how good looking are you on a scale of 1-10?

>>691713959
Well, depending on the dude, 60-100% of it is just your appearance, so (nude?) pics would provide you with a quick answer.

>>691713959
Someone who isn't judgemental and someone who is just fun to be around.

>>691713959
What does your clam look like

Tits with timestamp or sage

>>691714259
>>691715058
I'm not really willing to post pics of myself on here but I can say that I'm decently attractive. I'm about 5'4", 101somethingj lbs

Thoughts?

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>>691713959
Nothing personal honey, try phrasing it as if you were a fag next time...

>>691713959
Qualities i find desirable

Appearance: Not a land whale. Looks good enough that I can get my dick hard while she is naked.

Personality: Not a nagging bitch. Not a drain on society. Not one of those "hurr durr 72 cents on a dollar i'm retarded and don't understand causality" chicks. thats about it, also would be nice if you weren't a furry or retarded. did i mention not retarded?

Interests: Gaming would be nice, but really anything that isn't MLP or being a spoiled fkin brat.

>>691715833
Body pictures, no face and it doesn't matter.

>>691715833
Cup size?

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>>691713959
TITS, TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

>>691715833
Just ask a guy out lol

>>691713959
ill be your bf :^)

>>691715833
Then leave with your shitty fucking bait.
Confirmed dude abandon thread sage

>>691713959
where you at gurl

>>691716262
>>691715999
>>691715615

Stfu neckbeards, mentioning shes a bitch is relevant to her question and the answers shes trying to get, fuck off.

>>691715833
If it's true that your decently attractive and that you don't have high standards, then I'm guessing you just don't put yourself out there enough.

>>691713959
Just make yourself look like Tay Tay. Fat? Tough shit, do something about it

OP here, I'm actually currently in the process of taking a photo. I don't have nudes at the ready on my pc, guys

>>691716520
Lrn the rules you whitenight thrash.

>>691713959
I'm gonna be real with you. Generally you should just look for people already in your area or acquaintances of yours, because most realtionships are built that way.
As long as you take care of your hygiene and are decently looking you should have no problem finding someone in your area, unless they are all monkeys.

>>691716667
Use your phone. 4chan is mobile

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>>691716667
No one cares insipid cunt, post tits and timestamp then you can state your business.

>>691713959
wtf is with that res, why so small image bitch tits, maybe next time dont save the thumbnail and guys will like you more

>>691716520
You seem to be unfamiliar with the rules AND the reasoning behind said rules

>>691716696
Not the guy above, but giving context to us does make sense and calling him a white knight for it is ignorant

>>691713959
Someone who is introverted but is also a good conversationalist. Also somewhat of a tomboy.

And DO NOT where too much make up. Better yet, don't where any at all. Girls who are comfortable with the way they naturally look are so much more attractive than ones who fucking cover their face in paint.

More than anything, be yourself.

>>691717005
>where too much make up

Be there. Show up. Care. And personal hygene. Cooking and not being incredibly overweight helps.

>>691713959
i stop at op post since this is a bait/desperation thread.

> soon to follow
> 2000 x hurrr wherereee do you luveee op?? i'll dayte u

Sent from my Android phone

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>>691717005
POST TITS AND TIMESTAMP

>>691716696
How am i white knighting? OP has a question (and brings up a valid thread topic) that requires her to disclose her sex in order for her to get proper responses. There is no attention whoring here, youre just being an autist.

>how to get a gf
-have an above-average penis that shoots mega loads of jizz
-have a above average functional source of income while maintaining at least 2 above-average cars and paying for gas, food, electricity, and rent
-have a charming personality
-have an above-average body
-be funny, but serious also, know where the line is
-treat her like a princess and know you are simply an entertainment object to the female
-dress in different $100 clothes each day and $100 shoes
-surprise her with gifts bi-weekly that cost you your pay check

>how to get a bf
have a pussy (doesn't have to work, can be any size) but this is actually optional

fuck off with your complaining.

Jesus, get a load of this cunt...life doesn't get easier than being a chick and you're in here asking for advice on how to get a dude? Simple, walk outside and yell "I need a boyfriend". Choose the best of the ten thousand guys that come running. Now show us the tits you insipid twat.

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>>691717307
>To be this new.

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>>691717307
Lol. Have any of you EVER been on this site before?
Y,all act surprised when someones trolls ya.

>>691717553
>hurrdurr i know the rules here, fuck off newfag
>spouts random shit and only responds in worn out catchphrases

First ASL, What do you look like, what is your number, and how would you like to get plugged?

>>691716520
Lurk moar faggot

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>>691717484
>insipid twat
Kek

>>691713959
Ask someone you like, they wont bite. Do you want to go for a coffee or something it is not hard.

>>691713959
>people who completely ignore the point of fight club and still think everything tyler said was right

>>691713959
>Be physically fit or don't be a lard ass
>Have an open mind to new things
>Have actual opinions, humans like to talk to other humans not dolls
>Don't be a bitch
>Don't be a prude get nude
It really isn't that hard. Also show fucking interest, no guy wants to sit there and guess if you want them or not. Tell them straight up what the deal is, I personally, would find that pretty attractive.

>>691717715
>anon makes any mention of having tits, relevant to thread or not
>mouth breathers come running
>HURRDURR TITS OR GTFO, THE RULEZ ARE THE RULEZ LULZ

>>691715971
>claims feminazis don't understand causality
>not understanding that part of the reason women don't get higher paying jobs is because they're discouraged from pursuing them
>not understanding causality yourself
kek

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>>691713959

You know the drill.

TITS
I
T
S
or gtfo

Maybe try acting like a proper lady wouldn't hurt your chances.

>Yes that's contradictory, deal with it.

Wear a corset for a while and it will be like flies to honey

>>691717307
SEE
>>691715962

>Hey guise, outside of looks what are you looking for in a girl?

>>691718327
I don't think that's true, please cite your sources.

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>>691713959
Ffs anon, even if you're a faggot, you just throw yourself out there, without any dignity.

Do this and you will get laid tonite.

Just walk up to guys and say"omg, csn I blow you? I just loved you in (whatever movie they could remotely believe you are stupid enough to think they were in).

I swear this will spit your ham.

>>691716892
>for misogyny to exist you would have to prove first that cunts are humans

"from misogynes "woman-hater," from miso- (see miso-) + gyne "woman"

wow what a pathetic argument.

>>691718327
You give up if you're discouraged? Pussy.

Can anyone please offer any advice requested in op...?
I've only gotten a couple legitimate replies and I'm desperate as fuck

>>691718985
She's got you there anon, you don't have to believe Muslims are human to be an Islamophobe

>>691719192
No, because we've not received tits nor timestamp, until then GTFO

>>691719192
Not so desperate you'll take your top off apparently

>>691718686
Possible, he/she does mention apperance though.
No timestamp either so yeah probably.
Regardless of whether OP is a chick or a regular faggot, my point is that the "rules" being spouted by the autists have a purpose and dont belong here.

>>691719192
Well are you a fag or a girl? Timestamp pic would settle that question and maybe get you more answers.

No tits or timestamp?

It's 100% guaranteed OP is a man, and fag.

Stop giving degenerate filth attention.

>>691719192
Legitimate advice, find a tall building and hurl your worthless ass off of it. You're a chick, the owner of a vagina. It requires nothing, legitimately not a damn thing, other than going out in public to form relationships. Fuck all the way off.

>>691719192
Repost this is adv if you want real advice

>>691715833
Assuming you don't look like you got hit in the face with a shovel, I don't see why you're having issues based on that. I could understand if you're introverted and dont' go out to meet people?

>>691718858
Ty anon. This is why I come to /b/ and sift through trap, dickrate, and all the other cancer, and why /b/ still has a shot at relevance, even without the full on hc anonybliss moot started.here.

>>691718274
trolled, 3/10, would reply again

>>691719888
not her but I'm highly introverted and have sunburn scars on my face. I'm flirtatious by nature

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>>691719192
Oh god, this is such a bad troll, but I'm gonna bite anyway

All you have to do is tell a guy "Hey wanna fuck?" and bam, they're yours. If you were a woman, you would understand that unless you're some kind of un-presentable abomination that no man would ever want to touch. If you were an actual woman, you would innately understand this.

If you are an actual woman, then if you can't get a guy, you are most definitely some kind of horrible abomination either physically or personality wise and this is part of the evolutionary process how -MEN- choose their female partners.

3/10 you made me reply, well done.

Most important to least from top to bottom.

+intelligence. I want to be able to talk deeply with a person and not have to dumb down what I talk about. Subsequently, she needs to be able to carry a conversation. I don't wanna ask all the damn questions.
+sarcasm/can handle banter. It's fun when you can fuck with someone and they can mess with you right back.
+has some level of personal awareness, basically not a slob, is hygienic, and shows compassion for others.
+looks wise, I fucking love big thighs/ass. 7/10 minimum.

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>>691720633
but what if i get hurt again?

Baaaahhh, just kidding, I'm not an insecure bitch troll

Most guy's don't really care as long as you're nice enough, and look decent. And hey, if you're in the bay area.... Hmu

>>691720827
would you date a trap?

>>691720445
Who cares, now GTFO and stop being a cancer yourself.

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I CAVED IN! YOU ALL WON!
warning: extremely shitty quality and timestamp is barely readable. I can take another, it just took so goddamn long to post this one bc of shitty internet

>>691721326
I don't see a shit captain, you'll need a real pic of yourself faggot, not some google image you found.

>>691721082
Nah. The stress of keeping up appearances would be too much. I wouldn't want to have to put up a facade. Plus it wouldn't work out long term, I want children who are of my blood.

Fuck for a one time deal? Maybe.

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>>691720827

>intelligence
Clearly you've never had a relationship with a woman before. "Intelligence" ≠ carrying conversation
>sarcasm
see above, variant
>has some level of...
what the fuck?
>looks
Die in a fire

>>691721618
God fucking forbid the qualities that I find attractive should trigger you. Sorry bout that

>>691721326
you must realize that we'll need you to place a keyboard on your head next

>>691721932
If you want to fuck your clone you can just go hang out in gay bars.

Women are different from men. Straight men like that about them.

>>691715411
Lol

>>691722022
Don't be stupid the timestamp is illegible.

>>691721470
Reverse image search it, I promise you it's legitimate

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>>691716503

>>691722358
Okay. But when did this become about me wanting to fuck a clone me?

I agree with the 2nd part, it wouldn't be fun being with someone who you share everything in common with.

>>691722471
Then post a better quality image dumb bitch and stop trying to prank all the stupids whitenights on the thread so we can put attention to your business.

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>>691722942

Same as getting a gf. Be interestimg

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>>691723148
Ok den

>>691719192
Why on earth would you think that you could get real advice from a bunch of strangers that refuse to take public credit for their statements? I mean really? If you've been here for any extended amount of time you would know that we are assholes to eachother, well except for all those times when we have feels threads but even then you will find some that pop in to say "kys".

If you want advice: create a social media account(twitter/facebook) and give a fake name that looks real, their systems are shit and people lie because they know the rules of the internet, follow/friend abunch of rando, sjw-ish fucks and give a general rundown of your problems, doesn't have to be anything too revealing and letting them know your shy or whatever can help too, then wait, troll for their advice, and get a hobby/education (something useful like any of the sciences) to pass time while waiting. Learn to spot bullshit people for they will be dicks to you and aren't worth your time while out-n-about/in higher-education. But first and foremost, fucking chill. People don't NEED a bf/gf they want one because they don't know how to be by themself. By the time you're older you should understand that better but there are no guarantees in life, other than death.

Be you and you can find someone that is worth your time. Just don't rush it else you will wind up with a lot of baggage that others really won't want to deal with, unless you find your "other" in which case they won't care as long as you constantly try to better yourself.

>my 2 cents.

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>>691713959
Understand this.

>>691713959

bait and attention whoring.

gtfo

Hay OP, it's called shotgun-dating random tinder matches until one sticks.

Hurry up, you could have a boyfriend tonight

>>691721326
With a body like that how are you having problems finding a bf? You're short too right? And with short hair? Come on just show a guy that you like him and he's gonna be all over you. Like its been said constantly in this thread its not that hard.

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>>691723945
oh god... I D O

use your pheromones

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Fuck, it's flipped because I took it on my webcam, but here it is: confirmation that I'm a female with slightly better quality ver. 2.0

((the fact that the photo is flipped should serve as evidence enough that I am a girl))

>>691724735
Quit being desperate.
The biggest turn off for me is a girl who *needs* to be in a relationship.

>>691721326
I'd fuck you.

>>691721326
Okay, now I'm having second thoughts, now I'm thinking either you're an attention whore or your shy. If attention whore, show more & we will give attention. If shy, quit being an attention whore and leave the poor saps alone who just want pics of tits and wait for advice. The latter will take awhile but the anons who aren't degenerate filth will eventually post something.

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>>691724735
Are you taking any of the advice into consideration? What's your situation, past experiences, personality, we need details woman. Also DAMN

ok

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>>691724735
Fuck selfies, fuck the internet, go fuck the first halfway normal looking guy you meet

>>691725096
I've never had a bf, it's damn lonely
>>691725131
I do appreciate the advice I've gotten, but a lot of it involves me approaching guys, which is almost completely out of the question, considering the fact that I have a crippling fear of rejection

>>691724735
I think part of the issue is so many single dudes don't go out, not due to a lack of interest but a lack of a way to out themselves out there.

But that's pretty much all you have to do, put yourself out to meet new people. The hard part is finding a way to do that.

>>691713959
personally
>likes/not put off by firearms
>decent looks, don't need to be amazing
>willing to induce lactation and let me suckle

not necessarily in that order

>>691717005
>implying natural-looking makeup doesn't exist and that most girls don't wear at least that much

>>691724735
Ok so to get a boyfriend you need to flirt a lot and smile at boys. One will ask you out if youre confident and assertive. Why do you want a bf anyway? Why not just date a lot of guys and have great sex?

>>691724735
You're going to have to actually say something about yourself for us to give advice. Can't give advice if we don't know about your personality. Also, see the wordy posts that aren't "hurr go fuk sumtin" unless you just want attention, in which case, prove your a girl by showing us where your dick isn't.

>>691724735
Where you from OP? I'd hookup with you right now.

Have you tried online?

>>691725561

Are you 12? Sure, you can be scared of rejection, but most of the time the guys make the move. Do anything remotely social and it'll happen.

>>691725098
You'd fuck a hole in the ground if enough people said it had tits and was a girl. Don't lie.

>>691725892
I'm lonely, and the type that would rather develop a connection than just date a ton of random guys (assuming I could get multiple guys). And I'm a virgin, and a little reluctant to just sleep around.

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>>691726233
where are you from?

>>691724735
Literally just talk to people and someone will go in for you eventually.

Be my girlfriend then. No more issue?

>>691726015
>virgin, never had a bf
>live in a relatively suburban area
>extremely anxious around guys, and tend to be pretty quiet

That's pretty much the information most relevant to attaining a bf. And I already showed my tits with a timestamp, friendo

>>691724735
tits that good can get just about 95% of guys

bait.

just go out and wait and a guy will come up to you so long as you aren't hideous.

even then, guys will, but you probably won't like them.

women's only struggle is keeping the weight off and finding a guy that doesn't treat them like dirt. both of which most fail at.

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>>691726668
Set it up, dood

>>691726233
Want an internet friend? We could probably help each other out here.

>>691726781
Go back to ifunny, my man. Pics are above.

>>691726700
Be my GF and this won't be a problem anymore.

>>691713959
for you op
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0

>>691726924
Sounds good! Do you have a skype? If so, username...?

hell tits that good would keep me around even if you had a penis tbh, east or west coast?

>>691726233
You can easily get multiple guys and they wont be random. Youll get to know all of them and love them each for who they are. Also sex feels pleasurable and is good for you. Open up a bit.

>>691727047
No but I can make one right now. Unless you happen to have discord?

>>691713959
i dont know why but i find the following really sexy:

girls who say "hehe" in a txt when something amuses them.

girls who use "..." frequently in txts.

give me headpats.

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>>691725561
There we go finally some insight into you. You can't be afraid of rejection and I'm sure you know that by now. We guys get rejected all of the time and despite the pain we go and try again, putting our pride and hearts on the line ( I know it sounds silly but bear with me) for love. Its a gamble and if the stakes are high the reward is the best damn feeling in the world when she (he in your case) accepts you. The thing you have to learn is not everyone will like you, for various reasons that you cannot change, and that's fine because there are people who will appreciate you for the you. I had a girl interested in me and while everyone was wonder why I didn't want her my answer was simple: I wasn't attracted to her. Its a feeling and if its not there then the other person will end up hurt when they love every bit of you only to find out you just kind of like a part of them. Maybe. I just couldn't bring myself to feel any romantic feelings for her and if I just decided to be with her to not make her feel bad the relationship would be hollow and one--sided.

>>691716520
Go back to your castle, you fucking white knight

fuck i cave in skype cullen_bo those tits are 10/10 let the horrors of 4chan rain down upon me for the rest of my life

>>691713959
Hey girl, fellow femanon here. Boys aren't as complicated or scary as you'd think.
If you don't go out much, try meeting guys online. I dunno where you live but if you're in the States you might try YikYak for just talking to local people. Tinder is also pretty good, though you'll have to get more comfortable with pictures of yourself. Get a snapchat and/or Instagram!
Sorry, I'm not phrasing this too well. Hope it helps.

>>691713959
The biggest thing I look for is someone who's open minded. I hate people who only see things in black and white, and pick one or the other on impulse and stick with it till the bitter end just because. I respect strong convictions, but only if they are based on something real like logic, research, experience, tradition, etc.

I want someone who's always down to try something new, always up for an adventure, etc. There's little/no chance that you and your future partner will have every hobby/interest in common right away. What makes the difference though is if he/she is willing to try it, and even if they don't like it, they at least don't flat out hate it.

It also helps to be good at woman stuff. I'm all for women having careers and choices and what not, but she should still know a little bit about domestic things, just like men should know at least a little about fixing cars, doing yard work, defending themselves/loved ones, even if they have a plush office job.

And every adult, male of female should know how to cook.

>>691713959
Intelligent
Successful
Attractive
Not Psychotic
Drama-Free

>>691727314
Ah, I don't. You don't have to make an account if it's too much trouble, I appreciate the offer just as much, but if you're willing to, let me know
>>691727430
I'm adding you currently, thanks for the reach-out

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCA0jhVCFTw

Alright OP
I just saw your tits
Here's the deal, talk to people, if youre somehow attractive, neckbeards and some normalfags will be scared of you, so, if they talk to you but you feel that they're getting nervous because they don't know how to keep talking about subjects you/they like, then you talk. In my personal opinion i've always like girls that talk a lot I dont know why, maybe because I dont have a llt of things to say.
Always smile at people and touching the shoulder of any anon could end in a guy thinking about you for the rest of the day.
Be nice with everybody, just by saying "good morning" to people around you can change the opinion people have about you, because if youre pretty most people (girls and boys) may think youre a bitch.
Sorry for my bad engrish tho

>>691727388
Oh shit I didn't finish. Basically rejection isn't that bad. There are plenty of other guys yada yada yada and you won't find that perfect someone without suffering a couple of heartbreaks. It happens and they make you stronger.

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has experience with hard drugs
can hold her own in a fight
has a criminal record

system's worked out so far

>>691713959
You have to have standards. Everyone has standards. Of course you're asking on 4chan so it's possible you're going to test that theory.

Fear of rejection doesn't just spring up. So what happened?

>>691727856
Just made one, it's Clockwork_DD

>>691726233
-.- whell shit the bed, a unicorn.
Grow up.(I'm not trying to be condescending)
Become a decend functioning adult.
Don't fall for our lies, we are going to say what the fuck ever we need to to fuck you. I shit you not.
Find peace in your "loneliness", it's about the only place you will for this world will throw everything at you, especially if your a nice girl for we will really want to fuck you...because your nice...and a gir...hu...livin...there. yeah, that's it. We will want to fuck you because you are there.
Seriously, learn how to do something useful, most won't care about that but they aren't worth the primordial slime they evolved from and only really want to fuck you and move on, if they have ANY decency else they will toy with you.

Or, yaknow. Just sleep around, that will land you a bf in no time. Literally. Ofcource he won't be worth you, if you are a decent human being. But if you are looking for an actual relationship then you will have to wait till you get older. It's sad but true. Teenage boys, and up into their late 20s, are shitstains. Then again most born in my agegroup are, so take your pick.

Tl;DR
Want a bf? Fuck the closest boy, he will be yours till he finds something better/he pisses you off
Want a relationship? Wait.

Your pick & if I had to guess, you won't be a virgin for long. You caved to a bunch of lozers on the internet, that kinda sad. But you can always do better.

>>691728156
I appreciate the advice! I very rarely start conversations with people, but I try to give off the impression that I'm not an asshole by smiling, holding open doors, etc. The problem is that neither normies or neckbeards will ever engage in conversation with me, and I am way too anxious to start one.

>>691728478
Great! I just added you

>>691715833
I think tits or gtfo you attention whore

Just throwing this out there for some reason, you have to seem approachable for conversation. I won't talk to someone who isn't because she probably isn't worth my time. If that's not your problem, then you may either be too desperate, awkward, or hard to talk to. Overcome this by going out and paying attention to what you do that works or doesn't work and overtime you'll get good.

Hell just take advantage of one of these white knights to start off

What I find desirable in a girl?

>at least makes an attempt to understand and love me for who I am not who she thinks she can make me.

>isn't afraid of above being genuinely reciprocated.

>lets me jack off into her mouth.

>>691726700
Only real useful bit is the anxious/shy part. The other bits are superficial. Most of my answers have been long winded but I'm not sire you've gotten it. If you just want a bf, give up your pussy. If you actually want a relationship, you are going to have to wait, which sucks but children, and this includes people into their late 30s as well(but that's not as often, then again my agegroup is just getting there so I'll have to reassess this tought later), generally don't make good partners. Great fuck buddies tho.

wait a tic...

?? those tits

>>691729278

>>691728455
My standards are as follows:
>be male
>be attracted to me both personality-wise and physically
>live relatively close
>>691728809
>Tits are above, familia. I finally caved in and posted them.
>>691728869
Totally understandable, but how do I go about doing that? I'm too socially inhibited

>>691729526
whoa

>>691713959
Just based on your tits you look fantastic OP. What hobbies do you like, and how would you describe your personality?

Also, how can I contact you if you want to talk?

>>691728622
Do you have a job?, If not, get one where you need to talk to people, I know it sounds stupid but it helped me a lot, now I (kinda) talk to people I barely know without getting that anxiety I used to have, if you have friends try to go out more with them, or try going to the Gym, usually you meet the nicest people there, and again, even if you dont know anyone there just say "good morning" or somethibg like that, if you find a guy who can be a pottential BF talk more with him than with the rest of the people there and he will notice that.
Also that could also work in your school/job if you already have one

>>691729526
What the fuck she looks like Stephanie Joosten on the right

>>691729605
>be attracted to me both personality-wise and physically
And if you all listen carefully you can hear the sound of dreams dying in this thread

>>691729257
As someone who is in their late thirties with kids, waiting until you found the right person is totally fucking worth it.

Op: Nice tits. Stop stressing over meeting someone, because of two reasons:

1. Many people don't figure themselves out until their late 20's to mid 30's.

2. You have no control over what other people find attractive, so trying to force it is unwise.

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>>691722784
Ahh, this is so cute I just want to hug him!

>>691713959
use me as practise op, just let me know best way to contact you, cant promise a relationship but am willing to make an internet friend

>>691729605
hey op you a gamer girl?

>>691729526
Her's are much bigger, trust me I wish, friendo
>>691729685
I appreciate the compliment! I'm into vidya, reading, running, creating and admiring art ((and shitposting)). I'm an INTP, and I know I sound pretty dull, but if you're down to talk I have skype

>>691729986

Also, judging from the photos, OP is relatively young (those are not mid-twenties tits).

As someone in his early 30's, this is a really solid post. Caring about if you're in a relationship when you're young is absolutely pointless. The likelihood it'll last is marginal at best, and it probably won't be that great anyway for any large number of reasons.

>>691730347

>into vidya
>creating and admiring art

I'd have dated you in a heartbeat when I was younger.

>>691730347
>Vidya
What kind? This is important

>>691730167
I do enjoy some vidya. I'm strictly pc gaming though, but am pretty casual if I'm honest.
>>691730351
But the loneliness is so shitty, fam

>>691717358
truer words have never been spoken

>>691721326
well you've sunk this low
might as well date me. problem solved.

>>691713959
What happend to your queer party friends?

>>691730876

If you think loneliness is bad, just wait until you're in an awful relationship. Believe me, I understand where you're coming from very well (didn't realize I was a 9/10 til I was a lot older), but I'd take my teenage years being single over my mid-twenties being in a relationship that nearly destroyed my soul.

>>691713959
how old are you, the answer to your question changes with age

>>691730876
Loneliness is shitty. How you deal with the loneliness is one of many things that will define how stable you are as a person.

Also, 'fam'? I am disappoint.

>>691730835
Mostly RPGs and FPS I just saved up enough money for a decent gaming laptop, so I'm finally able to get back into it
>>691730783
For some reason, this reply really hit me, man. I appreciate that, it gives me some hope

>>691730347
Sure, I'll talk. My skype is Gnomally_Orcward.

>>691730876
The loneliness tends to go away as you develop the right mindset, as to what that is I got no fucking clue but I ant lonely no more. As long as you can keep your focus on the future and strive to make yourself a person worth of your other half, life will get better. This is not exactly "advice" you want to hear but its the truth. Live is tough.

>>691721326
love your big puffy nipples

you shouldn't have a hard time gettin a muffin stuffin

>>691731312
You do make a very valid point. And excuse the "fam" I just wanna be a normie cool kid, can't blame me for trying.

>>691724735
Has a guy ever even been interested before?
Have you ever had a date?
Do you have any skills or interests?
What do you do in your free time?
Have you considered joining a hobby group?

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>i have little to no standards

And yet you wouldnt date me even if i asked

Is this Nicole?

Where are you from OP

Op if u want some practice my kik
Is Ogdankster2
Skype is oh_baby_a_triple

>>691713959
you dont even need to be that good looking, you just need to dress well and have a nice personality, I hate when women are over dramatic, just be how you are

>>691719376
Thats because Islam is a religion, not a race.

>>691731409

No problem.

I've only once dated a girl who was into both. Since Art has been my whole life, I'd kill to date a girl like that again. Vidya was just bonus.

Point is you have qualities someone out there wants.

>>691731409
>Rpgs
Fuck me your hitting all of the sweet spots. Honestly you don't sound that bad, talk to some guys with your interests. Eventually they'd hit on you since a girl who is into video games is extremely enticing and hard to resist. Also you sound like you keep yourself in shape with the running, so that's good. I don't believe that no guy has ever been interested enough to try to talk to you. It just doesn't make sense. I'm quiet myself, but seriously you'd have to just completely check out when a guy talks to you if you're in this situation.

>>691732172
She wouldn't date me either anon.

I am only able to get desperate sluts and they don't stay around long to get to know me.
I have a jaded face I put on but honestly if a woman ever made the effort to get to know me I would probably fall hard.

>>691731168
fuuuuuuuuck i know this feel.

>raped
>kicked me out of car in middle of nowhere
>wouldnt let me leave the house
>kicked me out of the house in winter
>branded back of my hands

>>691731409
Where do you live OP?

>>691731855
It's like you're trying to fit into an archetype so guys will find you attractive. Stop that. Guys actually are pretty good at sniffing things like that out.

Just be you. I scooped up my wife because she was just relaxed and confident with herself. Didn't try to be anything other than that, and she had a good sense of humor without being sarcastic. Turns out she's stable as shit and has a great head on her shoulders.

>>691732801
ikari?!?!?!

>>691721326
Yeah I'd date you.
You remind me of my mate (a girl) Kodi, weird name but she's cute.
Do you mind sharing just your first name? The quality is too terrible to recognise anything against another picture and there will be at least a million other <insert your name>'s alive at the moment.

>>691732813
This. All of anons wife's qualities. Nice job anon, you found yourself a keeper. You lucky bastard.

>>691728241
You main Reaper right?

>>691721326
if this is actually you than your problems lies elsewhere besides looks unles you have one horrible disaster of a face

>>691733191
Thanks.

I'm gonna throw salt and say she made me ribs Saturday then blew me.

kekekeke

>>691733362
I love it when retards just get here and say stupid things. Tho anon kinda has a point, I could be a centient cat.

>>691716953
Faulty sexist reasoning prepube

>>691733555
Damn, trips. Why you gotta do that? Totally unprovoked. Tho it does reinforce my post.

>>691717191
F.O.A.D. lildick!

>>691732801

I'm not sure if this is a reference to something (so if not, that sucks), but my situation wasn't that bad.

But it was bad enough in the context and the point I was at in my life.

But it led me to dating someone who genuinely fixed my life before they passed away. So it's all relative.

>>691724735
Get tinder, if your at least semi decent at conversation skills you will get a desperate boyfriend.

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>>691713959
>Femanon here
baiting this hard

I am suddenly reminded of the beginning to 'Confessions of an Economic Hitman,' shill.

>>691717307
You are cool. These dips are just used to being able to demand tits but ask for their balls when they whine on their "feels" threads. Sexists, misogynists who just want free porn.
Sometimes context is just FUCKING CONTEXT!!

>>691730876
Get more confident and get relaxed with being social. If you start showing your personality in a strong and honest way, guys and girls will flock in on you. But concentrate more on being confident and emotionally healthy than getting in a relationship; you should feel better before you pursue anything serious.

>>691713959
you don't you kill yourself.

>>691734518

Millennials

>>691713959
I, right this minute, will fuck you, sight unseen, if you can get to kansas city missouri. No questions asked. I dont care what you look like.

>>691734842
>hurdur I was born 1985
>hurdur millennials

OP clearly is a millennial, along side of your faggot ass. YOUR POINT PHAM?

>>691734842
Children, call it like it is.

>>691734919
I vouch for this man, if you're closer to Florida, I can give you a ride of your life as well OP.

>>691734964

My point is Millennials. Thanks for validation

>>691735134
until you can conquer 5th grade school girl insults.

I know you are, but what am I?

What are you gearing towards OP? You got a hefty reply and you have a few skypes. So you have succeded at whatever it is you are trying. Now I need to know what your doing. I cant figure out what your intentions are. This isnt just a troll post, theres more to it.

>>691715058
A classy way to say tits or gtfo

you are what you are, who cares......
https://soundcloud.com/flume/never-be-like-you-feat-kai

>>691735134
Nigger, born in 1992 I fucking hate the people in my age group, they act like fucking children! Always wanting free shit, not giving a fuck about anything other than their dick/pussy, it's fucking irritating

>>691724735
If you're into good looking but short and skele mode shy dudes hit me up, will reply with contact.

>>691735635
ayy fellow '92, fuck the rest we're top tier of the generation

>>691735796
>>691735635

millennial is like 85 to 95 or something around that. different places say different things. I personally say after 99. you're the retarded generation. that knows a world nothing beyond minecraft and your precious xbox.

Omfg im gonna die seeing all these fucktards trying to get a gf from 4chan, shitfucks we are here to moan about not getting laid no to get laid.

>>691732172
"little to no standards" for women = lots of money, huge dick (at least 36"), at least a 9/10, will buy them whatever they want whenever they want, and always has to agree with and to everything they say

>>691735505
OP here, I just wanted genuine advice, maybe some contact info for some online friends. I honestly don't know what's wrong with me, and thought it could be productive to get some different perspectives