I'm a tranny

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I tried baking a cake for the first time and it was a fucking disaster

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>>691756870
>I'm a tranny
Your parents must be so proud. Your father move to another country in shame, yet?

i fucked ur mum

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>>691757035
>I tried baking a cake for the first time and it was a fucking disaster
Someone's career of being a professional chef is over. I'll leave you to guess who that is.

Guess the cake is a lie, after all.

I have a secret crush on you

I dont have a cute little loli to rp with

My mom likely passed down her mental illness to me

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>>691757485
>I have a secret crush on you
G-gee, anon. Thanks! (blushes)

>>691757490
>I dont have a cute little loli to rp with
Security! Take this fiend away.

>>691756765
You're a pussy

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>>691757623
>My mom likely passed down her mental illness to me
I wouldn't be surprised. How messed up in the head are you? In padlocks and a straight-jacket, yet?

I have an exam in just over 12 hours and my study notes are gone, and since it's linear algebra you very rarely come across correct information that isn't full of holes if you try studying any other way.

>>691757951
You suck dick at talking shit faggot get it together

>>691757951
Big words from someone who touches themselves at night

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>>691757848
>I have an exam in just over 12 hours and my study notes are gone, and since it's linear algebra you very rarely come across correct information that isn't full of holes if you try studying any other way.
You're totally screwed. I hope you enjoy that low grade score that's about to appear on your test papers.

Maybe you can make a fine employee at McDonalds. Don't give up the hope, sweetheart~

>>691758180
fuck off faggot

>>691758365
Eat a dick you insecure weeb faggot

>>691756765

I want you to be my queen

I voted Brexit

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>>691758180
>>691758180
>Big words from someone who touches themselves at night
Sounds like someone could use some tender, love, and care. Something you obviously aren't getting. Now march along, little man-child.

people stopped posting to the open mouth thread on /s/ and my countries leader is only good for smoking weed and falling down stairs

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>>691758477
>I want you to be my queen
Will I get my own crown? With pretty jewels in it?

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>>691758756
>people stopped posting to the open mouth thread on /s/ and my countries leader is only good for smoking weed and falling down stairs
You call that having problems? Suck it up, and grow a pair, anon.

>>691758762
I'd make it myself. Your wish is my command. Let me please you

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>>691756765
I give my money to a financial dominatrix. She shows me her cleavage, occasionally. If I'm lucky.

i'm a nigger

>>691758451
I'm a swede and I live at the mercy of the sharia

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>>691759168
>I give my money to a financial dominatrix. She shows me her cleavage, occasionally. If I'm lucky.
Talk about getting the wrong end of a deal. What were you expecting from a dominatrix? To be tied up and have your dick sucked? The only sucker in this deal is you.

I'm slowly becoming depressed and I'm in love with a girl who has a boyfriend

l have an unhealthy internet obsession & I hide behind multiple layers ironic humor to of masquerade the fact that have crippling depression.

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>>691759476
>I'm slowly becoming depressed and I'm in love with a girl who has a boyfriend
I suspect that depression will only grow worse. And I predict a wedding in the near future. The girl you love will make a lovely bride, don't you think? Too sad you won't be the groom.

She'll be marrying the man of her dreams, and you'll be sitting at home alone. Can't say I blame her. What girl wants a depressed emo guy? Certainly not me.

I literally cannot stop farting

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>>691759667
>l have an unhealthy internet obsession & I hide behind multiple layers ironic humor to of masquerade the fact that have crippling depression.
You're probably the kind of person who laughs, but it's always a fake laugh. You don't really feel happy, even when you try. And that's the key word. "Try."

Whether you try, or you don't try, it doesn't matter. Your depressed mood spoils and ruins everything. Good thing you have that internet addiction. You can stay glued to your PC, and avoid bringing down others whom you disgrace with your presence.

>>691756765
I am a paedophile,rly want to kill my self but i am too pussy to do that

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>>691759970
fuck you you fucking bitch. you hit me right in the feels so hard

I fucking hate myself and life but don't have a good enough reason to kill myself cause "eh"

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I seriously believe, the world is going to end in a year or two tops. Something big is about to happen. It starts with 'new' and ends with 'order'.

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>>691760470
>fuck you you fucking bitch. you hit me right in the feels so hard
There, there. *Pat, pat

Getting all upset is bad for your blood pressure, you know. And will only make your character even more unattractive.. (If that's possible.)

>>691760719
>It starts with 'new' and ends with 'order'.
Hall and Nash are getting back together?

mothafuckin crackas wont stop oppresing me

Got some poison from a website, it's coming tomorrow, what should I do before I kill myself except fap and cry.

>>691760823
Who are they?

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>>691760719
>I seriously believe, the world is going to end in a year or two tops. Something big is about to happen. It starts with 'new' and ends with 'order'.
Ah! So you're one of "those" people. Someone's been watching too many Youtube videos, I see. Conspiracies, conspiracies. Wanna come back down to earth and join the rest of civilization, anon?

>>691760719
maybe you should take your meds buddy

my dick is small and i only take around 10 minutes to cum

>>691756765
I think that my brother does better with the ladies than I do.

>>691761053
(Get professional help. It's not worth it. Talk to a family member or friend.)

>>691761222
>>691761233
I knew I'd get answers like this, but I see the world for what it is. Even if you have trips and dubs.

People are stupid for believing the mainstream media. Operation mockingbird anyone?

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>>691761053
you should find a solution to your problems that are making you want to kill yourself then throw out the poison and live a long happy life

>>691761386
>>691761498

Some people just end up dead without solace and without ever getting a happy ending. It's life /b/ros

Its been an hour since i began my attempt to sleep. Still awake

my friends use my for money

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This bread is shit, kys

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>>691761282
>my dick is small and i only take around 10 minutes to cum
How adorable! Pathetic? Yes. But cute? Why certainly!

It's like the little engine that could. If you ever try to please a girl, just keep saying, "I think I can! I think I can!"

>>691761361
>I think that my brother does better with the ladies than I do.
What makes you say that? You get stuck with all the bad genes?

>>691761497
sure you do, sure you do
you really think i listen to mainstream media? rofl
i'm the same as you without the paranoia

>>691761659
Your existence is shit, kys

Girls won't fuck me because my dick is too big.

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>>691761630
>my friends use my for money
They obviously don't use you for your grammar. It's easy to see how they outwit you.

Like my mother always told me. "You can make friends, or you can make money."

>>691761628
>Its been an hour since i began my attempt to sleep. Still awake
Wanting to sleep, but can't? I never had that problem, before. Good for me. =^-^=

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>>691756765
I'm a happy balanced person that just got over a relationship that couldn't work and I have a positive take on on life.

I just feel like I shouldn't /b/ here.

>>691761923
>>>>>>cut off the tip to make it shorter>>>>>>>>

>>691761786
I honestly doubt you're like me

>>691761551
you don't have to be one of those people anon.
you will make it out of your depression if you just keep fighting like a warrior and you will thank me in spirit on the day of your wedding. a true warrior never surrenders anon. never.
is that who you really are?

I'm 27 and have no gf. I've been offered sex before, but rejected because my Christian upbringing makes me think casual sex is wrong.

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My body is falling apart due to my mind being unable to use an injection pen. Im just now recovering from a literal zero appetite from it. My shit was liquid for the last week. Oh, and Ive been oozing pus from my taint for the last 2 years.

>>691762257
>been offered sex before
in what way?

>have no gf
is that a problem

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>>691756765
I'm 21 years old, never worked in my life, my dad is almost going bankrupt because of me, I am often depressed, overweight, my dick is below average size, I have no real life friends, I am poor and my internet connection sucks with only 2.9mbit/s.

i guess my life is ok?

pic related, my pc.

>>691762133
you're right, i don't waste my time looking at conspiracy theories on jewtube

I make so much money that i don't know what to waste it on and is stressing me the fuck out.

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>>691762582
Do something about it shitlord.
Just because you're useless doesn't mean you have the right to drag down your loving and caring family.

Eat less and find a job, any job, just stop whining on the internet how much of a sack of cum you are not doing anything.

>>691756765
Can I have a hug?

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>>691762257
>I'm 27 and have no gf. I've been offered sex before, but rejected because my Christian upbringing makes me think casual sex is wrong.
So in other words, you're the party killer. You go out to have fun, but when fun comes your way, you run. Or to be more exact, when a cute girl comes your way.

Have fun being a religious zealot.

>>691762418
>My body is falling apart due to my mind being unable to use an injection pen. Im just now recovering from a literal zero appetite from it. My shit was liquid for the last week. Oh, and Ive been oozing pus from my taint for the last 2 years.
What? Are you even human? You sound like a robot or something. You need a mechanic. You can't be human, you nasty hideous creature.

>>691762814
:/
well, ill start a job program for young people in like 2 weeks after i got approved.
but besides that meh.

>>691762814
Nobody asked for your opinion. This is a thread to be made fun of, not an advice one, shitlord.

>>691762883
Well, I never thought of it like that. Maybe Im just the worst robot ever.

>>691762688
People sure like to make assumptions

OP is fucking savage

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>>691762582
>I'm 21 years old, never worked in my life, my dad is almost going bankrupt because of me, I am often depressed, overweight, my dick is below average size, I have no real life friends, I am poor and my internet connection sucks with only 2.9mbit/s.
>i guess my life is ok?
No... It's not ok, anon. It's really not.

(Where do I even start with this one.)

1.) You're lazy. A huge burden has been placed on your father, and it's called "you."

2.) Overweight, and a tiny dick? Careful that little thing doesn't start chaffing under your blobs of fat. (Ew.)

3.) Your internet connection is just like you. Slow and worthless.

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>>691762870
>Can I have a hug?
Yesh. ^-^

I am currently stuck in a time loop where a nigga takes my Timbs. It really fucking sucks

>>691763488
Yay

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>>691762971
Nobody asked your opinion. This is a thread to be made fun of, not a rage one, shitlord.

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>>691763373
>OP is fucking savage
Savage? Or misunderstood?

>>691762965
then I wish you the best of luck sadfag

>>691763624
You know shit's going down when someone calls another guy a shitlord

>>691756765
I have a big cock that I don't use...

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>>691763203
As proof of my taint oozing pus, heres a set of underpants I had to throw out.

>>691763360
where else would you get that idea?
surely you didn't come up with it yourself. someone obviously put that in your head. if you hadn't been brainwashed, you wouldn't even know about the existence of all these fake things.

>>691763785
Don't just be a faggot, don't be a retard, be the shitlord

>>691763850
This thread has reached a new point of degeneracy.

>>691763927
Can't be the shitlord while I'm the shit of Shittington shire

>>691756765
I am deeply in love with a girl who will be starting 8th grade this Fall.

>>691763850
(I...don't know, anymore. Not sure I want to.)

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>>691764107
>I am deeply in love with a girl who will be starting 8th grade this Fall.
And by next fall, you'll be in love with a 300-pound muscle builder named Lance. He'll be your new cell mate. His talents include pumping iron and pumping you.

Can I creampie you, cutie?

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>>691756765
my parents are heroin addicts and my mom whores herself out to pay for it. im reliant on them for survival atm despite them being ridiculously irresponsible and incapable of admitting their failures. also ive had cheese sandwiches for 3 days and i think im lactose intolerant!

>>691756765
wake up and still a virgin...

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>>691756765

Where do I start?

I'm 18 years old and an unwanted child.
I was raped twice as a child.
I live with my mother and have to take care of her because she has some mental disorders.
I play vidyas and watch animes to flee from this world but even there it starts to suck.
I don't care about anyone anymore except my mom and my sister.

Bring it, faggot.

I was just diagnosed with multiple disk herniations in my back and have to get surgery.

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>>691764359
>pumping iron and pumping you

Kek

>>691756765
>>691764448
>>691764652
the league of people with problems will not allow any comedic relief!

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>>691764448
>my parents are heroin addicts and my mom whores herself out to pay for it. im reliant on them for survival atm despite them being ridiculously irresponsible and incapable of admitting their failures. also ive had cheese sandwiches for 3 days and i think im lactose intolerant!
Here's a pro-tip. Stop. Eating. Cheese. Sandwiches.

Oh, wait. You did say your mother was a whore. Maybe that's all you have to eat. Too sad! Your parents need their fix, after all. Enjoy your tummy aches.

>>691764746
>pumping iron and pumping you
>Kek
(That was actually one of mine! Not bad, eh?)

I set my burger on fire

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>>691756765
I have no problems, besides my sleep schedule being screwed up.
:^)

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>>691762582
>>691764652
>>691764448
I hope the best for you

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>>691764359
kek

>>691763488
can i have one too? :c
it's the unemployed loser again

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>>691764741
>I was just diagnosed with multiple disk herniations in my back and have to get surgery.
Say goodbye to your social life. Forget bowling, playing pool, bending over, or even standing in one place for too long. The rest of your life will be full of pain. It won't always be extreme pain. But just enough pain to linger and drive you insane.

Have fun with that.

>>691764652
>I'm 18 years old and an unwanted child.
>I was raped twice as a child.
>I live with my mother and have to take care of her because she has some mental disorders.
>I play vidyas and watch animes to flee from this world but even there it starts to suck.
>I don't care about anyone anymore except my mom and my sister.
Unwanted child, you say? Well... I can think of two occasions you were "wanted." If you get what I mean. (Ahem.)

Your mom is crazy. The irony? You'e gonna be even more screwed in the head than she is. (If not already.) Watching anime, and playing video games is what normal people do for a hobby. You're just a dysfunctional wacko whose interests can no loner offer them an escape from reality, because your reality just plain sucks.

>>691763750
thanks

I have a too perfect life without any faults... help

>>691756765
Right now, my computer had just stopped working. I just want to play some fucking cs:go

>>691762503
>in what way?

As in, a girl comes up to me and is practically begging for my cock, and I reject her.

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>>691765561
>it's the unemployed loser again
Which one? This place is littered with your kind.

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>>691760823
Oh shit nigga
>>691761171
Wrestlers

>>691764359
Giving me some good laughs op (same guy who asked for a hug the first time)

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>>691756765
I reply to a thread in /b/

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>>691765687
>Right now, my computer had just stopped working. I just want to play some fucking cs:go
What did you send your message from? A cell phone? Try playing Counter-Strike on your mobile. Learn to put the GO in cs:go.

>>691762069
same

>>691766123
x3

>>691763560
Papa Franku aint no common nigga

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>>691766012
>same guy who asked for a hug
Have another! =^-^=

>>691765793
the one with the below aver. dick size, broke dad, overweight and no real life friends.

>>691764448
fuck your mom

>>691766557
I miss you, anon.

>>691756765
I am in fact going bald.

>>691761053
do the craziest thing you can do before suicide

>>691766557
seeing this makes me even sadder :~:

below aver. dick size loser here.

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>>691766619
>I miss you, anon.
How can you miss someone who hasn't gone anywhere, silly?

>>691766557
D'aww thanks again

>>691767104
It's because I love you.

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>>691766595
>>691766899
Try hugging a plush toy! It may not be as cuddly as a girl, but it is soft. So you would have at least something in common with it. Being you're both soft. (In more ways than one!)

I can't sleep and my GF lives too fucking far away

Also she thinks I want more a friendship with benefits than a serious relationship

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>>691766752
>I am in fact going bald.
Better hurry up and find a love interest, then. You know how much girls love a guy with nice hair. Think of all those hot anime boys that we love. What do they all have in common? Awesome hair.

Bald guys are a deal breaker for me. Might wanna eat more veggies, anon.

>>691767365
;~: There are really no plush toys around the house.. but I could try to roll up my hoodie and cuddle that.
Thanks anon. :~;
Have a nice day.

>>691767365
another question, how often are you on /b/?

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>>691767249
>D'aww thanks again
Welcome is you!

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>>691767641
>how often are you on /b/?
I come and go like the wind. When my deeds are done, so I am.

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>>691767561
>Have a nice day.
I certainly will! And good luck... uh, doing whatever it is you do.

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>>691756765

Still no cute superior gf/waifu to suck up to and serve.

>>691756765
I really want you to be my dom. I'm so pathetic.

>>691756765

The significance of our lives, and of our fragile planet, is determined only by our own wisdom, and courage.

You visionless, self-centered, poor, ignorant, arrogant people.

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>>691768440
>Gets out the whip
What can I do for you, anons?

>>691756765
There's a girl I like but I'm terrified of rejection.

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>>691768846

Anon 1 here. Claim us/Make us fight to the death for right of servitude?

>>691768846
Step on my balls, crush my balls.

>>691768846
>What can I do for you, anons?
Did this turn into an ERP thread?

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>>691769024
>Step on my balls, crush my balls.
That won't take long. Any last words before I send your grapefruits to their fatal doom?

>>691768998
>Claim us/Make us fight to the death for right of servitude?
I'll decide what we do around here. Not you. I'm thirsty. Now make me a hot peppermint tea. And don't spill any of it.

>>691768872
>There's a girl I like but I'm terrified of rejection.
Scared of rejection for a reason? I'm gonna guess so. Bad hair? Too short? Buggy eyes?

I have psoriasis

>>691769397
Makes it interesting.

>>691769406

Actually works really well for me since I've trained and studied in hospitality.

*makes a perfect peppermint tea and serves it to your table*

Neither GF nor I can sleep. Also I'm fighting with my only IRL friend.

>>691769406
>not sending them to the shadow realm instead
step it up nigger

>>691769657

>did you mean "former IRL friend?"

>>691769636
I'm not complaining, but I am dissappointed since this started out so "pure"

>>691769657
over what?

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>>691769648
>*makes a perfect peppermint tea and serves it to your table*
Good, good. Now be a doll and gt me some extra napkins. If I spill any of this tea on my chin, you can pat it off for me.

I think it would be best if I called you my little honey-bee maid.

well i got a 2 inch dick

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>>691757311
Checked

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>>691770734
>i got a 2 inch dick
Do they even come that small?

>>691770721

Of course ma'am. I won't let your chin be dirtied for more than a second!

*obediently fetches some napkins and stands closely by to wipe off your chin if need be*

>>691771003
Yeah and that's when it's erect..

Ever since I broke up with my ex, who was a hawt trap, I've started getting autistic about finding a new trap bf. The search has been fruitless thus far.

>>691757143
>>691757951
>, yet?
Please don't ever do that again.

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>>691771050
>*obediently fetches some napkins and stands closely by to wipe off your chin if need be*
I seem to have spilled some on my chin. Oh, but not on purpose, of course.
>Grins

Be a good little server boy, and do the honors for me, yes?

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>>691771272
>Ever since I broke up with my ex, who was a hawt trap, I've started getting autistic about finding a new trap bf. The search has been fruitless thus far.
The search has been "fruitless," he says. Yes, I can imagine you haven't discovered anymore surprise "fruits." Ahem.

Seems like the real trap is not re-finding what you once had.

>>691771622
I also have a small dick but im smooth with girls but every time i pull it out they laugh and go home.

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>>691771082
>Yeah and that's when it's erect..
I hope you don't wear Man of Steel underoos. That would certainly be false advertising.

I'm a brony

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>>691771911
>but every time i pull it out they laugh and go home.
Be thankful they are honest with you, hun. A girl should always be truthful, you know~

>>691772049
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>>691772049
You should go kill yourself right now.

i have to bike 4 miles every day for a month or I'll fail school

>>691771803
You're pretty good.

>>691756765
I have pedophilia and ill never fall in love with someone who can love me back or who I can have sex with.

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>>691772204
>i have to bike 4 miles every day for a month or I'll fail school
They say biking is good for your lower back and leg muscles. You just need good form and technique.

It's a shame I can't ride my bike ahead of you. To properly show you how it's done.

>>691772444
thanks for the support, im genuinely happier now

Diagnosed with autism, ADHD and OCPD.
Finally official, feels good.

Don't wanna use it for leverage, but do wanna use it for leverage to not have to work as hard

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>>691772389
>I have pedophilia and ill never fall in love with someone who can love me back or who I can have sex with.
Doomed by your own chemical make-up and imbalances. And do you think anyone else will understand? Of course not.

Get a life, sicko.

>>691772444
I have never masturbated and im a guy. I don't know how to and i don't want to look at dicks on internet showing how to do it.

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>>691772565
>thanks for the support, im genuinely happier now
You're welcome, dear! If you ever need a biking instructor, do let me know.

>>691772603
it's not that hard faggot, every 10-13yo learns it without watching other people do it

>>691772595
im a newfag who can't triforce

I hve to commute very early in the morning for summer classes at my uni :(

>>691772677
>>691772659
yea same

>>691771622

Of course ma'am!

*rushes to your side and carefully wipes at your chin with the napkin, taking care to get it all*

>>691756765
I'm surroiunded by idiotas like you and I don't know what to do about it other than comment this shit and wait for your response to feel a bit happy about my shit life .
Thanks hon

>>691772897
Try killing yourself you human garbage

also i have almost a thousand loli and shota pics and a little bit of cp. i dont even look at any of it but it took years to stockpile and i cant stand to just delete it all (4 miles guy)

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>>691772568
>Diagnosed with autism, ADHD and OCPD.
>Finally official, feels good.
>Don't wanna use it for leverage, but do wanna use it for leverage to not have to work as hard
So in other words, you're retarded. Congratulations. Have fun reading all those posts made by other retards online claiming, "we're not different from anyone else!" But you are different. You will always think and act differently from everyone else.

Also, you will be paranoid about it, as well. "Why do people think I'm different from them? And why do they offer me special attention?"

It's because you're retarded, you silly retard.

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I roast people on /b/ along with posting a bunch of pictures of anime girls to feel better about my shitty existence.

It's the only way I know how to cope with my crippling depression. It's truly awful, I know.

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>>691773022
pic related

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>>691756765
How do I become less lazy in life? I'm completely obese and I know I don't feel good physically and mentally. I can smoke a bowl or have some booze and get myself motivated to change. Then the next day arrives and I simply avoid it/forget about it.

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>>691773118
>I roast people on /b/ along with posting a bunch of pictures of anime girls to feel better about my wonderful existence.
>It's how I make my days even brighter. It's truly amazing, I know.
Fixed that for you, anon. =^-^=

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>>691772752
>Of course ma'am!
>*rushes to your side and carefully wipes at your chin with the napkin, taking care to get it all*
Now I'm bored. Bring me a book to read. If the book is interesting enough, maybe I'll pet you under your chin. Would you like that, my little toy?

>>691773116
Not retarded, actually have an IQ of over 130 (also official)

Not paranoid and people don't treat me different 'cause they don't know

The trouble is, if I tell it I can use it to get advantages to do less shit, but they will look at me different then

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>>691773495
here is the book

>>691773495
I can bring you fifty shades of grey and you can masturbate in the corner.

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yesterday i smoked hash at an old school with 1 buddy
>we are getting so high that we pass out
>3 am
>fat faggot father yells my buddies name
>we cannot run for the exit cause the fat cunt stands on the other side of the fence (its locked)
>we head for the escape through a bush to water
>we stand there and its either the water or fat faggot gets us its like movie feeling
>somehow the fat faggot tps behind us in an instant what might have been 10 minutes felt like 2 seconds
>he calls my mother and beats his son
>my mother angry as fuck now and i can barely remember it
>what to do

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>>691773288
>How do I become less lazy in life? I'm completely obese and I know I don't feel good physically and mentally. I can smoke a bowl or have some booze and get myself motivated to change. Then the next day arrives and I simply avoid it/forget about it.
Pizza, nachos, and bacon got you down? That sounds like your real problem. You get all motivated to change, but the moment you see that Taco Bell or McDonalds billboard, you lose it. That's kinda wimpy.

A girl wants a man who is strong, passionate, and has drive and determination. Not some pot-smoking, overweight fuck like you. Who posts Spongebob in his underpants, for chrissake.

>>691772603
>>691773829

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>>691773541
>Not paranoid
>The trouble is they will look at me different
Self-denial, I see. A common trait you retards never seem to accept. You're worried others will look at you differently. And they will. Because you are far, far from normal.

Oh, sure. You may have a good IQ. But in the end, you're still retarded.

>>691774250
well, at least you tried

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>>691773666
>All that text
Didn't ask for your life story. Stop smoking all that pot, and use your type-writing skill for good use.

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>>691774301
>well, at least you tried
And succeeded! Unlike you who cannot even accept who they are.

Cheers.

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>>691773829
I know what my problem is food wise and I know how to fix it. Cut the carbs, dairy, and sugar. Just doing it is where I struggle, hence I said in the beginning that I wanted to fix my laziness. (Also I don't smoke weed as often as I drink, but those I can stop easily.)

I'd say my thought process for not wanting to change is that I'm comfortable in doing the same thing over and over again. How do I fix that?

>>691774491
hi CIA

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>>691774491
says the one who faps to anime fucking gay faggot you guys are wors ethen gay people atleast they admit being gay you are just faggots

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>>691774640
I've accepted who i am for many years now

You "succeeded" in literally not saying anything that was right so, there you go mr animefag

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>>691774729
>I'd say my thought process for not wanting to change is that I'm comfortable in doing the same thing over and over again. How do I fix that?
You probably won't fix it. Some people are capable of overcoming bad habits, but I don't think you have this desire in you. You can't even strive to do better for 24 hours, before you lose all motivation? What a joke.

It takes a special kind of person to make a change. Someone you probably are not.

I bet you could go for some cake right about now, huh fat boy?

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I can't think of any problems to give you so can make fun about.

I-i just want you tease me.

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>>691774903
>says the one who faps to anime fucking gay faggot you guys are wors ethen gay people atleast they admit being gay you are just faggots
Grammar. Use it.

>>691774972
>I've accepted blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Good for you. Me so happy. =^-^=

>>691774491
>>691774640
>>691775199
>>691775392
fucking CIA

This thread is retarded. OPs not even good at what they're trying to do. It's like watching an autistic kid trying trying to sound clever. Wait.. it's not 'like' that. It's exactly what this is.

What a fucking poor attempt. You're not 'clever', 'savage', or 'witty'. Why the fuck did you bother making this thread? Finally tired of your shitty life and realized that since you're anon here you could try to gather some sense of power over others? Because we both know that's impossible in your day to day life.

Holy shit you're pathetic OP. Nice fucking anime girls by the way. Which I'm sure are the only girls that can even stand to be around you. And the only reason for that is because they're not fucking real.

Now fuck off and go hug your nasty ass body pillow for comfort as only inanimate objects would ever be your 'friends'.

here comes the wave of angry neckbeards

show em up again, anime

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>>691775387
>I-i just want you tease me.
Oh, yeah? What kind of undies are you wearing?

>>691775766
asking grown ass men what underwear they're wearing.

Just accept that you're gay before you start shooting up a nightclub after getting buttfucked every month

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>>691775480
Kek. Instead of hiding the thread, you take the time to read what OP is replying with, then precede to type how upset it makes you?

Well, as long as you're satisfied when you clicked Post.

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>>691775480
You know. They say outbursts of random anger like this are bad for one's heart. And what's bad for the heart is bad for the penis. Might wanna take that into consideration there, anon. Just sayin'.

Nice grammar, by the way. Gotta love that effort. (Smirks)

>>691756765
I just failed a class at the worst, most pain in the ass professor in my college and have to take the exam which prevents me from accepting a fixed job, effectively losing $2200 which were supposed to go towards my new rig.

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>>691775933
>asking men what underwear they're wearing.
>Just accept that you're gay
Because everyone on 4chan is a guy! And because being gay would be so obviously wrong!

Way to set us humans back another 100 years.

>>691775392
punish me ! <3
>virgin NEET
>loves beastiliaty in any form...

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>>691775766
H-hey. I'm wearing completely normal men's underwear!

Will you keep teasing me if I keep replying to you? Pl-please.

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>>691776326
>I just failed a class at the worst, most pain in the ass professor in my college and have to take the exam which prevents me from accepting a fixed job, effectively losing $2200 which were supposed to go towards my new rig.
Too bad, too sad! You win some, and you lose some. But hey, look on the brightside! You failed your class... and lost over $2,000, but... at least you learned a valuable lesson?

Guess I'm not helping, huh. Looks like you're gonna have to settle for a cheaper rig. Forget playing Overwatch with your buddies. Doom II is gonna be your game. =^-^=

>>691756765
i got an ingrown toenail

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>>691776471
>I'm wearing completely normal men's underwear!
And what is this normal underwear you speak of? Boxers? Or briefs?

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>>691757973
>I have an examine in 12 owers
Forget it you'll fail anyway, let's hold hands and walk in the park and drink some ramune under the wisteria vines.

>>691756765
I like Sanae, I think she is a very cute girl and it's wrong when people call her a slut, because she isn't.

I'm afraid that the people hiring me might change their mind and my whole future will be fucked over.

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>>691776966
Yes, boxers! That's right. I-i'm not the type of degenerate you originally thought.

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>>691777087
>I like Sanae, I think she is a very cute girl and it's wrong when people call her a slut, because she isn't.
Who called me a slut?

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>>691758502
Guess you don't want me to bring over my friend from Latvia, she said she really wants to suck English cock. Your loss, senpai!

Will you be my wifu?

>>691777291
me

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>>691777087
>Sanae

>>691777277
You are

>>691777291
what is your 10 desires?

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>>691756765
I cant stay long but if this is you then its been a while, my trusty first mate.

>>691761675
>>691759970

>>691775766
>>691776150
really nigger?

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>>691777277
>Yes, boxers!
Boxer shorts are nice and loose,
hanging soft against your caboose.

Unlike briefs that cause some friction,
boxers offer no restrictions.

Feeling nice and snug,
cotton shorts give you a hug.

Name-brand undies from the mall,
feel so nice against your balls.

=^-^=

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>>691756765

https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD

If you want to share feels come to the /b/ feels and boypussy chat.

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>>691777893
>I cant stay long but if this is you then its been a while, my trusty first mate.
It is I. How is my captain doing? Did you miss me like you miss your leg?

>>691778175
>If you want to share feels come to the /b/ feels and boypussy chat.
(What? What kind of discord is this?)

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Is anyone here from the Waifu thread?

(I generally am curious to know.)

I have constant depression. There's some times it doesn't bother me tho

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>>691778238
Nope. I missed you more of course. Been doing a lot of excercise recently. Trying to get in shape. Also quit smoking finally. How are things in your end of the boat?

Will you be my waifu, OP?

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>>691778540
>Nope. I missed you more of course. Been doing a lot of excercise recently. Trying to get in shape. Also quit smoking finally. How are things in your end of the boat?
You quit smoking? Good for you! Keep yourself healthy and in good shape. What kind of exercises have you been doing?

Things are going well for me. I'm awaiting for my brave, handsome captain to return. Now he is here. But sadly, tells me he cannot stay long.

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>>691777546
A-anon stop.

>>691778128
Now that I think about it, my balls don't feel uncomfortable at all.
I'm will going to ahead say that do feel nice.

>>691778433
I usually hide those threads, b-but, I think I might consider checking them out, i-if you go to them. I have a general idea about what they are.

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>>691778757
>Will you be my waifu, OP?
Depends on how good of a husbando you could be for me.

>>691779180
Y-You're pathetic, A-Anon

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>>691779180
>Now that I think about it, my balls don't feel uncomfortable at all.
>I'm will going to ahead say that do feel nice.
I hope you at least liked my poem! I wrote it just for you, anon. =^-^=

How does that cotton material feel against your boy parts?

>I usually hide those threads, b-but, I think I might consider checking them out, i-if you go to them. I have a general idea about what they are.
I visit those threads, yes. I know some of the posters in them. They are pretty nice guys, most of them. Wonder f they would let me post my husbando.