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ITT we are normies
>>691601480
getting married this summer to my highschool sweetheart. what could go wrong?
Yo, have you guys seen Chad lately? Dude can party!
>>691601585
oooh, that's SO CUUUUUTE! will it be a rustic barn wedding? will you serve home brewed beer ni mason jars and have brightly colored paper pompoms on your wedding boot that's actually an old door frame?
>>691601591
nope, haven't seen him. but i heard he blacked out in stacy's villa on ibiza
>>691601839
yeah exactly. also it will only cost about 35K. and even tho she sucked and fucked a lot in highschool and college, at least now she knows what she wants and she chose me. I'm so lucky to have her
Hey guys, i can't talk I'm going out with some friends for drinks.
>>691602032
that ok man, have fun and see you around! :)
>>691602026
>I'm so lucky to have her
jelly brah!
wish she would be the one telling me how to live my life and then withold sex because i "eyeballed that waitress"
hey guys, have you heard about the deep web?? haha, ive never been there but a friend told me its where Anonymous is
omg!!
>>691602032
make sure to post pics on INSTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>#partayyy#brethren
>>691602198
we could get drugs from there!!! what's the name of that friend? bet he's a virgin. L.O.L
>>691602175
lmao that's just tough love. I know she loves me and she's the best thing that ever happened to me. She goes out on her girl's nights and occasionally meets up with ex-bf's, but I believe that's ok because I'm progressive and open minded and I trust her
>>691602070
i will, see you at work tomorrow.
>>691602238
of course my friend, i have over 1000 followers, they need to know my life inside and out XD
>>691601480
hy guys sup?
>>691602437
ew it's that weird guy
fucking normies have it worse than us, I swear
>>691602319
>I trust her
good on you lad! She really changed. i hope you don't mind that i still fap to her getting fingerbanged by jamal on the pool table at that houseparty.
>>691602502
yep worse
>friends
>loved ones
>family
>not depressed
fuck so much worse
>>691602437
>>691602499
i bet he is into shemales. LMFAO
This website is so weird, I much prefer 9gag
>>691602604
haha what a loser, yo bro you want to hit the club with me
>>691602430
>i will, see you at work tomorrow.
about that, rina called. she needs you to bring the documents tomorrow already. she has an important meeting with brend at 10am. i'm sure you can manage to have them ready till then. or do you not want to climb the corporal ladder? kekkles
>>691602555
>>691602564
yeah she finally saw the light. I was orbiting her for 10yrs and saw her make all her mistakes, but I forgive her past because that's behind us. I mean just because she remembers all the alphas she fucked and the slutting around she did, doesn't mean she can't be a stable adult parent now right? I mean her parents got divorced and her dad looks like an empty shell, but I'm sure that won't happen to me lol
guys i visited 4chan yesterday hahahaha
it was insane, but i managed to save this funny meme from there!
>>691602690
agreeed! sides in orbit!
>>691602690
Yeah it so much fun, they have such dark humor, GOD I LOVE 9GAG's DARK HUMOR. XD :D xP
>>691602832
wow. be carefull! they do raids... and i've heard you can fiind CP there. don't want you to get asscucked in jail matthew...
>>691602307
No way brah! Anonymous is nothing but leet hackers and shit....kinda like the hacker known as 4chan!
me and some friends went to some club this friday long story short i fucked this latin bitch with banging body
who else had a great friday?
>>691602766
Rina can suck my ass, stupid post-wall whore is fucking the boss anyway, have him take care of it
>>691601480
Hi buddy.
I'm a 35 yo bureaucrat, happily married to a wonderful woman. Two kids. Live in an apartment with beautiful nature just outside the door. My eldest is in school, well adjusted and doing fine. Youngest is in kindergarden. She's a bit of a diva but also well adjusted and has lots of friends.
No quarrels with my family or hers, got good friends.
Life's good i normieville.
>>691602782
>won't happen to me lol
it won't. you still have your car, job and friends from keeping you going into alcohol induced depression.
>>691602766
of course i want to climb the corporal latter, i need more money to feed to my walking Vigan on legs to keep it open. i will have those documents ready, let's hope i will get a raise
>>691603014
>the hacker known as 4chan!
i heard he has tried to blackmal jLAW. what an asshole
>>691601480
did you hear the new pitbull track? that was really turnt
>>691603078
lel I know. She can't dump me if she's dependent on my for driving her around and she also lives in my house. Got this all figured out
trying to get preggers too. Only sex when she's ovulating but I'm sure our sex life will come back
>>691603028
wew lad! you are so open minded! i love me some ethnic pussay.
>>691603196
i dunno man, i like that one better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDRORgoZxZU
THREAD SOUNDTRACK WHEN
>>691601480
>just got back to from my 18 day honey moon, to Paris and Rome. It was awesome. Me and my wife got to see St. Peter's tomb in the Vatican!!
How awesome that we now have a real an grounded historical perspective on Catholicism and its cultural and ideological prospective. When I had sex with my new wide, we even orgasmed at the same time.
>It is good to be back in America though, the good Ole USA definitely blows the shitshitty EU out of the water. It will also be good to check on my clients tommorow at work (I landed a few new accounts before I left)
(Tfw everything I wrote is true)
>>691603384
even for a normie that's pretty messed up dawg
>>691603223
>will come back
try to bring some whipped cream to the bedroom once. maybe get her a cosmo subcribtion.
also, pic related. CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR HEEEER
>>691603490
actually she's been talking about being poly. She's been talking to her ex but I figured I'll just let her. I mean she's about to get married to me, those vows are sacred lol
>>691601480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3BfEScJZ08
>>691603479
How so?
That I'm a fucking real life Good Ole Boy?
>>691603637
>poly
i've been toying with the idea too. but my fwb think's it's a weird concept. she's bi tho
>>691602594
I'd kill myself if that happened to me. The thought of it freaks me the fuck out
>>691603811
I'm sure you are. Too bad you can't guarantee the same about her.
>getting married in 2016
>mfw I'm not even triggered
>>691604117
apply scissors directly to babby's forehead? That doesn't sound normie to me
>>691602564
women in a nutshell, well i don't need em.
>>691604438
they are a lot of fun tho, if you curb your expectations
>>691604510
i literally don't though, i hate sex and that's about all they are good for.
>>691604732
oh, in that case sounds like you're better off
I just like them because they're pretty to look at, and there's something instinctive about physical touching etc. Not your problem tho
>>691604851
yer, im not gay be hell they have it a lot better.
>>691602832
Omg too funny! Like why is a frog riding a unicycle.
Quick post it to 9gag and say you made it!
>>691604970
also heterosexual life partners are where it's at.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So basically you guys come here and masturbate to drawn pictures of little girls?
>>691605315
rofl what kind of degenerate would do that :-) I don't even masturbate, I only have sex with my wife if she lets me
we haven't had sex in two months, but that's because she's not a very sexual person. She's got a lot of headaches you see
hey guys
I sure do enjoy masturbating to regular porn, how about you?
>>691605540
yassss! that PiV is soooo hot! hngggg
None of you guys can even be normies, you're all that much of fucking social outcasts.
>>691605540
my gf won't let me masturbate to porn. Says it's like I'm cheating on her
>>691605540
ANAL broseph.
I love anal sluts who enjoy it, my girl hates it.
>>691605283
excuse me?
>>691605480
I saw a black guy walk into your house last week, is he a new friend of yours?
>>691605694
contribute instead of shitposting
>>691605882
sides in paradise
>>691605993
he's just a friend okay. my gf is loyal, otherwise I wouldn't have bought her all that tiffany's jewellery
My life is so good right nowy, everything is going as planned, god bless us
I found out tumblr are making things like this the other day,
why do outcasts think we want to steal their 2D women?
>>691606110
Idk man, the way he and your wife were looking at each other... It reminds me of when I was a kid and banging girls in the toilet at school.
>>691606110
ooga booga
>>691606504
keep talking man, I know she loves me and she would never do that. She respect me too much for that
>>691602594
>not listing that normies are absolutely bluepilled and are sjws
Yesterday was my birthday, and my parents totally fucked me over! So I asked them for a brand new jeep #2016 #jeeplife 20,000 dollars, 2 long boards, a new surfboard, and a new beach house (my own) and you know what those horrible parents of mine did?
They bought me a beach house in Hawaii. What the fuck! How am I supposed to drive my rad new jeep there. I thought we were going poor or something.
I ran out of my party so embarrassed. I had to put on my angry music.
Trapt-headstrong on repeat. So hardcore. I hate my life.
>>691606631
Ok man, just keep your eyes open is what I'm saying, if it were me I'd definitely keep an eye on her. You don't want to lose her to a black guy.
>>691606962
allow me to break character for a sec
>once you go black, we don't want you back
I found this grinch puppet it is so cute
anyone here know what hentai is? im kinda nervous to find out. can you guys post pictures on what it look like? :)
>>691607293
isn't that the name given to Chinese cartoons?
Just keepin it 100 over here bruh
>>691607293
Is it something that you use to tie a chicken's legs together?
>>691607562
YOU would know, hahahaha, fucking nerd
>>691607718
underrated af
>>691607957
haha you got me good, bro!
>>691608100
caution, he reached into his backpack...
>>691601480
>visiting 4chan to see all those plebs to make myself feel better
>>691608270
might as well detonate what's in the bag then.
>>691608537
Omg this is not something to joke about! You should be ashamed of your behavior! People like you are why Hitler could have done everything he did! Hope you're proud of yourself! Please like this post if you agree with me or reply "Amen" to show your faith to our Lord
>>691608726
who's joking?
>>691602869
Hello guys I'm new to 9gag, this is how you meme right?
>>691608825
calling the police rn
>>691601480
what is it with all the traps in this thing? or the furries, are u guys sick or something? I understand being a troll and all but who would even take the time to rroll that hard. I mean, i can;t imagine ppl like these atrocities for real
>my actual thoughts, not even playing
>>691601917
oh my gosh! must've been a helluva night!
>>691601591
Hey Anon, its Chad from the college football team, how you been bro? I see you're still playing video games some things never change! Hey are you still playing the wizard of warcraft game? I never had time for video games I was too busy playing football and going to frat parties. Anyways good seeing you bro,call me and we can hit the clubs.
>>691603384
Learn2greentext please
Sam is such a nice guy, but Jamal always makes me feel like a real woman
>>691609564
Oh my god, anon plays videogames!? What's his gamertag, I wanna kick his ass in cod! I'd play it more but my girlfriend gets really upset when I spend too much time on it
>>691611477
smells like cum
Hey everyone, update on life here:
We both just finished our masters, I got a job offer in Boston and she got hers in spring field.
Our house will finish construction this September and the wedding is set to be on a lake in upstate new York this October.
You're all invited, open bar, food, and games. Give me a call if you can make it.
:)))
>>691611650
>pic related
>>691604510
We all partied when we were younger. If you didn't then you are the strange one. Stop judging others because you think you are superior. Otherwise you will be a permalonley individual
Hi, i am a fucking retarded
>>691606534
Hi Tyrone! How you doin? Saw you with my friends wife yesterday, are you two coworkers or something?
Still waiting for results on my final exam. Hoping to be done with uni this summer so I can finally get a normal job and use the money I've saved up to buy my own place.
Has anyone else this guy before? He's probably named Lego Larry! :^)
>>691611833
Woah, easy there, Jimmy! You're gonna give my grampa a vietnam flashback!!
>>ITT: real normalfags living their daily lives
>>691612640
What does ITT mean? XD
>>691612096
OMG are you allright do you need medical attention let me take a selfie with you cuz your retarded
>>691612927
Nice thumbnail, newfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RADT9rCTVPQ
Hey anon, Erik, matt, rachel and I are heading to the brewery to meet some girls and have some drinks. Rachel is bringing that girl you like and she said she'd wingman for you
>>691608726
Amen
U guys wanna be friends on Facebook
>>691614047
Awesome brah, I have some mystery pills that I found in my couch, I literally have no idea what they are or who left them there, are you ready to party hard?
>>691601480
ITT: we pretend this board isn't actually full of normies
>>691614560
No, i have that presentation to the company president tomorrow. This is a couple of beers in a casual setting, college was 6 years ago. damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoWkg5EX2AU
hey you guys i found this picture from american psycho, pretty cool right?
>>691614763
Ok then Buzz Killington, but I'm still bringing the pills. You don't have to take em, but it would be way more fun for all of us if you did.
>>691614994
That movie was disturbing on all levels. Here's a picture I took last weekend!
>>691615413
now thats a biggun must be a house spider i see them every other week haha :)
>>691615178
If you want to alienate yourself from the group that's fine. This is for your benefit. We know how lonely you've been since Alyssa left. If you make a bad impression on this girl it'll be a while. You don't need pills man, you're a fun person without them.
Remember Joey's funeral? I just don't want a nice night turning into that
Who wants to play some no rules football on the weekend? My doctor says I'm good to go.
>>691615762
sure! though my boss called a meeting on saturday so i don't think i can go. Maybe we can make sunday?
>>691615636
Wtf are you banging on about, I party hard with Erik all the time, and I know Rachel can't resist a mystery pill. I got over Alyssa months ago. You work too much, it's almost like I haven't seen you in years.
>>691616069
You're right, we should go do a canoe trip, I've got a week of pto
>>691616013
Sunday is fine with me, but I'll have to check with the rest of the boys.
>>691616270
Sounds great. We should bring some fishing gear as well.
>>691602026
shit man them feels
<<I love this place
<<Never leaving
I browse 4chan and I watch anime.
I only use Facebook to communicate with distant friends and family members.
>>691607152
>grinch puppet
Sides rip
I'm so glad the CP is gone guys.
Jesus, you people are fucked up.
We aren't exactly perfect either. How many here have fucked 30+ women? How about hookers? Or how many have had weird, fucked up sexual experiences?
It's not like we are that innocent either. Doesn't mean we can't change and become more conservative as we grow up. It's like you people want to take the fun out of childhood or something.
>>691601480
Hello friends ! :)
What does normie mean?
>>691615636
>Remember Joey's funeral? I just don't want a nice night turning into that
>Joey's funeral
>nice night
You're obviously not a friend of Joey's, I take it.
So who are you?! And what have you done with Amy?! ANSWER ME!
Hi guys!! I'm looking for a certain webm of this cute girl can someone please upload the webm with sound?? Thanks xD
>>691619580
I'm so sorry friend, I would really like to help you out here but I seem to have locked myself out of my car that currently harbours my briefcase and external hdd containing that very image.
I am so sorry.
Anyone here looking to buy some meth?
hehe i like this website, but 9gag is better xDD
>>691620017
Drugs?! Keep that filth away from us, you son of Satan! We will not have you turn our innocent children into goat fucking satanists!
holy shit i made it to 4chan! i'm in the deep web! are you guys all hackers? i want to join anonymous
>>691620770
Your IP is being backtraced as we speak
>>691620883
Oh stop it, Greg.
You're scaring the newcomers!
>>691601480
Trump is so racist lmao! Look at his dumb hair!
I hate this website le Reddit is much better
>>691621059
Shut the fuck up you cocksucking faggot nigger retard, kill youraelf. Sub human fucking cancer filth I hope your whole family dies in a goddamn fire this shit is awful and is why /b/ is shit these days. Go back to plebbit you fucking underage normie REEEE this irony is for faggots and has NEVER been funny. Stupid little kids ruining my BOARD REEEEEEE pieces of shit mongoloid feminist Jews HITLER DID NOTHING WRO
I do NOT get erections when I watch "The Brave Little Toaster."
I love to suck dicks to show I'm the alpha :D
They though that's gay but you know they are the people from the 4chanz XD
