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>>691561937
give it to anyone else
>>691562091
but I don't have any friends
>>691562352
and you have no grades
mhere
>>691562859
YOU HAVE SHIT GRADES
>>691563099
PRETTY SURE I PASSED ALL MY GLASSES, YOU TROGLODYTE-MONGOLOID HALFBREED
>>691563266
classes.
>>691563454
Clearly I have not passed all my glasses since I cannot see
But I did pass all my classes. I think
anyone have the original of this?
>>691561875
That comic is so fucking adorable.
Jesus christ I came here to jack off not read some wannabe tripfags talking about dumb shit. There are literally 3 actual porn pics in this whole fucking thread. Either make a porn thread or a gay chat room thread, not both you fucking faggots
>>691563838
It's called multitasking, you weakling
>>691563838
It is pretty cringe worthy seeing that shit. Then again, we are in 4chan so you shouldn't expect anything more than bizarre antisocial individuals.
i like it when their pants sag and you get a half booty
>>691563838
*picks you up, puts you in his lap and pets you*
>>691563838
welcome to /b/ gfur threads
hey look im back already
Post moar Tay you faggits.
Okay, I can't make a new thread with 4chanx anymore?
what's a tay
Enough solo males posing.
I want actual porn, you fucking faggots.
>>691565655
I do it all the time? use the drop down menu?
>>691565922
WHERE. I don't see it. They changed shit on me and I'm too drunk for this.
Also Hi~
i don't wanna see things getting fucked with something blocking my view
i wanna look at hot guys and fuck them with my imagination
>>691566102
I'm too drunk to help you much but like in the post box there's a drop down menu that says thread 694561875
click new thread
I just got back from a gay club
>>691566352
How'd that go?
>>691566325
just because you complained so much
here's a shit ton of furry art with no dicks at all
>>691566352
See, this is what I mean. I know where it's _supposed_ to be. But it's not there.
I'm being fucked with.
I wish I just got back from a gay club.
>>691566474
I was way too drunk to be there and I had more fun dancing than I should have. Luckily I didn't stay long.
>>691566515
Go beat up Terrence or whatever his name is for fucking with you like this
>>691566483
I don't even care about dicks so I'm fine with that
>>691566700
How was da club?
>>691566911
mew
>>691566911
Pretty basic really a lot of this newfangled "trap" music which is fairly insulting if you ask me but eh
some black chick wanted to dance with me and that was pretty much it. I decided to sober up and take the guy I went with home. He's a terrible drunk.
>>691566981
oh look a katten
>>691567240
oh look a snuffle
>>691567200
Define terrible
>>691566981
I tried to make a thread for you but I failed :v
>>691567456
loud obnoxious stubborn and selfish
all of his worst personality traits
>>691567456
oh its ok i havent been around since last one died
>>691567574
Well that's unfortunate. Not sure what his level of experience is.
>>691567628
What's new and exciting?
>>691567933
were talking barfly type regular alcoholic
unfortunately
>>691561875
is there more of the comic ?
>>691568029
Sounds like he needs to check himself before he wrecks himself. Hopefully the next night is fun.
I went out to the street party for the club that was recently involved in certain events here. Hell I've been to nearly event that's been fundraising for it. It's been melancholy but fun.
>>691567933
absolutely nothing. caught a star fish while i was fishing. thats been about it lately.
>>691567628
Elaborate
>>691568954
e-fucking-laborate
>>691568692
Hopefully you didn't keep it. Starfish don't survive long out of water and are extremely important to their local ecosystem.
Last couple of times I've went diving I've had to tell people to put them back.
>>691569089
i cant remember what im supposed to elaborate on
>>691569182
Why is me being a slut so imperative
>>691569314
because then you will post butt
>>691569314
Who are you?
>>691569433
I will never post my ass because I will never be a slut
I should sleep. Sweet dreams~
>>691569724
ninininininininin
>>691569478
Newish guy.
>>691569695
There's plenty of sluts in the sea. I'm just not one of them
>>691569793
Nigga, you need to add me on steam so I can send you those fucking resee's.
>>691570013
b-but....butt
>>691570150
dont have the steam
>>691570271
well how else am I going to be able to find the address to send those resee's?
>>691570150
i have to install it on my phone and i cant remember the pasword right now>>691570427
Mmm butt
bye dev
>>691570758
mmm
Snuggles, do you see the freedom I'm talking about?
He is long gone and will not get your message, you have FAILED him.
>>691570930
Such luscious butt
>>691568157
Seconded this. Source?
He just posted a minute ago, but it matters not. I have achieved a hard won freedom in my work.
>>691571101
moar please
>>691570427
mew got it ready
>>691571436
yea, do you want the full ones or a big bag of minis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48jqkaNQYdE
>>691571379
More what?
>>691570196
Did you watch Penny Dreadful?
>>691571579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lSfP6n8vkM
>>691571577
i like the minis~
>>691571612
booty
>>691571630
i didnt use my tele yesturday and havent really been capable of paying attnetion to it today. tomorrow will be a good day to binge on it
>>691571577
Where's my chocolate?
>>691571831
wowow, yukky
>>691571943
indeed it is
>>691571831
alright, does 56 oz. sound good?
>>691571844
I will give you all the chocolate you want when you are here on friday.
>>691572246
naw, the only sweet treat I want is you
>>691572246
oh my that seems like a lot! like a 12 oz bag or so would be perfect
>>691571831
Good
>>691572246
>>691572488
What are you two up to? And luc that damn near gave me diabetes
Ya'll niggas need a fuckin skype group or something. I swear all you fuckers do is chat about boring shit until you hit the image limit then start all over again in a new thread.
Sooo OP's comic's source will forever be shrouded in mystery I guess.
>>691572673
yes i am looking forward to it
>>691572673
Watching a stream and yes chocolate can give you diabetes
>>691572615
ok 12 oz it is.
>>691572488
well okay, but I still want to get you something really nice~
>>691572673
Me and him are watching joel stream.
>>691572934
awesoooooooome~
steam is Ritzcrakerz
>>691572934
but you already did
>>691573119
it's only letting me send them in packs of 6. Is that okay?
>>691573434
oh my thats a lot to spend. whatever is the most cost effective
>>691573406
Well I want to get you more, I want to give you the world~
>>691573651
screw it, lets just do it that way.
>>691572785
This is the best thing you've said all night
>>691572887
I've never seen this substitute luxray before
>>691572934
Not familiar with that
>>691574040
aww
>>691574127
I've posted it before.
>>691574040
wowee! ima get fat from all that candy lol
>>691574127
yay~
>>691574127
oh sorry, it's a vinesauce streamer.
>>691574317
idk maybe, you could always ration it off. Just tell yourself to only eat certain amounts from each bag each day.
>>691574513
i will not control myself
>>691574706
make your boyfriend control it for you.
>>691562258
Why does it have four balls?
>>691574828
i does not have boyfriend
>>691574268
Must've missed it then
>>691574314
I like muscle as much as the next guy but that's way too fucking much
>>691574317
I know that's quite impressive
>>691574343
I see. Never seen a vinesauce stream before. I just watch twitch
>>691574879
it's the knot, like on a dog. Think of the balls on top as the actual balls and the ones on the bottom as the sac.
>>691575032
have a friend do it then?
>>691575109
well I mean, he is currently on twitch.
>>691575109
He's on twitch
I wish I had a qt bf to collar and leash.
>>691575265
they will eat them with me and get diabtetes too
>>691575641
well then you won't eat them all. Give the extras to 5 other friends.
>>691575265
>>691575305
What does he stream?
>>691575641
Don't get diabetes
>>691575444
It's pretty nice
>>691576252
What ever is funny
>>691576252
pretty much anything. He does a lot of different games.
>>691576193
yes sir~!
>>691576252
it may be too late!
>>691576342
Is it? What's it like?
>>691576711
Feels good.
just hilted the XL chance mmph
>>691576252
>>691576344
So what do you guys do today?
>>691576369
Then don't exacerbate it
>>691577516
wew!
>>691577782
b-but i like candy
>>691577012
does it keep 'em in line?
Does anyone else feel like gay furry threads are like a minefield.
Half the pictures are the hottest most mind-blowingly sexy thing I've ever seen and half make we want to vomit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGlemmV4Vxg
>>691577782
I bought pokemon super mystery dungeon and was playing it while I dealt with my mother.
Also trying to remember the name of a game that is on ps4. it's a top down shooter where you have to do objectives to take areas away from different enemies. The intro is basically space america.
>>691578119
I'd say so
>>691578141
not really. just dont mind the ones that dont interest me.
>>691578306
Is it just a pet-store collar and leash?
>>691578735
Naw you get them custom made.
I wanted to for our 1 year but it was going to take about 3 weeks.
MFW> British Pound looses 20% beacuse of brexit
>>691578141
link the one that makes you want to vomit the most
>>691566325
Hot damn this is /fa/ as hell
>>691578051
Dats too bad. Hyperglycemia is bad yo
>>691578289
>The intro is basically space america.
This sounds delightful. How are the mystery dungeon games. I never touched them myself
>>691578974
yeah i know :C
>>691578861
Why custom made? I figured pet store collars would be good enough.
>>691579259
Because it's a special gift from master to pet.
>>691578974
I found the game, it's called hell divers
And they are pretty fun actually. not sure what about it that is so fun but it is.
>>691579142
Are you actually diabetic?
>>691579415
Because America is everything good in the world
>>691579387
I mean, like, what if I don't like the pet thing and want to use it on someone for bondage purposes?
>>691579563
lol no
>>691579616
well, I guess it would be okay.
>>691579700
Still not allowed to eat the candy, that'll give you diabetes. Can't share the candy because that's communism. Tough spot
>>691579808
Oh, neat! I will keep that in mind then. Have a good night pup.
>>691580002
can i inject or smoke the candy?
i am time for bed meow
>>691580201
No. Give your candy to Vanessa Ives
>>691580318
who that
>>691579563
yea sure. Well I mean, we aren't the worst at least.
>>691580016
he isn't the pet, I am.
>>691580507
>>691580016
Yeah what he said, hes my kitty.
>>691580351
The scary woman main character from Penny Dreadful
>>691580507
We're clearly the best
>>691580681
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
no es all mine.
nini
I've said it before and I'll say it gain: If only guys did look like that I'd be gay. No homo.
>>691561875
Link to the comic plz
>>691580681
Well I mean, at least we aren't the UK right now.
>>691580858
like what
