Waifu claiming thread.
Previous Thread:
>>691576605
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>no hugs, pls
>Most importantly, have fun!
Tatsuta claimed
Claimed.
Hello
>>691590372
I feel you. You got something to keep you busy at least? Or just chatting here?
You got no work tomorrow?
>>691590305
I'm okay. Was bad yesterday but I'm better now. Anything happen with you?
>>691590440
Yeah I slept well dude. But that damage means you haven't been skipping or going easy on your running at all. I'm super proud of you dude. Hopefully you'll get better super fast.
Saber claim
>>691590258
went with 2 friends only. but we went on 9 rides which was great.
>just had a quick dizziness
>>691590367
is it good to leave while your currency goes down? i heard that that is not good.
>>691590440
ill see, i dont think i need to but if i ever do then i got you to ask right?
clammed
CLAIMED
>>691589625 (Mio)
Not too bad. How's it over in Britbong land?
>>691589640 (Anon)
Not fair. Lurking is illegal!
The new-ish Godzilla, if only out of curiosity. And ya, at work so no sleep allowed yet.
>Having a sleep schedule
I have a steady 5 day a week job with the same hours everyday and even I have trouble staying on a sleep schedule.
>>691589708 (Mugen)
Stubborn yet passionate what now?! And you haven't seen my face, so I can assure you that would change your mind.
The seats can be changed out with aftermarket ones. I actually planned on putting in a heated seat if I'm able to.
>Heated handlegrips at the least
>>691589715 (Karen)
I still don't know why! And see above, doing alright.
>Selfies with the president
Neato.
>>691590194 (Ika)
Gotta say, my thirst for Italian foods though...
>Implying you don't
You imply guns so much!
>>691590442
>Previous thread on OP
Thank you.
>>691590063
She what she had to do.
>>691590258
Nui Harime, the Grand Couturier.
>>691590577
Good. Yesterday? And no.
Claimed
Claiming process complete
Alive, as per usual.
Claimed.
>>691590577
Nah I'm just chatting here gonna try again now
>>691590614
That you do man.
>>691590577
Yea, I'm now back to my old two mile route, that's good to do. I'm supposed to walk or go lighter with the shin splint to make it heal, but bleh, running is one of the only times I feel really good.
>>691590701
....failure
>>691590624
>thirst for italian food
Well, i got a thick uncut italian bologna in my deli if you catch my drift.
Got some pizza with extra sausage
>>691590624
Who needs a persona, I somewhat like this form better. I can come and go as I please. Still nice to see ya though whenever I decide to drop by.
I saw that in theaters, the build up is amazing. But the pay off is meh most of the time. Won't spoil what happens, but you may or may not be disappointed depending on what you're expecting. Characters suck also excluding Bryan Cranston. Be cool if I could watch that movie with ya, adorable.
I do as well. Though, I just like using my free time for other stuff aside sleep. I should fix it for my health, but eh.
>>691590577
Tfw you are always ignored by karen
>>691590624
Thats just what ive got out of talking to you for a few days. Well then send me a pic so i can say the same thing then
Even with different seats that space still looks really big. Everything is all black so wouldnt it already be hot?
>>691590744
Something the matter man?
>>691590624
Fucking italian food dude... i literally learned italian because italian food.(and traveling). i devour that shit on the spot.
Dude! you think guns and so it sounds like guns! i originally never implied guns AT ALL!!
>>691590744
you ok there?
>>691590614
Our currency will stabilise one day. We are Britain, we stand strong. I think a lot of people are freaking out over nothing
>>691590624
It's okay, I only woke up a while ago. I've already seen people still complaining about the vote to leave the eu
i fucked up again, rip
>>691590194 (Squid)
I dont eat that much, which is convenient since i just snack a lot. It wont be for another two weeks i think so we will have it all figured out by then
>>691590367 (mioooooo)
Rice is like most animals, if it knows you are scared of it its gonna attack you
>>691590744
You alright bro?
>>691591075
The pounds are taking a pounding eh?
Wew. Dinner with fam was good. Selection of confused takeaway Asian.
Has anyone seen Azusa lately?
>>691590776
Haha alright, sound good dude. Sleep tight
>>691590614
That sounds fun. Which rides did you go on? I haven't been to too many parks
>>691590720
Morning shizu
>>691590682
Yeah, some people spammed threads. Family gave me some trouble and I was just in bad spirits.
Thankfully I'm good now.
You never told me if you work or study. Or maybe you did and I forgot
>>691590675
What did she have to do?
>>691590818
Yeah man, but your health comes first. Take it easy and go at it harder than before once you're healed.
Emi would be proud of you. The claimer and the girl.
>>691590942
Choogen.
Haven't seen you guys in a bit. How's it been?
>>691590624
I'll chat you up a bit more later just checking on you.
>>691591045
is a kiro
>>691590908
Couldn't stay away from long, yeah? Nice to see you posting anyway, kek.
>>691591180
But I wasn't afraid, I was enjoying eating it. It tasted so good
>>691591182
That's one way of saying it. It's not as bad as people seem to think though
>>691591273
That's good. Family matters usually resolve themselves. I work.
>>691591405
What if in US texas leaves again?
Texit?
>>691591273
Eh, I'm using anonymity so who really cares.
Nice to see you as well, lovely. Hope those matters with your family aren't too serious.
And eh, I just have nothing better to do so I rarely post here sometimes, talk to people, and etc.
Conversation I had with Kirino was a bit pleasant, cut short but pleasant.
>>691591273
Killed Ryuko's father.
He developed a weapon that could harm her and posed as a threat to REVOCS.
She took the other half of that weapon.
Best type moon claimed.
>>691590880
That ain't no rigatoni!
>>691590908
Fair enough.
Well I've only ever saw one Godzilla movie before, so I'm not sure what to expect really. And I'm not adorable!
Disregard sleep, acquire a motorcycle from a 5 day sleep deprivation marathon.
>>691590942
What am I even passionate about? Bikes?
>Trying to bait a face picture out of me
Will a full body pic without the face suffice?
>I'm still terribly camera shy
And it's hot until you hit snow, or night time riding. And guess when I go to work!
>>691591024
I never went that far, but there this local Italian place that is the BEST pasta ever.
You so implied guns.
>>691591075
I'll learn what that whole vote thing entailed one of these days.
>>691591273
Aight, don't get overwhelmed with 30 conversations at once again, Karen.
>>691591045
i see you are still here
>>691591075
>says the brit
ok... i mean, mexico never raised there currency, in fact, it just went even more down recently. but of course it is a 3rd world country so who knows...
>>691591273
i went to six flags and the rides i went on were Drop of Doom, Twisted Colossus, Goliath, Riddlers Revenge, Batman, Apocalypse, Viper, X2, and tatsu.
Oh yeah, are you ready to hear the car story?
>>691591008
>>691591024
>>691591182
I'm good.
Trouble wants to start again, I haven't slept yet because of it.
I'm sure it's a little thing.
I'm sure.
>>691591507
Nice. I don't understand how Texas could leave the US though it doesn't seem right.
>>691591641
Oh my. I'm probably not the best person to have a conversation with this about. I don't know all that much about this stuff
>>691591641
Thank ya for understanding.
What was the Godzilla movie if I may ask? It's not terrible? I recommend it, just not a strong recommendation. Go in with low expectations and you should be fine, I'm a bit cynical with the movies I watch though so you can take what I say with a grain of salt if you want. Kek, I just think you're cute. I can't control that, neither can you from the looks of it.
Damn, my father tried to ride a motorcycle once and nearly split his head open. Don't think I wanna touch the things any time soon. Sleep deprivation is my game though if it involves movies and cuddling.
claimed
>>691591641
look man, i aint gonna die in some desert thats isolated from most people. i gotta be prepared.
>>691591759
dont let it start. easy as that. if it tries to get you then end it before it gets any more power.
>there i am in the back!
>>691590880
Rolling for Tats
>>691591273
I had azusa added on steam, anytime i tried to talk she said she didnt wanna talk, then the other day she just deleted and blocked me. She was going through some stuff last i heard from her so idk, i dont think i said anything wrong but who knows.
Im okay, could always be better
>>691591405
How else would it have known to attack then?
>>691591641
Not passionate towards a specific thing, but passionate as in you seem to have a lot of drive.
If you are cool with doing one id gladly take it!
I kinda get what you mean since i had my overnight job too. I just recently started having to do things in the heat and im remembering how bad it is
>>691591916
>>691592065
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO KICK YOUR ASS
>>691591411
Yeah? What do you do?
>>691591538
That sounds pretty justified of her though. What are her powers?
>>691591531
Yeah dude you're right.
Sorry about not answering. I honestly just left darkest dungeon on because I didn't want the rewards to reroll lol.
Yeah my family is doing fine. Really nice to know you're looking out for me man. Appreciate it. You been good overall?
>>691591637
Best indeed. How's your morning?
>>691591641
No promises
>>691591660
>ready to hear the (x) story?
The answer is literally always yes
Also six flags has that commercial with the dancing guy, right?
>>691591759
Oh I didn't see your first post. It's a little thing man, don't worry about it.
Hopefully it passes much quicker than the last one. You really don't need anymore on your plate, yeah?
>>691591916
Morning
>>691592152
I'm a waiter.
>>691592138
Not happening.
>>691592152
Good, it finally stopped being hot and I love that.
>>691591916
Waifu Lovers, I need your help, please.
I need to know everything you know about this anon:
How do I NameSync? !1zLolicons
Who posted, at least, in the previous Waifu Claiming thread. Only people with the 4chan extension will know who I'm talking about.
Does someone know him? Has he been active recently, or is today the very first time he has showed up in these threads?
I need anything you know.
Thanks in advance!
>>691592270
Stop being a faggot Chen.
>>691592232
It's a song faggot
>>691592084
Hello and good morning, if it is indeed morning where you are.
How's life been treating you?
>>691592152
>>691592178
Yes, hello.
>>691592270
I could tell you all about me, if you'd like.
>>691592270
Why aren't you reading discord?
>>691592152
You're fine, I had a feeling you were busy in your game. That's all fine and dandy, you remembered me anyway and apologized for an action that was hardly even impolite. Takes some getting used to how considerate you can be at times.
Glad your family's doing fine, man. And yourself for that matter. I hope building up bonds with them and such has been going well despite the recent events.
But of course, least I could do for wonderful individuals like yourself. It honestly is. I have been fine, some recent scrapes but I'm already fine, I have a much better grip on my emotions than I used to compared to a week or so ago. It's shocking, hope it's not temporary.
>>691592270
Heresy
>>691592362
I'm just curious about "Ekoserin".
>>691592469
Good, weather finally turned so I'm no longer melting, you?
>>691592232
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MrZdvW6BBkc
>>691592488
Hey. Good morning,
>>691592469
>>691592498
Go ahead, that guy seemed very desperate after you.
>>691591273
Is me
>>691591660
Kinda
I just have this tab open most of the time when Im online and check in every now and again.
>be me
>buy dark souls 1
>o this shall be fun
>open game
>in prison cell
>push a to pick up key or something
>mfw.sfw
>spam literally every key on keyboard
>does nothing
>go to control options
>no option to change interact key
my first impressions aren't great
im going to get a controller tomorrow
>>691592152
ok, so after i talked the guy down $500 i set up to meet him the next day, Wednesday. so after i set up the day i go to my brothers and ask them if they could take me to Los Angeles to go get the car. Both ended up saying no. in distress, i call my dad to help me out with this. he says that he'll help me out. the problem however was that we had to drive over there and then on top of that, we had to come back with both cars meaning we needed another person.
>i'll add part 2 in a bit
>>691592469
get in here. its story time.
>>691591273
Hey Karen. How goes?
>>691592073
It could of been the shrimpies. Those things were alive once.
>>691591915
Ending it is a coward way.
Might as well wither away.
I really have no control here anways.
But fuck that, I'm here to have fun.
>>691592152
Those powders are doing their thing.
So I'm happy despite this nonsense.
It'll pass.
It has to. I really don't want to go through this again. I honestly don't.
Anyways don't worry about me Lebo, truly don't.
I'm content you're here.
>>691592667
I ask because he has done something I didn't know it was possible. He linked two things that seemed to be unlinkable, and I want to know how he did it.
Morning, I hope you caught some Zs.
>>691591864
Ah, alright.
>>691591873
I'm not sure, I don't remember too much about it. I think it was in New York though.
I'll convince you all I'm not cute somehow.
Was he a Harley rider with a dome cap? Because that's how people split their heads open. A full faced helmet and proper gear can prevent some SERIOUS injuries.
>>691591915
Guuuuuuns!
>>691592073
Which is funny, because I don't actually have a lot of natural drive. This is just me after seeing how my life is going to be if I don't get my ass into gear.
>It's a bit dated, but now you can call me uncute and a weeb and be done with it!
Ya, day time it's hot, but night time, heated grips and seat would be nice.
>rolling for rolling to permanently cease
>>691592152
As long someone doesn't take both scissor blades she seems to be immune to anything.
as a life fiber being she can reattach any body part that gets cut off (If both Scissor blades aren't involved) and and give someone a Metal Refitting by inserting life fibers in the head. you could also call it brainwashing. and she can dodge bullets.
>>691592595
Feeling like stuff's been moving too fast in the last few weeks, but I've been holding on.
Any plans for this week?
>>691592788
>>691592498
Old friends.
Not really important anymore. This is my home now.
>>691592964
She may be able to dodge bullets but not my cummies!
forever claimed.
>>691591538
But REVOCS sounds too much like Reebok and also their plan was to enslave humanity so not that justified
>>691592804
I beat the game ng-ng+2 on keyboard and mouse. A controller is highly recommend though. Also, how are you doing man? I didn't scar you for turning you down, yes?
>>691592496
Yeah I meant I was asleep. I just left the game on.
Glad you're pulling through your scrapes. Why is it bad that you have a grip on your emotions?
>>691592239
Kek, sounds good. Weather's getting better here too. It's weird imagining it to be hot in sweden
>>691592211
Oh yeah, we had this talk before. Remembering now. Did you study anything?
>>691592073
Hm alright thanks. Was worried a bit about him.
>>691592804
>read your greentext
>have a laff
At least you're back into the vidya lol
>>691592817
*munches on popcorn*
shit brothers tho
>>691592828
Going fine, how about you?
You went on a camping trip on father's day, I never asked you about that.
>>691592952
If only, chef bro. If only
We have a habit of taking these one-time jokes too far.
>>691592964
Hm, sound cool. Is she from Kill la Kill? I remember something about scissor blades there.
>>691593018
>This is my home now.
And what a great addition you are. Happy to have you and happy you're enjoying your stay.
>>691592868
I think he just learned how to use that so called archive.
Yeah, I slept well, but not too long.
How about you?
>>691593018
>I could tell you all about me, if you'd like.
>Old friends.
>Not really important anymore. This is my home now.
That's all about you?
Do you know the guy who posted this, "Haru"?
I want to ask you seriously. Is he autistic? I tried to explain how I found the discord, but he was very confused.
>>691592851
>Those things were alive once
I remember when i was alive, that was years agoooooooooo
>>691592940
Well im just a naturally lazy and layed back person so anyone who does more than me i say is motivated or has drive
>Its a good thing you like to be warm, because you are getting fucking snuggled even harder after seeing this. Fueltothefire.jpg
That does seem nice, but im not a heat person. Ive only lived in heat and its terrible
>tfw no one notices me
>100% (You) bait
>>691593315
>sweden
>>691593342
>inb4 (You)
>>691593261
I really couldn't be bothered about changing the whole control scheme, I'll just grab a controller.
You realise before I was joking as well, right?
>>691593315
Karen this isn't a time to laff
is a time to cri
maybe
>>691593335
You're alive right now
>>691593315
Steam chat.
>>691593437
So you aren't killself? That's good, but kinda suck at the same time.
>>691593327
Yeah, he can be sometimes.
I don't use discord at all, not even an account.
Did he contact you?
>>691593315
Oh, well thank you.
>>691592860
I can only offer you generic encouragement and support through here.
If you want to talk on steam or discord I'm here for you.
Either way, I sincerely hope you get through your problems. Because you don't deserve this.
>>691593413
F-finland...?
>>691593437
dark souls is always a time to cry
If you're feeling masochistic might as well buy darkest dungeon too
what do you guys think of my Ran-shmama?
>>691593315
>Camping
I did. It was pretty good. Wasn't feeling great so i left a night early, but it's whatever.
I'm pretty good now, though fairly tired.
Cats?
>>691593064
That wouldn't be wise of you.
>>691593195
They wanted to use humanity for life fibers though. enslave would mean taking over.
>>691593315
Indeed.
>>691593450
>sad mio.jpg
>you're alive
Mio are you telling him something indirectly
>>691593538
How does it suck? You wanted me to feel bad, or something?
>>691593597
More like
idk
I'm playing other game right now
Probably won't respond until i die or somehting
maybe
maybe i talk out of my ass right now
who am i kidding i always talk out of my ass
>>691593597
It's in scandinavia and not Sweden or Norway.
>>691592804
it wasnt meant to be played on PC sadly. however, since you just started let me give you some GREAT advice: start over, Starting gift: Black fire bomb. You'll know when you need to use it.
>soon
>>691592860
avoiding it is a cowards way because it never gets solved + they'll use it to their advantage. best to confront it now befpre it gets out of control. trust me, you couldnt have done something worse than i did.
>>691592940
whatever then! be that way.
>get in here, its story time.
>>691593315
Yeah, i figured that out years ago.
My mom was in absolute disagreement with me getting a car so she was out of the question too. my best bet would be to reschedule the day from Wednesday, to Monday. almost one week from the current day. dad says this is a risky move so i might need to throw in an extra hundred. So i fianlly call the guy and then i tell him that i got the money but i cant arrive the next day because of problems. he gets a bit iffy and so i have to throw in the extra 100 just to keep him from denying. he finally agrees. and we leave it at that.
>>691593551
I just went in their discord and he was very surprised.
Whatever.
>>691593335
I'ma say I'm motivated by not wanting a adead end job for life...
>Mugen, stahp, that is the opposite of what I wanted!
Once you feel cold, real cold, you'll understand.
>>691593835
>Story time
Wat
>>691593748
Not exactly, no. I expected it out of you, since you're a pussy ass bitch faggot.
>>691592851
>shrimpies
not anymore!
>>691593018
Sorry.
None at all, there's a big festival going on so all my friends are going.
>>691593342 (You) (You)
>>691593327
I slept for long enough. As usual Jerkchen jerkiness ends up teaching something, even when people reveal resistance to learn.
>>691593888
just read my huge ones. its how i bought my car.
>ika
>>691593748
>implying kiro is not an assface
funny meemay
>>691593835
Sounds like you dodged a bullet. So you went and got the car and it was all good?
>>691593812
B-but I only know Sweden norway and finland
>displeased cat shiki
S-stop!
>>691593888
Kekeke, read his previous reply
>this thread is an RP circlejerk of tripfags using 4chanx and namesynch
bye
>>691592940
Oh, well than that movie is shit. The one you're gonna watch is much better. I hope you enjoy it.
>Tries to convince me
>Shows a cute picture of himself
Kek. You're good lookin'.
Not sure, the only thing that kept his head from splitting in half was a helmet. Flew right into a brick well. Almost died, the stupid fuck.
>>691593315
Kek, ooohhh. That's fine, buddy. The fact that you even acknowledge that you missed a message means a lot to me. That sounds a tad bit sad, me glorifying a simple gesture like that. People suck.
Not bad at all. Just shocking that I was able to do it so quickly.
>>691593748
Maybe I am
Megumin claimed, also
Your waifus are shit
>>691593869
Oh, well, I have stuff to do and funerals to attend to, one of them specifically.
Sadly, I'll be gone, for now.
>>691594075
You should as well, unless you are doing weeb stuff, if that the later is true then you are completely excused.
>>691593967
Well you failed pretty hard there friend.
>>691594172
implying you should imply things
>>691594287
Oh shit
>>691594378
I don't even know what I'm telling him indirectly
>>691594172
I said Scandinavia, couldn't be Finland. It's Denmark, the place of funny drawings that make muslims butthurt.
>>691594329
Sadly tickets sold out weeks ago and I can do without urine dust.
>>691594329
Okay, stay strong, I guess.
See ya.
>>691594143
I'm glad you slept well <3.
>>691593450
None of us are alive on the inside friend
>>691593888
Thats always good, dont ever lose it
>what did you think was gonna happen?
You have only doomed yourself to more replies cutest rider. Ill make sure i get the best blankets for long term snuggle sessions.
I did when i was a kid but i dont remember it enough. I went to Michigan to see some family and it was snowing good
>>691594542
Around Jews
You lose
>>691594542
So this is the truth. Is this why you got so attracted to me all of a sudden?
>>691594172
Hold on! hold on!im not done yet.
so since the new price was $5600 and i had about $5500 in the bank plus an incoming check from my job it was smooth sailing from there. last that was left was to pull out the money from my bank, pool it all together into separate envelopes. So in order to pull out all the money, i had to go to the bank. i asked my brothers once again. Same answer. forced to walk 20 minutes in ghetto streets with shit ton of money in my pockets for about 5 days.
>>691594637
We are if we just believe
@691593342
Not liking this behavior chef bro
Always here for a chat if you want it
>>691594195
Yeah, don't worry about it man.
It's not sad lol, people have done worse. I think it's a good thing anyway.
>>691594692
Obviously not.
I'm attracted not because I'm a jew.
Maybe I just wanted to have something beautiful, but I don't think that would classify me as a jew.
>>691594681
Lose?
claimed
>>691594502
AHAHAHAAAAHAHAH
I REMEMBER THAT HOLY SHIT
THAT WAS SUCH A SHITSHOW
Oh man you brought back memories
Still, shouldn't denmark be super cold?
>>691594783
*munches more on popcorn*
>>691593597
I shouldn't make you feel sad.
It's my fault, and I'll try to make things right.
I'm planning to build my own computer soon, we can probably play together soon.
Your statement is very much appreciated.
But I'll go now Lebo.
You're awesome at making /waifu/ the way it suppose to be.
I'll be here tomorrow, making fun of this 'situation'.
Take wonderful care.
>>691593835
I can't avoid this unfortunately.
All I can say is, "I'll try."
I wouldn't wish this on anyone.
I probably do deserve this, I don't know.
It was good speaking to ya Ika, despite this conversation. I'll go now.
Take good care.
>>691594847
What are you up to right now anyway, adorable?
Eh, just sad seems sad when I look at it. Though I appreciate the gesture all the same, not enough people like you around. I just haven't had a good track record I suppose.
Yeah, I'm pleased with my emotional state. Less stressful people/situations and I'm more self-aware. Feels good.
>>691594991
>>691594542
sneaky chen