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fluffy abuse thread
bump bois
I,m going to bump with my fav fucking oneshot of cute abuse
keep the thread alive.
>>691684980
Tämä on nyt kenopolvikimmo lanka.
>>691687909
Works even better than a cute dog
>>691690327
Go to bed Finnfag!
Finally, another shit edit complete.
This one took me way too long.
>>691690660
Postatkaa kenopolvea.
PEGASUS ARE CUTE
>>691691832
I LOVE PEGASI
>>691691832
You mean pegasi?
>>691691832
>Pegasi are cute
FIFY
JUST LOOK AT THE TIIIIMEEEEE
ITS POLISH POPE TIME FAGS
>>691692103
>>691692244
>>691692333
THANK YOU FOR CORRECTING MY SPELLING
GREETINGS FROM HELL MORTALS
WANNA A CIG FROM THE POPE?
Yo seriously I've been here for fucking years and I still don't get the appeal of this shit man
WOOOHOOOO MOTHERFUCKERS ITS WOJTYLA
JOHN UFO 2
>>691692770
>stupid things getting themselves killed
What's not to get?
>>691692636
oh shiiii, we went too far with that fluffy abuse stuff
U DONT LIKE POPE?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?
>>691693167
pls pope leave us alone...
FIRST POPE ON THE MOON
HENDE HOCH POLNISHE SCHWEINE
JP2 Spam? Wtf?
>>691693167
Something funny of the fluffy threads is the variety of raids. Added to list.
>>691693498
SHUT UP BRO OR I BEAT U UP
:D:D::D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D
THE PARTY IS JUST STARTING FAGGOTS
SO GOOD
>>691693941
Were those tiny berries worth it?
THE POPE IS STILL DANCING FAGGOTS
POPE'S SPERM
Asperger Daddeh in coming
AUSWEIS BITE
>>691686653
>derp
kek
>>691694806
I no have more.
>>691688939
Top kek.
>>691692548
There really needs to be more foal in a can. Great concept. Same with the nutrigel farm.
hail hitler
>that triggered ponyfag dumping pope shit
>>691697031
Because they were meant to be porn ... with a garden hose.
>>691697877
What? What the fuck is this?
Why would they not have gills?
How are they expected to feed themselves if they would have to come up for air every fucking 20 seconds because their lungs must be the size of a fingernail.
>>691694469
I'm not annoyed by your spamming, I just find it incredible how much of a loser you have to be to spam a thread you don't like for an hour rather than just click "hide". I feel sorry for you, anon.
>>691698251
Look at it again
>>691699873
Why he do that?
A Smartie's Tale by SMARTIESMUSTDIE
-Own A fluffy
-Oh, and you hate fluffies; they are brattish, stupid little shitrats. They abandon their young for food, rape each other,
act all innocent when confronted, constantly demanding and only care about themselves. Fucking Hate them.
- You're a vegan animal lover as well.
-but fluffies are a problem, and all bad fluffies deserve to get punished.
-You live in the middle of nowhere. You heard voices, which can only mean one thing.
- Sure enough, fluffy herd heading towards your house.
-Oh Fuck you thought.
-By the end of that day only two from that herd were left alive, the smarty and a blue mare, you special had plans for her.
-The smarty had pissed you off so much that instead of just killing the herd quickly like you usually do, you did it slow. With a plastic spork.
-You broke the smarties' legs, and made him watch while you butchered his herd. You'd grab them, break a leg or two, then move onto the next.
-Once none of them could move you began with eyes. Then you strung them up at just above ground height for the foxes.
-None of them were left screaming by midnight.
- The Smarty was forced to watch it all. He was still puffing his cheeks and threatening you though, so you decided to keep him, putting him in your closet.
- You tied some cheesewire to a stake in the ground and the the other end around the fluffies penis. You put a bowl of water and kibble in front of him, just out of reach.
More?
>>691700506
Do tell anon.
Snow story time? Snow story time
>Be you, Old Man Anon
>You love this time of year
>The lake freezes over, letting you skate, or used too
>The world turns a nice grey
>The air smells nice
>And, for once, you don't have to worry about fluffies eating your tulips
>Well, occasionally you do
>And that's why you hired that one guy to come in
>He rigged your whole vegetable garden that summer, killed only a few and got the rest out safe and sound
>You'd call him again, but he's having problems right now it seems; apparently, fluffy-pest control is in very high demand right now
>You decide, why not, you can handle taking care of a few fluffies
>You tend to be kind toward the more pleasant and docile ones; giving some bread here and letting them go their own way
>As you head back home from a short walk from the corner store, you are stopped at the door by a group of fluffies
>They looked thin, emaciated. They could use something to eat
>You were going to take some bread you had and give to them, when one, who had been slamming on your door turns around
"Yu! Dummeh hoomin'! Gib Pwum nummies, o' git wowiest owies!"
>Well now! Such an unpleasant one, now aren't you?
>You shake your head, and set the grocery bags on the counter of your porch.
"Oh, of course! Anything for such a smart, beautiful Fluffy like you!"
>You cup your hands and smile. This is going to be a pleasant day.
-He still puffed his cheeks and yelled at you, demanding you make his 'weggies' work, and stop the 'wowstest owchies dummeh hoomin'
-Your laughter only made him angrier.
-You told him he would starve and die if he didnt move forward to that bowl of food. But if he did, he would lose his penis.
-'DUMMEH HOOMIN WET SMAWTY GO NAO! WIWW GIF WOWSTEST SOWWY POOPEHS!'
-This continued for a while.
-You watched him. His legs were broken, but only at the ends, you made sure of that. He could still wriggle forward.
-He lasted nearly 5 days.
-'Huuu Huu, haf wowstest tummeh an' weggy huwties, pwease dummeh hoomin wet smawty go?'
-You just shook your head.
-He began Crawling forward
-'SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'
-his broken legs meant he was in agony.
-It took him nearly an hour to stop crying and try again.
-Crying, he shuffled forwards, screaming everytime he moved a mangled leg.
-He got about 20cm before he collapsed giving up.
-You just cracked open another can and listened to the beautiful sound of him begging
-'PWEASE PWEASE PWEASE PWEASE HEWP SMAWTY, SMAWTY HUU SOWWY, HUU HUU'
-You just smile at him.
>>691700398
Because it woke up early during hibernation?
>>691699873
Never got this one, is there any context to it? Why did it do that?
>>691700398
to feed the crow
>>691701183
probably felt sorry for the crow, even though it would eat him.
-The sound of a fluffy screaming wakes you up.
-Shit, you must have fallen asleep
-the smarty is trying to go for the food again, but has found his new problem.
-His penis, tied with the cheese wire, is pulled tight. If he moves any further he will lose it, and he has worked this out.
-'So, what will it be little guy? A slow painful death by starvation, or no penis?' You grin at him.
-He just cries. 'PWEASE NO MO OWWIES, WAN NUMMIES, NU WAN TUMMEH AN' WEGGY AN' SPESHUW PWACE HUWTIES'
-He is too hungry though, the starvation getting the better of him.
-'HAF HAF HAF HAF HAF'
-He continues edging forward, blood begins trickling from his penis
-'SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' He yells as his penis is finally cut away.
-He passes out from the pain
>>691701183
They made a fluffy nest for the mother and its children but the dumbass fluffy didnt want it and made a shitty nest outside.
-He passes out from the pain
-You cauterize the wound, and insert a tube so he can continue to piss. This wakes him up again.
-He continues onto the bowl, his crying much quieter as if he can’t cry much more, his life has just become too painful.
-You have to give it to this one, he is persistent. He still refers to himself as 'Smawty' and you as 'Dummeh meanie hoomin'
-He begins to eat the kibble and drink the water.
-You leave him there for a few days, only returning to refill the food and water bowl. He cried for nearly a week, until the pain began to fade.
>>691693803
The fuck are breezies and why are their legs so long
>>691700238
cute
>>691688277
can't believe I read that whole fucking thing... it was good
>>691702158
Just stop
>>691702299
KEK!!! LOVE IT!!!
>>691687865
And then capitalism stepped in and the wall was sold piece by piece. I got a chunk set in clear plastic, got it as an award in high school long ago.
>>691688277
First time I read that I felt so sad for Bongo. Bongo is the stoner fluffy we all need.
>>691689453
If only the little faggot knew that enzymes in saliva will break pasta down into simple and sweet tasting sugars.
>>691701062
>That man, Mr. Hender, left some materials in case you ever got any feral fluffies again
>A single bear trap was one, as well as some fluffy scents to lure them into it
>A few stakes were others, as well as some rope and a small spade
>But the spade won't be needed, it wouldn't be able to break the frozen ground! You have a better plan, with the shovel you have in the garage.
>You open it with the remote, and gently gesture them in.
"Das' bettah! Dummeh hoomin big hom' Smwarty nao!"
>It proclaimed, thumping it's chest like it had just negotiated a treaty with all terms favorable to him.
>His small herd of what, four? All cheered him.
>Two were mares, both with at least two foals on their back
>They were chirping and eeping at the sound of that thing opening up
"Is' otay now babbehs! Wi'gun be all bettah nao! Swoon yu hab miwkies tu dwink!"
>The other mother agrees with this sentiment. Poor dears, you wouldn't kick out any mother any way.
>And besides, they're not the ones that will be punished. Oh no, they haven't done anything to merit such a thing.
"Well!"
>You exclaim, once they're in the center of the garage.
"I am going to set up an area for you guys to sleep in; after all, my home isn't ready just yet for fluffies! Especially one as smart as you know you can't properly live in a home without, toys and beds, and that sort. Can't you?"
>You ponder this question to the Smarty, who, though unable to really comprehend what you just said (Psst, you went too fast), merely nods in agreement.
"Yeah!"
>Yeah. That's right. You're going to get ALL that little smarty. Aren't you?
>You gesture the group to a corner, where a small flap was
>It was a spot for your dog, when you still had one, to come in when the garage was closed and you were busy
>She was always a good gal
>Over on the other wall across from it, they could see all your shiny tools, and admired it with gentle coos.
"Ah ah! Don't touch those!" >You say
"You could get biggest owies!"
>>691702271
>The fuck are breezies
Ur mum, m8
>>691697877
what am I looking at here
>>691688277
dang
>>691693991
I wonder if that was suppose to be the enfie babbeh from the previous post or just has the same colors by coincidence.
>>691703499
continue
>>691689453
I decided to go and try a piece of uncooked spaghetti to see what would happen.
Now I want to see weird box of a Fluffy killing itself trying to eat some hard uncooked skettis
>>691697877
Nice
Land fluffs in water and sea fluffs on land
>>691704280
Basically it'd be that thing like when you feed birds uncooked rice. It would expand in the stomach.
>>691705284
This bothers me so much because that's what my mom sang to me/I sang to my cat as a kid.
>>691705218
I wonder what the source of the shit was. Did the guy just pop a squat and pretend he was anywhere in India?
>>691697877
Sea fluffys are not cannon faggit
>>691703499
>You take a heating lamp from the shelf and place it next to the mares
"You can sleep near this, but don't touch the red spot! That leads to bernies and owies."
>You say in their speech, knowing that they'll pick it up much easier.
"Oh, otay!"
>The mares, along with the two toughies the Smarty had, nuzzled next to the lamp, and began to coo. Gently stroking each other with their nuzzles
>All except one, the other mare
"Ex'coos'me, mistah?"
>Oh, wow! An actually polite Fluffy! Must have been a pet before winding up in a herd
>You bend down to hear her better.
"Yes, pink one?"
>She is a little surprised, but spoke none of the less
"Uh, w-wen we git nummies? Babbehs nee' miwkies."
"Ah! I almost forgot. I don't have any pasta right now, but I do have some nummies for you."
>You head back outside, since the garage door is still wide open, and grab the bags.
>The smarty right behind you, gently butting your food
"Nu, smwarty wan' skettie nao!"
"I'm sorry little fella', but I don't have any!"
"Yu go git sam'den!"
>He puffs his cheeks and point his horn toward you. You just shake your head.
>You head over to the group of cuddling fluffies, and take the piece of bread you had wrapped up and bread it in half.
>You break pieces of it off for them to each
"Watch the hard brown crust, it could hurt your teeth!"
"Otay! Fanku!"
>So far, the two mares and one toughie seem at least kind enough to say thank you.
>The other toughie is with his smarty, but is hesitant
"Weader wite doh! Why nu sketti?"
>He wanted spaghetti, but wasn't exactly demanding
>Might as well let him know why
"Well, you see. Whenever I make sketti, I make the sauce too hot. Most fluffies that try it take forever sleepies!"
>The fluffies, with the exception of that puffed smarty, collectively gasp
"Ha! Nu sauce too stronk fur Pwum!"
>Oh little fella. You are going to eat those words.
>>691703817
Neekerin muna on neekerin muna
>>691706593
Reading is optional, but the longer stories always have the better payoff.
>>691705464
Awww, that's sad.
>>691706988
It's funny how very specific things can be so humanizing.
>>691700398
it's white, the color of snow or cold, the fluffy doesn't like the cold so basically"fuck the foal".
Logic
>>691705646
More please
>>691705646
Please continue
>>691705081
Looks like it works a bit too well...unless constipated fluffies is your thing.
>>691705646
cont
>>691705646
>Alas, I cannot. For I just saw the time, and I must head to bed. Class starts at 8 and I gotta wake up at 6. Bluch.
>DM
>>691693941
I don't get it.... Were the berries nerve gas or something?
>>691706447
Why is this bad? I though fluffies liked their asses eaten out?
>>691707868
As a matter of fact ...
>>691708287
She let the other fluffy rape her foal in exchange for them & feels bad about it
>>691708287
he traded the mare the berries in exchange for one of the foals to fuck
>>691702158
More please
>>691708287
the berries didnt taste good, and he used it as an excuse to call himself a smarty and fuck the baby.
>>691708389
But then they'll want sketties even more
wtf is wrong with you sithlords?
>>691684980
fluffy threads arent funny. just another example of /b/ trying to hard to be different.
wow you guys are lame.
>>691709042
this is 4chan, on the b forum.
Are you really this surprised?
>>691708616 I didn't think anyone was actually interested, I'll finish it off and post it when its done
>>691709113
Wow you're lame
>>691709477
In Memes We Trust
>>691709477
If its dubs ts gotta be true
>>691708331
He's not getting his ass eaten out though, i think the other fluffy is eating his "Tummy Sketties" or his intestines.
>>691688277
father deserved worse
>>691697779
whos the author?
>>691711205
nevermind, my bad...
>>691697779
Why is it paper.
The nail will go through the leg
>>691710013
>Tfw all you wanted was a 'cwean poopy pwace' but they bore into your butthole lookin' for sketties
Why are you in this thread instead of being the person your bf thinks you are?
>>691712426
>tfw no qt3.14 anthro fluffy gf to hit with sorry stick
why live
>>691712426
>Am Single
>Also Bi
>High standards
>Am very low standard
>Will always be alone because Compromise in partner choice leads to lack of happiness in relationships.
>>691712985
>Have a similar problem, but only for one standard
>Honestly don't mind if a girl is overweight or plain fat as long as she's not a fucking pig about life
But seriously, try finding someone to date who's vegetarian and _not trying to change the fucking world_
>>691699873
>>691700398
>>691701117
>>691701183
>>691701341
>>691701807
nope. the winter den is a class project, a shelter for fluffies from the cold. that mummah fluffy came in there, most likely for the first time. look at the look on her face when she first enters, shes looking in wonderment and the foal is clearly not familiar with her but doesnt seem afraid at first as he doesn't have a reason to be yet. the mare then bites down on the foals leg to carry it to her nest, breaking the foals leg in the process--the first sign she is a bad mummah. She then carries it through the snow to her nest which is precariously placed on a cliffside, we see what appears to be her own foals that have fallen and died before this all happened.
CALLING ALL SPIDEYS
>>691686653
Love them derps>>691686653
AWWW YEAH I'M BACK
>>691687812
Hrc makes the best stories
>>691715724
The Dog is in da house!
>>691715919
Thank you for realizing she's a fox.
>>691715781
no fucking way
there's no way
the fucking danger dolan cat rule34
it's even animated
>>691716106
Finish this sentence:if it exists...
>>691716089
Is a dog. Maybe a Doberman
>>691716392
It must be killed in the name of the Prophet, peace be unto him!! ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!
>>691696374
cont
>>691695307
hitler's a pretty cool guy
>>691716595
That's consider suicide
>>691716440
Why yes i also like destroying the multiverse!
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