>>691566549
What's your deal with north Korea?

Do you legitimately view them as allies or like a retarded step brother you have to keep an eye on?

>>691566549
Are you chinese?

>>691566549
This website is probably blocked in China

Check mate kiddo

>>691566549
retarded stepbrother we have to keep an eye on. the younger generation of chinese is in favor of reunification under ROK rule, the older generation of chinese is in favor of annexing the DPRK after their regime collapses.

they can't do anything for china, all they have is their giant standing army that is still using cold war era tech.

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>>691566549
Do my homework

>>691567026
ever hear of a VPN genius?

>>691566985
affirmative.

>>691566549
Where did the west go wrong in your opinion?

>>691567118
i'm a failed chinese. it took me 3 tries to pass calc C and when i did, i barely squeaked by with a C-. you don't want me anywhere near that.

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>>691567026
>you

>>691566549
Am I chinese?

>>691567163
when you started relying on financial institutions rather than labor

>>691567261
你说呢？

>>691566777
>>691567111
Oh shit Nigga

>>691567026
V P N moron

check mate kiddo

>>691566549
Can you teach me the way of the eggroll?>>691566549

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>>691567413
its literally the same motion as making a chipotle burrito, except deep fried

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>>691567111
check those fucking trips

你好！Serious question from an American sinophile: how bad is racism and sexism and other prejudice there?

>>691567396
你说呢

What part of china? I'm going to be going in illegally with a fake degree to teach English. The cops/people don't care as long as I don't cause problems right?

do you support the 1989 revolution?

Would you be interested in a trade deal with us?. Please.

>>691566549
What does Sugoi mean?

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>>691566549
What's the potential of the average citizen?

If your family is poor, but you're a smartass can you go to college for free?

If you're poor in general can you join the military and have that be your job?

>>691567531
most chinese people are very "red pilled" about race and gender. we like whites, we like jews, we like some muslims (not the rapefugee variety), but the rest can fuck off. women are still being treated like objects in a lot of places.

>>691567596
shanghai

law enforcement in china is a joke. you'll be fine. a small bribe can get you out of a lot of trouble.

What's that brown/musty red sauce y'all put on stuff in the streets? What's it taste like?

>>691567611
that was our occupy wall street, in retrospect it was pretty fucking stupid.

How small is your hymen hammer

>>691566549
You guys prefer Jackie Chan or Bruce lee?

>>691567977
i think its some kind of pepper sauce mixed with bean paste, it's salty and spicy.

>>691566549
ever been sent to a reeducation-through-labor camp?

>>691567961
That's where I'm going! Care to meet up? I'd pay you to help me out and everything.

>>691567749
thats japanese, but i think it means good or best

>>691567631
you'll have to convince us you won't just exit our trade deals the way you did the EU

>>691567765
military is always an option for the poor but a lot of the poor just scrape by doing minor trades. yes you can go to college for free but the competition to even get into a good school is insane.

>>691568231
i'm only here for a few more days bro, im heading to sweden after this. china fucking blows.

>>691568054
jackie chan, but he's come under some hot water lately since his idiot son got busted for pot

>>691568037
5.5 inches both length and circ

>>691567242
can someone please shop this into a commodo dragon please?

>>691566549
Can I see your eyes? Need proof.

>>691567819
Ugh. See, to an American liberal like me, that's highly offensive.

But to us, Chinese are bizarre in so many ways. I don't think we can ever really understand each other. Thoughts?

>>691568178
no.

Is it as easy to bag shanghai women for a good looking American guy? What part of china could an American guy bag the most pussy in a year? I've heard xi'an and shanghai. Thoughts?

>>691568485

liberalism is a luxury borne in the comfort of the first world. to me, a chinese man, liberalism is true white privilege.

>>691566549
Are you from china? And where in china exactly?

>>691568386
BLANDA UPP, ANO

>>691568662

shanghai and xi'an are good spots but there are a lot of scams and undercover cops. smaller towns are a little bit safer.

>>691568485
I think you should kill yourself. I bet toy ear thick rimmed glasses and have a fade. Fuck you faggot. Go listen to Macklemore.

how many kanjis do you know

>>691568773
shanghai

>>691568902
Age?

>>691568899
nice dub-dubs

all of it.

>>691568961
29

>>691568990
You hot?

>>691568965
Theres more than 70.000.?

>>691569067

no, but i have a lot of money, and in china, that works better than being hot.

>>691569137
Show the face mooncake

>>691569086
theres about 50000 characters, but there are only about 4000 that are used most frequently. i think i know somewhere between 20k to 30k, guess i lied, so not all of them

Can I buy prescription drugs from pharmacies? Strong opiates, Xanax, ambian, anything like that?

Do you eat dog? How do you even see out of those slits? Is your mother's pussy slanted sideways?

>>691569310
Are you in a high degree then ?

>>691568735
I don't see it that way. We see racism as a tool of elites, to keep the various lower class groups fighting each other instead of joining against their common enemy, the wealthy.

Prejudice is what keeps the working class from working together to improve their situation.

are you uncut??

Will you understand a Japanese if he or she use kanji ?

>>691569386
i think so, you'll need a script though which shouldn't be hard to find. keep in mind though that there are a lot of counterfeit pharmaceuticals out there so don't buy it from a drug store unless it's a big, legit store with a business license.

>>691569407
dog is fucking delicious. it tastes like really fatty flavorful beef and makes your body burn up really hot afterwards.

ive never seen my mothers pussy

we see just fine out of our slits.

>>691569137
Why is Chinese guys favorite insult "boring" ?

>>691568876
Wrong on all counts. But thanks for playing.

>>691568435
>commodo dragon

>>691569540
im uncut

>>691569477
you don't see it that way because you're privileged, and that's okay. in china most people were dirt poor up to the late 90s and many of us develop a think for your self mentality. i dont understand why americans keep making social programs for blacks even though they keep failing expectations.

>>691566549
Skin color pale or brown?

>>691569657
ive never heard that, but i might co-opt it. thanks anon

>>691569621
yes, roughly

>>691569540
uncut

can you visit this site in china without vpn ?

>>691569947
pale

Why does your language sound like ear rape? Have you ever considered cutting off your ears just to earn a reprieve?

>>691569995

actually you can, i've done it. i'm just veeping because its a little less sketch that way

>>691569997
Boo get a tan. Chinese guy look better brow. Do you not wanna tan?

>>691570073
you're thinking of cantonese

>>691570154
i can't tan. i don't turn brown, i just get paler and then start peeling.

How come a Ching Chang know London ?

>>691570073
Tf you mean Chinese sounds hot.

>>691570160
No. Mandarin. It's harsh as fuck. Even the apes have a better sounding language.

>>691569477
You need to reevaluate some of your stances. You have a very systematic way of seeing things without taking in count human competition and rivalry. For me, "elites" is a vague buzzword that doesn't evoke anything or anyone. You can keep fighting strawmen but you won't solve any real problem that way.

Greetings.

>>691566549
If you chinks are so smart then why are
all your elevators death traps.

>>691570225
Would it bother you to be called mooncake by a non Chinese person? Do you like mooncakes?

>>691566549
how can you be Chinese if you know about Tienanmen Square?

how is history like the great leap forward taught in china?

>>691570372
then dont listen to it

>>691570419
no one cares and bad quality control

>>691566549
Why are almost all rekts from China?

>>691566549

Nee how?

>>691570567
I don't have much of a choice. You people are in every fucking nation. Screeching up a storm and buying all the property.

>>691570537

i was mostly educated abroad.

>>691570474
no. mooncakes are awful and fatty, you can call me whatever you want, but your conduct reflects upon you, not me.

>>691569877
Whose expectations? Nobody asks anything of them. The social programs are for everybody, because they're citizens with full rights.

I can't understand how you can say that being anti-racist comes from privilege. The privileged people in America are rich old white assholes, and many of them are racist to the core. We're the ones fighting that.

>>691570659
Dumb fuck its ohayo. She is korean.

>>691566549
Where do you find good Chinese prostitutes.

>>691570659
你好。

>>691570644
because a billion people live there.

>>691570794
it's the ultimate form of cucking to make the white man pay to live on the land conquered by his forefathers.

>>691570400
Human competition and social development*

>>691570796
So mooncake is not a pet name you would prefer?

>>691570842
Nee booshit donkey

>>691570799

in the grander scheme of things, i.e. how the other 95 percent lives... if you've never had to worry about where your next meal comes from, you're privileged. if you've never had to cash government coupons for food rations, you're privileged. if you've never had to worry about whether your school will still exist tomorrow, i think you're pretty privileged. all of these things happened in china are still within recent memory for nearly all chinese people. it's every man for himself over here so we've never had the comfort or luxury to breed liberal ideals.

如果你真的那麼中國宣稱自己是柴草。

>>691571012
if you really wanna call me moon cake, thats fine

>小心

where did this come from?

Why did the Philippines try to take your ocean?

>>691571444

你是一捆木杆。

>>691571471

it means be careful, literally translated as "little heart"

>>691571574
>你是一捆木杆。
Indeed. Pine I believe.

>>691566549
Have you seen my cat?

>>691571419
Why is it every man for himself? You could accomplish so much more by working together. And I don't mean in a communist sense, just helping each other and organizing where necessary.

>>691566777
no op but think of it as this: NK does the dirty work for china. They also don't want a millions of dirty koreans flowing in to china cause economy n shit

Be honest. How big is your penis?

>>691570799
>Nobody asks anything of them.

Lol, ain't that the truth.

>>691571691
cedar here.

>>691571849
because in the long run it's not going to make a difference, the government makes the policies. the average chinese has much less political power than an average person in america. there's been efforts to democratize aspects of government but nothing will change unless the CCP collapses.

>>691571466
How do a get a 6ft Shanghai man in light brown between 28-35 to be my cute slave sub? What do you mooncakes like?

>>691571939
see
>>691568386

>>691572042
LOL

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>>691566549

How do you feel about that famine Mao caused that killed 30 million people?

Do you think your people will ever be able to recognize that he was a fucking monster?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Chinese_Famine

>>691572079
money. if you have money you can make any fantasy come true here. i would know.

Do you shit in the street?

>>691572044
Well, you almost managed to do that at Tienanmen in '89. Amazing what you can accomplish when you try.

>>691572223
a lot of people in the younger generation like myself were educated abroad and we know of mao's betrayal. we've also given up trying to change the minds of our parents generation and grandparents generation. my old man still sings mao praising songs when he cooks eggs in the morning, the brain washing is too deep rooted to change.

also mao's cultural revolution completely destroyed an entire generation of people, they ended up having no culture except for mao's teachings.

>>691572264
But how do i make them love me? So I can break them?

>>691572360
nothing was ever going to change in 89. that's why it was our occupy wall street, just a bunch of dissatisfied college students.

>>691566777
>>691567111
noice

Do you squat when you smoke?

>>691572541

but sempai, a master isn't supposed to love his slave.

honestly i don't know, if you're looking for some kind of romantic relationship then make some friends and do it through a circle of friends, much less likelier to catch aids that way.

What is your name?

>>691572675
no. it hurts my knees.

Do they have niggers in Ching Chong China?

>>691572907
a few, but the mulignan who do exist in china are usually immigrants from africa or educated blacks from england and america.

>>691566549
You rike-a japanese pownoe

>>691572632
If that's what you believe, then clearly the CCP's hard work to censor it and diminish its historical importance has succeeded.

>>691572828
Have you ever hit a woman in anger?

>>691573175
i don't like it w hen they censor out the good stuff and i can't stand the way the cry

On a scale of 1 - 10, How dog shit ugly are you?

>>691572792
You cant make a friend self destruct

>>691573373

"The protests led to a strengthened role for the state. In its aftermath, many of the freedoms introduced during the 1980s were rescinded, as the party returned to a conventional Leninist mold and re-established firm control over the press, publishing, and mass media. The protests were also a blow to the 'separation of powers' model established by the 1982 Constitution and by convention"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiananmen_Square_protests_of_1989#Domestic_political_developments

it was extremely historically significant, in that it was a huge setback. those students were absolutely retarded.

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>>691573386
no. real men don't hit women.

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how faster are you from the average human being?

>>691573980
faster like running?

Wouldn't it be better for the planet and humanity for all Chinese people to be exterminated?

>>691573947
Do you turn an adorable shade of red when drunk or is that just a myth?

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>>691572044
>unless the CCP collapses

>>691574122
Nope

if i took that off would you die?

>>691574188
not a myth, some asian people genetically lack alcohol dehydrogenase, which is necessary to break down alcohol. me personally turn death pale when i drink, and my tolerance is extremely high.

>>691574402
Do you have tattoos

>>691574402
Would you be offended and feel objectified if a nonchinese woman hit on you because you were Chinese or Asian or would you give not fucks?

>>691574666
heil satan, no. im afraid of needles.

do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

>>691574972

zero fucks as long as it leads to some poon, if they're just messing with me then that's kinda uncool.

>>691575030
/pol/ does

>>691569233
Mooncake?

>>691575125
Nice. Some Korean guys when approached with the same question got really upset and angry. They said it was wrong and not a trophy. Do you think they are bitches for feeling that way?

>>691575417
Hey you said it was cool don't get mad now.

>>691575567
i can see why they would feel that way because koreans have great national and ethnic pride, i guess i can kinda respect it but like bro why turn down pussy, especially if she's into you, who cares the reason.

>>691575693
no pic, sorry

>>691575780
Just eyes please?

>>691569877
Americans make the social programs partially out of stupidity and partially because we believe kids should have equal opportunities - no one decides where s/he is born, and we don't place the same emphasis on filial respect here. In fact a lot of people don't give a shit about their own children and vice versa. I think the whole welfare system is flawed, having been homeless before; it was kind of a joke how easily I could access more food as a bum than working a full-time minimum wage job

>>691575993
i don't have a camera to take it with :/

>>691566549
How did you guys so evolve that you can use echolocation to navigate and not need to use your eyes?

>>691576202
it's going to spend your country into the poorhouse. your LPF is already in the low 60s, your economy is going to be in for a shitstorm when boomers retire en masse.

>>691566549
When are you going to overthrow your shit government

>>691576226
Boo I would have thanked with a tit pic. GN mooncake!

>>691576457
lol GN

>>691566549

How come chineese people have no problem with driving over kids and leaving them on the street so they can get run over again and again, but when an old man walks into the midle of the street asking to be run over by a convoy of tanks, they stop and do not squish him?

OP what is your take on the sea dispute in south china sea? Why do philippinoes wanted to take over your territory?

>>691576455
there has to be a critical mass of people who do not have work and do not know where their next meal is coming from, that's what a revolution traditionally requires. it hasn't come to that point yet but i think soon.

What's the hottest nightclub in Shanghai?

>>691576625

any territory we lose can potentially become a US military base. otherwise they wouldn't care much about such a little worthless piece of land. same deal with taiwan.

china doesn't want tibetian liberation because it will set the precedent for taiwan to declare official independence

>>691566549
How can I learn to distinguish between japanese, korean and chinese people based on their physical appearance?

>>691576809
im just passing through here, but this will be helpful

http://www.chinahighlights.com/shanghai/nightlife.htm

>>691576923
korean people tend to have sharp noses, squarer jaws, darker eye brows, and eyes that slant upwards.

japanese people have bigger eyes, narrower chins and smaller foreheads

chinese people look somewhere between the two.

it's easier to tell the races apart by their demeanor though. japanese people tend to be more reserved, koreans tend to look like they DGAF, and chinese people tend to look like theyre always in a hurry.

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Who made a better Asian, John Wayne as Genghis Khan or Mickey Rourke as Mr. Yunioshi?

alright guys thanks so much for your questions, i've had a lot of fun answering them and talking to all of you. i'll stick around for a few more questions but otherwise this might 404 soon.

hope all of you are well in your lives and eventually get to where you're going.

>>691577476

yunioshi definitely.

>>691577582
What is qour favourite music genre?

>>691577890

classic rock and blues.

>>691566549
did you guys know most Chinese college students cant identify this picture.

>>691578117
myth. young people are aware of this picture because of how many people figured out how to use VPNs.

How would you feel if all members of the Chinese Communist Party suddenly died in violently gruesome ways and the culprit was never caught?

>>691579456
i'd want to know who has the death note.

What are your thoughts about the rape of Nanking?

>>691567119
but posting from VPN is blcked on 4chan which one u use?

>>691580143

it wasn't the best moment for either country. i personally don't harbor ill will against the japanese, but i do think it was fucked up that emperor hirohito was never tried for war crimes

>>691576440
Don't I know it. Also fuck baby boomers, their generation were/are our schoolteachers and bosses; spoiled rotten abusive cunts.

Does China plan on using the US national debt to turn the US into an economic vassal?

>>691580760
no. china is actually dumping US treasury notes like crazy right now because we know it's a toxic instrument and that no one will pay the debt.

>>691567118
answer is 4

How many " abandoned" cities are there in china?

Is it hard to get over your ex? when every where you look you get reminded of her

How does dog taste?

>>691566549
Srs olitical question, OP.

If oit came down to WW3, and it was US RU and CN in the mix, would you ally with US or RU?

Why?

>>691581557
i feel like that question is pointed at me personally. answer is yes, it is. at the end you just end up realizing that you never truly get over people you love, it'll always be a part of you, it's not so much learning to get over it, but learning to live with it.

>>691581370
too many. what a waste.

>>691581728
see
>>691569624

>>691581762

there's not going to be a WW3. the countries have too much stake in each other for it to break out. there has to be a complete and systemic economic collapse first. but if it did come down to it, i would come to the US. i have a green card and degrees.

>>691581912
Good to know, maybe I'll try.

Environmental question:
Do you think china has screwed over its environment with all the pollution?

>>691568283
The British peope voted out of a political union with EU, not the trade union.

Are all Chinese unable to think for themselves, and does their government allow every citizen over 18yso to lead their countries major decisions?

>>691581872
Jesus op, it was just a joke about chinks looking all the same no need to go philosophical

>>691582195
yes, the environmental pollution is an unfortunate externality of every country in the first world using china as its factory. it gave a lot of economic benefits but the environmental destruction at this point is going to be very difficult to clean up, maybe complete economic collapse might help.

Do you know Buk Lau? you chinese mudafucka like a somebodeii fak you bik ur very chep.

>>691582321
then you suck at telling jokes in text form

>>691582270
there's no political participation by commoners whatsoever.

Do you think the Chinese military is actually as terrifying as it seems to other countries or do you just think they have seen more parades then actual battles?

>>691566549
Is Argentina a famous contry on china or what?here is full of you opening minimarkets

Why cant you pronounce the word R correctly?

>>691582959
i'd say china's military technology is at least 50 years behind america, and definitely more parades than actual battles. i don't know of any military operations outside of china right now.

>>691583188
that's japanese people

>>691583026
yea 阿根廷 is pretty well known, a lot of people liked evita

Are you happy with your life?

>>691582959
They pushed MacArthur and his army just about all the way off the Korean peninsula.
They've stiff-armed the Russians across the Amur/Ussuri River more than once.

>>691583441
it's not bad, i miss having a woman in my life but i don't think i can handle one right now.

Why does China see the US as such a threat? (I already know a few possible answers, I just want to see what a Chinese person thinks.)

>>691583335
Hmm,i heard that mostly came here because of mafia ,is thats true?

>>691566777
>777 in a chinese thread

god DAMN

>>691583529
we know of the US's tendency to resort to war as an impulsive first resort, and we know that the government has been bought and sold to the financial institutions, so to us, the new american diplomacy is strictly mercantilist.

>>691583607
not sure

Who do you think won the Sino-Vietnamese War of 1979? China or Vietnam?

>>691583335
Then why cant you pronounce the L word properly?

>>691583529
it also doesn't help that the cold war is still in very recent memory and never formally ended

How woo doo

>>691583962
thats koreans, they also cant pronounce Fs.

chinese people can pronounce everything but just has an accent.

>>691583944
i frankly dont know much about it

>>691582050
i agree with the no WW3 - just a thought experiment. I'm trying to de/pol/ myself. you're welcome anytime chinanon

>>691566549
Are u the bag man?

>>691584051
Not in spanish,the R is imposible to them

>>691584172
>de/pol/

i know that feeling way too well.

>>691584193
no. the bag man is alive though.

>>691584051
Swear to god that some chinese whom own a bar close to here always change the word R to L but who knows

>>691584214

hablo un poquito espanol. estudio un poquito en escuela. que pasa anon?

Why do people shit in the streets and shit, in your country?

>>691584345
cantonese people have trouble with both, that is probably why.

>>691584493
lack of plumbing and sanitation

>>691584403
No passa nada OP solo era un dato curioso

>>691566777
>Reddit

>>691584743
eres de argentina?

>>691584914
Argentina is white

>>691584986
i know, that has been told me by literally every argentian i have ever met, its like your whole country has a collective chip on its shoulder about it.

>>691584914
Si chavon
>>691584986
Tell that to all the nigerians that are here,just as the chileneans,peruanians and etc

>>691566549

Why don't asian age?

>>691585318
we do, it's only obvious to other asian people because we age differently from white people.

>>691585145
Its a lie fam, argentina is not white, just as every other south american country, i would know.

Do you embrace Confucian values or are you a follower of the Tao?

>>691585145
But mostly are kinda of racist,I really dont like that

>>691585469
i made no conscious effort to adopt either but chinese society still reeks of confucian influence, so probably that one.

>>691585445
We have alot of european influence but there is other races here