target for my cum
Because you aren't a nigger
>>691849553
Roll again
>>691849800
kek
I'll show you mine if you show me yours ;)
>>691849774
Because I'll show my dick
>>691849553
I want this. Roll
>>69184977
Because I told you to bitch
>>691849553
Fuck it. Last roll
I want to sloob all over your boobs
I am a fucking faggot.
>>691850185
roll
bc u r hot xD
>>691850035
BIG MONNEY NO WHAMMY
>>691849885
You, sir, are and idiot :P
>>691849774
I'm asking politely
please m'am show me your udders
>>691849608
Rolling for this
>>691850322
Winrar
Just kidding
Lets fuck
>>691850376
Damn OP, I didn't think you would actually follow through that, keep being you anon
>>691849009
Rolling for this
>>691850444
Winrar! Exept OP just fucked himself
>>691850444
winrar
>>691850444
Trips!!
>>691850444
oh shit. trips have spoken
>>691849608
Roll
You look very much like the perfect rape victim
Look at this Asian bitch skipping out on work
Hey cutie, check this cool thread on 4chan >>691848302
>>691850444
>Udders
I completed the fitness gram nigger test
>>691850706
This
do you like My Little Pony ? I think it's a great show ! Rainbow Dash make my dick so hard :3
>>691850706
Roll
>>691850376
Yes seriously now show em
Lets bang. Don't worry about getting pregnant, my friend is an abortionist. (include this gif)
>>691850953
roll
get ready to take 4'5 of pleasure up your poo box donkey
>>691850376
Say "I am a faggot"
/b/ros need a good dickpick
>>691850953
roll
>>691849608
Rewl
>>691849774
Fake as fuck
>>691850706
Dubs get
I hope that this whole conversation ends up getting OP laid
>>691851009
Roll
i haven't FUCKED ANYBODY since YEARS my semen must be SOLID
LMAO
excuse me, I have tremendous autism
>>691850953
reroll
>>691850706
This will get her panties soaked
>>691851161
OP she's clearly asking for a dick pic
>>691851161
Send a giant black dick pic.
>>691851355
WINZIP
jet melt cant fuel steal beams
>>691851161
just google a random dick pick and send it to her op and caption it with "you like? ;)"
ARE MY WORDS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR ROYAL BITCHNESS
>>691849608
This
>>691851355
Lol
c=8
There you go
>>691851293
Roll
Add some more lmaos and some cringy emojis
Find a good sized dick big but not huge like believable big make sure it's the same race as you fgt then send it
*tips fedora*
>>691851161
wanna see some child porn ?
>>691851161
hook was a sandy job inside
>>691851161
>>691851199
Winrar
"You're on 4chan"
>>691851355
checked
>>691851068
that's not a gif, but roll anyway.
>>691851161
So . before we do anything, I am legally bound to inform you I am a child molester. When I come over PLEASE let me know if you have ANY 4-9 year old BOYS. Girls are okay.
God I want to grab your head and fuck your mouth.
You first. Then I'll send full nude.
I got a one incher though
may I dispense my seminal fluid on your shins?
>>691851700
WIN!!!
I've been building a sperm dam since fucking jimmy carter just let me have this one
>>691851700
Winrar
Because your brother is here and he wants me to jerk him off to your tits
I can assure you I've got a King Kong gonzo dong that you'll gag on till you pass out
>>691851766
Winrar
>>691851760
Roll
>>691851700
Is that fucking brother bear on the TV?
I love you, sweet princess.
Do you think rape should be legal?
>>691851766
Winrar
>>691851977
Winrar omg
Blow my trumpet
>>691852030
rerolling for keks
>>691851955
OP MUST DELIVER
>>691851977
Im dieing kek
Come on OP water you doin
Hedge denture morph gun pools jungle retired on thump onion joust burger marge tunnel
send her the dick Op
OP is kill
>>691851656
I didn't notice what was in this picture until I looked at it twice to see what kind of watch that was lol
What's your k/d? Bet it's not as big as my dick
Bump for potential
OP is gone
Wtf this takes too long kill yourself
>op is gone
my name is Omar Piwis and i'm a pro nigger dicks sucker, nigger semen is the best yum yum :P
You better be a true deliverer OP, or we will backtrace you in the name of the famous hacker called 4chan
Tell her you'll lick her feet till she cums
OP will be back. I have faith
Here's an idea: I'll get another guy to fuck you, while I sit an watch.
Where da op at?
Is op still alive?
C'mon OP we're waiting
>>691853004
You're legally bound to inform her what?
Quite lame
>>691853004
Fucking shit. He did it people
>>691853163
Tell her you asked for boobs not butt
>>691849553
Please this holy fuck
We did it reddit
>>691853004
Fuck you for not delivering fully.
Aborted
Now let's get to the real meat of the conversation...memes
>>691853163
That's fucking terrible.
>>691853163
i love you
>>691853333
QUADS. CONFUSE HER WITH THIS OP
>>691853333
Kek'd and check'd
>>691853163
FAKE FAKE FAKE
>>691853333
Holy winrar
>>691853163
Post here familia
I'll jerk off anyways, don't fuck up
Can I see a picture of your feet?
>>691851700
send her this and ask for a full frontal
>>691853163
thats not quid pro quo
show me your pooper
>>691853505
rolling for feet shit
>>691853333
HOLY DANG
>>691848302
5'7 125pounds. 7inch dick boyyyyyy
Do you do anal?
I mean, would YOU fuck ME in the ass?
Ah those tits are smaller than mine
>
show me your butthole
>>691853769
Roll
>>691853004
Ask for more from her, can provide more pics if you need.
