Neil Patrick Harris. Six Flags St Louis. In the Villains Cafe.

>>691574448
I live within the Thirty Mile Zone and my work occasionally interacts with the entertainment industry. So yes quite a few.

>>691574448
>Youtubers
I hate you fucking millenials

I worked at a cinema before, where I met a few local celebs. Only international celeb I spoke with was Dominic Monaghan.

>>691574448
I met peter dinklage at a gas station, i didn't want to bother him but he saw i was wearing a game of thrones shirt and he simply said "i like your shirt" and me being awkward fag that i am replied "me too"

I am an artist... and I work in Hollywood. So, yes... I know quite a few celebrities.

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I was at a convenient store in line behind Mark Hamill, the line was taking to long and he turned back and told me "any more of this bullshit and I'll blow my brains out" (using the joking voice) then he does the laugh and turns back.

>>691574448
Met Arnie at an Arnold Classic one year, shook his hand and said that I really enjoyed his movies, all he replied was
"Yah, thanks kid." and walked away

I used to have a TV star famous in Australia come over to my house most weekends.

He was dating my sisters best friend at the time.

I had a conversation with Tom Kenny about voice acting.

I met lena heady at a hotel, we talked about game of thrones.

My uncle was good friends with Jeff Bridges, and he set me up with a skype call with him so i could interview him for a school project when i was in highschool.

And i also had my ass slapped by sasha gray at a gas station.

Met Bruce Springsteen back in 2004. Super friendly and didn't act like he was bothered by the whole thing.

>>691574448
youtubers aren't famous. Idc who they are for fucks sake.

I met someone who was kind of a local celebrity from Buffalo. He made a homeless woman viral video, that got 2 million plus views or something. It was featured on MTV and stuff. I think he has maybe, 20,000 subscribers? So he's not that big.

I was cutting his hair when he came into our shop. He was a really nice kid, and tipped me $20. Hopefully he never turns into a huge asshole if he ever makes it big on YouTube.

I saw Christian Bale at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Bateman trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen videotapes in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>691578203
Dude if someone can upload videos on a shitty website and have 12 million people watch them everyday, I'm pretty sure they're famous.

met Christina Grimmie last year. she was cool

>>691574448
Met Kim Kardashian back in 2013. Fucked her brains out for a whole week then she left to LA

>>691574448

I work in a hotel by the Red Rocks Ampitheater. So far I've met/held conversations with: Bizzy Bone from Bone thugs n harmony, the two clowns from Insane Clown Posse, John Lithgow, Carrot Top, Bret Michaels, The drummer from Rise Against, and I shit you not, the actual Jamaican bobsled team. They signed a picture and put "Cool Runnings" on it. It's against hotel policy for front desk to speak to celebrities, but fuck it, I'm gonna do it anyways

>>691578694
That's cool, man. I pissed on her grave.

>>691575777
Waste of trips

>>691576812
Australian here. Who is this person you speak of?

>>691578573
What an asshole for such a shitty actor

>>691578573
joker, is that you?

>>691578946

And Kirk Hammet at his Fear Festevil, the first one, in San Francisco. Turns out he collects horror props and I talked to him about the scene in the Thing with the defribrilators and how the Exorcist scared the shit out of him.

>>691578978
why?

I've skyped with Lt Corbis

>>691579146
ok i keeked

I met Jimmy Carr after one of his standup shows and had a short conversation with him and got his autograph.
I also met some footballer years ago when I was about 12 and got his autograph. I had no idea who he was as I didn't really care for sports, but my dad was excited to see him and didn't want to ask for an autograph himself.

>>691578573
>>691579100
that is copy pasta, not true

>>691574448

That red head youtuber warcraft girl came onto me in a bar like 10/15 years ago.

I don't care if this falls under the "i saw them at a party once" category, but i saw tilda swinton sleeping in a glass box at the museum of modern art.

I can't fucking believe people just stood around watching her sleep, that's creepy and just retarded to waste your time doing so.

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>>691579045
This cunt.

>>691578978
almost cut myself on this comment

>>691574448
Saw Kris Jenner at LAX we had a pretty long conversation at the Starbucks in the airport. We talked about KUWTK, what I liked to do and stuff. She's super chill.

>>691577110
>And i also had my ass slapped by sasha gray at a gas station.
I demand more details.

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I shook Keanu Reeves' hand

>>691579100
newfag

I gave will smith a burrito

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>>691579627
Wait what the actual fuck, i thought you were lying about the sleeping in a box thing.
Why is white people crazy?

>>691579640
>this sketchy fuck
>famous
>wat?

Rihanna and Kim Kardashian, also I met Shamus the wrestler behind a red light right next me when wwe had an event in my town. He was driving a red dodge challenger

>>691574448
I fucked a famous chick back in the mid 80's. Any one want the story?

>>691577110
Lies. All lies.

>>691574448
Ok. So just because you met somebody famous does that make you famous?

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I said whats up to Jonah Hill at a concert and he told me to fuck off.

>>691578783
Kanye is that u

>>691579930
Sure.

I mean, it's just the whole point of the fucking thread, you retard.

I've met Kristian Nairn, Charles Dance and Daniel Portman.

>>691579763
I was at a gas station getting a drink, i saw her and said "nice ass" without hesitation she turned and said "you too" my friend then jokingly said "if you toutch it, it brings good luck" She smirked walked over and slapped it, then walked away.

>>691579576

Felicia Day?

>>691579886
He's actually a pretty nice dude.

I've also met Billy West but it was at some convention thing so doesn't really count I guess.

Met the drummer for lamb of god chris adler at a guitar shop

>>691574448
Met David Robinson a bunch of times at my church. Nice guy.

>>691580506
Huh, me too. 8 years ago during the wrath tour

>>691578573
>Video tapes

I understood that reference

Shia labeef

Can be sort of cool but gets pretty unpredictable when drunk. Mercurial and cruel to people who kiss his ass or that he doesn't like.

I met Bill Murray in an alley behind a gay bar once. I was sucking cocks for meth when who should walk up but Bill fucking Murray! I stood up to tell him what a huge fan I was but he pushed me down and started raping my asshole (my pants were already off from jerking it). This goes on for about five minutes until he cums and then he pulls out and wipes his shit and cum soaked dick on my upper lip. I lay there looking up at him kind of in shock and he bends down, spits in my face, and says "No one will ever believe you."

>>691579866
I actually met her on the set of the dr strange movie.
I'm a lighting guy, I've met (talked to) a handful of people, and i see a shit ton of others almost every day.

>>691580207
>1984 summer
>just graduated, athletic/cross country
>went on a roadtrip to Cali from Texas
>uneventful until we get to LA
>meet John fucking milius
>he loves Texas county folk
>gives us a address and timeframe
>literally says "be their or be square"
>buddy's and I are so fucking stoked
>we get to the party we all drink (me not so much)
>a slightly drunk Cassandra Gava (the witch from Conan) comes over and starts hitting on me
>after about 2 hours of playing the rounds we ended up fucking for two days.
>literally the best time of my life.

>>691580458

Thats the one, the singing songs about wowcraft and shit?

I get her and the fat redhead from madmen mixed up.

>>691574448
I met Mort from Family Guy (Johnny Brennan) he also did a thing called the Jerky Boys a long time ago. I met him at a local convention in my area, super fucking awesome guy, love em. (I also have photo evidence of him with his arm around me lol.)

>>691575263
>muh TV
>spoonfeed me more bullshit daddy

ive met
-John Dunsworth (Grocery store in Kingston, Ontario)
-Hillary Duff (met at an afterparty in Hollywood hills, Los Angeles)
-Pretty much half of the NHL including hall of famers including Bobby Orr and Wayne Gretzky (Cousin is a well known NHL player)
-Adam Brice (Youtuber went to my school, has over 600,000 subs)
Must be some people im missing... ive had an interesting life so far

Aaron Carter played I Want Candy for me and a group of my friends in my basement 4 years ago.

>>691574448
Why the fuck was she in Pembroke? Or in Wales in general.

I had a couple of drinks with dave grohl at some bar in seattle. I jokingly bought him a beer, he bought me one, i bought him one and kept going until i was unable to talk. He used my phone to call my sister, she picked me up. I woke up the next day with a beer on the table and a note saying "i guess i win"

I met Kreayshawn at a house party once

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>>691581400

This made me smile.

>check'd

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I saw Gandalf and Captain Picard in Central Park when I was in college a year or two ago. Also saw jontron. Got backstage passes to meet Eddie Izzard. Met up with Ess Vee a few times. My grandma lives down the street from Steve Balboni.

>>691582414
If true, that story wins the thread

I was jogging and saw Keanu Reeves sitting on a lawn with his broken down englsh motorcycyle waiting for a tow. He kinda looked at me and I looked at him and he was cool. I ran around the block again(it's my usual route) and he made kind of a shrugging gesture like the tow truck isn't there yet. The third time I went around the block it was just weird, but I swear this is my normal routine.

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I took pictures with Stan Lee, Sara Jean Underwood [after telling her I had seenher nude yoga video; she was sweet about my autism], and tried to get a picture with CM Cunt, but he was mad about something. I asked him if he could take a picture putting me in the Anaconda Vice and he only said one thing to me the whole time. Security spoke the rest of the time.

"No."

I got the signed picture from him and gave it to a friend. If I had been heavier, drinking, and mean, something interesting might've happened...

I met SleepyCabin at a convention and Stamper sat down, drunk as fuck, and talked about life. Then someone ran up and said "Show us your butt, spread your butt." So he stood up and ripped his ass out.

I've met a lot of famous politicians, athletes, and entertainers. I'll list them and if you want the stories, just reply.

Jerry Seinfeld
Hillary Clinton
Bernie Sanders
ASAP Rocky
Big Sean
2 Chainz
Bill Clinton
Chuck Schumer
Cory Booker
Mariano Rivera
Bernie Williams
David Villa
Rex Ryan
Bill Murray
Girgensens and some other bi-racial guy on the Buffalo Sabres (I was hammered)
Bill Weir
Charlie Gibson
Andrew Cuomo
Wolf Blitzer

Doesn't count but want to share my disappointment:

>Nan worked at a club with her sister when she was young
>Bonnie Tyler used to sing here
>Family friend for years
>Waiting for my opportunity
>Nan's sister & husband staying at her villa in Poland I think about 2 years ago, 2 weeks later my uncle dies (sister's husband)
>Funeral, emotionally charged day. Hard working MEN in tears over a tough loss kind of day.
>Go out for a cigarette
>Come back and she's gone.

I feel like that was my one chance to make an impression and maybe be able to call in a favour via "Perform at my wedding", but I blew it all by smoking a cig around the corner from where she was having a convo with my fam.

>>691583272
I met Stamper, Cory, Chris, Zach, and jontron at a bar. I bought them a round of shots, then got them each to call my friend a retard (over the phone) for not going to the bar with me.

>>691583512
Oh and Catherine Zeta Jones gets her hair done in my aunties salon. Only seen her in passing also.

I saw Lia in westwood before I started browsing 4chan no lie

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>>691583348

Girgensens.

How could I not ask? You were already drinking!

>>691583348
ASAP, BIG SEAN, 2CHAINZ

>>691574448
Met Mike Mussina back when he played for the Orioles. Got an autographed ball and a picture with him.

I'm not disclosing my town on here but Bruce willis frequents the local starbucks pretty often, usually early in the morning. I've also seen him in panera a few times and waved to him and asked him about fame and if he actually enjoys it.

>he does not.

Smoked and hung out with Doug Benson

>>691574448
I lived in a house for Spring/Summer with a bunch of guys who are in the NFL now. Manziel stayed for a few weeks

>>691581424
She a cool gal?

>>691584353
"I'm not disclosing my town on here but"
>we care
>it matters

>>691584353
one of the biggest assholes in hollywood

>>691584019
We were at this popular college bar in Downtown Buffalo and my friend is a huge hockey fan, I thought he looked familiar but his sober mind prevailed, I bought us all a round of shots and we did it on my snapchat story. Most of the people in the bar were just uni students from downstate that aren't big into hockey so they didn't really get it but we were fucking lit.

>>691584070
I've met 2Chainz twice. in 2012 when he was first getting big off Cruel Summer at ATL in the American Airlines lounge, most recently I met him because I was inside of the huge shitshow at Webster Hall that ultimately didn't even happen. I met Big Sean at a promo release for his sneakers (Pro Model IIs) that came out a couple years ago. With both of them I just discussed their most recent albums. They're really approachable. I dabbed ASAP up on the way out as he was waiting for his bodyguards to get close enough to the car, I told him I was a big fan, he told me he appreciated the support. He acknowledged the crazy crowd outside so I asked him about what was going on. He told me that Pusha T had other shit planned at SOBs but he wasn't going to be able to pull through for that.

>>691580134
I've heard he's a dick.

>>691574448

I live in L.A. and work in the entertainment business so I have hung out and spent time with a ton of actors and celebrities.

BEST
Robert Pattinson - Unbelievably nice, humble, down to earth, a consummate gentleman
Drew Barrymore - A sweetheart who's loving and nice to literally everyone
Nick Cage - This guy is so fucking cool to hang with, I kid you not
Rose McGowan - Love her.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Cool as hell and an incredibly nice and humble dude
Neve Campbell - Sweetheart
Miley Cyrus - You can't hangout with anyone more fun
Kevin Smith - He's a little full of himself, but I love the guy, he's awesome
Ashton Kutcher - As cool as you'd think he'd be

WORST
Thomas Jane - Biggest asshole on the planet
Quentin Tarantino - Used to be cool, but turned into a huge Hollywood asshole
Orlando Bloom - Asshole
Sandra Bullock - HUGE bitch
Julia Stiles - Bitch

SO SO
Kevin Costner - Pretty arrogant
Kristen Stewart - Not a crew girl, pretty full of herself

Went to high school with jj reddick plays for the clippers. Smoked with him a few times. I live in memphis now and met a couple rappers but i dont really listen to that shit and didnt realize who they were till later on

Politicians;(au)
Wayne swan (presented with award)
Campbell Newman (flipped off, he smirked at me and thought it was brilliant)
Anastasia palu... (forget spelling, current premier for qld)
Pauline Hanson (didn't she have an eerie presence about her)

Other;
Tim Bailey (nsw weather man)
Delta Goodrem
Icp

That's all that come to mind atm

Test

>>691584895
Sure, she's polite, open to conversations, but mostly on the serious side. So i didn't really joke around or anything.

>>691574448
Nelson Mandela - his grandson went to my school. It was pretty lame. We all lined up and walked past and shook his hand and that was it.

>>691584748
I like to imagine that like 90% of all people who have met Doug Benson have smoked weed with him. I don't smoke anymore but that would be cool as fuck

>>691574448
I mistook James Franco for one of my friends and basically flipped him off and called him a fag (like a lot of immature men do) and after noticing it was Franco i freaked out and begged for forgiveness. He told me not to worry about it, then flicked me off and called me a fag as he walked away.

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>>691585140

Thank you for that. It's cool that you got it on Snapchat.

I fingered hex from an Australian TV show in a club once.

>>691585897
I fucked the girl from Motocrossed

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>>691585168

I'd read that Neve Campbell was a *HUGE* bitch in some 2013 /b/ posts during her filming for Scream [1]. When did you meet her?

>>691577711
You lucky swine

>>691585198
Which rappers did you meet?

>>691578783
You have AIDS

Met Matthew Logan Vasquez from Delta Spirit. Shook his hand, made conversation. The guy is cool as fuck. Walked around the bar, drank with random groups, just walked around and made conversation with anyone. Not a big celebrity but to me, it was completely badass

>the guy who directed that shitty water horse movie

Wanted to tell him his movie sucked ass, too autistic to tell him that.

>ricky hatton

Cool guy, fairly down to earth, would buy a beer for.

>>691575777
How did you know it was him? and not just a random midget?

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I live near a large airport. Once I saw on craigslist "I'm _____(a relatively famous pornstar known for blowjobs) and my flight was canceled, I'm stuck here until tomorrow. First person to reply who has a place I can spend the night gets my number." Replied because I was bored and wanted to fuck with someone who was obviously fucking with other people but they replied back with a timestamped picture and their number. Ended up spending the night at my house and gave me the best blowjob of my life, then we watched game of thrones and ate frozen pizza. She made me delete her number when she left though. 10/10 would do again

>>691586744
>>691578573

Samefag

>>691574448
i met sidearms

>>691586836
Name?

>>691586744
That's a weird fucking story. I don't even know what to make of it. It sucks that he's a douche

>>691586905

>not knowing about the pasta

summerfags pls go

I saw George R.R. Martin at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen porn magazines in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the magazines and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each magazine and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by spoiling the ending to game of thrones really loudly.

>>691586143
Yo gotti and juicy j. Im a bartender and yo gotti would come in by himself have a beer and either get wings or a burger everytime. Never tried anything else. Tips really good kinda quite. Met juicy j playing pool at a bar late one night. I was really drunk and his crew was kinda crazy

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>Brian "Bluey" McClennan (born 16 February 1962, Auckland) is a former professional New Zealand rugby league footballer and coach. He was previously the head coach of the New Zealand national team (with whom he won the 2005 Tri-nations) and then England's Leeds Rhinos club (with whom he won the 2008 and 2009 Super League championships).

I work in a retail store in NZ and have served him a few times. He bought deadpool off me a few weeks ago.

>>691586967
Nigga, posting the same stale pasta twice is samefag as fuck

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>>691574448
I met that one fucker who played the hulk in the old show, the king from Game of thrones and I met Christina Grimmie twice, once at summoners con and one at the Echo in downtown LA. Grimmie was really nice, to bad with what happend.

>>691574448
i shook mitt romney's hand once when he spoke at a church with his wife, cool guy

>>691586911

My name is Jeremy

>>691574448

Backstage passes!

Met Robert Plant, Huey Lewis, Neil Young, Rush, and others I'm forgetting.

(Worked at a music store, and whenever a tour would come to town and need supplies, we'd hook them up and they'd toss a couple of tickets/backstage passes our way.)

BTW, I'm loving the times when you click for the captcha, and it just gives you a green check mark right away, without even have you solve a captcha! :D

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I don't give famous people any acknowledgement of any kind. That's what they're likely expecting. I just treat them like regular people. I don't ask for autographs. I ignore them like regular people.

>>691587445
I love Huey Lewis, pls tell me

>>691587263
>the king from game of thrones
Nigga wich one, there are like 15 different kings.

>>691574448
If youtubers are considered celebrities then I've met a lot. I used to work security/panel operations at conventions (e.g. Otakon) where youtubers, voice actors, musicians, and other sorts of significant creatives show up. I was a supervisor and moving up to department head so I was often stuck with or escorting talent around all day. I'll give one for each category I have and others if requested.

Actor: Chloe Moretz - Heard she was going to be doing a thing at a mall near. I went early to dick around before probably not going to see her in person and I ran into her at a starbucks. I said I was just thinking of going to see her at the mall. Short humorous conversation.

Model: Jessica Nigiri - Lot's of cosplay models. I was helping run a cosplay panel and got to talk to her a few times throughout it. Enough that she remembered my name by the end.

Porn Star: Remy Lacroix - Staying at a resort in Florida I ran into her at the bar. I didn't know who she was at the time and that made for a decent conversation. Looked her up later. After that I saw her all the time online. It was weird.

Artist: Jaime Wyeth - Ran into him with my girlfriend at a museum party/event. She ran into him and he was really nice about it and talked to her while I stood there. He asked my name and what I do but was clearly not as interested in me as my lady friend. Also he was wearing a kilt.

Musician: Jack Black/Snoop Dogg - Saw them talking after Cypress Hill performed (so needless to say I was blazed) and managed to get over the gate long enough to get a handshake from each. A security guy went to drag me off, I said "I can walk! I'm going!" and Snoop told him I was cool. (Fun Fact: Little did he know my dad had kicked him out of his hotel only a few years prior)

Youtuber: Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson - I stood next to this guy and escorted him for the better part of several conventions. Talked a lot. Cool guy.
Politician: A LOT

>>691587530

Very down to earth guy. Easy going. Didn't act like "a star". Just another human being. Very cool! (Played a hell of a concert, too, BTW!)

>>691575777
Awesome. My girlfriend met him at a music festival in Colorado when she was younger. This was way before GoT though.

>>691574448
I met Markiplier at a cafe in Boston two years ago. My friend and I were talking about some game while waiting in line and he was behind us and chimed in on the conversation. He was a really cool guy, but we had no idea who he was until a year or so later.
I still haven't subscribed

>>691585247
>Pauline Hanson

Please explain?

>>691587700

Your gf fucked Jamie Wyeth. Definitely.

>>691587585
>robert
>renly
>stannis
>joffery
>mance rayder
>the mad king (technically he was in the show foot like 10 seconds)
>tommen
>robb stark
>the iron islands dude
>the iron islands dude's brother
>that black guy from that one city danny took over

Kygo trains in my gym, in Bergen Norway, talked to him once, you wouldnt even think hes famous when you talk to him just seems like a normal suburban person

>>691588088

>stannis
>robert

The only true kings m80 180.

I work in the sex industry, I've met more than a few porn stars. Fucked a couple, turned down more. I'm actually most proud of how I met tom savini and he gave me career advice for editing. great guy

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>>691574448
i met a big one in an unusual place
>be me
> 14 yo
>sit in an old town plaza caffee in Marbella Spain
>with my mom
>than she implies insn´t that this one handsome wrestler over there
>i turn around and it is the Rock himself
>Dwayne Jonhson
>he is sitting there slurpin on a espresso
>still having his long hair due to the scorpion king movie
>wearing a beige suit totally majestic
>MFW my mom started herassing him into making a photo with us

For the dutchfags here: i saw lucas hamming at pinkpop and i talked a while with him while watching gary clarck jr. i also spoke with some players of ajax in austria, where i was on vacation

>>691588364
Nigger who did you fuck and who did you turn down. Probably wont believe you. But do tell

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I met Francois Arnaud when he was in Budapest. He was shooting The Borgias in Etyek.

He's so fucking awesome. I always had a huge crush on him, so I almost came in my pants when I saw him. We talked a little bit about acting, and he said he loves Hungary

I met Yoni Wolf after a show once. Super nice guy but didnt get to talk to him much. He was packing up his equipment after a show and I didnt want to be an asshole by holding up his shit

>>691574448
met and played a few songs with vom ritchie. hes the drummer from "die toten hosen"

>>691588067
Then I hope it was at least artful in some way

>>691574448
I was once on a plane with Matt Smith, I like to tell people that I travelled with the doctor

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My brother went out with Margot Robbie in High School. They never fucked, but he fingered her and she blew him.

In a coffee shop with my buddy in Ilsington, North London, STONED, buddy says to me "hey the guy behind me looks like Jimmy Carr", guy behind us leans forward and puts his head between ours and says "I am Jimmy Carr!"
True story

>>691578203
Well, now that we know you hate 'em we can shut the whole thing down

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I met Alyssa Edwards yesterday. I'm not going to admit this anywhere but an anonymous image board.

I met Shane diesel on a NYC subway. He said he was really glad to have me as a fan. He was very nice, even though as a white dude I expected him to kind of be rude to me. He said that's all on camera and that in real life he is super chill. We laughed at a few jokes and he even gave me some tips on maximizing penile gains.

>>691587985
Similar thing. I met that guy, the angry video game nerd, when we were waiting for his panel to beina at a con. He was just sitting in the back row in a hoodie. I asked if he wanted to move to the front because there were open seats and he said he was good, he was the panelist. I didn't know who he was so I just talked to him. He was a guy, nothing outrageous. I also met "two best friends play" or something like that and they were visually upset when I didn't recognize them. I told them I didn't recognize Karen Gillan either until I had hit on her and realized she was standing near me because I was her security escort (no one radioed me. They just sent her over to me.)

My friend got into a fight with one of the retards from the only way is Essex. My mate was about to bottle him because he wouldn't give him the opener and then acted like it was a great honour to have him open it for him.
Also threw in a quick, do you know who I am.

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I met this voice actress in high school. She was pretty cool.

Nobody recognized her of course, and she had all these characters' names up on a whiteboard. She asked us to try to figure out what they all had in common, and nobody could quite figure it out. When she told us that she was the VA, we all lost our shit.

>>691574448
I met Bez at a party. We chatted in the kitchen, but I couldn't take him seriously as he was foaming at the corners of his mouth. I had to leave before I freaked out laughing.

>>691588088
The fucker who died of poison, I can't remember he was a young dude, got an autograph and he was nice.

>>691578978
Nice

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>>691574448
I have known Ronnie and Johnnie Van Zant from Lynyrd Skynyrd since I was a kid. I used to mow their dads lawn. Got drunk with Johnny a number of times

>>691574448
Don't know if this counts but here it goes....
>Marilyn Manson does a show in my town about a year ago
>Who might been front row, fiercely defending my spot
>He finally leans over into the crowd right over me, holds out his hand
>He spit up (or vomits) onto crowd
>Hits me square in the face
>Smells like Satan's ass.... literally can't even describe the smell. 9000/10 foul
>I'm trying desperately to clean my face off
>I look up and he's looking directly at me
>Reaches his hand over my head for fans to touch whilst still looking at me
>I look up and try and reach for his hand (I literally want to pull him into the crowd at this point for spotting/committing in my face)
>He pulls back hand and continues show
>DOESBT FUCKING COME BACK OVER TO MY SIFE OF THE STAHE FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT. LITERALKY HIGS THE OTHERSIDE OF THE STAGE
>His band mates saw what he did to me
>The bouncers saw it too. Ask if I'm okay at the end of the show
>I'm more or less okay but embarrassed
>Just wanted an autograph

I have mixed feelings about the night. Especially considering I'm a petite and attractive female. I waited around at the end of the show because I wanted ana autograph as an apology but some weirdo was bothering me and I left before I saw him. Apparently he came out liek 10mins later.... he KO'd some other bitch at the same show and she got VIP tickets for life and I got tested for STDs.... came back clean but still disappointed. Tried to contact him later and all my messages were ignored or deleted. :(

I met David Blunket once, he didn't meet me

>>691589031

>they never fucked

Is he all depressed now? I would be.

>>691587093
>Ser, you need to past for those

>>691589887
Yeah he's pretty shattered. They were only like 14 though, so at the time a blowjob was pretty cool. Nobody he tells believes him though.

>>691589771
Oh man, I'm sorry autocorrect fucked up my story and I didn't notice. Fucking phone. I'm assuming most will understand what I meant.... sorry about the confusing typos.

>>691580359
who are you???

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Believe it or not but we dated when we were 17. We both attended columbia uni in new york and were the youngest in our class so we hung out a lot and eventually dated for 4ish months. she only put out once but then left me when she got picked up to do some movie. Was kinda a stuck up bitch after that and acted like we didnt really know each other. funny thing, i saw her like 2 years ago at a starbucks in LA and she acted like she didnt give me the cold shoulder for fucking years. We "caught up" (mainly her talking about being famous now) and then i left cause work. Fuck her

>>691589771

>considering I'm a petite and attractive female

We'll be the judge of that. Pics.

>tfw I went to a Manson concert and the most outrageous thing he did was just burn a bible

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>>691583348
The clintons and sanders

i go to nerdy conventions often and run into a few but if we're talking outside cons.

i ran into sara jean underwood and said whats up and we had a small conversation before going our separate ways.

i spoke to adrienne curry at a bar.

felicia day was grinding on me at a geek and sundry party.

no joke i just met the main guy from sons of anarchy the other day (charlie something too lazy to look it up) at a auto and bike shop in LA. i was getting some paint work done on my bike and he was there looking for some parts for a bike he is restoring. We shot the shit about we we rode (didnt tell him i knew who he was) and what we've restored in the past and then he had to go after buying his parts. he was a pretty cool guy

>>691590330
>felicia day was grinding on me at a geek and sundry party.
>felicia day
>grinding
kek. I cannot begin to imagine what this looks like

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>>691590147
This is me. Decide for yourself

My mate had a pint with Kerry King at the metal Hammer awards before the days of camera phones. Jelly

>>691590530
8/10 would cuddle

>>691590530

6/10 Way too much black. Short hair does not suit you at all. Potential though.

>>691583199
Used to be obe of my favorites until he walked out like a bitch. Heard he's pretty much a dick anyways

>>691590731
Awe. Thanks!

Met Justin long at a movie premier pretty cool guy. Actually ran across a street just to sign something, said he would sign just about anything.

>>691590530
poor babe :(

>>691590497
i was drunk and my friends said it happened. i believe i have some parts of that night saved from snapchat lol. if i remember correctly, she can't really dance.

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>>691575263
Fuck off granpa, no one cares about your TV and movies

>>691590530
9/10
would vomit on

>>691590104
Darude - Sandstorm

>>691590530
you look like you regret posting yourself on /b/. It's erotic in a nuanced and paradoxical kinda way.

>>691590856
Thank you but honestly all the tests came back clear so I'm good to go. Now it's just a neat story to tell.

>>691590966
I am flattered, anon haha

>>691590877
>insults TV
>uses a gif from a TV show

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Not the greatest story but i had lunch with jennifer carpenter and michael c hall before their divorce (they play dexter and debra in the show dexter). basically i was buying tacos at this food truck in Venice and jennifer carpenter accidentally bumped into me and made ne spill my shit so she apologized and offered to buy me more food. i accepted and as i walked away she offered to eat with her and her husband (obviously was gonna eat with dexter and debra fucking morgan no doubt) so i accepted and ate with them and talked about mostly my life (the whole what do you do for a living and all that) for 20ish mins till i had to go. they were pretty cool couple, sucks they didnt work out

I met a famous porn star turned columnist. Ended up taking her home, unlike her persona she infact did not like a finger in the ass.

Had drinks with Woody Allen years ago. I woke up the next day with my asshole hurting, I guess all the drinks gave me the hard shits.

>>691581400
Kek

>>691590530
I would perform the finest of sexsual acts upon you madame.

>>691585897
Need some details on this one.

Spoke with John Dwyer of Thee Oh Sees today. Pretty cool guy.

>>691591246
Name?

>>691590530
6/10 because short hair are definitely not for you.

By the way.....tits or GTFO!

The Fine Bros before their downfall

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>>691591225
pretty much this.

>>691590791
he is. my bro met him at a sports bar and offered to buy him and his two friends a beer (cm cunt is straight edge and my bro totally forgot). instead of just saying no thanks or "i dont drink" he flips out saying my bro is trying to piss him off and that he would "beat the piss out of him and fuck his gf" (my sis in law was there too). he ended up leaving shortly after flipping out

>>691591388
>fedora.jpg

>>691591233
Lucky. Best show I've ever seen

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>>691590284
The Clintons live in my neighborhood, they always participate yearly in the town parades. I'm also a cuck liberal so i've sat in meetings with her at her Brooklyn HQ, as well as been extremely close to them at rallies. Hillary recognizes me so when I see her she asks me about how i'm doing and I congratulate her, Bill i've only spoken to once but it was in this election cycle and we spoke about our town, about his wife, and how crazy this election has become. They are incredibly talented politicians, speaking to Bill Clinton in particular is probably what talking to God is like. Guy can flip the "appease high school dropouts with southern charm" switch to "hyper intellectual polymath" depending on who he's talking to. I have some pictures with them but i'm not going to post them.


Sanders is a nice guy, but he's really awkward and he was in a rush when I met him, he was leaving his rally in the Bronx. He was asking the young people around them how much they pay for college, if they were from the neighborhood, he then reiterated the inequality points of his campaign. I also met Rosario Dawson and Spike Lee since they were also off the stage. He was the first candidate to have any campaign event in the Bronx since RFK in 1968, so it was pretty cool.

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>>691580741
>>691580506


Lucky cunts.
I idolize that fuck.

>>691590530
Could poop on me.

>>691582646
>wipes his shit and cum soaked dick on my upper lip

dirty sanchez, classic

Saw Mike Tyson once in a bodega across the street from my apartment building. Apparently he owns pigeons in Harlem which is why he was there. Everyone was making a big deal, crowding the store and I just wanted a fucking Sprite

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>>691591581
>>691591581

>>691591461
Some slut called trinity. Was coming off her miss nude title fame at the time

>>691591599
meh i liked the earlier season better and this took place during like season 3 or 4 in the show so i was hyped to even meet them let alone have a meal with them

Met Tom Mendies a few days ago. Pretty cool dude.

>>691590530
He probably smacked you for wearing a chilli peppers shirt to his concert.

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>>691591655
kek

>>691591425

>go to club with friends
>see her dancing alone and recognize her as the good game girl
>go dance
>grinding and she is very handsy
>she is dancing with her back to me
>grabs my hand
>puts it down her pants
>finger her while dancing
>get her off
>I go to get us drinks
>never see her again

So i got my fingers wet and had do drink her Vodka and Lemonade.

>>691574448
Met Dan 'Soupy' Campbell of The Wonder Years at a McDonald's in Little Rock, Arkansas.
We just talked about food poisoning being terrible and how you practically shit yourself to death when it happens.

My fucking hero.

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>>691591570
>tfw he gets his ass handed to him in his UFC debut

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>>691590530
No joke, could you just upload more pictures of your face? I don't want to see tits or anything, i just like your face. Sorry if i sound creepy.

>>691591654
Go to bed summercunt

>>691578978
kek

>>691579100
>>691585897
Need Hex details for science reasons.

>>691591388
Madame? Haha thank you. And forget what that other faggot OP said about fedoras. I'm flattered as fuck

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Pic related
Used to live with her
Really nice person
Seen her boobies, seen her blowing

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>>691591937
my brother literally called me when they announced his fight at UFC 203 and just said "that faggot finally is gonna get his ass handled to him in the UFC" and hung up lmao i instanly knew he was talking about Punk. cant wait to see him het his ass whooped

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>>691592034
>summercunt

i met daniel radcliff and james franco at a broadway after party (separate occasions). just talked about the plays and small talk

>>691591388

>madame

Met the drummer of Sabaton before their opening act at an Iron Maiden concert a few years back, and with me myself being a drummer it was fucking dope.

He was just standing there by the stage talking to some people, so me and my broher just came up to him and asked for a picture, super chill and happy dude
>tfw he had ABBA tattooed on his knuckles

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>>691592162

Met and talked to Joe Rogan for a few minutes on my vacation trip. Genuine nice guy

>>691590530
I am oddly infatuated with you. I can't tell what the fuck it is, but theres something about your face I like.

>>691591505
You're crazy. I rock short hair, if you don't like then fuck off. I'm not showing you shit. Go Google some long haired bitch

>>691590530
laura?

>>691585168
>a little full of himself
Just a little?

>>691592309
abba? no shit?
that's fuckin rad

>>691592353
powerful

>>691585168
can back up that Thomas Jane stat. Hes a fucking tool. Ive seen him like 4 seperate times and each time hes a asshole to everyone

I met Adam West at a con. I kept talking from being so nervous and he almost didn't say anything. I shook his hand.

>>691574448
I met tommy emanuel backstage

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>>691591975
Happy to oblige

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>>691591975
you do sound exceptionally creepy my friend.

>>691579640
THE SHAK

>>691592431
Nope, Sorry

>>691592204
you were flattered by that? well I'll have you know that at first glance you seem more than adequately attractive enough to move on to sexual thoughts!

>>691592431
Daniel?

Met Ray Romano at legoland when I was a kid

Met Mitchell Hedberg twice after shows. Second time I had him sign a possession/paraphernalia ticket. Lost it several moves ago cuz I'm retarded. He was friendly and sarcastic (most comedians). Awesome guy and my stomach hurt for a couple days from laughing.

>>691592917
no this is patrick

>>691592795
I wanna crawl down your throat and eat out your asshole from the inside if that'd be alright for you.

>>691592902
you look just like my ex if she had short hair. a little better looking but she had bigger tits.

>>691590530
>>691592795

Tiffany?

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>>691592822
Ignore him. This is the internet. It takes a lot to be creepy. I've been lurking long enough to know that

>>691592913
Thanks

>>691592795
Why did you say you're petite? Is is the same as when fat bitches call themselves thick? ..bc you're not petite

>>691574448

I've met:

Tera Patrick
Dwain chambers
Hanna Maria-Seppala

In all cases we had do a full blown conversation.

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>>691592795
>dat pendant
manson knew you are illuminati that's why he barfed on you

>>691589771

If you were in the front row of a Manson concert and were not honoured to have him spit/vomit on you, then you had no business being in the front row. Save that spot for someone who deserves it.

>>691592917
Corey?

>>691587445
Pls tell about neil young. He seems like such a beautiful soul.

my great grandfather fucked the queen of england in 1951

>>691592917
Nah man. Sorry. My name ain't that either