>wife's room

>>691782353
Laugh at that bitch for trying to call it her room in my house.

Oh and also shoot nigger and bitch and mover on

Film it and post it on 4chan

>>691782353
ask myself why wife has her own room and why I'm married to hambeast

>>691782353
more?

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>>691782353

Wonder where my 9/10 gf is and wonder why my wife is fat.

>>691782353
is it me or does that nigger not have balls ?

>>691782353
lick balls

>>691782353
Apologize for not being there to prep the bull.

>>691782353
Tell her to get off of that poor woman.

turn 360 degrees and walk away then fap to the thought of someone else pleasing my wife

>>691782638
>"prep"?
Please explain this process

>>691782442
First post best post

>>691782442
This says it all.

>>691782353
Kick that white bitch out. And yell at your "wife" (assuming the black dude is your "wife").

>>691782442
/thread

>>691782353
Initially be mad then wonder why I never noticed her cock before.

>>691782353
call the police because my wife is getting raped!!

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when would i ever be married lol

>>691783521
Hey fuck off randy

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>>691783660

Wonder why his balls look so deflated

>>691782694
you mean a 180 fucking retard a 360 would land you facing the same way

Applaud her on owning her sexuality. Hope that she experiences hours of fast tight slams. Put a pot of tea on simmer the stove for her when he gets done

>>691783916
Newfag alert

>>691782353
my wife isn't white

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>>691783916
hi newfag!!!!!!!!!

>>691782353
>having separate room from your wife
>ugly as fuck wife with disgusting blown out ass hole
>being fucked by shitskin with empty saggy balls, obvious low testosterone

Immediately divorce

>>691782353
wonder when my wife grew a big black dick and why she's fucking some white lady with it

I would congrat her for being fucked by the only nigger in my country. I live in a dindu-free country btw

>>691784125
Antarctica?

>>691782694
turn 360,000 degrees, get dizzy and pass out

>>691782353
>castrate and shoot nigger
>claim self defense
>profit

>>691784248
gimme your address
so i can punch your larynx through your fat fucking neckbeard
this gorilla will fucking stomp your fucking fat virgin face in
come on harambe wants your address pussy
talk shit

>>691784003
weeb detected

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>>691782353
>fuck in ass to establish dominance
>then kill
>rape wife afterwards to dominate more
>then hang myself
>then at the gate fuck satan in the ass to >establish ultimate dominance
>become new satan
>former satan is my sissy sex slave

>>691784324
219 E Main Street
Oklahoma City, OK 73104

come at me bro

>>691784507
Warriors blew y'all the fuck out

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>>691784568

once he is done, I would offer her some cream to get rid of the zits on her ass, but wait until he is done, it would be rude to interrupt - especially if he paid up front.

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>>691783521
>>691783575
>>691783660
>>691783775

Go check on my daughter

>>691782353

Assert my position as the Alpha male by violently mating with the black dude.

>>691782353
Test

>>691782353
Ask him where did he get the girl from

>>691782353
sit in the corner and fap furiously

>>691784947
the dollar tree

>>691784248
Turning that many times exactly cancels out the dizzy effect retard. You would need to either turn one extra revolution or one less for it to work. Newfag suspected

>>691783521
You'll be married once you learn how to fuck off. By the the way your fish sticks suck

>remove pantaloons
>do a 720°
>bend over making sure to arch my back
>purr

massage my blackcockmasters prostate

Cradle his testes

>>691782353
Id wonder how she gained 300 pounds :(

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>>691784854

>>691785973
the only real answer

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>>691782353
90% of 4chan is not even in the age when they can legally marry someone, plus almost every one of us here is just a retard who couldnt get a wife anyway. Nice bait though

Wonder why she didn't have the door locked. She knows if she doesn't secure the door I will enter watch and fap. She hates that

>>691786007
sauce?

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>>691782353
this
>>691782442
and this
>>691785973

However I'll play along
>grab camera
>take pics
>divorce her
>present evidence
>win case
>shes out on her ass
>nig doesnt want her
>sell the house and all the assets
>fuck off abroad and live comfy life with qt trap
>ex wife now pregnant with brothas child
>ex wfie shacks up with some pathetic cuck who'll raise her kid
>laugh as I poke qt traps poopoohole in the shower every morning

>>691782353
>wife's room
Well, we are obviously in a struggling relationship if we have different rooms.

>>691782353
Wonder how I get married and why my wife is a landwhale and then decide to quit drinking and thank the gentleman for giving me a valid divorce clause

>>691786328
Ask /r

ram massive erect phallus into black man's boypussy

>>691782353
Wonder why my wife has a hemorrhoid island amidst a sea of ass acne

>>691782353
>Pretend I didn't see anything
>Leave room
>Fap on my own
>Am now a cuck

Put on fedora and light pipe. Sit in the rocking chair in the dark far corner of the room. Crack open my hardcover God Delusion by Dawkins. Enjoy a nice read and smoke. Later I will start a trap thread on /b/

>>691787652
mmm lick the hemorrhoid hole

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>>691782353
I didn't even know my wife has a room. I don't even have wife!

>>691782353
My wife doesn't have a room. WE have a bedroom together.

To all those saying "I don't even have a wife" shut up. Hahaha you all do have a wife... You just haven't met or married her yet. The funny thing is she's currently getting fucked hard by some random. Technically you all are already cocks. Good thing my wife was a virgin when I met her.

>>691788334
Cucks*

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>>691788334
>>691788399
rofl you messed that one up didnt you

>>691788176
Can you really claim joint ownership in the room if she's getting porked balls deep in it by a mandingo in it? I don't think so

>>691782353
Call the zoo

>>691786549
Whelp...
You got a plan and really that's more than what I have thus far in life

>>691782353
>Slowly and quietly approach
>Stick my dick in that guys asshole
>Pound in rhythm with him so wife doesn't notice
>Finish in him before he does
>Quietly leave
>Come back in through front door 30 mind later and pretend nothing happened
>File for divorce next day
>Run away with black guy and live happily ever after

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>>691788671

>>691788796
Fuck...

>>691788796
>tfw wife tried to cuck me with a black guy
>tfw left gf for that black guy

just went in for a glass of water

>>691782353
Cut his balls off

>>691788334
>you all have a wife
>just haven't married her yet
So we do have one but she's not our wife yet?

>>691782353
Wife's room.
Wife.

Lel no

>>691782353
walk up
put a pillow on his back
shoot both of them through it

>>691784507
A FUCKING OKIE

>>691789614
>Record Scratch

>Freeze Frame

“Yeah…that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation. Well it’s a funny story actually…”

>>691782353
>having a wife

>>691782353

Puke

>>691786549
Are you me?

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>>691790465
maybe I am.

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>>691782442

>>691782353

>drag him of my wife
>into basement
>go back to wife and ask how good he was from 1-100
>below 90, I go down, beat the shit out of him, demand money for fucking wife and offer him sex instructions
>make a glass box and put it on shelf in dining room
>people come over and ask why do i keep money in glass box
>say: thats what my wife made whoring around

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>>691782442

>>691791539
What happens if above 90

>>691792000
I sit on his cock. My whore should only bring home the best men

>>691782353
Hop onto that train.

/woo /woo!!

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>>691792117
Shouldn't have asked

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>the amount of purgeworthy abominations in this thread.

Fuck.

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>>691782353

Kill myself because I married a fat chick.

>>691788334
>Good thing my wife was a virgin when I met her
If your name isn't Ahmed then I got bad news for you, baitmen

>>691782353
Call Tom Brady and get that poor guy's balls inflated

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>>691792568
If you think that's what white girls want you must not know any white girls

>>691782353
I'd ask 3 questions.

1) Why is she a white woman and no longer Korean
2) Why has she gained so much weight
and 3) I don't have a wife

>>691782353
"why does my wife have a 50 year old womans ass and a roid flap in her anus!?"

>>691792964
source me, magnus sigurdsson

>>691792000
>offer advanced class in sex instructions

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>>691792964

I do. I know lots of white girls because I go outside. They all hate niggers. Even prostitutes where I'm from all refuse to have sex with black men, it's hilarious.

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I give water

pic gf and my friend

Sauce on main thread picture?

>>691793525
why your gf is fatter than you?
>>691793944
good bait

>>691782353
Unzip pants
Start masterbating in the corner

>>691782353
lmao, that nigger fucks like an old man.

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>>691794045
my girlfriend is 23 years old and my friend 18

>>691782353
Shoot rubber band at testicles then run away giggling in high pitched voice.

>>691787307
sorry i don't use reddit

>>691783916
Having a nice summer mate?

>>691784630
Implying Kevin Love did anything in the series

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Gf boobs

>>691794256
give us pics of you railing her

>>691792964
>a trampy bottle blonde

>>691793444
>trips of truth

divorce because wife is cheating fat fuck

>>691794256
more

>>691783141
Kektastic

Grab nigger by the balls and yank his stank ass off the woman. Then shove my fist in her and ask her if it's big enough.

>>691782353
Did I read this right?

>>691782353
>Walk into wife's room see this what do?

Ask yourself why you married a blackman.

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>>691794683
she loves anal

>>691782353
"Dude, where the fuck are your balls?"

>>691782353
Sauce OP?

>>691795088
Go

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>>691795365
gf ass

>>691795522
Nice asssss

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>>691796301
friend cock

>>691782353
Mount that buck for lulz. Come quickly from the novelty. Make him a Lucky Pierre.

>>691796645
Glad is not foe cock

>>691796889
Keep friends close, enemies...

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>>691796889

>>691782353
>Say "hi Ileia"
>Close my room mate's door
>Kek at how she's cheating on her obnoxious boyfriend
>Kek at how I'm the only one in my class to not get married a year after school
>Kek at how Im not indentured to some fickle piece of garbage who wants to make me take pictures of her fucking black guys

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>>691797110
original pic

>>691797226
If I tribute this will you add me to the collage?

>>691797608
yea broo

>>691782353
Get tons of money cause prenup is solid.

>>691786093
Are you fucking serious? Literally only this board and /a/ are plagued by underageb&s, everywhere else is manchildren

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>>691797226

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>>691782353
One for her, one for the nog

>>691784125
where is this?

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>>691783575
Randy get off /b/ please before i steal your burgers

>>691782353
First of all I would be confused as to why I allowed my wife to have her own room. Then, I would promptly call the police and have her jailed for bestiality. You can't expect to have sex with a chimp and just get away with it.

Lube his ass up and fuck him until my cum comes out his mouth

Wonder why I'm so close that the only thing I can see is his dick ramming my soon-to-be ex wife.

>>691782353
well, if your wife has her own room ya'll already have problems...

>>691782353
Wonder why my boyfriend is over.

>>691782694
Definition of a CUCK

>>691782353
kill both

>>691792568
No. It's because we all know it's nonsense. Us non-whites aren't Cuck and insecure so we don't bitch on threads that show white girls on white cocks. It's only you beta white boy bitches that get your panties in a knot and all pissed off. Haha fucking beta white fags

>>691800217
Hahhahahhahaha

>>691782353
Jerk off in the corner of the room where they can't be bothered... I will enjoy it until I nut and release that testosterone into my brain. Then I will be ver sickened by what I see. I will sneak up on and slice his nuts off.. I will then stab them over and over and over. I will claim temporary psychosis due to the heat of passion in court. I will get away with court ordered therapy. Never look back. Then murder will become my new sexual fetish. A serial killer necrophile is born

>>691782353
Leave her fatass!
Fucking sick....

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>>691782353
Let the leaching beginfunn

I'd run downstairs to the draw by the sink, you know the one filled with random shit. I'd get all the elastic bands I've kept from the post and run back up stairs being careful not the tread on that squeaky floor board. I'd hide just out of sight and randomly flick elastic bands at his balls and ducking out of site when he turns around. That'll teach him a lesson or two.

>>691800754
>leaching
kek, murika

>>691782547
Go on thread to post this..... Empty floppy sac. Weird...

>>691783845
Completely emptied into your wife??

>>691782353
Grab a broom stick and smash it in that niggers asshole RAW!!!

>>691782353
i would blast them both with my 10g goose gun and put whatever is left out in the field for the buzzards to eat..

>>691800754
Nice 870!

>>691801355
kek
>using anything bigger than 12g for birding.

faggot.

>>691801620
i don't bird hunt,you're comment isn't relevant..

>>691793444
>Even prostitutes where I'm from all refuse to have sex with black men, it's hilarious.

I'm starting to see a lot of ads where black women won't even fuck black men.

>>691801620
i have it strictly for home protection someone tries to come in my door that thing will blow the door and everything behind it into yard fertilizer..

>>691786549
source?

As a black man who Bulls on the weekend I couldn't be happier with so many positive reactions to a fellow bull breeding. Cheers mates and I hope to cuck you all someday Talos willing.