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WTF AHAHAHAH
>welp
>>691620307
And I thought having toe-thumbs was bad...
>>691620307
Boomerang/10....
That's alright though. At least it's long. Shortfag reporting in. >>691620307
>>691620307
still suckable/10
i'd take it up the ass...
>>691620307
1/6 for the curve
>>691620422
do you pull your foreskin back?
>>691620531
What happend to your nuts?
>>691620307
captain hook / 10
>>691620880
kinda looks like mine. feels average mayne
>>691620307
90°/90°
>>691620307
candycane/10
>>691621416
length is about average at 6.5", but the girth is what they love, 6.25"
>>691620307
PUT YOUR DICK AWAY FAGGOT
MODS BAN THIS FUCKER
CLEAN THIS SHIT UP
>>691620307
7/10
>>691620307
Its curved to hit the g spot
>>691620307
?/10
>>691622015
I didn't know men had a g spot
>>691622015
male or female g-spot?
>>691622499
Its called the prostate
>>691622499
prostate, bruh
also nice dubs
>>691620307
homosex/10
>>691620307
J/10
>>691622948
mmmm 8/10 if shaven it would defs be a 9
>>691623070
Thanks anon
>>691623155
>>691623155
Good God. I never realized how normal my dick looked until looking through these threads.
>>691623155
shooped
>>691623155
it looks a small penis trying to escape from a much larger penis and is losing the battle
>>691620307
Captain Hook
>>691620422
Fucking indian people
>>691620307
>>691620531
>>691622948
>>691623155
Mutilated by the juden/10
Grow up amerifags and stop cutting off bits of baby dick.
>>691623540
hahahahahahah
>>691623695
>bits of baby dick
well goddam now i'm hungry
>>691623540
shit dude dont get me wrong. it still looks like it could do some mad DPS to a vag
>>691623540
Yeah like the crevasse scene in king kong
>>691623539
Not shopped dumb
>>691624050
Wat
>>691624050
lol now I remember why I don't visit /b/ very often anymore :)
7/10
im just under 6 inch long and 6 in girth :(
>>691624221
looks like it cant bear the weight
Katy Perry approves
>>691624632
MOONSHOT!!!!!
>>691621806
Very nice! 9/10, I'd worship that dick, Id gladly let you fuck my face and ass.
Rate Mine pls
>>691625122
pushing into the skin/10
take another pic without your hand manipulating the size then we'll rate it
16,4 cm
R8 please
>>691625358
why not say 6.4 inch?
who measures their dicks in cm.... i mean i guess it makes it seem bigger, but 6.4 aint nothing to be ashamed of
also 7/10 would suck and ram in ass
>>691625578
9/10 FARKKK! ur skin looks so soft! damn i want to suck the hell out of ur cock!!
>>691625821
lel you might want a bigger picture of him
hes a chubster if ive ever seen one
.. and i have, i suck them quite often from craigslist.. i have weird fetishes
but yeah that guys totally fat
Chinese penis is superior
Girls, what would you do to it?
>>691625940
you wouldnt give him head?
>>691625722
>who measures dick in cm
Everybody except Americans.
But, thanks for the positive rating :)
Rate pls
It's the riddler's dick
>>691620307
1/10 would catch fish with it
>>691620307
Yarr matey/10
Kik solrac100
>>691626536
Kekk
>>691626536
fuck man, were you upside down in your moms belly?
>>691623514
Saved
>>691626918
my favorite country, Antarctica
OP here I'm really upset with you guys
>>691621625
lol fucking bullshit, unless your hand is freaking huge, your dick is short. stop stabbing yourself with the ruler
>>691626536
Why does your dick need eyes?
>>691620307
the uterus-tickler/10
>>691622814
Humiliate me please
>>691628934
you are hairy
but those panties are nice.
that is all
>>691623155
>And what do you know, you're just a kid, kid
>Little did I know when she walked into my office, she was the wife of a mob boss who would later kill my partner and best friend
>>691621806
7/10
>>691629192
Holy Kek
>>691624351
That is a nice gift for mom's day
>>691620307
Looks like a 7.
>>691621461
kek
Yuro hence the foreskin
>>691624050
Fake. was for an art thing
quick question to all, i have never manscaped
i have a bush but it really isnt that big of one, i natually dont grow much hair other then head and chest
just wanted to ask, does a clean shaved crotch make IT look bigger ?
Here's mine
>>691630686
yeah it does
Flaccid driving pic
>>691620307
You cant even fuck with that holy shit cockblocked by own dick
FOREVER
>>691631019
gay miata driver
>>691626536
Captain Kangaroo
>>691624050
Delish !
>>691620307
that must be one nasty pussy he's looking at for even the cock to go "Hell, no!"
>>691624178
>>691624632
fuck, that's how q-tips are made? no wonder they say not to put them too far in your ear, or it will fuck with your hearing.
10 inches. hope you like it (;
>>691632168
So wish I could worship your cock
>>691620307
these warriors from /b/, they've got curved dicks
curved. dicks.
>>691627909
Get that shit outta here nigga
>>691628422
What are those tiny bumps
>>691630729
I recognise that dick and it ain't yours.
>>691631019
Show us ur grower!
>>691631019
Does that string mean you have a tampon stuck up inside it ?
>>691623155
If you weren't a fat ass that'd be a impressive dick.
>>691630729
>>691632694
yeah it's mine, here's one from a week ago unshaved
>>691620307
>self check
suck me please! =)
>>691621806
U still here?
>>691620307
Rate plz
>>691632710
age? is that fully soft?
>>691634052
8.5
>>691634208
23 straight, here's hard
rate
>>691634443
10/10, holy fuck
>>691633980
>>691634014
Holy fuck, post more.
>>691623514
MY SIDES
>>691620307
it's trying to do a 360
>>691626536
>aussie dicks
>>691634566
nice
>>691620307
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
rate please
>>691622601
looks like a stubbed toe
>>691620307
Wtf is that/8
rates?
posting.
balls!
>>691629192
Made my day kek
>>691635305
and walk away?
>>691620307
Chicks call him the bladder buster.
>>691632710
Do you have kik can I worship your cock
>>691632168
May I come ride it mmmm mmmm
>>691623155
that would be an adventure up my ass
me and gf
>>691637518
Anybody with kik add me: aussieguy903 and me your big cokcs and tease me about my small dick
R8 m8
Holy shit OP chicks must love you. Hitting that g spot real good
>>691626083
what the shit
>are you an action figure?
Rate me
>>691620307
You fap too much , mate.
>>691631019
i'd love to play with while you're drving
>>691632168
4/10
>too scary
>>691638431
gay
>>691634052
9/10
now that's a good dick
>>691635700
10/10
>>691635738
8.73/10
>>691635870
10/10
>>691638225
9/10 would worship
>>691620307
Ahoy matey!
>>691620307
Why get only your dick rated?
>>691639697
>>691639697
>>691639697
>>691639697
Rate?
Its flaccid
>>691620307
More dicks to rate up here anons. Getthelube.com
>>691639575
Goddamn I need that inside me.
>>691639941
Is no one going to bring up my shit
>>691623155
that is the epitome of a "chode"
>>691620307
That's litterally bait
>>691620307
Uncut 6.75" master race.
You jelly?
Rate please
>>691632710
I wish I could just suck those balls so much
>>691641624
It looks like some sort of eel.
i'm scared.
>>691626536
get it ?
>>691640723
show your fucking body dude <3
can someone rate my chode ?
>>691641624
holy fuck that is disgusting
>>691620307
Peyronie's syndrome/10
Would you?
>>691642420
Glad you like it anon!
Rate it faggots
>>691641624
If I was a woman, I'd run away as soon as I saw that. Like, what the fuck? Who the fuck cuts the dick off and puts a turbellaria in place of the dick?
>>691642899
i would fuck you or let you do your buisness :D
