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Faces and rate thread
aeiou
hi pls b nice thx
>>691705639
wallet phone/10
Nothing but school shooters here.
>>691705639
which country are you from?
Got Kik, No idea how to use it :^)
Who made the Kik groupchat in the last thread?
>>691705850
netherlands
>>691705560
9/10
*stare into the abyss
>>691705977
it wont work for me
>>691705297
oh my god stop posting the same fucking picture, find osmething else to fucking do
>>691705977
This guy called Kyle, but I'm made owner bcause he left
>>691705560
>pic related, kik group
>>691706240
it isn't the same pic tho
>>691705794
You don't. What I have is already damaging enough. Do it and you'll wake up tomorrow and have a normal business as usual conversation with him. Don't and expect something different.
Next post is either a reply with the pic or it might aswell not have been a reply at all. I'll send it if you aren't replying with the tit pic.
>>691705560
Straight 10/10, age?
>>691706437
Don't listen to this autist he's retarded, post more pics
>>691706131
>>691705977
prolly take a pic on different thing that takes pics, look thru camera roll and scan with your phone thru there. thats how i do kik scans
>>691705977
whats your kik
>>691706437
YOU A HERO BRO
>>691706744
oh shit damn those are nice
>>691706744
You could always just make your own thread...
as usual
>>691706744
oh god they're perfect
>>691706550
23, thanks for r8
>>691705297
>>691705632
Look kinda gay tbh fam
>>691705480show us your chest
>>691706259
that shit aint working
>>691706861
AllenEdgy, not my real name btw
>>691705297
Femanon reporting, tits are a go
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
Rate/hate/masturbate
>>691706744
oh god you fell for it. Nice
>>691706744
Are you mexican
>>691706744
Alright, good work. Now take of those pants and spread your legs. Let's see that pussy. After that consider yourself off the hook.
Just fuck my shit up fam
>>691706744
MOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>691706744
I hope that he didn't scare you from posting again. You're sexy af and want to keep seeing your posts in these threads.
>>691705297
6/10 you kinda look gay
>>691705480
6/10 Would be 7/10 if you change your hairstyle
>>691705560
9/10 Get bigger glasses like Gordon Freeman glasses then you're a full certified 10
>>691705632
7/10 You look like the party animal everybody loves
>>691705639
5/10 Nice wallet
>>691705977
7/10 Smile maybe then you're an 8/10
>>691706008
4/10 You look autistic
>>691707229
plz shave lip, and post pic that doesn't omit the top of your head
>>691707227
Wistful/10
>>691706744
hahaha right tit is smaller than the left one
you fucking dumb cunt
>>691706437
how did you find out her info
did trap queen really go to bed?
Join faggots
>>691707366
>>691706744
I'll give you 5 minutes. After that I'll delete the draft to Tyler's IG DM...
>>691707446
I'd be very shocked if your parents didn't make you wear diapers to bed, you have that face of a bed wetter.
not ugly tho
>>691707719
yep
Guessing ages
>>691705297
19
>>691705480
22
>>691705560
23
>>691705632
21
>>691705639
21
>>691705977
18
>>691706008
Underage b&
>>691706947
19
>>691707052
35
>>691707227
20
>>691707229
18
>>691707446
18
>>691707915
Last time I wet the bed I was like seven years old
>>691707950
college sophomore? also, why you cringing?
>>691707712
She's told ppl where she lives this faggot just guessed a name and got lucky
Not surprising at all. This website is a clusterfuck of teens and twenty somethings now. The best part is you young fags have no clue how shitty and lame your generation is and the rest of us laugh at you daily. I would give proper advice and tell you to kill yourselves but you guys are too pussified, just like society nowadays.
>>691707638
Muh lips tho
>>691707229
awful pic wont r8 m8
>>691707227
looks like ET and has an awful beard. the most 5/10 I have ever seen.
>>691707052
some pretentious faggot with an ugly af beard. made out of cookie dough. would be a 7/10 if you werent a fat fuck and lived your entire life like a pussy. 4/10.
>>691706947
awful pic wont r8 m8.
>>691706925
get the phone out of your face dumbfuck
>>691706744
solid 6/10 tits
>>691706008
underage b&
>>691705977
shit pic wont r8 m8
>>691705639
6 on a good day
>>691705632
lose 20 lb, trim the beard right, solid 8. waste of potential.
>>691705560
shit pic wont r8 m8. look like a fag tho.
>>691705480
easy 8/10 MINIMUM.
>>691705297
underage b&
my kik name is _zach900
>>691708099
I don't believe you, sorry
but hey either way its ok : )
>>691706437
Doing gods work, faggot.
>>691708110
i wanted to do a funny smile
>>691708111
he didnt guess, she told us his bf's name was tyler
>>691708162
You're acting like the old fuck who goes around in his wheelchair and shouts racist shit at japs. EEEE U YOUNGINS
>>691705297
8.5
>>691705480
9
>>691705560
7
>>691705632
7.5
>>691705639
6.5
>>691705977
8
>>691706008
8.5
>>691706947
7.5
>>691707052
6
>>691707227
6
>>691707229
7.5
>>691707446
6
>>691707977
6
>>691708187
7.5
>>691707712
Found her IG, found her BF's IG. Was thinking about being an absolute dick and ruin this attention whore's relationship but decided I'd rather see her tits and pussy instead.
3 minutes.
>>691708403
>7.5(x2)
I'll take it, now, back to /mu/ I go, later fam
>>691708187
:( your lips are fine but once again you've chopped off the top of your head. take another pic like this without doing that and I'll be happy to r8
>>691708187
idk how to rate but you look a bit like a ghost in this
>>691707977
you probably look pretty good without those glasses, probably get more stylish ones or laser.
gimme a rate out of curiosity i guess
>>691708555
Her bf lives 5 hours away and they're young you really think anyone cares? She's posted her IG before stop scaring her away you retarded faggot
>>691708632
actually, noticed the weird mole on your lip
now a 6.5 or 7
sorry fam
this guy: >>691708403
also, me with no beard...
>>691708712
whats her ig
>>691708902
Why would I tell you faggot
>>691708555
very nice, i hope you do if she does not keep posting, and please add me on kik and keep me informed
szaero55
>>691708712
keep whiteknighting you fucking garbage faggot
>>691708700
the terrorists on 911 wore red bandanas to quickly identify each other on the flight.
>>691705297
I look pretty much exactly like this guy.
R8 and guess my country and ethnicity/heritage. (I'm not BR btw)
>>691708555
You're such a fucking dick.
>>691708998
You scared her away retard now we get no more pics, good job. She said her bf's name before you're just making shit up
>>691709117
Post your own pic then, if you want to be rated. That's the only way this can work
>>691709082
kung fury costume actually, also funnily enough im not even close to being muslim or from the middle east
>>691708983
because im not that faggit. plus she seems cool
>>691708712
A white knight hey?
>>691709118
Last chance, if not... Enjoy your next text message
Back, should I shave off upcoming goatee? Friend will pay me €200 but I dont need a goddamn goatee
>>691709238
What are ya then?
Pls r8
>>691709432
You should get glasses that don't make you look like a faggot.
>>691709475
italian / portuguese
>>691709432
>>691709593
agree with the faggoty glasses thing
>>691709217
what are you, retarded?
>>691709431
please screenshot the messages and show us how tyler reacts, its gonna be tasty
>>691705297
most handy one
>>691709664
nice
>>691709741
We didn't need your help to get nudes, all you did was scare her off you stupid faggot.
>>691709117
>heres a professional photo of an attractive person
>rate me i swear i look exactly like him, not the poor mans version!
>>691709632
so much wrong here but you have potential, can I adopt you as my son for a year?
Be gentle
>>691709897
>>691709897
Are you Mexican?
>>691709988
nah, i just wanna /b/ myself.
also last person who adopted me ended up having really kinky motives for being my 'father'.
>>691709714
Yeah I'm wearing these because faggot brother sat on my other ones
>>691709207
You were in that #proudtobe video huh?
>>691709500
Dubs/10
>>691710010
Dead eyed Polak/10
>>691709931
are you legit retarded or what? holy shit
>>691710134
lol
true I'd probably be weird about it but maybe not, can't we test run this dude its no big deal ;)
>>691710052
Not really, but south american
>>691705297
Rate pls
>>691706267
it jsut about literally is....
>>691710394
HELP I NEED AN ADULT.
I'm gonna miss Madisen if she doesn't post anymore. You faggots are cruel.
also this one as well r8 plz
>>691710134
>just wanna /b/ myself
nice one
>>691710712
if you're going for the douchebag look that chinstrap is sealing the deal
>>691710215
what about one without a shirt?
>>691710624
: (
b-but I am adulted
do you pIay any vidya?
>>691710761
i stole it from /adv/
>>691710941
... you got mario kart? i have a mario and waluigi hat.
>saying i have potential
>then shamelessly trying to raep me
oh anon.
>>691710712
you look like a complete douche. and those fucking chin strap beards... so ugly
>>691711091
ohhhhh shit youre on fire
>>691711195
wouldnt call him a douche. his beards a little too thin there yeah but he just looks like a guy who dresses like a douche. not a douche himself. he doesnt look cocky enough or douchey enough to be a douche.
>>691711171
lol you do but
I am not tryin to sex
sadder than that is im tryin to make friends on here, oh well.
No mario kart. I have a 3DS but mostIy pIay league.
>>691711330
i'm just gonna say you look like a pornstar
thats it
>>691711368
you stole it from advice
you got advised by /adv/ to /b/ yourself
>>691710502
>nice meme attempt
>would suck cock but seems like u didnt shower for 3 years
>broccoli
10/10
>>691711477
>hey kid wanna play my 3ds
>just reach into my pocket and-
>ITS NOT LIKE I WANTED YOU TO TOUCH MY PENIS OR ANYTHING
>B-BAKA...
oh anon. im about to get a DS. first console ill have owned since gamecube.
i field tested pokemon go and now want to play allllllll the games. i finally realized its not about catching them all. its abotu the journey.
still though if ur in la we can play mario kart and have a couple beers.
>>691711343
and yet, i think he looks liek a douche, so i called him a douche. enough said.
>>691711604
.... thats not clever, thats just the board. the /b/ yourself bit was aight but yeah.
whatever makes you happy though. i get it. im high too.
>>691711721
I would suck your cock
>>691711785
>enough said
clearly not. its just a discussion mate, no need to get upset.
>>691711593
I think I'm too petite to do porn
>>691712002
w-what about mine senpai?
>>691711760
I am not but I am coming NEXT month. You'll bait me with mario kart and then accuse me of rape but I am a white male so I'd only get 6 months or so.
do you want to throw me some off /b/ contact info or I can post mine if its too stranger danger.
>>691712154
[email protected]
will oyu be around towards the end? i tend to throw a /b/irthday party once a year and invite anons.
>>691709632
This guy is gonna commit a mass murder, you can see it in his eyes
>>691712113
i'm not saying you should. You just look like one i've seen
Petite is nice tho
8.5/10
>>691712194
maybe i missed something, but i didnt see the humor in the /adv/ bit or if you were sarcastic or whatever.
but im not actually high, i just had brain damage earlier this year andi t makes it hard to know whats going on
>>691712131
post face
>>691712311
I hope he does, thats why I want to be his friend so he LITERALLY murders me.
>>691711330
you look the kind of person i want to get know better
>>691709432
i'd fuck you even with your faggot glasses
>>691712349
no i thought that was part of you making puns.
>>691712311
i get that a lot. on tinder they say i look like evan peters, but only season 1.
>>691711330
Where are your nudes?
>>691712476
I bet the tits have some thing to do with that
ayyy coming @ u live from what i wish was actually a studio but i dont have the money
>>691712241
I emailed this
>>691712679
Check your dads dresser, he pays good money
>>691712578
nope. /adv/ is a an advice board, and they tend to say 'bee yourself' a lot. sometimes they throw it out as /b/ yourself. just parroting.
but thank you?
>>691712319
Oh what is her name
