give that man a hand!

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>>691612309
nothing

>>691612309
Save him. Unless you can kill both Clinton and Trump at the same time you'll just cause rioting.

>>691612309
if i grab his hand he'll pull me down

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Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Save him the dude is rich as fuck and would pay a nice reward

Trump is the best chance USA has to fix its shit, in 40 years

Save him

>>691612309
>>691612309
save the man to save the future of the human race

Do the decent human thing and save him then go shoot up a bunch of niggers

negotiate with the best and win

Save him, comfort him, and then vote for him.

save him then ask him to join him in his war against sand niggers

Save him of course. Become good PR for his campaign and make some connections.

>implying he's not just doing extreme pull-ups to stay in shape

I would definitely help the POTUS if he asked me though

shoot him in the face. twice

>>691612309
Break his fingers, one by one.

>>691613432
kek

>>691612813
360°?
Soooo ... you jump?

>>691612309
SAVE HIM AND ESTABLISH A GRAND ALLIANCE BETWEEN THE BRITBONGS AND MURICANS
>GET UP MR PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE WORK TO DO

No i'd help him up because i'm not a liberal cuck.

>>691612309
Nuke the city

>>691613449
>>691613456
Mexicans detected

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>>691612309

Pull him up thus altering the future forever for the better. I would like to live in an American utopia free of the parasites that have been sucking us dry for decades. Though I would really prefer for the planet to get hit by a giant meteor just to be safe.

>>691613515
Smells like summer

Save him. I'm not a sociopath who would let a human being fall.

Also, he would probably give me loads of cash for saving him.

The fact that some people would murder another human being die for having different views is pretty disgusting.
So much for left wing 'tolerance' and 'respect for life'

>>691613572
autist detected

>>691613670
Faggot detected
Get out beaner

>>691612309
Ask for a small loan of 1mil dollars to help him up.

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>>691612309
Piss on his face.


>>691613515

Newfag.

>>691613741
/thread

>>691613705
sorry, i meant junior high autist

To be honest... He would Prob give you a golf course or something for saving his life

>>691612309
I do nothing. If he can pull himself up he will prove himself strong enough to lead this nation ln to a new era. If he dies, so be it.

Yeah i would definitely jump off

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Seriously guys you haven't said the golden phrase yet ?

>Your fired
>Trump drops in slow motion clapping at air

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOAAAA

Tell him "I could really use ten million dollars. Is there anything you'd like me to do that would pay that much?"

Save his life like any decent human being, be rewarded with place on cabinet, be VP in 2020, run for POTUS in 2024

>>691612813
fuck off australia

>>691613572
Found the cuck.

>>691613515
Newfag detected

Just stand and watch.

>>691614111
Beaners, stealing trips like they're stealing jobs.

let him die, too fat for me

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>>69161417
You have to go back

>Walk out on ledge for whatever reason
>See Donald Trump hanging on for his life
>Pull out my dick
>Start jerking off
>Cum all over his face
>Tell him to lick it up or I'll let him fall
>Donald trump licks up my cum
>He falls anyway

>Autopsy performed
>My cum found in his belly
>Americas disgusted
>loses the presidential election

Cry and realize that not only has he finished the wall, he created a newyork skyline image behind it so us mexicans have to look at what we can never accomplish :(

>>691613572
Kek

>>691613657
I hate the man, but I'd save him out of principle. Although I think I'd just get pulled over the ledge with him if I tried, though. I'm not that strong or heavy. Maybe I could survive if I land on him or if I had time to call for help, do that.

>>691614617
>Autopsy performed
>My cum found in his belly
>Americas disgusted
>loses the presidential election

You forgot the fact that he can't run when he's dead.

>>691614617
I'd say this is fucking stupid, but you made me wonder what would actually happen if he died before choosing a VP or if that VP would even fill in that gap.

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>>691612309

would you do it /b/?

>>691612309
Save trump, save the world.

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>>691612309
Long Live The King

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>>691612309
Watch him fall. LOL

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>>691613515

Save trump, America needs him.

>>691615198
For great justice, i push

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>>691615631
Nope.

>>691614906
fuck that shit, I'd save him for money

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>>691615112
Now THIS is fucking stupid

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>>691612309
I'd stomp on those fat sausage fingers in a heartbeat. Fuck that asshole

>>691612781
winrar

>>691615801
Oh yeah, I'd accept a reward. I'm no paladin.

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>>691612813

>>691615198
My instincts tell me to punish the criminal and save the world by pushing her off. But I'm a rational human being and would help her up and tell her to stop running for president.

>>691615810
Why?

>>691615198
Give her a shove and piss on her as she falls.

>>691612309
>rich man in danger
>save him
>get reward

remove pants. Excrete. Repeat.

Save him then MAGA

Cor blimey govna looks like u need a and there m8 up you come old fella.

Help him

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>>691616005
>Died before choosing a vp
>Somehow elected without a vice president on the ticket
Do I need to continue?

>>691612309
Grab his hand and then jump so that we could die together because I don't want to live in a world that doesn't understand our love

>>691615198
>Force to suck for help
>let fall anyway

>>691614381
They took our jobs!!

>>691612309
I would build a tower of dead niggers for him to safely walk down.

>>691613938
Kek.

ITT: Newfags and general retards who got lost on their way to /pol/

>>691612842
He didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks. Heck, he doesn't even pay the people he's legally obliged to, and you expect him to pay a reward? Fat chance.

>>691616405
That's not what I meant. I this VP was hypothetical, he didn't materialize out of thin air. I'm meant this for IF he had already chosen a VP

>>691612309
Anyone who wont help the POTUS in need is on the wrong side of the wall.

>>691616964
>i can call people newfags, i've been here for two months!

>>691615729
>>691615860
>>691615544
>>691613515
boy it sure is hot outside these days

>>691612947
Yeah, it'll take 40 years or so to fix the shit he'll cause if elected.

>>691615198
Shit in her mouth and then tell her to swallow. After she swallows I'll go home and watch some porn. When I finish I'll go back and push her down and try to run down the stairs fast enough to make it to the ground before her. Shoot her in the face so that there is no doubt that there will not be an open casket.

>>691617039
>has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

>>691615198
I'd do this >>691614617

>>691617159
Is it hot outside? It must be summer...

>>691616964
>>691617159
>>691617250
Ive seen this before and here it comes again, 2 newfags reply to each other back and forth about which one is a new fag. please dont.

>>691612309

Help him up purely on the basis he will give me a small loan afterwards.

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>>691617039
You just went full retard son

>>691617384
NEWFAG FOUND

SOUND THE ALARMS


REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>691612309
No way I could lift that fat fuck.
I would try to help him up but my I would loose my grip.
I don't have to live with the guilt of murdering a fellow human bean or the guilt of letting Donald trump live.

>>691616964

>mad because it's not another trap or furry thread

>>691617384
>Ive seen this before
newfag detected

help him up so i could push him off completely

>>691617028
Lol you think he GOT rich. He didn't GET rich he was born rich. He has never worked a day in his life. He is the male Paris Hilton

>>691617471
>>>/r9k/

mods pls b&

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>>691615860
the autismo is hard with this one

>>691617544
>using green text for no fucking reason whatsoever because I'm a newfag

>>691612309
>implying he could hold on for even a second with his fat body and tiny weak hands

>>691612309
even though I dont like him at all, i'd probably save him. lets be honest, he'd probably reward you well for saving his life. unless you were also the reason he was hanging there in the first place.

>>691612309
Nothing. I would do nothing and I would enjoy it.

I would help the man up. No doubt about it. Either I like him or not it doesnt matter.
Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you.
We are all equal and must treat eachother with love and respect.
Before we can change the world we must change ourselves.

>>691617746
based

>>691612309
People still failing to realize Trump will save the world.

>>691617746
Faggot go kill yourself.

>>691612309
You faggots think he's falling, but he's just setting the last brick of that wall

>>691612309
I'm 120 pounds. Would I be able to do anything?

>>691616725
You're not that long mate

>>691617746
KEK
the moment you pull him up, he will push you over

>>691617413
Fine. I was on a phone and mistyped, but I'm not going to bother explaining it again. It was just a random thought. Try not giving a shit in the future.

>>691617858
You're wrong, because he doesn't actually DO work.

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>>691612309

Help him and collect a small reward of a million dollars.

>>691617862
how old and tall are you?

i would help him ofc, hes human after all. btw even if he die, others will take his place.

>>691617746
By those rules I'd suck his dick and fuck his daughters. Then shoot him in the face. That's what I would like done to me

>>691617858
sides

>>691612309
everyone deserves a second chance

>>691617973
27, 5' 7"

>>691617949
i could bet he does more work than you lol

>>691617858
>this

All you guys are retards. In the U.S., if you see someone about to die, and you can do something about it and don't, IT IS A CRIME.

>>691618187
Anyone on/b clearly has never worked a day in their life

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>>691617944
>Blames his phone for having utterly incoherent thoughts

>>691618281
Look at the law abiding faggot. Go kill yourself slowly you fucking cunt nugget

>>691618187
could you place that bet in one of his bankrupt casinos?

>>691618377
Kek. The truth is in the dubs

>>691613515
Have you never heard of moonwalking faggot?

>>691618281
Kek, please tell me more imaginary laws

>>691618187
If you give me a small loan of $1 million I will work everyday to pay you back.

>>691612309
Prolly torture for info, and then smash his fingers

>>691612309
Help him, he's still a person.

>>691612309
yes, push him off

>>691618483
True, some people said they would help him, but some of those feel reluctant to do so.

>>691612813
Def this. This whole thread is. Summerfags who don't appreciate.

>>691618561
Im not falling for your weak ass b8

>>691612309
GOT THE JUICE, WOULD THREW THAT NIGGA BISHOP OFF THE ROOF

Swap the pic with Hillary and you'll have yourself a thread

>>691612309
help him up for a small fee of 1 million dollar.

>>691615198
put a spider on her fingers.

>>691612309
>would you do it /b/?
>>691612309
>give that man a hand!

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>>691618833
Dubs wasted on such a fag

>>691613588
Nice bait, was it on clearance?

>>691618872
You mean like they already did you faggot? Read the thread before posting retarded shit and go back to school nigger
>>691615198

>>691618842
jeez, grow out of the 90's already

>>691619135
How is being knowledgeable about about the law make me a fag

>>691612309
Yo dawg, hows it hangin

>>691612309
Save him in order to prevent Hilary from winning

>>691612309
I'd help him up. He's the only one who can save us from the SJWs.

I would tell him to pull himself up by his bootstraps and that welfare is for the lazy and weak.

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>>691612309
I got ya, bro.

>>691619366
Stop wasting dubs and gtfo faggot!

>>691619366
it's displaying that knowledge on /b/ that makes you a FAG

>>691619366
because when idiots here cant form a logical reply, they call you names, just like trump

>>691612309
Build a wall around him

>>691613843
He would tell you he's giving you a golf course, then you would pull him up and he'd renegotiate to giving you a sleeve of golf balls.

>>691619366
You're knowledgeable about laws that don't exist faggot. If a shooter walks into a public place and starts shooting, you are required by law to hang around and save all of the casualties? I don't think so faggot.

>>691612309
I would shoot him in the face, and watch as his lifeless corpse drops through the air and his body finally lands and breaks apart from the impact.

>>691619651
Fine, i give

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>>691615198
>be me
>enjoying the view from top floor
>hear cry for help in a familiar voice
>follow the sound
>notice Hillary Clinton is hanging from the edge, holding on for dear life
>"Please help me citizen!" she cries
>not even american lol
>Ask her for a high five and a fist bump at same time
>she just looks at me
>"Come on, Hillary, don't leave me hanging"
>mfw

help him up. Not because I like him but because I am not a fucking psychopath.

>>691619765
The only right answer.

/thread

>>691619893
HAHAHAHAH LOOK WHO'S EQUATING MASS SHOOTINGS WITH A SITUATION WHERE YOU CAN'T DIE FROM HELPING SOMEONE WHAT A FAGGOT

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>>691619902

>>691620108
All caps, faggot confirmed

>>691612309
I'd shit in his mouth and walk away laughing.

>>691617178
>not sharing my views
>must be a summerfag
Fuck off, nigger.

>>691619893
Of course not, in these situations, the law does not require you to do anything. But yeah, i guess i forgot helping someone in up from a ledge is dangerous, and you dont have to do it.

>>691613588
You don't honestly believe he's going to do even 1/10th of what he claims, do you?

Roll for dubs

>>691620108
Leave now. Quit 4chan

>>691620331
Even if he does .1% of what he says he'll do, it's 100 X more than what Hillery will do.

>>691620331
You don't honestly want Hillary in office, do you?

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>>691620166
>>691620456

>>691620268
So the law has shades of gray built into it...interesting. Let's see that source, anon.

>>691620555
Did this motherfucker just post a meme?

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>>691620184
>squat over the edge to shit
>glorious leader trump grabs you by the shirt and flings you to your death
>another parasite wiped off
>continues with his morning pulup routune on the top floor ledge of Trump tower.
>hfw

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>>691620555
Biggest waste of trips ever

>>691620268
Give proof of your "law" or stfu already.

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>>691620555
Is that how I wound up fucking your mother?

>>691612309
I would feel like Scar from the lion king. Best day ever.

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>>691620760
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>>691620906
Kek

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I would reach down to Trump and grab both of his hands.

I would then stare into his eyes and we would share a brief moment where our lives were completely entwined.

I would then lean in very close to him before whispering...

>"Long live the king..."

>>691620675
>glorious leader
Yeah, he'll gloriously straight into the shit hole

>>691621090
>>691613111

>>691620985
Kek
Really wish that had been trips

help him up. i think he's the only candidate that can do something good.

can't say i agree with everything he's about, but he means business and he's intelligent.

I'd try to grab his hands, but since they're so tiny, I wouldn't be able to and he would end up slipping out of my grip and dying... tiny hands are a curse

>>691612781
Why? Are you a mexican/muslim ?

>>691620767
This

>>691620675
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>>691622118
I suppose that's a valid point

It's funny. All these liberal fuckers yell equality and help others but they then they say they wouldn't help someone they don't like . How ironic is that?

>>691619528
Also add that if he waits long enough my not hanging from a ledge will trickle down to him and he won't be hanging anymore

>>691612309
I would save him

Nothing. He can fly.

>>691612309
>would you do it /b/?

Throw Hillary over Trump and watch her splat. Help Trump back up.

>>691612309
Save him, he can give me riches beyond my wildest dreams.

>>691622551
>Assuming the people ITT are liberals

>>691623202
like.. $100?

>>691623607
I was thinking $500 actually.

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>>691613598
>>691618797

>>691615198
I'd hammer a nail into each one of her fingers

>>691612309
Boot to the face.

>>691612309
If I tried to haul him up his obesity would probably take me with him

>>691624560
Same.

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>>691613111
>>691621090
>not "make america great again"

help him I'm not from the USA and i want to see the USA have a shitty races leader :D

>>691612309
drop my pants and take a piss

>>691612309
Spit in his face and stomp his fingers

No one can hold the moral high ground if they are giong to kill someone for their political beliefs.

This is were you fall down

>>691619203
Triggered

I dont have time to scroll thru a whole thread and sit on /b/ like your neckbeard, faggoty ass

>>691615398
^This

>>691626990
Kek. kys.