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>>691693340
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
my mom
>>691699128
i've seen all three sharknado movies
>>691699282
space is pretty scary
>>691699493
canada
Post cute pics of your waifu so I can fap to her
>>691699633
best girl
Dio-sama...
>parrying is hard
>>691699765
>>>/out/
Chillin
>>691696304
What places did ya try?
>>691696758
Haha, Rory this chain cleaner was no joke holy shit. It even cleaned my fucking sprocket! I wasn't even trying to clean the sprocket!
>>691696760
I'll ask for the sweetest one they have when I do look for some.
>>691696911
I don't. I get off at 7, get home around 7:15, and then I'm up for a little bit with you guys.
>>691699798
>whore
>best
>>691699493
Sorry, but literally anyone is better than Hillary.
>>691699561
I love all of your pics.
>>691699763
Space is awesome man
>>691699352
>broke the needle off
that sounds horrible and unbelievably scary
It sucks that this phobia isn't more common because no one I know seems to feel the way I do other than you
>>691699105
Ok
>>691699493
No
>>691699763
That's we're your wrong.
Space is awe inspiring.
>>691699456
Alrighty. League isn't working right now so, it's good.
>LapinMort#1558
Lily Claim
>>691699763
fish
>>691699765
no u
roll
>>691699493
Probably never. Americans are usually too lazy to riot on a large scale.
>>691699349
There needs to be balance between both.
>>691699917
Can't say I disagree.
>>691699617
Can I get those really big pads that also go under the keyboard? I want to make one with waifu beach on it
>Hamakaze claimed
>>691699937
>>691699943
it's really cool to look at, but the thought of how far away everything is scares me
>sorry
>>691699986
fish
>>691699998
>>691700001
What luck.
>>691699986
>>691699798
Add me on Facebook?
>>691699845
I will fap
(roll) :0
>>691699998
>>691700001
you should both just kill yourselves
>>691700185
The scale of everything is what makes it awesome.
>>691699763
Wisconsin USA here
>>691699917
Hey Galko
>>691699937
You're lame. This one has a hat!
>>691699998
So we just need to get it started?
>>691700036
Try here. A TCG playmat is the perfect size, I actually use one
Fran
>>691698721
If you ate going to use pyromancy then dex is good and I approve.
>my dad came to my house
What the fuck? I was not expecting this.
>>691699897
Oh never mind
Guys I got to go. I'll be back later. Bye all
>>691699974
>dead rabbit
kek
Added~
>>691699998
Either of us would be better.
>>691700363
Hi.
>cute spoder
>>691700438
See you later.
>>691699617
thats badass . Entire Christmas Shopping 10 bucks KEK
>>691700336
This
>>691700363
Nice hat though
Post caterpillars pls
>>691700185
The thought of how far away everything really is is also pretty amazing
>>691699868
Like a villain?
>>691699897
More fast food places.
>>691700438
See ya Squiddy.
>>691700490
Yuno. What's good?
>Best idol claimed
>>691699765
>implying you can fap using a fucking zit
>>691700363
Let's start a riot.
>>691700455
Be my VP?
>>691700336
>>691700603
it just makes me sad we'll never get to explore any considerable amount of it
Akiko claimed
>>691699370
>Maki
>Torbjorn jacks off in the back like usual
Yeah, the auto-aim is just too good. Recently had a potg that was literally Torbjorn afk in base. He got kicked for inactivity immediately after
>Bastion is Bastion
Pretty much sums it up
Fucking thank god I play around level 150-200 where Hanzo ult is nothing more than a zoning tool
>>691699615
>comrade captain
>What's the occasion?
Overwatch drinking games with Amatsukaze
It was a lot of fun
Lying down is unfortunately the last thing I like to do when I'm drunk. I suffer from some pretty bad vertigo
That's a pretty great song once again
>>691699897
The sweetest one might be a double honey mead
That shit is really sweet, like REALLY sweet. You might wanna ask for a younger, softer kind
>>691699937
There was blood and pain and panic
My dad and 2 nurses had to come help
I haven't been to a doctor or hospital since and that's 5-6 years ago now I think
I don't know what it is with those things man. Just seeing them makes my skin crawl. Being in the same room is enough to make me hyperventilate. It's really fucking bad. It's double bad because this fear will probably be really bad for my health since I never seek medical attention.
>>691700691
Just got done grilling, watching the news, you?
>>691700287
no
roll
>>691700185
fishy fiish
>>691700363
eww a spooder
>>691700700
are you a new karen desu?
>>691700720
Atleast we was born at the right time to post dank memes.
>>691700455
All are
>>691700490
Hey Yuno
>>691700603
Moths ok?
I like moths
>>691700700
Where?
Milwaukee?
>>691700720
Same, then we might never find other life
>>691700694
I'll post a dick of me cumming give me a bit
>>691700720
Think of it on the bright side, human nature is to fuck up everything. If we ruin Earth we're only destroying a tiny bit of the universe.
>>691700700
>not best Kujo
>>691700911
Meant pic but that is funnier
>>691700865
Hello talking moth.. holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIi3oxT7Kp4
>>691700820
fish
>>691700854
or explore the ocean before it gets anymore fucked than it already is
>>691700865
>might
probably won't
>>691700958
that's true
>>691700820
I guess? I've been here before.I just like chatting with the other Karen/b/ro.
>>691700865
Too cold. Houston would be more fun.
>>691700960
My uncle.
>>691700694
This is my dick after I came :0
>>691700820
Moths more your thing?
>>691700911
Go ahead
>>691700694
Shit, anyone seen him since?
>>691701051
I think you know who I am
No one tell him till he guesses
I need lewds
>>691700979
lewd
>>691700691
Im no villain, dont like hurting peeps and im too lazy to conquer anything. I am chillin though. Hello BEST
>>691700865
Why did you eat Wormy?
>>691700911
>>691700988
>dubs machine
Well, we're slowly turning into every other /b/ thread
>>691701246
2nd to top kek
>>691700700
Let's do it.
>>691700865
Yes.
>>691701288
>crying of shame
>cumming
>>691699456
Americas desu yoooooo
Sorry for lude
>>691700783
Here you go
>Regular day in the life of
>removing 5 ft long kitchen tiles placed on rear deck of house
>I load nine per stack and go through this narrow path from backyard to the front
>house wall on one side, neighbours fence on ze other
>Carry it length wise rather than on my side
>hit the electric meter
>gg no Re
>electroman called in to check the meter
>Explain accident, know what's going to happen
>"meter is a thousand dollars plus installation fee"
>he looked at me weird, "but I can do something"
>Ok! and ok? in my head
>ten min later after shutting power off and other procedures, fixed
>I thank them and wonder what they want for recompense.
>What I did for you, do for someone else
>leaves
>Understood message, was already charitable already. Guess it was karma
If not for them, I threw myself into a sinkhole. I can get out of it, but it'll take a while
Tristana claimed
>>691701221
But more importantly.
Talk to other waifus on this anonymous image site.
>>691701149
Earl is great. I was hyped for this album because of all the credit it gets but I honestly enjoyed his earlier stuff more. Sounds more like the other OF rappers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRyW_cTd5MY
>>691701288
WHYYYYY
>>691701221
Sadly
>>691701246
That's a long drive though
>>691701288
Is that real?
Fucking konata
>>691701368
That was a butterfly, I am moth
>>691701382
And so are moths
>>691701441
So are you guessing?
>>691700783
Well then, I thought there was some big party going on for whatever.
I just enjoy that whole spinning feel, I might just be stupid or something.
>>691701288
I. I don't know what to say.
>>691701622
Better revert back before I exterminate ya
>>691701288
>
Someone better compile this shit so I didn't get traumatized for nothing
Claimed
goodbye for now
>>691701469
i wish it was important
>>691701622
:(
>>691701288
Wow you really don't care anymore now, do you? My respek
>>691701367
Chillin....AND watching shark week?
>>691701221
fish
>>691701246
oh cool, don't think i have saw you before
>>691701288
saved and fapped to :^)
roll
>>691701299
that's better
>>691701288
holy fuck
that's....just sad
no wonder you have a waifu....
>>691701708
Ballistic missile detonation
>>691700287
>Add me on Facebook?
where do you think we are?
>>691701437
Add me~
LordDiscord#1373
>>691701288
"You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear"
>>691701288
This is just wrong, in fact, your very existence is wrong.
>>691701763
Please!
Guess once!
>>691701786
Which one?
>>691701787
Good bye fish!
>>691701814
Ok, moths it is, till Yuno can guess who I am
>>691701787
Good night beautiful, sleep well.
I'll post a pic later of me measuring it maybe :0
Goodnight, everyone.
>>691701622
Anarchy knows no distance.
>>691701814
Nice to meet you!
>>691700783
>kicked for inactivity immediately after
Topkek. That happens a lot, like a lot but it gets even more ridiculous every time.
Yeah after a point in time Hazno's ult isn't all that effective. It's extremely easy to dodge, unless it's paired with say Mei's Ult or Zarya's.
>>691700796
Sitting around watching stuff on YouTube.
>>691700911
>>691701288
Just why.
>>691701367
You're such a nice guy m8. Same here man.
>>691701288
..... How is that even possible Anon?
>>691701974
Song you posted on last thread is blocked in my country.
>>691701288
I LEAVE FOR TEN MINUTES AND THIS SHIT HAPPENS
>caps for cool
>>691702054
Sigh.. you're heisenberg
>>691702092
Sleep well
>>691702137
Borning day hm?
>>691701288
Jesus Christ, what a shitpost.
>>691701835
Dontcha know? That's the intercontinental miniballistic missile
>>691701810
I dont usually watch much tv so i didnt even know shark week was going on. Never watched any of em. Hello yordle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETVwuOv69R0
God damn ballistic missile explosions.
>>691700865
Moths are pretty cute
>>691700720
The fact that we're unable to explore the vast majority of space is a little sad I have to agree
>>691700958
>we're only destroying a tiny bit of the universe
We don't matter at all in the scale of the universe
>>691700783
For the past year or 2 I would get really anxious just going over to the doctors. By the time I would be in the room I'd hyperventilate as well and it would be really hard for to calm myself down because I knew it was coming. When the doctor would walk through the door I'd mentally shit myself.
If I had any explanation why those needles scared me so much I'd feel a bit more comfortable.
Fuck IVs by the way.
>>691699633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKlyZkCFf78&index=4&list=PLJX8EALqb4PzmhYdnK6AxcAhm45FyCCK-
>>691702090
please don't
roll
>>691702054
ok cool
>>691702092
you as well, Goodnight
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>>691701453
Holy shiet man looks like electrician was being quite a bro
I don't know what to say about this. I only know myself as being stupid enough to be this charitable
>>691702137
I believe the afk timer is somewhere between 30 seconds and 50 seconds but it's not even a minute.
>Hazno's ult isn't all that effective
>unless it's paired with say Mei's Ult or Zarya's
True, true. At the level I lay you get all chat shamed for dying to a hanzo ult
>>691702090
No one, literally NO ONE is asking for this. Please stop
>>691702090
If you are you are going to post dick, at least have a good one!
>>691702092
Yay!
Night though
>>691702267
No, keep guessing
Need a hint?
>>691702462
Glad to make you smile
>>691702529
This might be a while though
>>691700691
Maki, apply for security. :V
>>691700783
Are you saying that someone that drinks coffee creamer can't handle mead?
>>691701288
I am still lmao
>>691701965
>I read that as LordDiscount
I wish I was kidding.
>>691702142
Doesn't it still display the title for research purpose or..?
>>691702529
smug roll
>>691702560
Your waifu is a cutie, roll for you too
>>691702690
No shit I need a hint, leaving me completely blank here nigga
>>691702344
That makes me fucken sick
Megumeme
>>691701288
Player 2 has joined the battle!
>>691702524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJObfWe8Fmk&list=PLJX8EALqb4PzmhYdnK6AxcAhm45FyCCK-&index=2
>>691702881
oh my
>>691702090
I'll do this for Ika who isn't here.
>>691702735
It does, I will check it tomorrow when I can. Just finishing some stuff I shouldn't have started before I go to bed.
>>691702881
My sides have escaped orbit.
This thread is going in a bad direction, but all I can do is laugh
>>691702137
Im an alright guy, im just too lazy to do a lot of things. Still going strong on my dream to just be.
What are you up to?
>>691702354
And a Hello to you Muugs!
Give it a shot, Fish and I are watching it in spirit, I think
>>691702539
I mean I didn't get into specifics, but that wasn't their job to do. I'm being very vague for reasons I don't know
>>691702750
....this again. Look I'm sorry alright?
>>691702090
Attention whoring at this point tbh
>>691702690
Still no caterpillar though
>>691702966
But at the same time I love to think about how big the universe actually is
Ok, that's it
This thread has officially become a dick r8 thread
I don't gotta watch this homosexual attention seeking. I'm fucking out
Goodnight /waifu/ or /dickfu/ or whatever this place is now
>>691702725
Yes
>>691703162
I'm absolutely sure there will be no bad consequences whatsoever
>>691702835
WHAT! After how much you love me? I'm insulted!
>>691702881
There, at least post good dicks
Claiming
>>691703406
God damnit Hotaru.
>>691703100
Well then, I should really get on doing that too.
>>691703368
Goodnight Akiko.
>>691703406
>love me
HOTARU PLS
>>691703545
YUUUKKIIIII
You all are a bunch of weirdos, so I'm just gonna post my waifu and leave.
>>691703368
>/dickfu/
kek
goodnight
>>691702750
roll
>>691703368
I'm going to do just that...in a little thought
Good Night!!
>>691703367
One more dick pic should be fine, any more and it'd get old, but I at least got to show them the number of inches (4)
>>691703367
Don't have any saved
>>691703368
I don't know what happened, hope we can go back to normal
>>691703569
No.
The hint is that I don't have a Japanese sounding name
>>691703667
No
^ for your hint
Also, I listen to punk music and work in a restaurant
>>691702881
Disabled mushroom/10
>>691701288
And you should just be euthanized.
>>691703667
Yuno. I'm fucking pissed. Fuck Dark Souls. I can't git gud. I give up.
How's it going lol?
>>691703925
Ornstein & Smough got you stuck?
>>691702267
Pretty much, went job hunting didn't find anything than came here and did nothing.
>>691702539
That's a good estimate.
Topkek really? Level 100 life is brutal.
>PoTG for clearing the objective with Genji ult
I'm getting there.
>>691702725
But then I can't play late night vidya.
>>691703154
Aren't we all? That's all you can do m8, hang in there. Playing some OW with some friends at the moment.
>>691703368
Kek. Night Akiko.
She has returned
>>691703859
Rory..?
>>691703925
NA NIGGA YOU BOUT TO GIT GUD
Just finished grilling
>>691704108
Sour, I oughta go apply places too
waifu lewds best lewd
>>691703859
Fuck
>>691704125
Cute
>>691703826
Just say you have a 4 inch dick. No need for a pic.
>>691704020
Dark Souls 2, actually. I just suck. I'm too impatient I think. I've given up hope on beating DaS1 and have moved on to 2.
>>691704127
You have more confidence in me than I do lol. I've been stuck in the same spot for the last 45 minutes or so making very little progress.
How was the grilling?
>>691704125
Здравствуйте
fuck dark souls invasions
I keep getting invaded by people who are obviously twice my soul level
>>691704108
I'm sorry, when I'm not in /waifu/ at night, what do you think I'm doing?!
>>691703826
Fucking Christ. I feel sort for you man.
>>691704127
No
Think spoopiest and assassinatiest waifu!
>>691704286
I think the above hint should work for Yuno
>>691704465
Being the king?
>>691703162
I know a lot of people love it so i probly should. What even happens?
>>691704108
You know it. That sounds like some fun times, play some roadhog for me one game and hook some nerds
>>691704465
Yo
>>691701288
I still don't get how nobody has called this what it is, its the literal definition of a chode.
>>691702881
Looks like an Obelisk, carve some hieroglyphics in the side and we'll talk.
>>691704441
Здравствуйте
до свидания
<3
Just kidding, what's up?
>>691704425
Damn, that's even worse! Why'd you give up? You gain nothing from doing so. DS2 is a lot easier though, I guess that's a good place to start.
>>691704513
Ritsu from K-On.
>>691704286
I know you want to see it :0
>>691704513
It's all good moth man, I enjoy making others laugh, makes me feel good ^-^
>>691703607
>>691703729
>>691703815
Thank you wonderful anons
>>691704108
>Level 100
150-200 actually
I fought and beat a level 365 once. That's the highest I've seen thus far
>I'm getting there.
Positioning, oppurtunity, luck and teamwork
Just keep practicing
>>691704269
no lewds here, only dicks
>>691704682
>Looks like an Obelisk, carve some hieroglyphics in the side and we'll talk.
Kekked harder than I should have
>>691704425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk
I think some chicken didnt turn out well.. hopefully I grabbed the bad pieces.. which is gay cause they all look done but soon as I bite one it didnt feel right
>>691704513
>assassinatiest
Lol
>>691704711
>K-On
>punk music
Lol what
>>691704735
No one wants to see your missile dick tbh
>>691704711
No, spoopier
>>691704735
Fucking hell
>>691704682
I want to do this to mine now
>>691704803
Hey mizore!
>>691704989
So, you know it now? Say it!
>>691704592
I am not Schwanz!
>>691704645
Sup Mugen.
>>691701288
errr ye ga
>>691705159
Hey Mothra, didn't expect to see you outside of japan.
Claimed
>>691704711
Because I'm stuck in Anor Londo (haven't even gotten to O&S) and just can't be bothered to try beating it. My guy is so underpowered for the area too. I don't know if you were here last night but I triggered the ENTIRE thread by saying
>I'm using the Drake Sword
>>691704989
Well, I'm at least done trying for the night. I'll try again tomorrow.
