>Go to shamchat.com
>Make your character "Gary"
>Say "Haha, Gary!"
>Make people think they're connecting to the same Gary everytime
Shamchat is basically Omegle but for roleplayers (aka faggots)
Haha, Gary!
Bumping for curiousity
>>691764316
http://www.shamchat.com/2a4f9ef7/
>>691764316
doing this rn its pretty hilarious
This is a conversation between President Gary and yourself, Gary.
President Gary: Hey I am Gary
President Gary: I am you but a president
Gary: Like obama but not a nigger
President Gary: Yeah bye
President Gary has left the conversation.
http://www.shamchat.com/4b9bca7d/
Ay lmao
Lel 1/2
2/2
OP here Shamchat name is Gary 32
when u meet a brother http://www.shamchat.com/8309cb1e/
http://www.shamchat.com/973826e7/
>>691765690
Kek, this was me
We have achieved it brothers only garies remain.
IN A BIG CONVO WILL SCREENCAP
Some Garys are just plain rude
>>691766223
found this dude too lmao http://www.shamchat.com/cc4d6822/
This is a conversation between Satan's daughter (Big boobs, long black hair, ivory skin, 5'1, white eyes, 17) and yourself, Gary 32.
Gary 32: Haha, Gary
Gary 32: Haha, Gary!
Satan's daughter (Big boobs, long black hair, ivory skin, 5'1, white eyes, 17) : TF DIDN'T I JUST TALK TO U
Gary 32: Haha, Gary
Gary 32: Haha, Gary
Satan's daughter (Big boobs, long black hair, ivory skin, 5'1, white eyes, 17) : FUCKING SAY SOMETHING ELSE
Gary 32: Gary!
Satan's daughter (Big boobs, long black hair, ivory skin, 5'1, white eyes, 17) : LIKE TITS, PUSSY IDK
Satan's daughter (Big boobs, long black hair, ivory skin, 5'1, white eyes, 17) : CAUSE YUP
Gary 32: Kek
Satan's daughter (Big boobs, long black hair, ivory skin, 5'1, white eyes, 17) : kek?
Gary 32: Newfag
Gary 32: Kys.
Satan's daughter (Big boobs, long black hair, ivory skin, 5'1, white eyes, 17) : *kills you*
Gary 32: Hang yourself on google hangouts
Satan's daughter (Big boobs, long black hair, ivory skin, 5'1, white eyes, 17) : Fine I will
Gary 32: Fucking kill yourself nig
Gary 32: Do it
Satan's daughter (Big boobs, long black hair, ivory skin, 5'1, white eyes, 17) : Suicidal I am
Gary 32: Stream it
Gary 32: Kill yourself
Satan's daughter (Big boobs, long black hair, ivory skin, 5'1, white eyes, 17) : How about I do my pole that holds my clothes in my closet
Satan's daughter (Big boobs, long black hair, ivory skin, 5'1, white eyes, 17) : I'll hand myself there
Gary 32: Do it
Gary 32: Kek
Satan's daughter (Big boobs, long black hair, ivory skin, 5'1, white eyes, 17) : Okay thanks for telling me, it's a federal offense to tell a suicidal person to kill them self
Gary 32: Mk
Satan's daughter (Big boobs, long black hair, ivory skin, 5'1, white eyes, 17) : Actually anyone but u won't get caught
Satan's daughter (Big boobs, long black hair, ivory skin, 5'1, white eyes, 17) : Cause u will be apart of the reason for my death
Gary 32: Ke
This nigger knows http://www.shamchat.com/7d1a8899/ xD
shamchat.com/93b2c5ab
http://www.shamchat.com/6c5e0a04/
Love you Gary <3
Dear the guy who said 'god speed, anon <3' I love you and I hope we meet again.
>>691767462
>>691767473
BFFs now
>>691767531
Based Anon <3
haha
>>691767473
I've talked with him too.
http://www.shamchat.com/a19b4a68/
This is a conversation between A Slutty Milf (D-cup, Bubble butt, wearing yoga pants, and a tank top, red hair in a bun) and yourself, Gary.
A Slutty Milf (D-cup, Bubble butt, wearing yoga pants, and a tank top, red hair in a bun) has left the conversation.
Only person not called Gary
>>691767473
Much love Gary <3
http://www.shamchat.com/4ab2a2e5/ He knows
No Gary, I promise: Haha, Gary!
No Gary, I promise: Haha, no Gary! I promise
Rufio: my name is rufio
No Gary, I promise: Hi Gary
No Gary, I promise: Are you a pirate?
Rufio: i kill pirates
No Gary, I promise: Yes? I'm the king of the pirates, Gary
No Gary, I promise: Haha, Gary!
Rufio: gary was tongue fucked peoples fartboxes, thats not me
No Gary, I promise: I thought you could be Gary, i saw more than 30 Garys this morning
>>691768218
This is a conversation between No Gary, I promise and yourself, Rufio.
No Gary, I promise: Haha, Gary!
No Gary, I promise: Haha, no Gary! I promise
Rufio: my name is rufio
No Gary, I promise: Hi Gary
No Gary, I promise: Are you a pirate?
Rufio: i kill pirates
No Gary, I promise: Yes? I'm the king of the pirates, Gary
No Gary, I promise: Haha, Gary!
Rufio: gary was tongue fucked peoples fartboxes, thats not me
No Gary, I promise: I thought you could be Gary, i saw more than 30 Garys this morning
Rufio: you spend too much time on 4chan
No Gary, I promise has left the conversation.
Okay btards time for new raid take a vote Omegal or different Shamchat?
>>691768558
Omegle
http://www.shamchat.com/d6da65a7/
>>691768558
Omegs
>>691768558
Omegle
>>691768558
what should we do
>>691768558
Omegle fags
Come back soon bby
Raid time
>Go to Omegle
>Set all our names as SKELETOR
>GO around saying NEUH NEUH NEHUH I'LL GET YOU HEMAN
>Profit
>~OP SKELETOR
http://www.shamchat.com/e52e46bd/
Keep an eye out new thread coming in.
>>691768847
You don't set names on omegal fucktard.
http://www.shamchat.com/810683ab/
http://www.shamchat.com/9ccb42a5/
New plan:
Go here
https://chatstep.com/#The_Gary_Station
Pass: gary
We copy and paste Gary conversation starters, I predict this will really annoy willie and jasmin
http://www.shamchat.com/b8a59174/
God dam it I was just getting hard
This is a conversation between Gary and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha gary!
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Haha gary
Gary: u fucking autist copy paste it
Gary: Haha gary?
just had a great conversation with this Gary http://www.shamchat.com/4e56343d/
Sieg Heil! Haha Gary!
http://www.shamchat.com/8be7f667/
>>691764316
http://www.shamchat.com/082b974a/
>>691769881
>http://www.shamchat.com/4e56343d/
tl;dr
Also blue Gary is a samefag.
>>691770654
oh shit that was me
>>691770732
I was looking to see if you posted haha
this is awesome
>>691771266
Haha, Gary!
was adolf gary necessary?
>>691771674
Haha, Gary! ;)
We've fuming won I've been in like 10 chats now all left and raged away
>>691771812
>;)
>>691771868
Haha, Gary! ;o
>>691766590
>hiss
just fucking kill me
>>691767874
>haha
gary
wut?
shamchat.com/2f7246c2
>>691772161
i got him too
i told him about the snapchat
he for some reason thought "4 chanel" was a place to share rape tactics
>>691772238
Fucking niceee
>>691772513
>the might hack you
>>691772513
>Frick
>>691772513
>frick
this was a cool guy, kept on forever
>>691772597
Beware, I'm hacking you right now. I'm using the 4chan API to access the dubs and infiltrate trips.exe on your hdd. next satanic trips make your PC raided.
>nevar forget rape of nanking
>>691772861
Noice, I was Patrick.
>>691773014
11/10
钓鱼岛属于中国
i quit this nonsense it was fun for now. bye anons and patrick
To the German I just had that great talk about Scotland: Sorry I messed up my tasks and lost the convo:S Anyway, great to talk to you mate.
Ascii says "get off /b/"
Fucking kek
More keks
>>691766223
>>coo
Change the name to pat
Think I found a fucking bananafag
>>691766590
>>hiss
Siss
>>691764316
all they know from 4chan is
>kek
>tits or gtfo
Top kek
>>691764316
This is how you faggets spend your time? I remember when raids were actually worth while
Yes
>>691764316
Doing this again? Sweet, it's usually pretty fun
>>691774843
Truth
We should omegle femenists and be fucking trigger a bitch
>>691774843
I'm all ears?
Put your money where your mouth is and make a worth while raid, faggot.
http://www.shamchat.com/e52d9c7c/ What a fag
>>691775246
You fucker
>>691775027
was connected to him several times
>>691775515
http://www.shamchat.com/a3f7e9a7/
Is there a new thread
>>691775801
That me
Fed up of spamming Gary related content now.
Anybody got any new ideas?
We should raid omegle and chat feminists and trigger some bitches
>Gary: hi
Superchick: you´re annoying
>Gary: no it's not me..I swear
>Gary: I/m the real deal
Superchick: Really ? like there´s two >Gary´s ?
Superchick: Man, this is real shit in here
>Gary: ahh coolness..wanna r/p
Superchick: Sure
>Gary: *sitting down comfortable, arms behind my head, drinking tea awating the arrival of V...
Superchick: *walks in, greeting one of waitresses, close friend of mine* Hey, Lis, good to see you too. No, I got something, but maybe later. *walks to you, unamused poker faced* Sam ?
>Gary: slowly Look up to see who it is. Dying to see the face that matched that sexy voice from the phonecall. When my eyes meet the beautiful eyes of the woman, I feel my mouth suddenly go dry. She's absolutely gorgeous and I like the way she fills out her top.
>Gary: H..hi..
Superchick: *rolls eyes* keep dreaming, cause that´s not gonna happen *sits* So, what did you wanted to talk about ?
>Gary: "Wow!" Sam thinks to himself, sucking in his breath just by the mere sight of her...
Superchick: Hey, Earth to Sam *waves hand in front of your face*
>Gary: we need to go somewhere private...we can't talk here...
Superchick: *shots you wild look* Seriously ? Now you sound like total pervert if you can hear yourself.
>Gary: Listen, it's not safe...We need to leave...NOW
Superchick: Wha- *plate just flies by and I duck under the table* What the freaking hell ?!!
>Gary: Dodges a plate himself...Oh no! It's happening sooner than I thought!..*Locking eyes with her, and in one quick move, he scoops V up into his strong arms. She is surprised, she wraps her arms around his neck tightly. She loved the sudden exhilaration of being slightly overpowered.
"I won't let anything happen to you"
Superchick: What a prince... Let´s get outta here, something tells me that plates are not the only thing flying by
- to be continued
>>691776206
>Gary: Turns to leave with v but gets hit square in the jaw..a plate or something else?...didn't see it comeing...everything is going bright...white...sounds fading...where's that super strength when you need it...no..I'm passing out...
Superchick: *screams and covers everything in strange light*
>Gary: Could have blocked it with telekenisis but I can't control that yet..
>Gary: Wow...we're actually shielded? Who is doing this?!?
Superchick: *shaking violently I send the bust in the way that plates came from* Stand up, we have to go *tries to get you on your feet*
>Gary: Sees right through the brave poker face you're putting on and musters all available strength...by Azazel...I can do this....
Superchick: *we stand up, holding onto each other we stumble out of café* I have no idea what was the plate thing. Care to explain ? I think it´s the right time.
>Gary: I'll try..It's complicated Sam says..still in a daze...here: Fishes car keys out of jacket pocket...you'll have to drive..
Superchick: *snatches the keys* Yeah, you look like vampire with your pale face. Where´s the car ?
>Gary: "just a a short walk..oh here it is.. Let’s go back to your place.”
Superchick: *unlocks the car and sets you on seat near driver, then gets the driver´s seat and starts the car*
>Gary: Well...the plate thing...I guess it goes back to my father..and my b..my friend...I don't want to talk about the past..but we do need to talk about keeping you safe..
Superchick: *drives home* And how come that you are suddenly caring about little me ? Okay, sure, plates flaing by and stuff, but how do you know ?
>Gary: I have a confession to male
>Gary: *make
Superchick: say it, I think i can manage it without problem *keeps driving*
- to be continued
>>691776330
>Gary: I...um...I....stars fill my vision...things fade to black...Sam passes out from the blow to the chin earlier...totally out cold...
Superchick: You knock-outed yourself somehow. With usage of... air ? *sees you are unconcious again* Oh, well *time skip, my home, you lie on bed while I sit on nearby chair*
>Gary: *Sam is dreaming : I'm startled by a silhouette coming nearer. The ghostly form of v..
>Gary: Sam is still dreaming: I sit up quickly, and before I have time to speak, you are upon me. Just as quickly you are transformed from vapor to an almost-solid mass, sitting astride me.,,
>Gary: Sam is still dreaming: When I feel the touch of you in my dreams it feels like sparkling orbs
Superchick: *I fall asleep, waiting for you to wake is exhausting*
>Gary: It is now a shared dream: The ghostly figure of v is still sitting astride me...It is only then I that I allow myself to look at your naked body...it is surrounded by the strange light from the cafe where we met.... My initial confusion is replaced with a burning desire as I look at you. My eyes lock onto yours as we move closer. Now I can smell your scent and my senses are like a puzzle unfolding before me....
Superchick: *I step closer, feeling the warmth of your body, but something else also*
>Gary: Haha, Gary
>>691772513
>> frick
>>691776454
Found that guy http://www.shamchat.com/f5516f6a/
send more gary
http://www.shamchat.com/5e55f849/
Dat me
This is a conversation between A 13 year old girl (can do any kinds of roleplays) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Gary: Wow hold up
Gary: You're disgusting
A 13 year old girl (can do any kinds of roleplays) : XD depresing girl is lokking for you
Gary: Why are you RPing as a 13 year old
Gary: that's fucked up dude
A 13 year old girl (can do any kinds of roleplays) : Becus i am 13
Gary: Let's roleplay World war 2
Gary: The end times of hitler
A 13 year old girl (can do any kinds of roleplays) : .........
A 13 year old girl (can do any kinds of roleplays) has left the conversation.
Let's troll some landwhales
>>691764316
>>691776206
>>691776330
>>691776426
Oddly good read.
Well done anon.
Maybe more effort than kek, but good read all the same.
Is this what people actually do on shamchat then or are you just am escaped /b/tard?
http://www.shamchat.com/58bf7c51/
Landwhales sounds like a good idea
>>691777215
It's Perverted Justice working with Kris (Mmmbop) Hanson.
>>691764316
My conversation
This is a conversation between Alex(f,shy,grey eyes,new transfer student,5'2",17,rp,you start) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha Gary
Gary: Gary Haha
Alex(f,shy,grey eyes,new transfer student,5'2",17,rp,you start): Thanks for the insult lol I'll add it to my list
Gary: Haha Gary
Alex(f,shy,grey eyes,new transfer student,5'2",17,rp,you start) has left the conversation.
This is a conversation between Gary and Adolf Hitler (SRP - Starter).
Adolf Hitler (SRP - Starter): I slowly begin to unbutton my tan coat with the infamous Nazi symbol on the right arm of it. It's so deliciously sinful. I fully remove the coat and throw it on the cum-stained floor. In doing so, I reveal my chest hair, shaped like a Swastika.
Gary: I stab you to death with my kike nose.
Adolf Hitler (SRP - Starter): ...screamed the man in what appeared to be an attempt to make him stop. To no avail, of course.
Adolf Hitler (SRP - Starter): I start to remove a brown belt which was beforehand shrouded by the tan coat. Whilst doing this, I do not take my eyes off you once.
Gary: Fuck off hitler. You sexy beast.
Adolf Hitler (SRP - Starter): I get out of the tan pants, which, perfectly matched the coat. All that's left is a Nazi Themed G-String.
Adolf Hitler (SRP - Starter): (Cough)
Gary: I pull down my tattered consentration camp jew rags and reveal a jew star tatto just above my genitals.
Adolf Hitler (SRP - Starter): I take the G-String off, revealing my throbbing Austrian cock.
Gary: I stare in wonder.
Adolf Hitler (SRP - Starter): ''Are you ready?''
Gary: "Ravish me mei fuher."
Adolf Hitler (SRP - Starter): I place you on the edge of what looks like a King-sized Bed in the back of the room. I stand at the edge of the bed and grab your ankles and lift your legs up. I then spit on my cock to lube it, and then penetrate you.
Gary: I moan a load sustained moan.
Gary: "I feel like my insides are being ripped out."
Adolf Hitler (SRP - Starter): I thrust into you over and over, and after 10 minutes, I cum.
Gary: Just put me in the ovens please i beg of you.
Gary: I feel violated.
Adolf Hitler (SRP - Starter): ''That's the point.''
>>691777492
Escaped b/tard...haha I tried throwing her off with the sam thing..Next one will be more kek.
kek
>>691777129
You continued this right?
>>691777497
LODS OF EMONE HaHa!
This is a conversation between Louie the tool (I write poems) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Louie the tool (I write poems): fuck u
Louie the tool (I write poems) has left the conversation.
MILC
This is a conversation between Jack (m, sky blue hair, grey eyes, gay, wearing a flower crown) and yourself, Gary.
Gary: Haha, Gary!
Jack (m, sky blue hair, grey eyes, gay, wearing a flower crown): Fuck you
Gary: GARYYYYYYY
http://www.shamchat.com/2766edee/
this one was gold:
This is a conversation between Kay (MCR Trash) and yourself, Yrag.
Kay (MCR Trash): hi
Yrag: hi there
Yrag: what's my name backwards ?
Kay (MCR Trash): do you follow thnksfrthfrnkiero
Kay (MCR Trash): GARY FUCI Y
Yrag: Haha, Gary!
Kay (MCR Trash) has left the conversation.
Gonna have to get on Gary's level
http://www.shamchat.com/fa050d7d/
"Dave"
http://www.shamchat.com/136c9598/
http://www.shamchat.com/e1b671e5/
Wow it was like been on 4chan but I was on Shamchat.
Graphics 10/10
Story 9/10
Gameplay OP sucks dick/10
This is a conversation between Gary 54 and yourself, Hodor.
Gary 54: Haha, Gary!
Hodor: Hodor.
Gary 54: Gary!
Hodor: Hodor.
Gary 54: Gary?
Hodor: Hodor.
Gary 54: Gary.
Hodor: Hodor.
Gary 54: Gary.
Hodor: Hodor.
Gary 54: GARY!
Hodor: Hodor.
Gary 54 has left the conversation.
1 of 2
>>691764316
http://www.shamchat.com/6f3d06b8/
Inkling Girl
http://www.shamchat.com/8cfdc48c/
1 of 2 attempt 2
https://gyazo.com/ad2bfac39b38a55221ee5dd1f069b61c
>>691779673
2 of 2
>>691779718
fucking gold anon.
>>691779718
beautiful
>>691779718
Holy shit anon
>>691764316
>Haha, Gary
>>691779718
Gary?
>>691780690
Hey thats me
>>691779718
you're the best.
got some fag to go eat his own shit
http://www.shamchat.com/af5b7d42/
Too lazy to screencap.
>>691779718
Gotta love those 'femanons' kek
Haha, Gary!
This guy. Haha, Gary!
>>691781311
This is exactly what I was thinking during my conversation with the 16yo "female" "Sally". They're all fat hairy dudes on those sites.
He never saw it coming
Oh shit angry motherfucker here
I WIN!
http://www.shamchat.com/7cd5c4dc/
do i win?
Nice doing business with the drug dealer.
>>691764316
Haha, Gary
http://www.shamchat.com/3f86e3f0
http://www.shamchat.com/d010da6d/
Couldn't do it
It's just become a circle jerk of trolls.
>>691782691
fuckin' kek'd
Got a kek outta me
>>All of them
I've been schooling your asses so goddamn hard
>>691782534
>http://www.shamchat.com/3f86e3f0
That was full fag, nigger.
If fag was bottled, that would have a blue top.
The gov' charged extra tax on that due to all the added extra fag.
Oh sweet, Gary crossover
>>691783946
>ratkin
>>691783416
This.
had a fine convo with my friendo gary
>>691783946
Garying Gary's. Brilliant!
>>691783946
How do you fuckers fall for this
http://www.shamchat.com/9147abc8/
>>691785363
I was just don Logan who was that against me?
I keep running into other Garries.
maximum ogredrive
Toddler hanging
Wow this thread has gone from cancer to nukeular radiation.
Top keks.
Let sleeping dog lay, now.
I've got someone who won't hang up on me and I refuse to be the one who leaves. This is going forever. I'll post the link when they finally quit
>>691785950
>reddit bookmarked
>netflix bookmarked
>let's play tabs open
g e t o u t s u m m e r f a g s
>>691785950
Nice tabs faggot.
Lets play anal raider.
The fuck is wrong with you fags?
Stopped dead in his fucking tracks. I'm who really stopped the Mongols
http://www.shamchat.com/680f3df5/
the people on here are fucking weird
>>691786725
Kek'd
thanks people, for a fun afternoon
>>691787092
Haha, Gary!
>>691764316
>>691787301
AGAIN
Reverses Garys
http://www.shamchat.com/157286ff/
>>691764316
Here's what i got 2 days ago.
>>691787414
Meant to post this
>>691787540
*1 convo l8er*
>>691787593
I'm gonna throw a fit
Is the Gary I was trolling under ' a paranoid businessman' here ?
Pls dont kill self, I was joking mang.
>>691787718
ARE YOU FOR REAL
Got bored, now this
Oh how I've devolved
40 Chats only 5 Garys. Cmon Anons
>>691787844
found him as well
we've made an enemy
God he's stupid