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HALT! We are rounding up undesirables, show me your papers!
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HALT! We are rounding up undesirables, show me your papers!

(odd doubles: gypsy, even doubles: Jew, trips: party member, quads: gay, 88: member of Führer's inner circle)
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Hallo mein freund. Wie geht es?
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>>691805602
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>>691805602
Fuck of Bosche Faggot
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>>691805751
auch gut danke, carry on
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>>691805822
in the cattle car you filthy kike
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>>691805602
heil mein herr
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>>691806300
00.. Wat do
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>>691806466
dunno but you are going to Dachau!
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>>691806300
almost forgot, 00: communist, in the cattle car!
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>>691805602

you dont make fun of the lolocaust
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>>691807072
you must be new here kamerad...
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88 here
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no plz dont shoot
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ss
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>>691807475
>>691807512
carry on...
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Let me through
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>>691806841
I dont need 00 to be a communist, come at me nazi filth.
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>>691805602
Can only be 88
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>>691805602
Don't mind me...
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>>691807730
Post count is broken
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>>691805602
Fuck you nigger
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>>691807337
filthy liar, but your papers are in ordnung, get out of my sight, I'm sure we could find room for you on the train...
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>>691807072
Don't know if this is b8, if not wow.
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>>691807719
verdammt Hans, looks like another one from the insane asylum got away!"
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>>691805602
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>>691808125
Fear the red army
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>>691807844
in the cattle car frau Tsukermann
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''Please may i get through, loyal and Hardworking German solider''
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Hey fellas, we fine ol' solution here?
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>>691805602
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>>691807230
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>>691807844
Get that filthy jew broad and send her to my residence, I'm with the fuhrer there we fuck it good / 88
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>>691807072
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>>691808322
in the cattle car herr Rosenberg
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>>691805602
fuck.
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>>691805602
Here are my papers
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oy
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Ich bin ein Deutsche soldat.
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TURN THE GAS
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>>691805602
Got it
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>>691805602
Im a member i swear!!! Let me in you swine.
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>>691805602
Those are post WW1 but not quiet nazi Soldiers.
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I work for Oskar Schindler. I am an essential worker.
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Sieg Heil!!
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88 reporting in
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GOOD AFTERNOON, COMRADE!!! CAN I GET OF PASSAGE TO STALINGRAD PLEASE!?!?
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I blew the Glorious Leader's cock myself
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Guten Tag
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>>691808799
like you would know you filthy gypsy
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>>691805602
dis be sum piece of shit
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Am not Jew can go now now please?
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>>691805602

helo
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>>691805602
Can't catch me nigga, I'm tha gingerbread man!
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>>691809351
carry on kamerad...
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Rollz
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>>691808799

sten gun was put in service 1941....
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Inner circle bitch
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>>691805602
HHHallo.
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hitler, reporting in
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>>691810808
that's MP28 though
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>>691805602
rollin
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>>691811676
>MP28

never said otherwise...
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Here fritz.
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heil comrade, i am definitely german, no spy
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Nu
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>>691805602
Hello
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>>691809915
>>691811196
>>691811370
"verdammt crazies, why do they flock towards us when we already have our hands full?"
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For mah führer
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>>691805602
Hier sind meine Papiere!
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Lets roll
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>>691806300
Oven time...
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German Guy here
HEIL!
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Hail Hitler
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>>691813204
carry on kamerad
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roll
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>>691813355
nice try Hagert
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sieg heil
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My papers? They're right here
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>>691805602
Here's my papers, Herr Soldat.
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>>691805602
ach, natürlicht men herr...
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Nien
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>>691805602
rolla
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Right back from the Ostfront mein Kamerad.
Killed some Untermenschen there, Would do it again 88/88
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Alles in Ordnung Herr Obersturmführer. hier sind meine Papiere.
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what papers
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>>691814077
nice try gypsy, now if you could tell me where/who you stole ze uniform from I can get you in front of ze line to ze showers...
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>>691814077
In mein oven, gypsy
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hail führer
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reporting for duty
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je-I mean, jawohl mein herr!
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>>691805602
Halo officer
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Sieg heil, Herr Oberleutnant!
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>>691805751
heres my papers officer, no worries here
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If trips, everyone in this thread is a jew
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>>691814435
It is from my Stiefvater. Please be Strafkompanie
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>>691815477
Into the Gas Jew
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>>691805602
rullon
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Officer
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heres my paper sir :^)
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>>691815282
don't you dare to "herr" me, I'm no Wehrmacht pussy, also it's Obersturmführer
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Zieg heil!
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>>691815697
Rollan
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>>691805602
.
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>>691815755
please remove any jewelry and all five of your stolen Swiss watches & step into the cattle car
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>>691805602
heil hitler
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Sieg heil!
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Sieg Heil
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>>691816355
Dont try to hide!
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I think you'll find everything ist in Ordnung
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>>691816355
empty your pockets, take off your watch and jewelry and step into the cattle car, bitte
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>>691805602
Sie sind in die gasse gefüchtet!
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>>691816633
>Sie sind in die gasse gefüchtet!
nice try, in the cattle car!
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>>691805602
Gutten tag
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cunts
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Wie gehts
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What if quints also what if this supposed "nazi" actually goldbergstein in disguise. Show your true hand hanz
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heil hitler
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>>691805602
gluten tag
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>>691805602
Hallo, sieg hiel
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Hello officer, I'm just a dark skinned polish transgender communist pacificist, here's my papers.
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Heil Hitler Kameraden
Das mg42 ist geladen
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>>691817388
For mah führer!!!!!! Nice disguise..
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>>691817388
"heil Hitler!"
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Guten morgen, mein freund.
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>>691817388
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>>691815543
cant you tell the difference between the subhumans? This is a gypsy main friend
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>>691805602
Heil!
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>>691817591
Ich wünsche Ihnen einen schönen Tag.
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>>691817755
Nice try gypsy... In the cattle car you go!
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>>691817755
in the cattle car!
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>>691817966
wipe zat smile off your face, you will be joining him in a zecond!
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>>691805602
88 pls
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>>691817388
Had me going for a second nice disguise sir
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Paris Urlaub with the SS was pretty gut
Fucking, saufing und Killing jews
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>>691818679
Can we all send this guy Hitler that'd be fucking funny as heil
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>>691819182
Almost 88
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How are you officers doing on this fine afternoon?
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salam alaykum, my name is Sheikh Abu-Al-bin-Yisrael, I heard you are rounding up filthy Jews
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>>691819429
Die Muslim Goat Fucker
*ratatatatatatat*
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>>691819377
better as soon as you drop everything stolen (which would be everything-) you have on you and step into the cattle car!
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>>691805602
fuck off franz!
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Suck my dick, officer.
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>>691805602
Here you go
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>>691805602
I'm innocent I swear
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>>691819689
>>691819789
"well would you look at that, turns out the train needs to get going & there's room exactly for two more!"
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yeah sure here you go

>pulls out a k
>shoots them dead
>teleports away
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Hallo. Ich esse gern toten kinder jaaaaa ;)
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>>691819983
My papers are clean, you can't do shit. My dad is a party member.
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Heil Hitler!¡!
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Heil Hitler, officer.
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>>691820016
>psshh.. nuttin personnel, kid
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Heil Hitler!
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Niggers tongue my anus
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I should stop pressing my luck
Or lack of it
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rhul
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>>691820288
Nice hat, sir.
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>>691820182
I don't give a fuck about who your vater is, after this round-up is over my regiment will be sent back to Ostfront anyway!
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>>691805602
I don't carpool.
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Guten Tag Mein Mr Adolf
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>>691805602
fuck the king
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>>691820545
Get out of my face, you imbecile.
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