I don't because I am not a fucking drug addict, scum.

I put the bag in an old instant coffee jar so it doesn't stink.
I put that jar in my drawer.
That's all I bother with, I don't really hide it'.

>>691560971

I hope you don't drink.

>>691561289
I don't.

>>691560898
I have one of those books that are hollowed out and have a compartment in the middle. It's on a bookshelf in my dorm with about 20 other books

>>691560898
I don't. I have it in a glass jar sitting next to my computer desk,

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I hide it in my lungs.

>>691560898
I don't live with parents so I don't have to

In a vent, pushed about a foot into the duct work. Never was caught when I did this around age 16.

hollowed out highlighters

throw a box of crayons in the same drawer and nobody would think twice

In a Mason jar on my desk in plain view because I'm a goddamn man. OP is as always a faggot and in this case also confirmed underage b&

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>>691560898
What state?
I live in FL and keep it in my pocket cause its decriminalized where Im at.
If you wanna get fancy though, you can go to your local headshop and get one of those arizona tea stash cans.
Live with parents? Dont even bring it in the house unless its double, sometimes triple bagged. and keep it in your shoes.

Explain why you need this advice so I can specify.

>I don't
Pacific Northwest, love it here.

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>>691561605
ayyylmao

I have a stash jar that kind of looks like a big scented candle jar with the lid closed on top. Before that I used hide it in a hollowed out sculpture I made in highschool.

>>691560898
I have a humidor in my dresser that I keep it in usually, along with my bowl and grinder. It's not really hidden, just put away. If I have more than like an eighth or a quarter it starts to smell so I keep it in one of those fancy plastic airtight containers just to keep the smell down. Either way it's always in a bag so I don't get stuff dirty. Plastic container is too big to fit in the humidor so I usually keep it in my closet.

TFW youre still dry as a gaggle of hookers in a preschool.

>>691562588
You don't have to have weed currently to have a place you normally store it.

>>691561350
Top Zozzles m8.

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>>691562588
mfw

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Here's some FL moon rocks, not the best looking but GOTDAYUM

>>691562759
I was more of just openly complaining.

Although now that im already responding again:
I keep it in the tin box my magic flight box came in, i keep my after vape bud, grinder, and some other useful shit in there too, neatly organized. Dont really need to hide it.

>>691563358
It's aight dude, I'm dry too, partially by choice, it eliminates an excuse to not get stuff done and saves me money.

In your mom's dildo drawer

one of those jars old ladies make chutney in, got the rubber seal so it's smell proof. this is just for in the car, at home it's just on a shelf in the pantry next to the baked beans

>>691560971
Do you eat meat? Drink coffee? Then you're a fucking addict.

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Hey motha fuckas
Made a stoner thread, feel free to post marijuanas and stuff
>>691564323

>>691560898
Don't be 16. Don't have to hide shit from parents.

Over 18, don't live in shit State and can blaze as much greed dope as I can fucking afford because AMERICA!

>>691560898
Just get a cheap glass container.
I'm smoking on some White Widow
In cali

I just keep it in a pill bottle when I'm in the car. I keep my bong in a cooler bag.

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>>691564910
Shit forgot pic
I'm pretty high

in my swimming goggles case

packed in perfect, weed, grinder, papers

>im not a very strong swimmer

>>691560898
>doing drugs
mcfuckingkillyourself

>>691565626
>Halfway thru 2016
>Thinkin weed is a drug
Make america great again hmm?

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>>691560898
I moved to Colorado, so I use a lunchbox that looks like an 80s boombox.

Pic related, it has a sticker from my favorite dispensary.

>>691564415
>being addicted to food and drink
>being addicted to a substance that physically alters your mental state
These things are not one in the same, anon.

I don't, I'm an adult living in a state where it's legal.

>>691560898
Hide it?
Are you 12?
I am an adult, I'll keep it where ever the fuck I want.
It's a perk of working and having your own place.
Try it one day.

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>>691560898

>>691560971

This. You bunch of sad drug smoking losers

>>691567695
Im helping the war on drugs by smoking all that shit out of existence, what the fuck are you doing to help?

>>691560898
Mason jar on my dresser. What's your mom making got dinner?

>>691560898
i don't hiding is for illegal shit.

op here, my land lord is a bitch, this old asain motherfucker is always in my house checking for weed paraphernalia, becuase his highly against drugs and etc thats why

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>>691560898
I don't because I'm not a loser pot head, I'm a loser drunk... And that is perfectly legal.

>>691560898

I live in colorado.

>>691569024
That's fucking illegal just saying. Look up you rights and use them. If he break the law enough and you have proof might even be your place real soon

>>691569024

Does your lease say he can do that? If so you're a stupid motherfucker for signing it.

I double bag my weed, Unscrew the stick out of my my deodorant and stuff it back in there.
Once i'm done i simply screw it back in and it's safe and smellproof

>>691560898
I don't need to hide it because I'm 21 and I live in Oregon

>>691569024
please tell me you live in Florida
If you do, and he comes in unannounced, fuckin shoot his gook ass

>>691560898
nice try FBI

>>691569941
im actually Canadian, thats why its a little diffrent than america

>>691570045

The FBI doesn't give a shit about autistic nerds stashing pot you fucking idiot.

Usually in my lungs...

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In a red justice league lunchbox.
Theres my stash, my bong, lighters, rolling paper, a pencil, a cd cover, a string of metal and a pringles can cap.

>>691570259

He doesn't have the right to enter your home without proper notice, and even then only for specific reasons. Looking for drugs is not one of them.

Unless of course he put that in your lease.

>>691560898
WA bitches, I walk the ten feet to the local rec shop, buy my flower, edibles, oils or (my favorite) drinks, walk the ten feet back to my house and consume on my front lawn. With my family/neighbors/friends/hookers. Let me tell you, it's great to not have to give a shit.

Time for a drug test green text. Self proclaimed new fag so have mercy.

>be me
>17 yr old edge lord
>mom always trying to catch me smoking weed
>avoid detection with a bluff every time
>every once in awhile she will say " You smell like weed Anon"
>always respond with bullshit like "I don't do that stuff. Test me if you don't believe me"
>this strategy works for a solid half year
>get cocky with my bamboozling
>grow less and less cautious
>hot boxing friend’s shitty civic after practice (runnerfag)
>let’s call him Dan
>Dan just got a new bubbler and a quarter of Moby Dick
>OhShitNiggerDatEuphoria.png
>Dan forgot to bring the eye drops
>Say fuck it because I believe strongly in my bluff strat
>Come home for dinner chromed af
>I try my usual "test me" bullshit
> she says “okay anon, I will”
>Wut.jpg
>Try to play it off and act indifferent
>say edge lord shit like “ ok whatever”
>She says she will get a test from Walgreens tomorrow on the way home from work
>Sit down and eat mom’s shit chicken. I need to think of a plan.
>Cont?

>>691570325
Fuck i forgot that is summer already!
lurk moar friendo

>>691570695
the fucker is so old and from the mainland, barely even knows how to speak english, he lives above me, and like walks in randomly to check shit, im just dont want the hassle of dealing with all that legal shit, and im pretty broke, so if this shit end up needing a lawyer i cant afford one

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>>691570259
God damn chinese taking over America's hat.
Get a copy of your original lease agreement, look it over for him having access. Not sure about canadian law, but you may be able to go to court over him intruding on "your property." I understand youre a tenant, but even as a landlord, they may not have that right as its a violation of privacy.
Change your locks and bolt your windows for like 30 bucks if anything, fuck that shit

And for hiding it, just hide it in your car because the kush too strong mane

>>691561988
what is that?

>>691570942
moar pls

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>>691571170
what the fuck is what nigger

You can't just keep it in your house? It's not like cops just stroll in

>>691571024

Dude the solution to your problem is there. You don't want to take it and just roll over? Then don't fucking complain.

>>691565907
Autism. "it's just a plant man. Its natural" dog shit is natural too, so do you smoke that?

I'm not 15 / living with parents so I don't have to hide it.

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>>691560898
>wa state
>have it on desk
feels good man

>>691571322
if it goes to court i cant afford that shit man

I hide it in my kitchen drawer and hope my parents don't go through it when they visit so they don't know how much weed I have now living in colorado

>>691570942
Cont

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>>691564415
>"D-dude, weed is harmless bruh! What, ya don't like weed, faggot?"
Drug addict scum. Get help, for your sake you shitbag.

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>>691564910
white widow is smooth anon. hailing from wa state

>>691571490
Same here hahah i love wa

>>691568462
>providing money to generate more of it
>believes that will fix it
jesus fuck you're stupid.

>>691571343
Dog shit doesn't contain THC. Dumbass.

>>691560971
oxygen alters the mind. If you've ever needed oxygen from a tank you may notice that in high amounts you can get a very noticeable "high". Our life sustaining gas is mind altering. You are constantly on some mind altering substance. You just don't know anything else.

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>>691571343
Incomparable reference. You eat waffles, would you eat rocks!?!?
It is a natural plant that has no bad side effects for me personally. Its a hell of a lot better then banging smack or blowing white. Once you grow up a little and understand that weed is not a drug you can release some of that anger on more appropriate things like complaining to your local government about the pot holes in your neighborhood or calling the manager over when you go out to eat/go to a retail outlet. Idk, just seems like you would do that.

How I hide mine.
> grew up
> got job
> bought house
> don't need to hide it
> don't like it
> fuckoff.jpg

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I hide it in my gin and cigar's you fucking D- public highschool faggots

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>>691571643
eh i smoke on rare occasions. every couple of months or so. some people can control it some people can't.

>>691571800

I'm starting to think this isn't the low level bait it appeared to be, and we're in the presence of a truly catastrophic amount of autism.

>>691561504
same

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>>691571800
>Nigga..

I pull the top of a deodernt stick off and put it in that gap and you can't smell it because its seal and smells like deodernt and just put it back in the same place and no one will know

Semi-related
Anyone in the east orlando area looking to sell me a couple of dubs?

I have two ways
>Empty Glade can, cut out the bottom and super glued a bottle with a groove and a similar grooved piece to the bottom of the can I cut off, so I can open with ease, usually I use a ziploc bag as well as a dryer lint to be safe.
>Jerry Garcia Doll, I use his supper baggy pants when I am in a rush. Or I want to stash a J for the morning etc.

>>691571930
>Supporting the drug trade

If you live with your parents and don't pay rent you don't need cannabis you fucking child.

>>691571343
>>691571867
yeah. That's not even like one of the generally accepted versions of that fallacy. If you want people to believe invalid logic is factual it at least has to be believable.

>>691571859
>what is "baseline" for 200?

>>691572113

>Caring

>>691571892
then...I guess you aren't the target audience for this thread. Carry on.

>>691572190
>B-b-b-but all my friends smoke!
>it's the trend now!

>>691560898
I live in WA

good idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yRCDU-80IQ

>>691572190

Yes. In the same way he doesn't need TV or shoes. He certainly doesn't need /b/. But begrudging him any of it just makes you look insane.

>>691572641
TV and shoes are okay in moderation but cannabis is better suited for fully matured adults.

>>691572312
>If you want people to believe invalid logic is factual it at least has to be believable.

What part is invalid logic

>>691572422
Ikr like get out of this thread non neets
Come back when your a level 98 dab wizard XD

>>691572897
That weed is like dogshit. Canine excretion is not consumable. Cannabis is.

>>691572880
op here agian
> if you dumbass read the thread you would know im not a child, i have my own place but with a certain situation

>>691572332
I assumed I was replying to bad bait and that if they were still round they either wouldn't reply or wouldn't be intelligent enough to rebut so I contrived an argument I knew wouldn't hold up because I'm stoned. I won't try to ocnvince you to believe bad info.

How about caffeine? Caffeine is a very common, popular, and socially acceptable substance to use that is known to be addcitive/habit-forming and also has side effects and awful withdrawal that I can attest to. What makes it less of a "drug" than weed which has no withdrawal (although stopping any long-term habit can cause some form of "withdrawal" I guess) other than people having made a point to convey a negative perception of it in the pursuit of some agenda?

>>691572880

He IS a mature adult. Biologically anyway.

>>691573195
Well this is 4chan, Ive seen a lot of..things..
But yes, agreed lol thank you for an equal opinion!

>>691573239
How thoroughly does he search you?

Glass jar on my printer.

>>691572897
Their argument is inherently based on the use of a fallacy. I'm agreeing with you. I think I replied wrong. plz 4gib am stone't

>>691573297

>other than people having made a point to convey a negative perception of it in the pursuit of some agenda?

I suspect that's going to form the basis of his next reply. And the agenda will be "being a jackass."

>>691573128
That is verbatim what I intended to convey. Thanks 4chan translate.

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>>691569831
Same

By living in Canada.

>>691573565
he like check drawers, closets and etc

OP, read your lease and make a new thread if he put that in tit.

Otherwise tell him to fuck off

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>>691573591
>>691573528
NIggly, we all over this thread ayyy

But fr like I mentioned above for OP
Here's a stash can, You can spend a few bucks a week to keep some in your fridge in the bottom drawer.

>>691560898
Only paranoid people hide their shit.

>>691571170
amazon diversion. you'll find what you're looking for. it works

If your landlord put drug searches in the lease agreement I will be surprised.

Stop letting a senile fuck into your residence uninvited.

>>691573623
In layman's terms, pretty much. If you have a possible competitor in an agriculture -based industry and your competitor grows a plant that not only produces your product better but also a wide variety of other products in addition to being less damaging to the environment and growing at a faster rate, and instead of switching to this crop to compete and diversify you decide to just run a smear campaign and use purchased legislation to outlaw their crop then you are indeed a jackass.

>>691560898 You can simply hide in your socks. If you are going to a festival, etc...

>>691571643
and caffeine is a stimulant you fucking methhead

>>691560898
plastic bag in a pill container in a plastic bag in a piggy bank

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>>691573913
Dude, straight up fuck that shit. Next time he comes to search your shit, beat his fucking ass. No one, even my mom, is going through my mother fucking drawers. He's not dumb, he's pulling a dominance act on whitey, slash his tires, kill his cat, put bleach in his plants (asian fucker has a lot I bet), break into HIS house and search HIS shit, dress up in a ski mask one night and when he goes to go into your place, bash the back of his head in with a lead pipe, throw a stick of dynamite through his window, use a paintball gun on him, cover a blowdart in LSD and shoot it at him, I can go on

>>691574549

True, but I don't think the ressurected spirit of William Randolph Hearst is posting on /b/. This jackass is just being a jackass for the sake of being a jackass.

>>691574118
I used to hide mine in an arizona tea can in the middle of a pack of actual cans when I was in college. It worked until we had people over drinking and someone decided to help themselves.

>>691566126
>thinks food and drink that you enjoy doesn't alter your mental state.

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>>691560971
kek Meat?

You fucking idiot.

>>691574817
Or just tell him he can't enter your apartment.

>>691561959
You're so fucking cool.

>>691565219

looks dense af

>>691560898 You can simply hide in your socks. If you are going to a festival, etc...

I don't, nobody cares about me smoking anymore.

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>>691574817
Oh shit I cut myself on that edge

Faggot

>>691574958
I misunderstood you at first. I'm too stoned to post but any other time I just lurk.

>>691569024
Your landlord can't just walk into your home, dumbass.

>>691575882
Right? Does he let the dealership search his car too?

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>>691575560
I think you messed that up. It's cool if you're new to english. I'll try to help. What you meant was: "I don't smoke and nobody cares."

When I was a fag and smoked pot in high school I carried it around in my lacrosse stick.

Weeds for fucking bitches slam heroin like a real man

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>>691576157
Sure, why not.

>>691576157
Im pretty sure he meant to say that nobody cares about his smoking habit anymore.

>>691576498
Yep, pretty much.

I put it in a nug jug that's not actually a nug jug.
It was a container for some of that play-slime stuff you get as a novelty for kids, shaped like a barrel, purple, slightly larger than yer normal dank tank, with a snap-off instead of a squeeze-off lid. It's totally smell-proof. I toss that in my backpack and I'm set.

I used to keep my shit in the back of my office chair cause for some reason there was a zipper that opened up into it but now I just don't care. When I live alone I'll just have it in a mason jar or preferably something prettier, sitting on my table with all my other creature comforts awaiting me.

>>691560898
Bitch, I don't have to hide that shit cause it's legal here!

Hide it in plain sight. I buy cigs then empty the tobacco out and replace with weed. Then at the tip of the cig I put some tobacco and put it back in the cig box.

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Bruh, check this
Gotta make due with what you got

>>691575659
Get your shit together summer

>>691576698
Legal bud master race!

>>691576818
why hide the flash drive? pronz?

>>691561605
My nigga

>>691560898
Inside a deoderant stick

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>>691577429
Grabbed a pic off google

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In a mason jar

pic related, but not ready for said jar

>>691561605
This. As soon as I get it, I destroy all evidence.

>>691566467
>i'm an adult
kek

I put the weed inside a magnum condom and hide it un my asshole i can fit a quarter

>>691579177
This is bad and you should feel bad

>>691560898
Use a bottle the size of a d cell Battery and wrap it in foil. Put it under a fresh battery in a waterproof opaque flashlight. Thoroughly was the outside of the flashlight to conceal the smell. It will power on if used. Who opens a flashlight that works?

>>691560898
In ass cut with lavedar to make smel gud

>>691577857
that's less exciting than I hoped

>>691579177
what a waste of fine dubs

>>691560898
Put it in spice jar name thyme, then when ppl akse what time at is I sae thyme to get high biatches!,,,,

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>>691560898
yes. please tell me fellow 4chan users. im having especially hard time hiding it in my car. what are your suggestions

>>691579177
But where does your pimp boyfriends cock go?

If /b/'s a Girl then open your pussy so hard and place the kush in.

If /b/'s a Boy then cut your asshole place the kush and duct tape it, when you need the kush remove the duct tape and *redo*.

If you're going to try this successful way then take pictures please.

>>691560898
Why would need to hide it?

It's just sitting on my desk.

>>691560898
I keep mine in a glass jar, that sits in a drawer that is filled with other glass jars containing a wide variety of teas and herbs.
It kind of belongs there, not really hiding it...

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>>691580018
that sentence hurt to read.

You're all so hardcore you have to hide your drugs so mum doesn't find it. Fags.

>>691560898
jenkem master race reporting in