>>691815359
I taught myself how to jack off and now there are puddles of jizz everywhere. I'm fucking disgusting.

>>691815359
>I taught my dog to jack off
explain

>>691817563
Idk how exactly he learned so well but I just grabbed his sheathed donger and started moving my hand a little then he starts humping.
Ever since then he will just sit down and kinda kick his back leg against his dong and hump the air then voilà there's cum all over my floor

>>691818195
Punish him for doing it and he'll stop

>>691815359
You are retarded

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>>691815359
niqqa u crazee

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>>691815359
>>691818195

ok guys we are getting off track does anyone else regret something

beating a good high school through college friend in super street fighter four for the first time in a streak of losses and yelling then for some reason punching him in the face and hospitalizing him ending our friendship and getting me charged with assault because he is a pussy backstabber.

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>>691819095
Fucking that one hooker with aids.

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>>691818195
>>691815359

>>691819113
calm down faggot, your post is practically unintelligible.

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leaving the EU

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>>691815359
>>691818195

>>691819313
Its not funny he even fucking stares me in the eyes as he does it sometimes

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>>691819924
*snicker* You got yourself into it.

>>691815359
I regret going on 4chan today and reading how some faggot jacked his dog off. Am I doing it right?

>>691820263
no it wasn't gay I was just seeing what would happen

>>691819521
Kek

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>>691820263
You shoud regret knowing about 4chan.

>>691820472

Thats just what I'd expect you to say mr skellington

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Having like 40 of these pics from /pol/

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>>691815359
>>691818195
>>691819924
This is the funniest thing I've read here in years.

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>>691820577

>>691820359
It wasn't gay that time your jerked your dog off? Wot

>>691820745
no it wasn't cuz I'm not gay I just wanted to see what he would do

>>691821031
your're clearly in denial about all this

>>691821031
So if you used your mouth to jack off another straight guy just to see if you can make him finish it wouldn't be gay cause you were just checking but you are both straight?

Me and my gf arrived at my parents home super stoned at 4 A.M. or so and she though it would be hot if I fapped next to my mom, that was sleeping.

I found it hot too. I did it while she was looking.

I wish I could turn back time.

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>>691820745
>>691821031
Just normal man-dog experimentation, right?

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>>691818195

>>691821150
>>691821224
ok guys I'm not gay the important thing is that I regret constantly having a dog jizz all over my house

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>>691820655
post em

>>691821486
Nah nigga you gay

>>691821313
>Wish could turn back time
So you could do it all over again?

>>691821486
neuter the dog

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>>691821486
So you'd be cool with having jacked off your dog as long as he'd use a towel?

Why didn't you teach him proper etiquette, you uncouth faggot?

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>>691821597
K

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>>691818195

>>691821878
Wtf is the guy in that pic doing?

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>>691821901

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>>691821997

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>>691818195

>>691821741
no I'm not if anything he's gay cuz he looks me in the eyes as he does it

>>691821878
exactly if you can train a dog to piss and shit on newspaper you can train it to cum/fap in a specific place

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>>691821486

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>>691822149

>>691821878
well I really didn't think he'd learn how to do it just from that one time

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>>691822218

Amazing

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>>691821992
Backtracing, obviously.

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>>691822218
Posting slows with time lol

Ah the old
>"Hey /b/ IMy XYZ does [something totally outrageous and le funnay but let's ignore that, post your own XYZs"
>gets intrigued reply
>"oh nevermind that post yours"
>etc

Okay, OP. Proof. Post your dog with timestamp. If you even have a dog. And surely you have some stains that aren't yours.

>>691820655
>>691821901
>>691821997
>>691822054
>>691822149
>>691822218
fuck why am I saving that shit

if there's no more accusations of me being gay can someone share regrets

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>>691822517
Have more
>>691822648

>>691822648
This

>>691821992
Fucking newfag.

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>>691822711

I fucked my good pal Reggie's bird

>>691822661
I'd like to share another accusation of your faggotry if the floor is open

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>>691822778
Blakd america

>>691821997
This is the most accurate portrayals of the countries yet.
But the US hates Canada so.

>>691822759
You got a problem with newfags m8?

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>>691822661
I regret OP is in such rejection of his beast homosexuality.

>>691822853
YES MAKE SURE TO CENSOR IN CASE YOU FORGET YOU'RE POSTING ON 9GAG FUCKING RETARD

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>>691822853
Still got 43 left

>>691822661
faggot

>>691822993
It's all from pol retard just saved the whole thread

>>691822975
Yes. They must lurk more.

>>691822759
Not knowing every meme and having the audacity to make that fact known
>3new5you

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>>691823028

anybody gonna comment on the fact that dogs are among the most easily trainable species on the planet

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>>691823194
>>691823195
Ahem

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>>691818195

>>691823116
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW FAGGOT ONLY FUCKBOYS USE POL

>>691823116
He's right though. What's the point of censoring on here?

>>691823169
Shut up cunt.

>>691823195
so easy that I jack him once for lols and he suddenly is a seasoned veteran at creating pools of jizz everywhere

>>691823195
Nope

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>>691823294
>>691823342
If your not an edgy teen maybe you go to other boards instead of here and reddit
>>691823347 just grabbed it like that ask them

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>>691819924

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>>691819277

>>691823427
Whoa alright dude I'll back off I wouldn't wanna get caught on all your edges

>>691823520
nah faggot just fuck off back to 9gag you aren't talking your way out of this

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>>691823520

>>691823520
And what would you be doing posting these on sfw boards anyway you fucking dickhead?

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>>691823631
>>691823628
Lol 1 has censors and he is all buttmad
>>691823711
How long has /pol/ been sfw?

>>691823605
>le edgy muh epik buzzword

Newfag confirmed.

I was blacked out on xanax and alcohol a while ago and I ended up getting in a fight with a good friend over god knows what. I gave him a huge purple black eye but he still slammed my ass to the ground in the end and beat me. We're still friends though, he disregarded it given my state

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>>691822149
Do you honestly think that mexicans are white and tall and thin?

>>691823805
... Yes. Its not. Why would it be censored for there and why would you need a slightly censored image for other places?

>>691819521
We left the EU, not Ireland, you nutcase.

>>691823805
newfag

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>>691823805
>>691823951
No I got more Mexico ones

>>691823843
>Buzzword edgy
>Then uses buzzword needs
>Retard confirmed

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>>691815359
Da fuk OP

>>691824117
Mexicans are disgusting frumpy round short useless bugs.

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>>691823977
Whoever posted it there I have the template for it
>>691824117
If anyone wants to make their own, not even the template is censored so it was some dudes personal decision
>>691824088
>buzzwords
>Wew lad

>>691824163
>"buzzword needs"

A what, newfag?

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>>691824424
Back to posts

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>>691823195
Oh? Then why doesn't OP just train his dog to clean up after himself?

No, I stand by the assertion that OP spent years training his dog to jack off - and his real regret is his dog has dumped him.

Now OP follows his dog around the house, his dog allowing him only the repressed sexual pleasure of cleaning up the jizz afterwards.

I think this makes OP the first gay-dog-cuck in history.

>>691821793
>neuter the dog
Because most of the fluid comes from the balls. Sure wish you taught biology so we could all be this smart.

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>>691824515

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>>691824633

Hey OP you asshole I'm still waiting for proof. But no. You wanted to post a LE FUNNAY post on /b/ so you can screencap it for LE epik reddit upboats.


OP IS A FAG

SAGE

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>>691824710
Russiophiles love this

>>691819113
Wipe your uncles cum from your lips. And calm down.

Told her I actually fucked girls while we were together then told her I found the true love with someone else but not with her while we were together then told her she was so dumb any dude will be with her just to fuck her not even to share real things
Don't say anything when you're angry

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>>691824813
Are you triggered still?

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>>691824938

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>>691825026

>>691815359
What's your dog's name?

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>>691825107

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>>691825183
Should I stop?

>>691825149
... Okay! I made it up so I could make a funny post to screencap for /r/4chan...

>>691825260
Might as well go on.

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>>691815359

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>>691825260
Piss off censorfag AGAIN

>>691824518
no it really was once then he became better and more efficient at jerking off than me maximizing jizz output and no I'm still not gay

>>691825149
His full name is nigger hobo I just normally call him hobo

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>>691818195

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>>691825448

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>>691825376
Ok I'm hijacking this thread with no survivors
>>691825540

>>691821878
Same reason your parents didn't, I suppose

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>>691825655

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>>691825755

>>691825461
>His full name is nigger hobo
Nigger homo?

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>>691825836
Now that's what I call a nip... No? Ok

>>691825655
I'm not complaining nigger

>>691825881
I called him nigger hobo because he is black and was a stray

I should have bought a stronger engine when buying car. I have 85kw 1.6 engine, and should bought 125kw 1.6 with turbo.

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had to cap that shit

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>>691825998
>>691826008
So be it

>>691825998
hue hue

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>>691821992
underage b&

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>>691826142
>>691826132
Put me in the cap

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>>691818195

>>691826132
And now to post on LE lebbit XD

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>>691818195

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>>691826166
Hue hue

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i regret not taking better care of my board, pic taken an hour ago :(

>>691826132
Why the fuck would you cap this load of shit? even OP said it was garbage...

>>691826344
Yeah this thread isn't for that anymore now.

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>>691826343
>>691826344
Old threads ded Bu

>>691815359
I played Dark Souls
Now almost no other game I play can satisfy me.

>>691826402
For pinkie points on memetard websites

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>>691818195
Wtf

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>>691826494

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>>691818195

>>691815359
Finding /b/ all that short long while ago

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>>691826513
You've obviously never played Loco Roco

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>>691818195

>>691826402
that wasn't me but really don't cap I regret this

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>>691826715
The American "girl"

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>>691826801

>>691826218
where did this start with the girls? some webcomic or someshit?

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>>691826907
>>691826929
Its a meme pretty new not as new as you but pretty new

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>>691818195
hot

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>>691827039

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>>691827104

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>>691827223

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>>691818195

>>691818195
someone screencap this shit

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>>691827286
>>691827305
Op was a liar for leddit

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>>691826132
Kek of the year

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>>691827415

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>>691827535
V1

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>>691827653
V2

>>691827415
no that was someone posing as me I just wanted to laugh at peoples regrets

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>>691827744

>>691827884
>>691827772
Whatever I'm done

>>691827884
k thx!

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>>691815359
>so, I taught my dog to jack off
Stay classy /b/.

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>>691825836

>>691827772
Kys retard.

>>691829069
well now u guys are all laughing at my regret

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Posting cus legendary thread.

Jacking off to Cp I found on dropbox once.
I feel so dirty.

>>691829319
No really kys you loser

>>691822877
We do?

>>691818195
well at least you have an endless supply of dog jizz

ded thred

>>691821992
o god go die in a fire.

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>>691827884
>>691827744
>>691827653

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>>691823461

>>691820374
Skeleton fuck off

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>>691831758

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>>691822993
i think its the joke with japan censoring all their hentai porn

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I regret touching weed. I was up there, now I'm at the bottom.

What is this thread even?

>>691833672
how?

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>>691833672
I gave up on everything because I can't handle shit while I smoke everyday. I became something like this.

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This is supposed to be about regrets, not a dog loving faggot and someone from /pol/

GET BACK ON TRACK FAGGOTS *WHIP*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPENAbIfNfw