>>691727216
Anyone have a GameShark?

>>691727216
Why? Are you in the mood to be a faggot that bad?

>>691727216
where is all the money that isn't accounted for??? Stupid CIA

>>691727434
Speaking of fags.... When is gay mairrage going to be legal?

Sheesh... Gotta go to work tomorrow. Can't complain when I have to best office in the world at the WTC

Oh boy, me and my entire class are going to visit the world trade center tomorrow, I'm so excited

>>691727216

If I knew sept 11th was going to happen I probably would of snuck up to the top of one of towers and based jumped after a plane slammed into it. Or If I knew I wasn't going to die I'd jump off as the tower started collapsing. That would be quite a sight to behold.

You seem like ok guys, don't go to the Pentagon tomorrow

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly is on TNT tomorrow.

Seriously. Was home from school watching it when I found out the towers were hit.

Harry Potter movie comes out in two months.

>>691727216
GUYS! I'M FROM THE FUTURE!!!

I have EXTREMELY IMPORTANT news!!!

Something TERRIBLE is going to happen!

......a BLACK guy is going to be president!!!

I have come back from the future to tell you that the planes will crash into the Twin Towers tomorrow.

>>691727899
Hahaha, what are you talking about man...are you high?

Gentlemen I come do you wall with news! Tomorrow September 11, 2001 around 9 AM, in the World Trade Center will be in flames. And by the way game marriage will be legal until 2015. It just kind of became an overnight thing...i guess.

>>691728035
You watched spiderman yet? Green goblin dies in the end lmao

>>691727216
Damn, I LOVE carrying large pointed objects on planes.

>>691728130
Nice joke faggot.... Go take your pills

>>691728143

Sorry, ever since the accident I have random black outs followed by visions. Probably nothing to worry about though.

>>691727621
When Dumya finally steps down from power.

GUYS GUYS GUYS.... DO NOT GO TO THE PULSE CLUB IN ORLANDO ON JUNE 2016!!

>>691728130
Take off your tin foil hat

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Hey guys, George here with a friendly reminder that whatever anyone says, jet fuel DOES melt steel beams. Have a great day!

>>691727216
OH, BOY ARE THOSE TOWERS BEAUTIFUL

>>691728401

Not a faggot; wasnt gonna.

>>691728401

I stay away from Florida entirely.

Nintendo really outdid themselves with this Super Mario Sunshine!

>>691728548
Yo you got vice city on the ps2 yet? Shit insane. You can do anything in that game

Cant wait for tomorrow
Gonna fly for the first time!

What would it take for Americans to get excited about going to war?
Also, have you seen that show Fear Factor? It's got that guy Joe Rogan from News Radio.

>>691727216
I'm telling you guys, girls with feminine penises are the way of the future

>>691728730
Haha me too! Will it be American Airlines?

Hi... I'm here from the future to tell your poor ass to invest everything you have into stocks on the 13th.

*I call in to work and tell them I celebrate privately*

>>691728821
Yeah!
What flight are you gonna be on?!

I've got a big mission tomorrow/b/ros. The Saudis have trained me well

>makes sure turban and white cloth suit is wrinkle free

Anyone wanna trade some pokemons on the Gameboy?

My father is coming home from Saudi Arabia tomorrow!

>>691728821

Yes! Flight 11 from Logan airport. Going to see family in LA :)

>>691728922
Twitter didn't exist yet retard

>>691728950
American Airlines flight 11 heading towards LA. Going to start a new life in LA. Looking forward to my first plane ride ;D

Happy I get to meet my 72 virgins tomorrow.

>>691729269
Holy shit me too

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>>691728922
retard

im 5 and wat is this

>>691728061
suuuuure

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>>691729154

>>691728922
Twitter was launched in 2006 you dumb fuck

>>691729393
Lol what a newfag falling for poor bait

>>691728969
Good luck with that mission! I wonder what it is?

>>691727216
>He's the proof that an idiot can be the main comedian of USA.
>Also a proof that he was a puppet and that he didn't know shit

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>>691729230
>>691729393
>>691729503
Sure does feel like summer in here

You know I gave up all hope of getting that position at the WTC... but Omar is right I deserve it! I'm gonna head there tomorrow and show them i'm worth the position!

>>691729627
If he was an idiot, he wouldn't have won a second term easily

>>691729627
>>>/int/

>>691728660
Nah man, all I got is a crash game for ps1 :(

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>>691727216

>Hello, yes, I'd like to increase the insurance policy on my property at 1 World Trade Center plaza.
>Yes, I know I increased it to 3.5 billion a few weeks ago; but I need more.
>What, what do you mean it won't kick in till next week? I need it now, what possible good could it do me next week?

Anyone hear the spice girls or backstreet boy's new albums? Shit gnarly dudes

Hey guys, we don't know where $2.5 Trillion dollars is lololololol.

>>691728183
>game marriage will be legal until 2015
Damn, I was really looking forward to me and Sonic's 15th anniversary

lets develop a website where losers and degenerate can hang out.. we can call it 4chan

Lol I wish Donald Trump would run for president or something... As silly as that sounds. But I really think he'd make a food president.

My brother was just born today. I sure hope the twin towers don't get attacked.

>>691730171
That'll never catch on

>>691730171
Hey my name is Christopher Poole. Give me a couple of years... I'm on it. I'll call myself "moot" from now on.

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>>691730180
>food president

>>691730180
>food

>>691729763
It's a surprise you passed second grade, idiot.

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>>691727216

Hey have you guys heard about this Osama Bin Laden guy? Dude was kicking ass against the Soviets, just like those cool Mujahadeen in Rambo III. I wonder what he's up to these days.

Watching Rocky 3 sure makes me wish we still had the Soviet Union around, living without an existential threat feels weird, like I've been wondering if maybe we don't need to spend so much on defense anymore or if maybe we should put more controls on our intelligence agencies?

What do you guys think?

>>691730500
Who is this Osama bin Laden? Lmao he looks like some dirty Indian

I sure hope we find those Weapons of Mass Destruction

>>691729862
Do you guys ever look into these insurance documents? Silverstein was forced to take a larger policy by his underwriters. Oh and if you think multi billion dollar insurance fraud is easy to get away with, think again. Watching youtube videos is not research

>>691728528

Hah, like you ever leave the basement.

I really need to figure out who's gonna be on my top 8

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>>691729862
>>691730779

Who said anything about insurance fraud goy?

That delivery of bombs to the WTC was a bit odd. I wonder what they need it for.

>>691731129
Kek

What the fuck is a sonichu?

Guys I just invested everything I have into this company called Amazon.com... I've got a good feeling

Hitler did everything wrong.

>>691731129
Next time they'll get it delivered by amazon drones. Should be ok.

Plane is flying awfully low, should I be wor-

>>691728322
stfu you dumb faggot

>>691731515
u got me

aye lmao

>>691731129
Huh that is odd. I work for AA, and some of our passenger planes are also transporting bombs tomorrow. I wonder why...

Wow! Kids look how close we are to the twin towers! I promise we'll go see them right after the plane lands.

FINALLY! It took me FOREVER to clean the windows on these towers. Time to go home and... OH SHI-

Can't wait for Spider-Man 2 next year!

I was just born

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>>691728061
Get a load of this guy! I'd sooner believe that sand-niggers will bomb Manhattan!

>>691732024
Modssssssss

>>691727969
Underrated

Never knew that saudis were such big fans of star wars! They really like admiral ackbar... now if only I knew what 'allahu' meant...

>>691728200
FUCK YOU I HOPE A PASSENGER PLANE CRASHES INTO YOU AT WORK

Remember that shitty captain America movie from a couple years back? You know, the one where he pretends to be sick and steals his friends' cars?

Yes! My birthday today. Time to turn on Dragon Ball Z and watch the exciting conclusion of Cell's battle with Gohan! What a wonderful day this shall be.

>>691727216
Hey Bush
Israel is about to 911 you

>he knew all along

zionist cunt

Huh... airport security never checked my carryon... could have had a bomb or something dangerous... oh well! They must really know what they're doing!

Hey guys, remember the WTC bombings back in the 90's scary times.

>>691728401
Wasn't planning to, not gay. But I'll be sure recommend that club to all the gay people I meet.

It's June 27, 2016 you fucking retards.

>>691732853
I hope you feel good about yourself mister

I'm so excited! Just Invested my ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS into the stock market and finally I can reap the rewards of America's STRONG and BUSTLING economy

>>691732853

What are you mad?!?!?

Get a load of this guy fellas! xd

Comic book movies? What am I a fucking child?

>>691733282
This
They'll never carch on

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Anyone else fucking stoked for Metal Gear Solid 2 coming up? It's gonna be great controlling Solid Snake again!

>>691733422

Yeah, but they might catch on though.

>>691727216
Me and my muslim neighbor have really been getting along lately, I hope nothing changes that

>>691728660
Vice City wasn't announced until 2002, dumbass.

>>691733525
lel

I wish I could watch videos online without having to download the wmv file.

>>691728130
Yeah sure, and Donald Trump will follow him! Haha! You are so funny!!

>>691728061
Haha, don't be silly.

>>691733525
You got a ps2? I play Mac Payne all the time. Silent Hill 2 comes out in a couple weeks, pretty excited!

>>691727216
I love my fedora, they'll always be cool

Thank goodness there won't be another Clinton administration! All that family does is LIE.

>>691734125
Same here! Man, Konami is such a great company! They'll always deliver great, finished products.

>>691734125
Fuckin love "Mac" Payne dude

Global warming? I've never heard of it before...

>plays super smash bros

>ITT: I'm from the future, guys/ videogames/ current political jokes (yes I know the Donald already ran for president in the past, I'm not that illegally immigrated)

>>691735182
Pretty much

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>>691727216
we did it grandpa

>>691727899
And filmed it with a hand recorder. No go pro shit

>>691727327
>9/11 joke
>gameshark reference
Newfags will never get this, old man.

Anybody have any flights planned for tomorrow?

>I have a joke
It is a good day today on september 10th 2001 I sure hope that the setember 11th terrorist attacks on the world trade center do not occur!

>>691727216
I don't want to go to school tomorrow. Well at least I know I'll be getting out early.

>>691728061
Oh man thats a funny joke

>>691728130
Ha yeah like the sandniggers could get planes, next im gonna hear that they have an entire network funding them or something

Sure am glad to be a Muslim in such a diverse and accepting country like the United States.

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I can't wait to get home watch some Toonami afterschool

>>691733525
What, you arent playing Counter Strike, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Oh man I've been playing the shit out of game RuneScape, anyone wanna play with me?

>>691737467
Yeah sure
Whats your runescape
Just got a new Windows XP

Can't wait to go home and watch toonami

Can't believe they moved my office to the 112th floor

>>691728061
lol whats next? next are you gonna say the wtc will fall?

GUYS LISTEN UP IM FROM THE FUTURE ITS FUCKING HORRIBLE MAN THEY CUT OUT PARTS OF THE GAMES AND MAKE YOU PAY FOR STUFF THAT SHOULDA BEEN IN THE GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE, LIKE MAPS AND WEAPONS

>>691727216
First day on the job as a Pilot.

Man, I am NERVOUS.

Joinging fdny and be hero for every. Even tho I be washing fire trucks that day. I am hero now. Fucking hero. Rescue cat from pedotree. Hero. Give CPR to fatass who drank more than 20 oz soda and went to sugar coma. Hero. Mouth to dick of crack dealer to get crack for filthy addict on corner. Hero. Call for MoDs when sexy clothed 18 y/o teenage girl appears on street making me boners. Hero

Is Metal Gear Solid 2 going to include snake for the entire game?

>>691728401
That new club that just opened up?

Bullshit it'll last that long. They last like 6 months at the most.

>>691730779
Youtube?
Explain

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>>691727216

Hey guys how much is a bus ticket to New York?

Looks like he has a coke booger.

>>691738721
Of course, he's been the protagonist the whole series. The fuck kinda question is that? That's like asking if we play as Link in the next Zelda.

I've heard rumors that some fgt named raiden might replace him, sounds like bullshit to me

Does anyone want some SURGE? Also let's listen to the new Blink 182 album!

>>691739415
That's bullhonkey man
Get groovey

>>691738964
Wow, Simpsons be edgy

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leak,think this is fake

>>691738420
Nah you're fucking joking right, there's no way game devs would ever do that do us

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i wonder if dolan will ever run for president again...

>>691727216
Can you believe this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVpSBUgbxBU

>>691739415
You been paying attention to the gameplay trailers? All good ol' Snake on a boat or something.

>>691739641
Mother of God.

>>691739947
What the hell is YouTube?

>>691728401
too soon

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>>691728494
underrated post, ROFL!

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>>691740716
Do you know where you are

>>691728969
Get off my porch you filthy sandnigger.

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>>691728922
Newfags will not question this.

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>>691742771
your mom won't question me putting my dick in her mouth after i take it out of her ass

>>691743687
Damn

>>691728401
Disgusting faggots, you keep trying to push Gay marriage, would you fags just listen to Hillary Clinton NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

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Our brother in arms Tim was executed on June 11th.

Three months from now we will have our revenge.

Expect us.

>>691727621
2015

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I just can't take another plane crash this year guise ;-;

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>>691728487
>tin foil
foil is aluminum now, Grandpa

>>691727560
Don't worry man. We have the only copies of everything and our best people secured in one section of the Pentagon. We'll get to the bottom of it in no time.

>>691729763
>If murikans weren't idiots,
>he wouldn't have won a second term
FTFY

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some of you guise are alright don't go to the world trade center tomorrow

>>691727327
Used to. Those things were the fucking bomb. Sometimes they fucked up your game though.

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>>691733525
>mfw I was so pumped for this game and had to play as faggot girly-man Raiden most of the time

>>691732529
>Dragon Ball
>watching dragon ball on free tv
>dragon ball gets interrupted
>planes crush into buildings
>fuck muslims

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>>691749559
Also, jesus christ... is MGS2 really that old now?

I wonder how the society is going to be in 14 or 15 years, I'm certain there will only be two genders, feminism will not exist and everyone is going to respect each other's opinion.
What a time to be alive!

Have y'all niggas heard bout that white boi tryna rap? Calls himself m&m's, what a fucking joke.

>>691750119
>I wonder how the society is going to be in 14 or 15 years, I'm certain there will only be two genders, feminism will not exist and everyone is going to respect each other's opinion.
>What a time to be alive!


I'm also certain some shitty website called 4xhan will never ever exist or be created by a cuck called Christopher Poole

>>691750855
4chan*

Two days till my birthday then.

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>>691728061
Dude, don't believe everything that you see in video games.

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Hey, have y'all seen this great new book?

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this is going to be the best game ever trust me guise

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In 16 years this guy will cure aids, but die during his heroism.

R.I.P Pepe Mateen

>>691727621
Depends on country

In canada it will be 2003

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>>691727216
FIRST ONE TO GENOCIDE WINS

>>691727216

man the saudis are vying for destabilization in the M.E. SO HARD LMAO!!

I wonder if anything bad will happen soon?!?

>>691752990
Indeed it is, much better than v

>>691728061
Yeah ok, that's even less believable than the UK dropping out of the EU

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>>691754592
likely. imperial english kick like a mual

>>691728061
Yeah, right.

Just as probable as "People Women of the Year" being won by a man.

>>691727216
Woo i just turned 7 years old. Hope nothing happens tomorrow to ruin me playing with my new toys...