Fluffy thread? Fluffy thread.
>>691822469
Bump
Did Larry finally go to sleep?
>>691822469
Oh yeah, that's a perfect type of pathetic looking fluffy.
10/10, on point.
God i want to punch it bad.
>>691824218
Or just fucking kick it as hard as you can and watch the babies go flying
>>691822469
i got you back anon
>>691824416
>Blubbering mess of fur and piss-shit wiggling on the floor in agony, unable to comprehend why anything would ever wish harm upon it.
>>691823629
Larry seems to be actually a ok guy.
Bit obsessed with the whole horse vagina thing, though.
>>691824991
Just because you're obsessed with horse vagina doesn't mean you need to spam an unrelated thread...
>>691825364
I'm not Larry, my friend. Just a fellow horse butcher I'm just here for the Fluff, just like you.
>>691825369
there just needs to be way more neglect-trauma stories
>>691825850
More neglect then.
>>691824510
Artist?
>>691825850
the psychological aspect is unquestionably the best and least explored
Post people! Otherwise I am prepared to go full hugbox.
>>691827289
GO FULL HUGBOX
>>691827438
I maybe cut off all the legs before, but you're gonna die of diabetus!
>>691827438
You NEVER go full hugbox
>>691827895
Nothing better then a happy pillow.
DEY BE SO CUTE!
>>691827281
Little bitch
>>691827895
>>>>>>you will NEVER own your own carpdime pillowfoal
>>691827967
Its not healthy, I know. But it feels soooo sweet!
>>691828151
>>>>>>you will NEVER own your own carpdime pillowfoal
sadbox
Dumping own story, tell me how y'all like it.
I really do like this artist.
>>691828656
Crop it into one image for readability.
>>691829105
Already tried doing it in MS Paint. Didn't work.
>>691824991
Can anon enlighten me (a newfag) who/what a Larry is?
Does anyone have the pic(/name of the author) that involves one of those shoes-tied-together-flung-over-a-telephone-wire things with foals stuck in it, and one of them with wings tries to fly out but just hits the deck and whimpers to death?
>>691830216
Some guy that does not want us to have our Fluffy thing. So he comes and posts MLP Porn.
I think its MLP. Never saw a single episode.
He seems ok, brainwise, but really really hellbent on disrupting the peace,
>>691824559
these fluffy threads always make me sad.
>>691830418
They are supposed to. You're into sadbox then.
Don't fight it.
>>691830608
>>691830418
just go full weirdbox then
>>691830982
>>691830982
ALL the wierdbox!
>>691830608
>>>>>>>>>>>>$1 for a fluffy
fucking daylight robbery I swear to god
>>691831273
Did you said foal in a can? You just said foal in a can.
>>691831767
Any more?
>>691830396
Okey... He seems like a dumb fucking fag
>>691832277
Is there more to this?
>>691832404
>>691832617
So, I'm out of cans now.
There are some stories, over at the booru.
You should read them!
>>691832819
Link?
>>691832520
He most certainly behaves like one.
Apparently he is some Bigshot over at MLP. And really hates Fluffies. But I've been talking to him, and he seems okay. I mean, what else can you do. He's gonna flood anyways. Might as well ask the guy some question while he's doing it.
Best case he gets to the conclusion that Fuffies are acceptable on /b/.
>>691832812
>>691833194
Scrap that, best case, he adopts a smarty that shits all over his MLP coloring books. :D
Have some garden Fluffies.
>>691833292
>>691833194
So he hates fluffy but loves mlp?... Mlp porn... Why can't/won't the fluffy community do the same and flod his dhit with fluffy?
>>691834078
Fluffy and Fluffy related content is banned in /mlp/
Do you think we'll ever get a decent animation with voice work for fluffy abuse guys? That would be amazing to see but I just can't see that happening.
>>691834078
That would be unwise and unfeasible, There are tens of thousands of bronies. They also have Mods and Janitors and quite frankly I don't care about MLP at all.
I just make another Thread,
>>691823629
>>691824991
who the hell is larry?
>>691834303
>>691834495
Hmm okay good to know....
Thanks for the answers
/Barry
>>691834662
Lurk Moar:
>>691830396
>>691834662
A bigshot on /mlp/ that derails fluffy threads by posting mlp porn.
>>691822469
Pick a picture in this thread and explain what you would do differently with the fluffies.
Just pick a picture and reply with it, and if you could have a fluffy what would it's:
>gender be
>name be
>colour configs be
>type be
God speed
Also, is it just me, or do I really want to see a comic where fluffies were taken back in time to both World Wars in a freak accident, and, through time and creativity, are turned into weapons of war?
Anybody still lurking?
Sorry guys, all I have is this shit.
Not sure why it makes me laugh. Might be the irony.
>>691838937
Lurking and drinking beer here
>>691838937
I lurk, therefore I am.
>Be me
>work at private greenhouse in northern michigan for growing medical marijuana
>fairly isolated location, abandoned deercamp, land was cheap
>be pulling a 2 day watch at the greenhouse to keep pests or thieves away
>sampling the product when i hear cracking and snapping
>see one of the plants topple over
>ohwhatthefuck.wav?
>grab taser and bat the boss left me and go to investigate, find nothing
>turn to walk away when i hear very high pitched voices
>yay gweenie nummies!
>fluffies? here? where? relatively unheard of around here, woods too dense and full of wildlife for fluffies to live long
>look around, still dont see anything, see the toppled plant moving and investigate
>ohshitson.ogg micro fluffies!
more?
>>691839608
Smoke those microfluffies out. Hilarity ensues.
Fwostah!
>>691839608
>microfluffs are exceedingly rare to spot around here
>musta hitched a ride in somethings fur
>look around the greenhouse for point of ingress
>tiny flap of plastic torn in back corner, not even big enough for a rat, i tape it up immediately and then do a perimeter sweep for any other tears. secure
Return to find the microfluffs swarming the plant, gnawing leafs and even nibbling the immature buds
>thisshitwillnotstand.rmvb
And what would be a Fluffy Thread without wolfram.
20 til image limit.
Still lurking here. Is there any more?
>>691840320
>plants can be harvested for 5-800 bucks in profit, this one had no chance
>fluffies still havent noticed me, there must be 15 of them
>they gotta go, boss will kill me if i let this go, literally, kill me
>run to the office, basically a partitioned area at back of greenhouse
>rummage through cupboard and desk, looking for instruments of death
>find 2 cans of keyboard duster, some bangsnaps from 4th of july, yknow, the lil paper thingies ya throw at the ground and they go bang! and some party poppers, they look like champagne bottles you pull a string and they explode paper streamers
>disgunbegud.mobi
>>691840831
Of?
Something specific you would like to see?
>>691822469
yay!
>>691841026
>grab the pesticide sprayer too, full of basically pepper spray, keeps the aphids and mites and deer off the plants without being harmful
>grab respirator mask and head out into the warehouse
>weak scent of shit reaches me, even through the filter
>Microfluffs are having a feast! stalk has been gnawed down, buds stripped, they burp and shit to make room for more, not stopping, even when full
>i sneak back and proceed to spray rest of the plants, no more snacks for them
>when i return, they are still eating, hugging, cooing and singing
>rudeawakening.ass
>take a couple bangsnaps and lob them at the planter
>may aswell be hand grenades to microfluffs
>blue microfluff hears whistling and looks up
>whu dat ting?
>fucking-BOOM!
>microfluff explodes in red mist, others deafened, its like a carbomb in fallujah
Have to go to sleep soon, though.
>>691842207
>tiny screams reverberate as the fluffies panic
step in quickly as th3ey try to scramble, slipping in their own piss and shit slicks
>take party popper, pull the string
>BANG!
>bottom blows off, apparently with eough force to knock one mare off its feet and the paper endcap demolishing another like a flying manhole cover
>mass of paper streamers fly out at what may as well be mach 5 to the microfluffs
>6 of them instantly tangled in impromptu paper net gun
>>691841049
Not really. Anything. Like watching this thread.
>>691843002
Please go on
>>691843051
New to this thing?
>>691843002
typing as fast as my stoned ass can
>>691843002
>approach writhing mass of tangled microfluffs
>mummah hewp! giant munstah!
>wet fwuffy go! babbehs nee mummah!
>nope.jpg
>lean in with keybopard duster and blast the pile
>few peeps and then nothing, concentrated c02 suffocated them almost instantly
>hear a tiny frrrrrt
>tiny dollop of shit on my hand
>dummeh muunstah! dees am hewds nummies!
>ohfuckmysides.bmp
>a fucking micro smarty!
Aaaand Image Limit.
>>691844002
>reach over and grab clear plastic cup, cover micro smarty and grind the edge into the dirt so he has absolutely no chance of escape, he peeps and shits himself
>lean in close and breathe heavy through the respirator
>you get to watch
>go on rampage, stomping any fluffs on the floor, hitting more with bangsnaps, tiny redmists covering leaves.
>hear smarty screaming his itty bitty lungs out
>turn corner and look down
>whatatwist.mwv
>a micro mare with foals!
Time for new thread
We had a full Thread, barely any non-Fluffies and no Larry and his horse vagina. I claim victory for all Fluffyship!
Today was a good day.
Cheers
>>691844757
>a sick grin creeps over my face, hidden from the tiny mare by my mask
>she is too scared to run
>kneel down and get face to face, air exhaled from mask enough to ruffle her fluff, she shits and pisses all over her hindquarters
>survey her litter, tiniest technicolor pack of shitrats you ever saw
>hear even mor pathetic peeps coming from behind her, coming from shit
>she trembles and shits again as i reach out with my monolithic hand and push her aside, nudging through the shit with a gloved fingertip
>tiniest fluffy i ever saw, brown, micro-runt
>i lift it out carefully, on the tip of my finger, i bring it forward to the mares face
>fear gives way to realization of my unposed question
>dat poopeh babbeh, bewongs wif poopies
>oh, this will be fun
>>691845597
>whoever said potheads are non-violent, they never met me
>my sadistic side is in full swing as i take this baby abandoning micro slap to gods face and scoop her up before she can run
>set her in a bowl, set runt on a saucer wiht a droplet of milk nearby, it begins to feast as i pick up all its siblings and stand in front of the mare
>gif mummah babbehs nice munsta?
>nope
>squeeze the tiny vermin between my fingertips one by one, popping them like bubblewrap
>mare freezes, looks of horror on her face, drop mangled babies into her bowl and she finally begins to shriek
>oh but we are far from done
>>691846221
anybody still reading? shall i go on?
>>691846387
yes
>>691846387
I'm reading, waiting for conclusion
>>691846387
Go on, dis gon b gud
>>691846387
Yes. We may be out of images, but not interest.
>>691846672
Was actually hoping for more images. Never mind. Let's just go on
>>691846221
Keep going