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>>691772162
How new are you? I also invite you to /pol/, you will get a much better welcoming committee than here.
>>691772259
2 months
I prefer /b/
Don't wanna a little flag near my name
>>691772372
what inspired you to come to a chinese mao appreciation imageboard?
Why did you start going here?
>>691772607
The fucked up stuff on /b/
Always wanted to see what they exactly meant
>>691772852
Are you /comfy/? do you like it here?
>>691772852
>Always wanted to see what they exactly meant
>what they exactly meant
>they
Who told you about this place?
>>691773106
Love this
Usually browse /wsg/ and /b/
>>691773195
Somebody that started using 4chan before me
>>691772852
fucked up is relative
its all human so nothing really out of the ordinary from an unbiased perspective.
so unless you have been clouded with the ideal that you need to hide your eyes from anything displeasing then nothing should be that interesting here.
well unless you are weak
in which case here take this and be gay
How does it feel to be the cancer destroying our children's future?
>>691773444
/Wsg/ is full of stale memes and weebs.
Go to /gif/ m8 there is porn and edgy faggots with good maymays and porn and porn did i say there is porn too?
just like /b/
>>691773444
Check 'em
You do know that you're here forever, right? you are ok with this, I suppose. But remember: you're not leaving.
You'll always come back.
>>691773969
I always wondered why anybody likes low quality webm porn which only lasts a few seconds.
>>691773637
Well, that's true, and all the stuff here doesn't actually bother me, but i wasn't expecting so many trap / furry thread actually
>>691773444
Also, just be aware that there are more addictive boards than this one. /fit/, /mu/, /r9k/ and /pol/ are places you should never frequent. Don't even think about it.
Don't say I didn't warn you
>>691774115
Because those seconds are the best parts, plus you almost always get sauce.
but I like gif more than wsg
>>691772162
What's it like being literal cancer?
Thx for the cats
>>691774273
How is this a danger
I'm okay in staying in this site forever
I like this place
>>691774273
>more addictive
fits for faggos who feel weak
mu is for special snowflakes
r9k isnt a board
pol is short for polish and nobody likes the fucking polish. we dont hate them. just NOBODY likes them
>>691774372
Dunno, more cancer in this massive ball of cancer won't make any difference
>>691774372
newfags still say cancer lol
>>691774404
Looks like you're determined.
Welcome aboard, /b/rother.
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>>691775105
>Unironically Posting Le Rage Comics xD
>Posting Le Rage Comics xD
>Ever
Consider deleting your 4chan account
Also, consider cyanide.
>>691774444
>pol is short for polish
Also noice quads
>>691775130
they can and will perm you for posting outside of /mlp/
>>691775200
>Unironically
you might want to open up google and type how to tie a noose tutorial
>>691774128
Beware of the loli threads. They're cancer.
>>691775345
not on /b/ newfag
>>691775423
whats wrong with that word?
>>691774128
It used to be better anon, but these days we need a containment board for the containment board because the cancer just keeps getting stronger
>>691775423
Rude :(
>>691775370
The trips are with me today
>>691775358
That one's actually kinda hot, these mlp faggots might actually be onto something guys
>>691775642
you can't stop cancer anon
>>691775555
>newfag
easy to type isnt it.
yes on /b/
especially on /b/
that rule was made for /b/
or maybe im wrong. why dont you link me to ANY mlp thread
>>691775699
You fucker
>>691775856
kill yourself
>>691775797
>>691775642
>cancer
its not real
>>691775776
I might need that google search after all, >>691775423
>>691775975
>/dodge
good girl
>>691775999
>its not real
>not knowing about meme magic
I'd be more cautious if I were you, anon
>>691775427
Just like traps and /s/fur
>>691775642
Damn, how many things i missed?
>>691775699
Give me all the checks
>>691776276
but everything on /b/ is cancer including you and me
>>691776333
CHECK EM
>>691776333
WEW LAD
E
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>>691776333
check'em
>>691776268
10 years on here
/b/ is nothing but a bunch of losers
what do i have to fear
>>691772852
>The fucked up stuff on /b/
If you wanted to see that you're too late,its just trap threads and ylyl garbage.
>>691772162
I should warn you, some changes will happen if you choose to stay... Your mind will be numb to pretty much anything and over time you will slowly turn gay or at least bi.
>>691776276
Well tbh you haven't missed anything, the same old content can be found, it's just buried by 10 times more cancer threads like fluffy abuse and gfur
>>691776617
Nothing, really. /pol/ is another beast entirely.
Speaking of which, I heard they need shils. why don't you try giving them your email address? I heard the pay's good
>>691776756
Im not really worried about that
Traps kills my boner
Dicks kills my boner
>>691773444
>Somebody that started using 4chan before me
Someone who can't follow rules 1 and 2, you mean.
>>691776628
>he combined two cancers into one
Why would you fucking do that
DELET THIS
>>691777210
I used to say the same thing friend, now I like dick in my ass
>>691777279
>Rules
>On a Japanese Hanafuda trading card imageboard
>Implying anyone even follows that
Rule 34 is the only rule M8.
>>691777066
been there done that
but not just my email
i posted my state ID along with facebook
still waiting on those results
like i said
just a bunch of losers who talk big.
>>691777507
>not knowing rules 1 and 2
And just how new are you friend?
>>691777507
>japanese
the idea was stolen from japan
the website is on 100% american servers
it was sold to a chinese guy
>>691777507
Let me help you newfags out. Forget what you've heard, forget what you think you know. These are the real rules of 4chan.
>>691778417
but he's right you mongoloid
>>691777648
If you actually did that, that's pretty brave if not a little stupid. but still pretty brave.
>>691777804
>He bought into the "rules" meme
>He bought into the "rules" meme
>Being this summer
>>691778589
>not getting the joke
faget
>>691778280
>He posted the rules unironically
>>691778589
He doesn't know about the "[Nationality] [Object] Imageboard" meme
>This much autism
>This much summer
I'm gonna buy that rope the other anon was talking about
>>691778834
what joke? you being a moron? yes, very funny
>>691778590
lurk more fag
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>>691777279
RULES 1 AND 2 ONLY APPLY TO RAIDS.
FAGGOT
>>691778590
not really brave seeing as 4chan started as a bunch of scorned losers looking to insult others and make themselves feel better.
a few anonymous hackers hit the internet and everyone assumed they were from /b/ but they werent.
/b/ has always been a bunch of underachieving nobodies.
we have potential but not the drive.
think of yourself and you have your average /b/tard
>>691778895
>He STILL doesn't get the joke
This is an 18+ Imageboard.
>>691779055
assumptions of are fools
>>691779114
>LELLELEL UR A KID XD
seriously just kill yourself faggot
