You're either poor, USMC, or both. With that said, good choice of MRE.

>>691713943
Only reasonable choice for MRE

>>691713309
Post a pic of your surrounding

>>691714214
>>691713309
OP do it.

>>691714214
that's a civilian fork.

>>691714171
You kids will never know the pain and sorrow of reaching for the last MRE in the case, and finding out it's the dreaded omelet.

>>691713309
>metal fork
>background looks like marble table/countertop

k

>>691714695
"Never", joining the USMC within the next year

>>691714523
You're a civilian fork

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>>691713943
Neither. I was at winco picking up deli meat and wanted to try it
>>691714214

>>691715191
I forked ur mom. And spooned ur dad.

>>691713309
Those taste like shit.

>>691713309
>Has chilimac at home
>Doesn't crumble cracker and cheese spread into entree
>Untabbed POG fuck

>>691713309

what are the best/preferred choices of MREs?

>>691715416
My dad's dead, have fun with his dead corpse you necrophilic spork

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>>691715908
Chilimac is the best one because it comes with skittles, cheese, and crackers. Feta cheese is next because the entree is one of the best, period, with those bomb-ass vegetable crackers included. Ratatouille isn't bad, and if you trade for a vanilla pound cake you can crumble it into your vanilla pudding powder and pretend you're having a little birthday cake.

>>691715880
I ate the cracker and cheese spread separately
I got hungry earlier during yard work and grabbed a snack. These crackers taste like dry ramen

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>>691715880
"Crumble cracker" why did I laugh so hard at this.

>>691716223
Not at winco
Everything is sold separately
You pick an entree, pick the snacks, and the side supplies

>>691716052
Bruh your house looks fucking amazing and cozy, how long you been living there

>>691716404
Fucking luv winco l, always pick up my candy there bruh, pound of gummy worms for 3 bucks

>>691713309
Do you hate pooping?

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>>691715415
Better picture.

>>691716678
I have IBS. I get bloody runny shits anyway. Some firmness would be nice
>>691716471
About a month. Moved in with my girlfriend, she already lives here. She grew up here. Guess who else lives here
>>691716637
I just grab groceries and now MRE's there
Shits cheaper than chef boyardee and tastes the same. I can keep that for after work if I don't want to cook a real meal ya dig

>>691717024
get out of my house

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>>691717024
Clean this one up too

>>691717024
You either live with your grandparents or your parents who are old as fuck. Get your own goddamn place you fucking mongoloid

>>691717889
I don't live at home dumbass
I mean I live with my girlfriend's parents it's not much better but I was a poorfag NEET before I moved here. I got offered a job and help with getting into college so I took it.

If you want a dick camping trick, take one of the heater packs, throw it into a water bottle with a bit of water, close tightly and throw in/near someone's tent.

Or you could use piss instead of water. Situational dependant really.

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>>691713309
I just eat a corn flake bar from a 1960's era food packet, survival, general purpose. The corn flake rice bar is next.

>>691717309
Shitting those out sucks. They're purposefully high in protein so that soldiers don't have to poop. If you're living off of them you can go weeks without shitting, and then it feels like giving birth.
Sorry you have IBS, man.

>>691718245
That's even worse you retard

>>691713309
cheese tortellini master race

>>691713309

I made a burrito out of some leftover fajitas, refried beans and cheese. Pretty tasty.

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>>691713309
Are you the one that posted a thread couple days ago about getting 3 different MRE (one of which was chili macaroni)

I remember some of the answers mentionned the chili/macaroni being the only good choice.

>>691716052
mississippi, georgia, or alabama

>>691718423
>>691718423
Yeah? Having an income and going to college while living somewhere rent free with my girlfriend out in the country area of Oregon is worse?
Pretty sure I got the better end of this deal, fucktard

>>691718886
Oregon

>>691715133
They don't make it anymore, you fucking shower shoe.

>>691713309
>Chili mac MRE
You did ok, anon.

>>691718730
Not the same guy but I bought frank n beans and chicken pesto as well
The chicken pesto sucked though
Tasted like canned tuna and morning breath

>>691718960
Hermiston?

>>691718591
Sounds delicious
You make the fajitas yourself?

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I'm not even a nigger.

>>691716052
I's be free when i gets ta page fi'teen.jpg

>>691713943
Are you autistic MREs are expensive

>>691719216
>$1 for an entree
How poorfag are you?

>>691719400
Nigger.

>>691719623
Faggot

>>691718896
Good job, OP. Oregonfag here. Beaver?

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>>691718324

OH GOD! That fucking keyboard.

CLEAN IT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>691713309
maple sausage best mre

.t armyfag

>>691713309
Chili mac the best nigger.. any candy? I got peanut butter for cheese

>>691719829
>>691719216
Estacada

>>691720591
Shit nigga, I drove by there today. Small world.

>>691713309
I can smell the quality from here op

>>691719734
Cunt

>>691713309
>waaa I'm a pfc in the army that joined during peace time eating chilli mac in the field

grow the fuck up and do ur job however pog ass it is

>>691713309
Tonight I'm having chicken sandwiches. This is how I do em.

>Bought a couple of those "already done" rotisserie chickens from the store earlier.
>Stuck em in the fridge so they get cold and the meat is easier to slice.
>Gonna slice up the breast meat, slice a few thin slices of the block of sharp white cheddar I got and pile it on warm toast.
>Gonna wrap that fucker in foil, smash it once with my hand, and let it sit for 30 mins.

The chicken warms, the cheese gets a little melty, and the toast cools and softens so not so many crumbs.

Did the same thing with tacos last night.
>Cook the meat and shit, slice the tomatos, warm the shells.
>Use spatula to press one side of the taco shell with meat, all the way up, cheese, tomato and sour cream go on the other side, so I always get an even meat to filling ratio.
>Wrap in foil for 15 mins, so the heat softens the shells and all your shit dont go spilling out when you bite it.

>>691722187
Spick

>>691718960
Where in Oregon?

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>>691720139
Took a picture of my keyboard just to trigger you're autism.

>>691722483
Hick

>>691722823
why....................................

>>691722378
Nigga what read the thread I went to winco

>>691722999
Nick

>>691722573
See
>>691720591


>>691720833
I went to the lavender festival today
Dubs

>>691722823
Can you estimate how many loads it's taken?

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>>691713309
Double decker sausage pizza

>>691713309
MREs are fucking great

>>691723274
Dick

>>691714695
I remember those days. Dark times when you were last to the MRE box and all that stared back was the veggie omelette. Had ok snacks though. I really miss Chicken and Dumplings because it came with shock-o-lates

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>>691722823
ITT we trigger normies

>>691715880
>he doesn't cut off a corner and suck it down

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>>691723940
chicken pesto pasta was the worst

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>>691724172
Why the fuck do you nut on your keyboards?

>>691713309
all of the vegetarian meals are better than that

Thats my alltime favorite mre tbh

This reminds me of my old roomate. He lived in an area that got hit by hurricane katrina and his family got boxes and boxes of that shit from, I dont know, the national guard or whoever was handing them out. They didnt get hit bad, so they didnt eat them, and he took them to college. Never ran out of food with that guy around. Always came with matches, and napkins, and gum. I'm just sorry they dont come with cigarettes anymore like they used to. Cheese tortellini was the best.

>>691713309
>Faggot goes camping and eats chili mac.
>Thinks he's hard as fuck.
>A real pussy has been confirmed.

>>691725362
Nigger I was curious at winco learn to read a fucking thread you wanna be alpha bitch

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>>691715415
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>>691717024
Put that MRE on your balls and let you dog lick it off. Post pics so we can ridicule.

>>691725550
Lrn2english
And no I'm not as cucktastic as you

>>691722823
Hate to break it to you, but you have AIDS.

>>691723438
top kek haha

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>>691725550

Nothin', I'm fucking starving. Send help.

>>691725796
If you are living in that shit hole you are definitely a beta cuck faggot fucker. Get a job and a real place to live away from grandma. Also kill yourself.

>>691723405
Yeah, should have read further down, I work for one of the two in Salem.

>>691726252
Read the fucking thread dumbass
Jesus someone let the retards out tonight

>>691726432
The preteens are really giving OP shit tonight, for an innocent fucking post too.. I got you OP, this was my last post>>691725070
at least I'm contributing non bullshit.

>>691713309
Did you at least get the Strawberry Dairyshake mix and the chocolate pan coated discs?

>>691724661
When I cum, I eject cum with a lot a force and I'm not held responsible for where it lands. One time I came so hard the cum made it to the top of my PC. The top of my PC is a good 20 inches vertical and like 16 inch horizontal from my benis.

>>691726984
Faggots who have nothing to be angry about trying to be tough guys
But yeah
That's basically what I'll do with my MRE's except they're not free
It'd be damn nice if they still came with cigarettes
Lunch and a smoke. Nice.

>>691727290
They didn't have em for sale there. I'm looking online currently for decently priced full MRE sets but my card isn't activated yet
Some inbred in Pennsylvania tried to use my card number to buy a gun at Walmart
But naw, they only had pouches of water and crackers

>>691727565
I couldn't fucking eat those things after a while, but I'd still smash on the Chicken with Noodles, or the Buffalo Chicken. Save the cheese spreads and Nutella. Send them to boots for nudies

>>691727565
Fuckin sucks about the card thing though. Some cock smoker tried that shit but they caught his bitch ass.

>>691713309
so are you really in the armed forces or are you just some stupid gunfag who thinks it's cool to eat MRE's?

>>691727336
I know man, its got all you need except the smokes. Little packets of instant coffee, a random candy (I always hoped for the peanut m&ms), gum, crackers and peanut butter, or that really shitty cheese spread. They were pretty cool. When I moved out, he still had a few boxes, we didnt eat them all the time but it was convenient as hell if you were broke, or out of groceries and didnt feel like going out. Some fond memories man. Try the cheese tortellini if you get a chance, it was my favorite.

>>691728133
See, I have a debit card and only use it when I put cash on it
I rarely use it, and I keep a minimum of $15, but I had $18 in there. I keep cash at home instead of in my card
The fucker tried to use the card for $488.98 on bullets and $2k on a gun
Immediately my bank was on the phone with me asking about it because nigga what
Apparently took my mom's card number somehow too
Also tried to buy guns but at a sporting goods store in the same city

>>691728435
Read the thread, dipshit

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>>691718960
people in Oregon don't have Uncle Remus signs

My sadness and sorrow

>>691728656
Antique collectors do

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>>691713309
>not eating it with the provided spoon
>mfw

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>>691728656
There's a lot more where that came from

>>691728656
Sure they do, they are in like every fucking random catalog I get in the mail. All those signs are. If you have or have had someone over 60 living in your house you automatically start getting all these random ass catalogs aimed towards older people. With "fix your life" shit like book lights, and "hurry-canes" and raised toilet seats, but they always have a section with shit they think old people will find funny, like tshirts with gay sayings, and those old tin signs. Everybody gets those.

>>691724410
>>691719169
Chicken Tomato Feta is the absolute most disgusting thing I've ever tasted.....

The entree tasted to me like someone ate chicken tomato feta, then vomited it back up into a huge vat and packaged it for MREs....

>>691728526
That's why I don't trust electronic banking. We still have to have it but it's easier nowadays to get fucked by that then some low life breaking into your house. I split mine 60/40 so there's not enough to steal that looks enticing.

>>691728447
The food is usually pretty fuckin gross until you learn to make it right. The coffee powder and the chocolate or vanilla shake powder with a buffalo chicken/cheese spread and rice burrito made with those cardboard tortillas. Its a gourmet meal over in Asscrackistan.

>>691729494
Tomato feta smells like puke and fucking feet. I only ate it because it had the highest protein in the box

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>>691715880
Thats the proper way to eat chili mac and if you do otherwise then you are pure boot status

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>>691715191
Ohhhhhhhh!

Its 7:30 am in nogunsland, I just had breakfast

>>691715880
>get chili mac or chili w/beans
>beg/borrow/steal bacon and/or jalapeno cheese
>beg/borrow/steal tabasco
>put it on cracker or snack bread

is how you eat it like a doorkicker.

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>>691728656
More

>>691722823
how disgusting do you have to be to do this shit.

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>>691718245
>Telling people about personal life on 4chan

1. You know damn well someone's gonna talk shit or troll
2. No one cares about your living situation. Half the /b/tards here live shit lives anyway. Otherwise we wouldn't be here

>>691729649
Yep. Worst MRE ever conceived.... I'd rather eat month-old hardtack out of a blood-soaked wool coat than Chicken Tomato Feta again....

Unfortunately, it's in my Case A I just bought a few weeks ago.... But, that box comes with both Chili Mac and Chili w/Beans, so I'm happy...

>>691730595
>caring what I'm doing

I was in a koran bbq :D
But not anymore :c

>>691729531
I dont fucking trust banks in general, I only use my account for bill paying. Ill put just enough in before I write the checks, and it stays mostly empty for the rest of the month. My bank sent my debit card to the wrong address (the apt. above mine) How do I know. Well ill tell you.

>Be me, college, first job, open first banking acct.
>Do you want a box of checks, or a debit card?
>Debit card please bank lady
>2 weeks later go in to find out why no debit card.
>Oh we just switched companies that produce the cards, there has been a delay, you will get it soon I promise.
>2 weeks later, go check my mail, see letter lying on ground. Bank statement, my name, for apt 208. I was apt 108. Well gee whizz thats why I'm not getting any fucking mail.

>Go into bank, talk to lady in an office, "Oh wow I'm so sorry for the mistake, btw, was I the one that opened your acct?" "No lady it was a young blonde" "Oh phew she doesnt work here anymore."


I didnt raise hell bec. I was young and stupid. I no longer use that shit hole of a bank.

>>691714171
nah dude it's all about veggie

>>691713943
>Poor
bitch these things run like 10 dollars at the px
The entire military uses MRE's not just the USMC.
and no MRE is a good choice, unless it's pound cake or skittles. GTFO.

>>691730272
Cheese spread for blowjobs in the Porto shitters. No negotiation

Don't ever talk to me or my son again

Ramen noodle and egg drop soup. It's cheap but filling and has protien

Off to taco bell to get two burritos

>>691730932
>Purple skittles and a pic of my sister for your cheese spread....

How 'bout now?

>>691730757
I got Navy Fed and I told them to emphasize the strictest coverage and security available for my purchases. Get calls during the day and have to confirm purchases at night before the charges go through, and if it's not put in fast enough, it gets denied. Bit me in the ass holding up lines a few times, but I'd rather be a dick than a sucker. Sucks that happened though dude.

>>691731245
Phone number and confirm she's a slut and you got a deal. Debt now, pay and interest later. Field banking 101

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I smoked baby back ribs at 220 degrees for 2.5 hours with hickory and pecan wood chunks.

>>691731669
This little slut is a better phone phucker...
(818) 389-0012

>>691730272
>first thursday of basic
>every thursday is MRE meals and we only get 2
>crack up that bag
>have peanut butter, want jalapeno cheese
>spend 2 minutes finding some, guy wanted veggie crackers too
>okay, step 1 complete
>have cake mix stuff, want a pound cake
>spend 2 minutes finding pound cake, had to trade tabasco sauce with cake mix
>Finally have infinite calories to make it through the day
>"PUT ALL YOUR SWEETS AND CANDY IN THIS BOX! you do not deserve the candy!"
>ohfuckme.jpg
>5 minutes later
>"nevermind, you can have your candy crap"
>entire company tears that box and the contents apart like a pinata
>but too late
>only have my jalapenos cheese and regular meal, no tabasco sauce
I had the perfect meal...

>>691731669
Fine... half a can of Grizz wintergreen, pic of sister, and First Strike bar... But I get cheese spread and your cappuccino drink packet...

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>>691722823
You call that dirty faggot?

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>>691732191
Goood, goooood.

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>>691732324
>not taking candy away
>being this cherry/POGy
>mfw

We were allowed only what came in the tan wrappers.... Score, when you get tootsie rolls, Cheez-Its, and Combos, cuz they came in tan wrappers!

>>691732561
You won't shit for 2 days. Enjoy, and be sure to knead that pack.

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>>691732344
Hard bargain.

>>691732758
Eat the gum...

>>691732678
I think the jerky is the best tan wraper gift from god. Second is the patriot cookies

>>691732758
You ever notice your diet change from eating MREs to chow hall food when your shit stops looking like a clumpy mud clod and transforms into caramel soft serve mid-turd?

>>691717024
I HAVE BEEN IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE BEFORE

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>>691732917
:D

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Forgot the other good one.

>>691733252
Yes.. the 2 days after MRE days are the worst. when that low fiber chow hall dining comes back though, I can finally sit on the toilet and enjoy my dump instead of waiting on sunday for someone to fuck up and send the entire barracks to "the beach" and I'm stuck on the toilet trying to get my shit together.

>>691733372
Put number 2 and 3 together, mix with two packets of coffee powder, enjoy.

>>691733372
the strawberry banana milkshake is based.

>>691733253
Oh yeah? What road do I live on

>>691733508
You're a monster.

>>691733724
Lejeune, Pendleton, or Stumps?

testing old way to triforce
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▲ ▲

>>691733761
I used to do 2x coffee, 2x creamer, 1x cappuccino, in a water bottle.... Kandahar Kapuccino!

We also got a care package once that had a bunch of tea in it, and I used to make sun-brewed sweet tea in water bottles... Can brew it atop your ruck, truck, or anywhere else in that sun-baked hellhole..... :D

>>691733816
That's gold. Unless her name is Wagner or there's a carton on the table you keep that shit.

>>691731795
That looks fucking delicious. You ever do pulled pork? Most Ive ever done was burgers, dogs, and I did salmon once. Plus some corn, always corn.

>>691733816
fuck yeah it is!!

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Dream-team.

>>691734007
Army, jackson.
The first sunday we had off, I was trying to take a hard dump and the barracks went off to the sand pit for "remedial pt" because a dude was caught sleeping. I had no battle buddy, because the only people watching weapons was a profile and a holdover. So I tried huffing it to the pits, alone, got caught and had to explain to the drill sgt that I was suffering some constipation and got left behind.. he made me my drill sgts bitch for a week

>>691733852
I don't know you personaly and I don't live in that town, but don't you live in Troy MT? Or around there?

>>691734601
Oregon, nigger. Oregon. You're talking Montana

>>691734269
Used to get packages of tea as well. Like 1000 packets, in a big box. Dig the name ha-ha, never thought of that.

>>691734558
Had a guy in my old unit get the shit kicked out of him literally and metaphorically because he left his rifle on our pig to run and shit. Got stopped and pulled for a tree line counseling. Punch to the gut and let out a huge fart. Sgt didn't know what the deal was, but all he cared about was the rifle thing.

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>>691730589
Please, tell me good anon, WHERE do you get this shit?

I have a collection of similar curious myself but no tin signs, holy shit those are beautiful.

I do, however, have this tic-tac-toe set.

>>691735574
My girlfriend's mom, dude. She can sniff out an antique shop an entire city ahead
She stops at every antique shop, garage sale, community trading center
She's crazy about it

>>691735574
http://www ebay com/itm/221926081499?_mwBanner=1
Here

>>691713309
best one imo

>>691736269
That's gotta be rad. I pick up most of my stuff at thrift shops and whatnot. Have gotten so many gems from Salvation Army stores and Goodwills.

baked yam and vodka, also baked and drunk. No im not russian :/

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>>691736979
It's bretty cool mang

Grilled mackerel, miso soup, a bit of white rice with some barley and black rice, salad with roasted tomato dressing.

>>691714695
The omlet is the best. Traditional powdered eggs.

>>691737808
Yummm
Pics pls

And in 2 hours you be having green apple splatters.

>>691722396
holy shit anon that sounds awesome

>>691713309

There is never an excuse for eating an MRE at home you fucking asshole.

That being said I am eating a large dominoes meat lovers pizza with extra cheese, a bag of doritos, a burger with large fries and a hot pocket. And it's all for me.

>>691713309
Just had a homemade stir-fry for dinner.

>>691741161
Curiosity you dense fuck
No excuse for that either

>>691741542
Do you prefer it more sweet or savory? Spicy or no?