>>691812589
Ask to see the tan lines around hertits. If she delivers yes.

>>691812589
ask for nudes and see

>>691812804
Good idea

>>691812589
Yes.

>>691812589
Send dick pic, she's given all the hints.

>>691812959
I'm at work now

>>691812589
the fact she didn't run off at that lame joke and told u put cream on her...she's interested

>>691813092
I asked to see her other tan lines

>>691813242
I'm waiting

>>691813279
Same

>>691812589
tell her ''show me more tan lines'' see what happens

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Progress guys

>>691813919
good job anon..its working

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>>691814079
She hasn't 'seen' my message yet

>>691813919
hmmm...this might just work.......

>>691813919
This is great! Why am I so excited for you, OP?

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>>691813919

Hurry up faggot

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>>691813919
and now we wait.
Age?

>>691813919
Oh shit bump

>>691814567
She isn't responding
Hopefully taking a poc

>>691814664
Godspeed nigger

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show asshole

Might as well bump

Ask her if it hurts badly, you might spooked her

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tits for good luck anon

Bump for justice

bumperooo

So, did OP actually get lucky or not

I just said I would have helped her sunscreen her ass

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>>691813919
There's no way this could go wrong

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>>691814664
Send a dick pic for the preemptive strike.

>show me
Wow. Smooth anon.

Plot twist : is op sister

>>691814967
What'd she reply?

>>691815005
Kek

Stop being a fucking puss and go "rub cream on her back", you fucking degenerate. And take creeps while you're at it.

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>OP tricking newfags and horny neckbeards by pretending to be one of them while having a normal conversation with his gf
Damn this website is full of roleplaying faggots.

Ask for topless photo to gauge damage from sun exposure.

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Bumping for tits

>>691815055
Nothing yet

>>691815005
This!

>>691815094
No I met this girl 4 days ago in Galway Ireland
She went to Spain the next day

>>691815094
Why would normies pretend to be degenerate fucks like us?

"Plz respond"

always works great

>>691813919
>>691814215
>>691812589
Wtf op? Why didn't you say you'd come over after work to rub cream on her. You fucked up from the start

>>691815101
Do you think you might be getting lucky, with this one?

>>691815382
She's in Spain I'm in Canada

>>691815462
yea, after work seems just fine

She's now offline
Fuck guys

>>691815275
el kekular maximisso

>>691815575
Wait! She said LOL!

>>691815462
So what your going to fly over there and fuck her?
Bitch please

>>691815462
Always a fucking leaf

>>691815462
Maybe she got wind of this thread and isn't responding, or maybe she's taking a ton of pictures from all angles trying to get one she's happy with because she obviously has low self esteem. 50/50 odds I'd say.

>>691815632
>She said LOL
How old is she?

>>691815182
No you didnt, time is wrong. Unless you are showing a pre made message, or are back in the states. Also if she isnt there how you gonna give her the D, quit roleplaying
>>691815246
Gets him off, soon will be the pic of the butt, he has this planned out. Look at the time, that isnt the current time in ireland.

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>>691815734
>or are back in the states
I'm back in Canada

>>691815786
wtf op you fag

>>691815462
> went to Spain
>getting Dicked by Spaniards
You think your lame dick can compete OP? just give up now.

>>691815734
He said he's in Canada. (Don't know if that matches any better, though.)

>>691815786
go on op you're about to get it

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>>691815786
What a cringy line m8, you fucked up.

>>691815786
You dun goofed

>>691815786
welp.. You're fucking lame

>>691815844
Yeah and youre roleplaying. Whats it matter anyway you wont get to dick her if this is legit?

>>691815786
U ain't smooth my man

>>691815918
>>691815922
>>691815929
She laughed out loud again

>>691815786
You're terrible at this OP

>>691815786
You could've done better than that! Post her answer before you reply back to her, next time. We'll help you out!

>>691815786
"ok, time to make a move"
>gauge the extent
"aw ye"

>>691815983
She lives in a city 30min away from mine in Canada
She is back 3 weeks from now. I'm just priming her

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>>691815632
rip

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>>691815786
>Gauge the extent of the damage
Op wat the Fuck

>>691816009
That's an awkward lol not, I like you lol

>>691815872
He said it before i finished typing, and that makes the time slightly better. Still just a roleplaying faggot

>>691815786

nigger

>>691815922
Fuckfyckfyxkvgsghj

>>691816083
Doubtful

>>691816009
>She laughed out loud again
>She's laughing at me because i'm beta as fuck

>>691815786
Let's gauge the extent of OP's damage

>>691816222
REKT

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>>691815786

>>691815786
i didn't think this was a YLYL video

>>691813919
A L P H A
L
P
H
A

>>691815861
This
>>691815786
Why you so horny op? Can you not just talk to a girl?
>SHE SHOWED ME TAN LINE
>IM IN MORE MORE MORE
>TAN LINES MEAN I CAN GET TITS HURR

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She unfriended me.

>>691815786
5/7 smooth

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>>691816421
lol

>>691816421
That's what you get, for trying to think on your own.

>>691816510
>5/7
Kek

>>691816421
lol fag

Think you should just go kill yourself OP. No coming back from that fuck up

>>691816421
Screenshot or fake faggot

>>691816692
Screenshot of what?

ass or tits or gtfo

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Here's some relief tits after that massive cuck up

>>691816746
of her unfriending op

That's what you get for being a creep

>>691816746
fake faggot

>>691816421
Probably not OP

>>691815786
That was literally a live re-enactment of peep show. You are Mark Corrigan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1hpT8MaqdM

kek op cucked himself

OP your last statement was as smooth as asking a girl for a sample of her hair. Destined to be neckbeard and maybe at 40 a married cuck WTF

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>>691816854
Meh, if there's no update after 5 min i'm out.

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Sorry I couldn't deliver

OP what happened?

>>691816818
Jesus Christ, why do "her" legs look like a fucking trash bag?

>>691816818
what the actual fuck is up with her abdomen and vagina

Wait She said lol again!

>>691817075
Water polo player. Legs strong enough to crush your skull

>>691817107
Tan lines

boring

>>691816883
That last line he delivers.

> tfw relatable

No, she just wants you to be her servant.

screenshots

Or possible trap? Look at those big hands...dubs in the next ten rolls and the cock and balls are tucked under

Her chat says Active now again

>>691817219
no you fuck she looks like she has no vagina

>>691817417
perspective / blurry pubes

>>691817163
>legs strong enough to crush your skull
you are literally faggot

Op what is going on

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>>691815786

>>691817417
Bad quality camera can't capture everything

>>691817689
For the love of God. Please do explain how strong legs makes you a faggot? No it doesn't, you insecure fuck 12 year old. Just die please

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OkAy what the fuck

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>>691816421

She's making it ready

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>>691818062
say to her: part-time doctor here i wana practice on your buthole burn

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I think I should suicide myself

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>>691818062
>common
Dude...

>>691818423
roll for this

>>691818062
You are the skin cancer of /b/

>>691815786
Gauge silently and you will notice all the typos, she's obv drunk or really excited, both good properties for getting deliveries.
Correct response is: No, you would feel my hands slowly slide across your entire body, you would be perfectly safe with me :)

>>691818506
At least I'm delivering content

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>>691818437
Wat a cuck

>>691818437
>you fucking goober
Why haven't we fucked yet?

>>691818437
Just move on at this point. It was a good run.

>>691818437
You are being too pushy you need to warm hee up to the idea

>>691818437
dude what why are you fucking it up this hard ... whats the matter with you?

OP it's time to start acting like a normal person again, you're being pushy

>>691818437
>inb4 "she's my wife"

>>691818062
Jesus man, you were in the pink and now you fucked it up. You are the posterchild for autism

>>691812589
I have a special cream that comes in a cylindrical fleshtone applicator.

>>691818437
DUDE, this was totally salvageable, until that line! You lost her now, unless she's' really desperate

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Is this the part wear I pull the trigger?

>>691818437
You were going strong until you started begging for more pics you god dammed idiot. Girls will send pics on their own if they please NEVER ask for them they do not like that

>>691818437
Oh shit you are on the pathethic cringe desperated virgin road my son, give up before you screw up big time, thats red alert

it is getting sad
change subject you twat

>>691818746
Fire at will captn

>>691818746
dude stop being creepy lmfao how is she even still answering

>>691818746
Ok, stop.

>>691818746
Are you retarded?

>>691818746
C R I N G E
R
I
N
G

>>691818746
how did you fuck this up so fast holy shit its like a gift

you fucked up the moment she only answers in
"yup"
"nope" and shit
dude you already fucking lost

I really hope this is fake

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>>691818746

Jus say this:

Well if you want to relax tonight lmk ill grab some aloe :)

stop playing OP

tell her to send pic of dat ass and ask her if she's that thick because she didnt get that

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>>691818746
how can someone fuck up this badly

>>691818062
Probably for some other guy she was talking to m8.
>she crossed the streams, never do that!

You are trying way to hard. Kill urself.

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>>691818888

Just do what I do and send her a video of you deepthroating a dog

>>691812589
Girls don't like swearing like that

>>691818746
what fapening to you?why not?

What a fucking beta. Just stop texting her, let alphas nail her. Grab a gun, insert it in your mouth and kill yourself.

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>>691818437
RETREAT FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR SOCIAL REPUTATION

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This was the nail in the coffin. I just drank the hemlock

>>691818746
Send dick pic, impress her.

>>691818888
>checked

>>691819098
shut the fuck up

>>691818746

I meant in person.

>>691815786
hey fuck all of these other people, I think that shit is funny. But then again I am also a 26 year old kissless virgin so what do I know

>>691818963
This
Just end it already, because this is going bad to worse

>>691819098
welp... cya Socrates

>>691819098
OP plz stop

>>691819069
plzzzzz tell this

show her the D.

>>691819098
Jesus Christ OP just stop

>>691819098
Ask her what she had in mind to rub on her then

>>691819098
roll for sending her a dick pick?

Tell her you got tan lines on your dick and it burned your semen when you pee'd

>>691819098
>That's how you fucked it up

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>>691819098
Its over man, time to stop.

>>691819098
Dude, she's just being nice. Right now she's hoping you would go away so she doesn't have to waste more time saying "yep" "nope" or "lol" any more.

>>691819098
criminal

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>>691818746
What the actual fuck. How some1 can be that much retarded in social life

>>691819098
Just proof all Canadians are cucks.

>>691818746
You sound like an Indian. kys

>>691819098
It's not over op she's still somewhat into it her dumbass is still replying somehow, you can do this

>>691819098
You actually fucked up hard. You ask for nudes after she gets comfortable with you. She wanted you to rub lotion on her back, now after your beta spam texts she wants a restraining order.

Hahaha, this ship struck ground.

>>691819098
Well the important thing is that you learn from this OP, use this as a learning experience and try again with some other girl. You may keep failing but you'll get better and better each time as long as you learn from each failure and eventually you'll be a normal person.

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>>691819098
FAIL. Run anon, RUNNNNN!

Roll for send a dickpick, if she likes your dick enough then she might spark an interest again.
Final resolve.

>>691819098
dude... hard next her for the love of god. Just stop talking, she told you no three different ways. You will never fuck that girl, you are her orbiter from where she derives her attention.

For the love of god

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>>691819098

>>691819323
This. You missed your chance Op you're a faggot

this should be in an art galery under the heading "anatomy of a failure"

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>>691815667
/pol/ish are out in full force today

OP you are such a beta cunt

>>691819115
This.

This is the ONLY way to salvage this.

Might as well send the dick now. Ask her to putte cream on it.

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Lol op

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I deleted the convo out of cringe and she still replied

>>691819098
you suck. should have just went to her house and rubbed the lotion on her. now she just thinks your a weirdo. nooooob

>>691819115
yeah, agree do eet

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Just send her my cock

>>691819545
I'm at work I can't take one

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I hate OP so fucking much

>>691819484
Kek

>>691819616
sorry that was my son, he has autism

>>691819640
She already saw my cock when we met in Galway and I'm uncut so she would know

>>691819616
i believe you!But can i make my childs with you?

>>691819649
This anon got you op
>>691819640

>>691819441
>>691819441
>>691819441
>>691819441
>>691819441

OP you are being cucked for attention right now. That girl believes you are below her sexual market value and the only way that's going to change is if you stop talking to her.

>>691819717
rollll

>>691819640
Don't, she'll see the stack of soda cans and know you're mentally challenged.

dude, send her suncream! if you know what i mean...

>>691819702
I'm uncut too lol

>>691819548
>>691819115
Roll for this!

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>>691818888

>>691819640
Roll for this.

>>691819616
Holy Christ you can still save this.

Send dick pic. Say your jerking off thinking about her burnt ass.

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>>691818746
Take your autism medication

>>691819616
KEK FRIENDZONE FRIENDZONE OH WOAH-WOOOOOAH FRIEND ZONE FRIEND ZOOOOOOOOOOOOONE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH WOAH WOAHHHHH

You could just go back to work and forget this.

OR YOU CAN BE FUCKING ALPHA AND GO ALL IN, SEND DICK PIC AND SHOW HER YOUR SERIOUS

Your gonna kill yourself anyway, might as well do it

>>691819498
can you explain the picture

>>691819747
This guy gets it

>>691819616
ask her to see her butt lol

>>691819616
Even if you don't win with this chick, you're getting some decent skin care hints, OP.

>>691819747
I'm going to
She's the one who pursued me though
We made out in our hostel and she gave me half a handy then she added me on Fb and sent me this provocative shit and I fucked it up

>>691819616
You should turn it on her - "Why in the hell did you wear no bottoms and stay out long enough to burn? Don't you have any common sense? Have you always done stupid things?"
Trust me, they get hot and bothered when a guy does this rather than begs for nudes.

Lol this shit is fucking gold. Might as well go all the way and send dick pics now op

>>691819616
you literally have nothing to lose
"actually i bet you look kinda cute with tan lines :p"
do not use another fucking "lol"

>>691819717
CHECK EM