>>691616556

> /b/

any answer above 0 is a lie

>>691616556

How feminine do their penises have to be to count?

31

around 100

>>691616556

23 years old
7 women
3 year long term relationship since number 7

>>691616556
30
4
still fucking the 4th for 9 years now

>>691616656

/thread

46

20

>>691616556
17

I'm 25 tho

Just turned 20
6
6th is my current banging partner

>>691616695
Inb4 ban

60
0

>>691616556
36

around 60 (half hookers)

32

~ 25-30

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Sixty something?

> pic is me
> hard to believe, right? Lol

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>I am as old as the dawn of time itself
>I have slain planets of creatures based on nothing else save my capricious whims
>I have inseminated many a virgin oracle with my mind-spawn made flesh

>>691616935

>60 year old wizard

In the immortal words on Kanye West, no one man should have SO MUCH POWER

>>691617187
indeed, must have gone whale hunting

>>691617187
>hard to believe, right?

not if you fucked sixty ham-beasts

>>691617187

What do you do with the girls once you have raped them?

18
0
At least I'm telling the truth

48 yo

108 (95% in my teens)

>>691616556

J'ai 21 ans
et I've fucked about 14 girls,
about 9 of them i regret,
3 were okay,
2 were amazing.

All pretty much white trash

>>691616695
underaged b&

20
20

>>691616556
19
21 or 22

>>691617355
>108
>still notching your bed-post after #10

faggot

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19
0

In my defense I'm in a long distance relationship, give it a couple years.

23. 12. Am lesbian.

Fetus

>>691617447
>in a relationship
>fuck count is still 0

you're doing it wrong

>>691617447
hahahahaahah

>>691617447
kek

>>691617379
>
merci puceau

18
1

>21
>pussy
>6
>all gotten this year
>given up at least 20 due to lack of confidence

lmao my dick is 6 inches and i look at it like its 2, set me off sex. too much porn. Made 3 of them cum just during cuddles.

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0

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>>691617529

You're probably not wrong, but I never really thought about it twice.

>>691616556

I hope the pic is unrelated

anyway: 45 / 2 + some hookers

my lif is good anyway (hard to believe, even for myself when I look at the figures)

>soon 36
>200+, stopped counting ages ago

Doesn't matter tho since got married and had kids, sorta killed the ongoing fuckfest and sex in general. I jerk off more now days that I get laid.

15yo
3 Girls yet because they can only come over when i'm home alone, girls love lightskin niggers

>>691616556
36 and 0

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>>691616695
you don't belong here cunt

>>691616556
31
1

28

12
Half were mistakes, I'll tell you what. But any port in a storm my friends, as long as they are clean .

>>691617187
>Sixty something?
I imagine that that translates to 2 whales and countless hookers

>>691617187
9/10 gay narcissist. you don't look all that bad, just a shit photo. would fuck. I do modelling also. Don't undersell yourself.

>>691617479
B& AF
&

A
F

>>691617551
>merci puceau?

pourquoi puceau? je ne parle pas de bons français, je suis amerifat, mais je suis étudier

age: 32
No. fucked: 0

>23
>1

Our relationship is really going good, somehow I'm scared of the thought that she'll be the only one I'll ever have

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>>691616905

30. Close to 40 probably. But I have been in a monogamous relationship for the past 5 years.

24 y/o
70+
Ive been with many types of women.
Teens to milf.
Fat to thin
Ugly to hot
Black to yellow.
Only had chlamydia twice.

>>691617187
You look exactly like my brother, Chadwick. Just with different glasses

>>691616556
18
approximately 2167.43

>26
>9
>dated 3 of them

>>691618310
dont back out for that reason alone. remember when she was new? and it was exciting and mysterious? you're gonna wanna leave for more of that, but once youre over that with the next girl, it gets boring again and then you just feel like shit

im talking from prior experience, i dumped a girl when i was 18 and she WAS really nice to me lol but i didnt want only her pussy, so i fucked around and it was boring and then i felt bad. fuck her tho

>>691617690
Kek get you're getting b& nigger

>>691616556
20
4
Never a proper relationship though

18
5

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oldfag reporting in.
50 and 8
married the 6th one. 7 and 8 were gifts from the wife.

24
0

14
1337
u can call me king of /b/

>>691616556

>34
>39 chicks

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>>691616556
41 I've had 24 women & 5 men

15
∞

>>691618660
If she's letting you fuck other bitches, she's sucking other cocks

>>691618660
what a cuckold

>>691616695
If he is not supposed to be here internet wouldn't let him

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>>691618682
At least I'm telling the truth

>>691616656
>>691616798
Virgins detected

21
17

21
1
She's now my wife and I have a kid with her
Probably getting divorced
Just staying together for the kid now, really

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>>691616744
you're definitely one of those people who have some kind of underlying mental illness that gives you an overwhelming need to lie about everything

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>>691616905
3.14

49:49

>>691618899
How many years did you live together before marriage?

>>691617438

virginfag detected

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0

>>691616556
40
1

20, 5

30yo 39 girls

>>691618811
>>691618855
Double dubs in a row
>telling the truth

>>691618982
Just one year
We also got married after she got pregnant, probably wouldn't have married if it weren't for that.

>>691618811
kek.

That coming from a obious virgin amuses me deeply.

PS: Just because you get accational handjobs from your mom doesn't mean that you have hitted the jackpot, you greasy fuck.

T. anotherfag

28

~30

paid like half of them.

couldn't care less.

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>>691618775
I'm cool with that,
we are swingers.

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>>691618888
Well gee no shit faggot
>also checked

31/4

>>691616556
23
around 4 or 6 not really sure

28
~16

All but one in the past year

>>691619141
>we are swingers

no cuck propoganda permitted. manlet.

>>691618660

>thinks oldfag has anything to do with age

true newfag

30
25

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>>691619010
Fake and gay.

>>691619141
Whatever floats your speeder, man. I would leave my bitch the second I found out she touched another man. Can't stand for that shit.

19
0

>>691619280
Kek

27
2

27
700+

26.
0.

Gay. Get fucked regularly though <3 (usually once or twice a day)

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>>691619245

>>691616556
32

about 20.

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>24
>0

Kill me or help me

I'm 20, I think 10 or 11

>>691616556
20
3

>18
>4

25
4

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>>691619438
>27
>700+
sure mate

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>>691619669

am 26

23

>>691619593
If you are somehow attractive I can ease your pain. Just grease up that asshole, buy me beer and lets get that virgin stench off from you.

>>691616695
banned

22
.5
We didn't go all the way, since we live in different countries, I don't want to be a shit dad

>>691616556
20
0

Women fuck is outdate.
Today mankind share 1 thing common. Love for dick.
Through dick, unity.

46
Wizard
My power is growing! Muhahaha

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With a dick like that what do you faggots think

>>691619892
OOOOOOOOO

>>691617479
banned

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>>691619892
>you don't belong here faggot
mods pls

>>691616556
22
1
And 3 guys.

>>691617690
enjoy your ban

It's hilarious that i have girls waiting for me to be home alone so i can fuck them while half of /b is 30+ and virgin

>>691616556
47
5

>>691616556
>12
>1 ur mom lol mayo rofl

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>>691620078

>>691618687
banned

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age: 18
Number of woman: 1
Am I ugly or something?

>>691618774
banned

>>691616556
>26
>11

32
⅓

>>691620328
b&

>>691620091
By gods man. After you manage to get that inside a woman she will be begging for more. A perfect cock to stimulate the G-Spot, will drive women crazy.

Gratz.

>>691616556
20
Just two girls

>>691620384
your shoes are.

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>>691620260
>waiting for you to be home alone
>implying you live with parents
>implying you get "mad pusi!!1!" so if you were over 18 you'd not live with your parents
>implying you're under 18
>implying you need to get the fuck off my board faggot
mods pls

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I'm 24, and I fucked 36 women and 4 men

pic fucking related

good to have these threads every once in a while to clean up /b/ from the underage fags, reporting everyone under 18, even if you're trying to be funny and lie about your age like what this guy seem to be doing
>>691618687
you're still mentally underage so you're getting ban anyway

>>691620571
Dicks have to bend up for that not fucking left nigger
And even if it did curve up look at that angle holy fuck

>>691616556
Age 34 sluts 79

I might be a male borderline personality or something, because a lot of those women I didn't even want to fuck. I just wanted to feel the squish mitten.

>>691619210
Y u lying?

25
3 in a 7 year relation the third, but the second was the best lay.

>>691620579
Ok thx? I dont think so....

19

2 girls. Need to up my game. Soon uni, so it'll work out.

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>>691620874
Fuck off normie

19y/o
36

>>691620791
Amen

>>691616556
29 y/o

6

>>691620798
Doesn't matter, that can be shoved inside of a pussy and it will probably feel awsome. Have you seen what our females shove in their pyssys, are you new?

32
2

>>691620384
You should redo your style. Looks too femi to me. That's just a first impression. And work out. Always helps.

19

0...

>>691621094
:(

>>691616556
IS THIS SOFIE

30

14

14
1

17
2

>>691621263
>>691621283
banned and banned

>>691617447
You fucking faggot, i'm pretty sure she is banging someone while you don't know

40 in August
One hundred give or take a few

>>691617452
Do people grow out of homosexuality?

19
404

>>691616556
21
2

20

Maybe 500 guys.

I have been making extra money through prostitution for a couple of years.

>>691616556
>29
>4-5

19
1

>>691617379
Nice math

>>691621530
reported

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23
0
Where my KV bros at?

>>691621668

Are you retarded?

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>>691621083
Me agine

20
0

>>691617187
No, I'm sure you bang a lot of girls because of your Lamborghini, but you probably are more proud of the ones you banged because of all your books. I hear you had bookshelves installed in your garage because you have so many.

>>691621629
Location? I could seriously need a company of a /b/tard right now, even if it's about business as usual.

19
1

>>691621841

Even I wouldn't scoop so low as to fuck some fat looser from 4chan.

>>691617678
Would you still get married if you knew this would happen?

>>691621603
A good 90% of /b/ is still about monogamy. Swingers have no self worth, the first one in the relationship to find their worth usually breaks it off but they're broken people that need consistent validation.

>>691621760
don't do what that other guy says. Use craigslist, you'll get laid eventually.

>>691622021
Fair enough. Not a looser tho but still.

>>691622176
Or vanned

>>691621841

I have a website here

http://blasze DOT tk/OUJ8CS

The other anon replying wasn't me.

>>691622156
Yes. I love my kids and my wife even tho the sex is practically non-existent.

19
I have slept with one female, We are and have been together for 5 years now. Gonna have a threesome with a another girl soon though.

>>691616556
28yr old
13

21-10 and the 10th one i keep fucking her for 1 year.

>>691619231
Suddenky got rich?

>>691622167
[Citation Needed]

>>691616556
27
3

21
14

>>691622668
Just an observed consensus over 8 years.

>>691622021
*stoop
*loser
>>691622353
*loser

>>691621629
I'm married, but this is hot as fuck. I'd love to marry a chick who fucked other dudes to pay for my truck.

>>691620384
Start lifting weights. Also, you stand in a super-beta way, with pelvis retracted and hands covering your dick. Horrible habit reflecting bad mindset.

46
52

25 years, 6 women. I've only been active for five years, and the last two I've been in a relationship wjth #6. Kinda feels like I'm missing out sometimes.

20
4

>>691616556
22
0

No excuse really

15
3

18
0

Talo huset hall anyone?

>>691616556
22
5
4 virgin kill count

>>691622825
>kissless Virgin white knights all about monogamy

Go start a feels thread faggot

>>691616556
33
1

>>691620384
Do 100 pull ups and sit ups daily for 6 months. You'll legit look and feel way better, start doing some light running too even if it's just a mile a day. It's worth the effort.

>>691621841

Europe. You?

>>691623141
Does prepping virgins so that the very next dude gets fucked count, because that was my high school in a nutshell. So many gfs, they all slept with the very next dude.

Age 28
Women:13 (+1 hooker)

>>691622960
So basicly I have to man up lol, makes me feel better was sure I was ugly or something...

>>691623235
Just saying, man. I know swingers, their relationships are never great unless they're in their 40s.

>>691623729

You are also an ugly cunt... We just just giving you other tips as well.

>>691623689
No

>>691623854
OK WILL SUICIDE RIGHT NOW THX M8!

>>691618505
Haha! That's HILARIOUS, Anon!

>>691622887
Projecting much faglord?

>>691623729
We're giving you tips to stop looking like an insufferable faggot. Also, if you have hipster habits, throw them in the trash because you've got that look.

>>691623500
Finland.

>>691616556
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6

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>>691621333
this

18
0 women

>>691616556
24
1 gf and a blowjob in a party

This thread is a fucking fishnet for edgy underage teens

>>691624672
I'm reporting them but janitors seem to be doing nothing

>>691616556
30, around 9...

>>691616556

64 (yes..., I really am an "oldfag")
15 (or so)

Finally married one 32 years younger than me.
Been happily married for 13 years)

>>691616556
19
2 women
Above 30 men.

>>691625104
What is a 64 yo man doing in here?

>>691625169
shit hahaha, are you gay or bi? how did you end up fucking 30 men?

>>691616556
19
1 girl which is my gf, still cant get over the fact she fucked another dud before me

rekt?

/thread

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>>691625730
>What is a 64 yo man doing in here?
Well..., what is a 15yo summerfag doing here?
It's an irrelevant question..., been here since 2006.

Seriously though..., some of the regulars on /b/ know me as the
oldfag, professional composer & arranger of music scores for
film, tv & theatre that hangs here often giving career advice to
anons who aspire to making a living as professional musicians.
>Pic related..., is me.

18 yo
0 ---D Want to die

26 years old
around 40.

Had 1 long term relationship

>>691616556

31yo

12 or more

>>691616556
24

6

28

6

>>691617187
>Lol
get out

>>691623084
Oh summer...

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18

1

27 - 6
Including a hot slim redhead

>>691616556
21

5

26
1
Happily married

35 - 0

im undefeated ;_;

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first at 17 in a Fordham dorm
then 18 with a girl on my floor first year
then another girl on my flloor same year
then a british girl with a thick ass and hourglass shape
then a prostitute in dominican republic (no aids yet)
then a girl on tinder
then another girlfriend mexican that would do anything for months
a couple of quick bangs at parties
now a small vietnamese girl who is loli and 18 who sucks and fucks and is falling for me as I am for her :)
feels GOOD man

Age 18 Girl(s) 1

Ex girlfriend that I was in love with still getting over the breakup but time heals everything so I have that to look forward to. This new girl im fucking with isn't putting out so I'm gonna make a move next time I see her. Wish me luch /b/ros.

>>691616556
18
2

>>691621333
Trips speak the truth

Age: 40
Sex with: 4 women
Cummed inside: 1
Don't see my numbers improving anytime soon.

27 and married at 23. 6 relationships (all obviously fucked) but I think between fucking buddies and ONS about 30. It's hard to remember at this point and I had a bro who was over a 100 and we'd swap off some of the good ones to each other

20
0

18
Fucked 8

>>691628339
pics?

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0

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>>691618297
>je suis amerifat
Topkek

>>691616556
18 - 0