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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I FUCKED UP SO BAD /b/!
> sold a brand new Macbook for around $2500 on ebay
> also sold a brand new iPhone 6S around the same time for like $600
> they were delivered a couple of days ago
> get message from the Macbook guy saying that he received an iphone by mistake

I FUCKING MIXED UP THE SHIPPING LABELS WHAT DO PLS HLP THE OTHER GUY WON'T RESPOND
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All you really can do is hope they both return, but you have to eat the shipping on that.

Most likely, you'll have to refund both and be out the MacBook and iPhone.
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Kill yourself. Cuz you can't do anything. You sent him an order with the wrong item, that's up to him now to send the item back if it's "not what he wants". But since he just made up on a couple grand, he's obviously gonna keep it.
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>>691533416
sucks to be you.
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>>691533869
Actually, you might not have to refund the guy who was supposed to receive the iPhone. He will be thankful for the new 2000 dollar laptop and not contact you at all. so, you might be able to keep 600 at least.
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>>691533416
Lmao
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what kind of iPhone was it?
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>>691534184
> also sold a brand new iPhone 6S around the same time for like $600
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>>691533871
not true
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>>691533416
If the guy doesn't respond just send him a bill for the macbook and take it from there.
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>>691533416
macbook is gone and you'll have to refund the guy that received the iphone. good job you fuckin dub
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>>691534714
yeah if he doesnt start responding.
have an ebay rep on tab too that should help.
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OP HERE WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE...WHY DID THE USPS ACCEPT IT IF THE WEIGHT WERE MISMATCHED? ONE PACKAGE WAS 15LBS AND THE OTHER WAS LESS THAN 2!
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>>691533416
Iphone guy here, thanks for the MacBook

Going to resell on ebay, using the winnings to get the correct item

Best of luck b/ro
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>>691533416
thanks for the pic OP.
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>>691533416
sell your extra chromosomes
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>>691533416
They are legally required to return the merchandise to you or it's theft. Contact ebay, there is a resolution center for this.
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>>691534963
truuuu
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Send letters by mail to return the items and that you will pay a reasonable fee to cover their expenses ans work. Two times. When they don't do it, you can make them pay for the stuff they got. There is still a justice system right.
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>>691534963
It's up to them whether or not they charge for the extra weight. Sometimes they don't reweigh items. (I work at fedex, and if I'm feeling lazy I won't check the weight)
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>>691534963
because it costs way the fuck more to redeliver it back to you than to just send it on.
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>>691535795
But you have to pay for that.
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>>691533416
post more of this milf, i like her
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>>691535444
>>691534535
You guys live in hippie liberal fantasy land huh? If you send the wrong item, there is ABSOLUTELY nothing you can do except bring it to court. And good luck with the costs on that, not to mention even winning that case.
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ask on the ebay seller forums.
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Doesn't eBay have some sort of "insurance"? I would check with them.
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>>691534963
Because you are a clumfucking retard that hamfists shit into his own face without engaging your thinky parts?

They make mistakes too, and usually require you not to DURRRso fucking hard that shit like this happens.

It is your fucking fault you knuckle fucker, stop trying to blame it on other people when you obviously stole this shit to begin with while trying to resell it on eBay.
Any legit seller dealing with stuff in that price range would know the steps to fix this problem. Go fuel your drug problem somewhere else you fucking double nigger.
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>>691533416
>op
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>>691536003
I'm sorry that you have no idea what you're talking about, but there are laws covering interstate commerce and those laws matter.

They are legally obligated to send the item back, he is legally obligated to pay for return shipping. Period. I'm not arguing about this with you, I am telling you how it is. Do not post again. Do not contradict me, you are wrong. The end. Bye.
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>>691535894
>>691535795
Not how it works. The extra cost is passed on to the receiving member. It would be held at the local center and you have to bring an ID and the pay the extra cost in order to claim it.
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>>691536089
who pissed in your cheerios?
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>>691536275
but once they decline it gets back to you, at least that's how it works here
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>>691536089
THEY'RE RELIABLE FOR THIS FUCKUP ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY SCANNED IT AND GAVE ME A RECEIPT FUCK YOU I'M IN THE FUCKING CLEAR
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>>691536003
try it when amazon sends you a macbook by mistake, and they know about it
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>>691536447
that's not gonna help you whatsoever lol, what're you gonna do, go up against the federal government?

don't ever involve USPS in your life unnecessarily trust me
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>>691533416
According to the Federal Trade Comission, Unsolicited Merchandise sent to your home is yours to keep. This is because otherwise a company could predatorily send someone a package and then send the bill afterwards.

Unfortunately, From a legal standpoint, if I ordered an Iphone and received a MacBook in the mail, I would be allowed to keep the MacBook and then demand the Iphone or a refund as well. The buyer did not ask to recieve an Iphone in the mail. You just sent a random ass guy a laptop in the mail. You did not send him what he paid for, however. If he was smart about this, he could have both for the price of the phone, OR the laptop for free.
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>>691536209
I will literally send you $100 when you can pull this law out of your ass. You have no clue of reality. You are dealing with matters that spread across multiple mediums, and state borders. They can't even touch 90% of criminals across state borders, you think his fucking laptop is gonna be different?
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>>691533416
Kek you had one job, how do you go blindly sending these and you don't check it twice. Jesus Christ
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>>691536209
>>691535444
>>691536003
See
>>691536751
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>>691533416
Are you munching that perfect pussy, OP? If so, nothing could make me pity you, and MOAR.
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>>691535444
>"hehe I'll just say I shipped the MacBook but really ill send X"
>"ebay! eBay! I accidentally sent the wrong item :((( ;)"
"Sure kiddo, here's your money back :)"


Also, what's to stop the guy "no, I never got a MacBook"
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>>691536751
>because otherwise a company could predatorily send someone a package and then send the bill afterwards
You don't have to accept packages that are delivered to your door. So this is why. And no, they couldn't send the bill afterwards and have any legal footing to make you pay.
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>>691536447
>>691536406
Again, not how it works. It is up to them to reweigh the item. They can either reweigh it there (where you drop it off) and charge you the correct amount, or one of the various facilities it goes through can reweigh it and if they weigh it to be over a certain amount, they will charge you the difference. But as I said, the person picking the item up pays this and it won't be delivered until so.
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>>691537051
Exactly. So if some retarded Ebay Seller sent me a $2000 dollar laptop when I paid for a phone, I could legally demand either the phone or a refund AND keep the laptop. In truth, however the seller is legally bound to deliver the promised item in the mail. It doesn't matter. If the buyer demands his phone, he is legally entitled to get it. I once got a banjo AND an electric guitar this way. Hue hue. Worth making a new ebay account for $500.
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>>691536574
Just because something seems right to you, doesn't make it reality. Try taking a college course on state law.
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>>691533871
Do people really kill themselves over a couple thousand dollars?
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>>691537691
Over their own stupidity, not money
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>>691535444
>>691536209
trolling or retarded top shelf kek
laptop is gone
I sell on ebay too, you're fucked op (if true)
try checking twice next time and you won't lose 4 figures then cry on an imageboard
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>>691533416
1.Retrieve money
2.delete all accounts
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>>691537528
>>691536574
Best thing Amazon could do is terminate your account.

Legally it does not matter WHAT is in the box, as long as it is not what you paid for. When you pay for something mail order (or online) the seller is contractually obligated to send you what you paid for in a box to your door. If they send you something else, be it a rubber hose or a brick of gold, if it isn't what you paid for, you are entitled to get what you paid for. On the flip side, it is THEIR fault that they put something in a package, with your name on it and sent it out. They MAILED that to you, and it is YOURS to KEEP.

There is no legal gray area here. There is no court case. OP gave some nigger a laptop. End of story.
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>>691537929
Yeah, I sell on Ebay too. As if customer service is going to help an Ebay seller. ha-ha. Ha-HA fat chance.
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I TOOK A PIC BEFORE SHIPPING OF THE PACKAGES AND THE LABELS ARE TOO BLURRY TO TELL WHICH ONE IS WHICH HOW CAN I MAKE THE IMAGE CLEARER AS I ZOOM IN?
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>>691534963

The usps AT MOST would just weigh the package and update the weight to what it actually is... Also a MBP doesn't weigh 15 lbs you dumbass, in a box it's at most like 6 lbs.

They don't give a shit about weight until it's something over the $125 that a Ground carrier is supposed to handle.

Source: I work in a warehouse and you're fucking dumb.
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>>691536751
Doesn't apply, this wasn't unsolicited.

As for your second point, look up "unjust enrichment." You are obliged to return the more expensive item at the seller's expense.
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Report the sn as stolen to apple.

You win.
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>>691533416
Easy, send a very direct certified letter saying he was sent a MacBook by mistake, and then a bill for the MacBook.
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>>691538357
this IS illegal
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>>691536751
This is being taken out of context. The item was solicited, just misrepresented at the seller's honest mistake. The buyer and seller had made a business agreement and therefore the transaction was solicited. It is the buyer's obligation to rectify the contract at the expense of the seller.

GJ copy/pasting shit though, no seriously, great job son.
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>>691538342
>it's up to men not to rape!

I hope every girl who does shit like this gets raped, I really do.
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>>691538226
yeah lol. fuck that. OP is toast
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>>691538616
lol you're a psychopath
try having sex once or twice
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>>691538761
I'm pretty sure he intends to...

Forcibly
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>>691538357
illegal. Anyone could send anything and then send a bill. FTC controls this shit.
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>>691538610
No. Good luck using the words "honest mistake" in court. If you pay for something to be shipped to you in the mail and you don't get it, you are entitled to get the item you ordered and not something else. Your customer does not bear the burden of your own mistakes, in their favor or not.
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>>691538895
nice
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>>691538761
I estimate that I've probably had sex let's see

5.5 years with girlfriend averaging 3x/week.....3 other long term girlfriends which were probably worth about 150-250 each..we'll average that to be 600 total leave it on the low side. then like 20 randoms, so probably about 150 repetitions out of those girls

I've had sex, I would estimate, 1608 times in my life. Ballpark figure, i would virtually guarantee it's within 150 of that.

I might be slightly different than other people, but it don't mean I haven't had sex.

Girls who disrupt learning environment to try to show their asshole, and then defend their "right" to do it, deserve to be raped. You get what you ask for in life and lessons need to be learned. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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>>691533416
If it's on eBay, just ask for him to ship it back. Even offer to pay for the shipping. Go from there. Good luck.
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>>691539094
see>>691538304

You are wrong lol. Why do you think you're right when you're wrong anon? Oh I know, next comes "I wuz just trollinz" followed by the bait maymay.

You have absolutely no foundation for what you're talking about.
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Listen, to all of you idiots that think the buyer is responsible for anything other than jacking off on his brand new laptop....

I will make a throw away ebay account and email if anyone wants to challenge me. Send me an item by mistake and it is then up to you to then see for yourself just how I will be obligated to send it back. I'm all for getting free stuff, so please someone challenge me to this.
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>>691539273
>I've had sex, I would estimate, 1608 times in my life.
if this isn't pasta this is some epic tier autism
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>>691539273
>this level of autism
>girlfriend ever

All signs point to no my friend.
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>>691535444
Hah hah hah hah hah hah.

You newfags, and your crazy ideas about how shit really works.
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>>691539553
>doing simple calculations on numbers with up to 3 digits is "epic tier autism"

You can do the calculations really easily too! 0 * 0 = 0 in your case
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>>691539273
>>691539273
holy shit that's impressive man, you're totally cool and not autistic
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>>691533416
Say sorry it was a mixup let me pay for the shipping and you'll get the macbook shipped within a few days prior. Sorry about the mixup my man.
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>>691536061
Retard insurance?
You guys are lunatics. There's no recourse. if you send gold bars to random people there's no expectation for them to send them back
Madness
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>>691535330
underrated comment
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>>691533416
You have his address. go there and say that you cum on the laptop all the time. and ask him if u can do it one more time.

run with the laptop

welcome
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>>691539422
>I have no problem breaking the law so the laws don't apply to anyone.

Yeah there's the flaw in your argument, you're a degenerate who thinks laws don't matter. Your argument is stands just as tall as "If I robbed the bank and didn't get caught then it must have been legal."

TL:DR you're a child who has no life obligations or understanding of society.
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>>691539751
>only response from multiple people is "you're autistic"!!

yes, so autistic that i've had sex almost 2000 times
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>>691539422
Well that would be knowingly dealing with someone who intends to commit fraud. The topic under discussion is making an error, not being a moron.
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>>691540109
maybe you're autistic
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>>691539402
This is how trade laws and consumer protection laws are written - to protect the consumer. >>691538610
No, the laptop was not solicited. Just because I paid for something to be sent to me in the mail does NOT mean I solicited anything else to be sent in the mail.

What you have here is a very plain and simple case of
A- Failing to send a customer the Iphone they paid for and
B- Sending a customer a package they had nothing to do with.

Good luck taking this to court or getting this guy to pay for it. If you want to push the issue you could try small claims, but I bet you that the customer in question will NEVER show up and you will be laughed out of court for it.

>>691540075
There is NOTHING illegal in taking a package with your name on it off of your doorstep, opening it, and keeping the shit inside. Good luck making any court see this any other way.
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>>691538906
/thread
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>>691539730
being totally fucking unaware of how autistic you are is a sign of autism
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>>691540075
For your entire autistic comment to even be based on something, please go ahead and link the law to which you are referring. I'll be waiting.

P.s. I'm a semester away from finishing my masters degree in electrical engineering at Berkeley. Please tell me some more about how I have no life obligations.
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>>691533416
Nigger, you done fucked up. Apologize and refund the guy his 2500. Maybe he'll give you the cellphone back and you can resell it for another 600.
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>>691533416
Dont worry too much if you did all this on legally binding grounds then tbe other guy that got the laptop is obligated to return it and if he refuses you can contact the police or some other authority cause he is technically stealing someone else's property
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>>691540242
>being able to do grade-school arithmetic is a sign of autism

You know what's not a sign of autism? Being able to make intimate social connections with people at will
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>>691540704
>arguing over your own sex calculations on /b/
yeah you're hitting a home run with that one buddy
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>>691540182
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unjust_enrichment
http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/unjust+enrichment
http://dictionary.law.com/default.aspx?selected=2197

What are:

Order numbers
Credit Card Numbers
Banks
Photographic Evidence

I'm not arguing that OP will get his money back from a potential dickcheese. I am arguing that keeping that item is illegal and that you haven't a clue about what you type. Christ, Summer.
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>>691540816
who's arguing? I'm laughing at y'all and y'all are calling me autistic all the time

that's right I use the word "y'all" and I have had sex at least 1.5 thousand times

i also have man tits. I've fucked a girl who later went back to her boyfriend who was a college football player. lol.

You should probably be asking for advice right about now, if you want to get laid in college and beyond
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Itt-
People who think the op is going to even come close to getting his laptop back when the US can't even touch Edward snowden. Kek
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>>691540957
This is actually pretty masterful bait at this point.
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OP HERE THE OTHER GUY RESPONDED! HE SAID THAT HE HASN"T EVEN OPENED THE PACKAGE YET BECAUSE HE REALIZED THERE'S NO WAY I'D PUT A TINY PHONE IN THAT BIG BOX! HE SAID HE'S GONNA SHIP IT BACK TOMORROW! THE OTHER GUY IS GONNA SHIP THE PHONE BACK TOO THANK GOD BOTH OF THESE BUYERS HAVE A GOOD REP WITH LIKE HUNDREDS OF ORDERS
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>>691540915
First, the plaintiff must have provided the defendant with something of value while expecting compensation in return. Second, the defendant must have acknowledged, accepted, and benefited from whatever the plaintiff provided. Third, the plaintiff must show that it would be inequitable or Unconscionable for the defendant to enjoy the benefit of the plaintiff's actions without paying for it.

Can you even read?
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>>691540957
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>>691540957
did you start with your sister and work your way up or was she a stretch goal for your slaying career
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>>691540396
>P.s. I'm a semester away from finishing my masters degree in electrical engineering at Berkeley
Well that explains everything. All you've ever been taught is it's all about you.
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>>691540915
Poor guy. You don't understand the definition of illegal. You should have linked that as well.
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>>691540957
>>691540704
>>691540109
>>691539730
>>691539273
>putting this much effort into defending your sex math
It's okay, I'm sure your social worker believes you
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>>691533416
You took dick pics right? Then don't worry about it
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>>691541387
I've also served 5 years in the military. Please tell me more about serving only myself.
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>>691541262
i started with a fat jewish girl, she was fugly as shit lol

>>691541637
spiderman thread? spiderman thread
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>>691541387
Envious neckbeard detected
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anytime I sell any electronic device like that (i.e. laptop, phone, sd cards, hard drives) online I make a point of placing a couple dozen pictures of my dick, my asshole and various pictures of my shits and one picture of my neighbours child on the storage medium prior to shipping. I always get high ratings.
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>>691533416
Where did you get these?
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>>691533416
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4pv0v9/real_syrian_citizen_drops_truth_on_obama_and_trump/
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>>691541182
Plaintiff-seller:I am selling the Defendant a phone for $600 with order number 451

Defendant: I Received a Laptop worth $2000 with order number 451

Plaintiff: I received payment of $600 for an item mistakenly sent to the defendant valued at $2000. I offered to send the defendant the item he was actually sold and pay return shipping. The defendant then declined. I find this unconscionable and this is why we are in court today your honor.

How does this not make sense to you?
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>>691534184
found the illiterate.
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>>691541986
The internet.
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>>691542079
you forgot the part where the judge says "case dismissed" and the seller gets laughed out of court
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Fuck off OP you're not getting your macbook back
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>>691533416

You fucked up and did nigger things didn't you.
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>>691541519
It is illegal, you're retarded.
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>>691542079
Cuz everything in life is just a judge Judy phone call away. Get real.
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>>691541736
There are untrustworthy self-serving types even it the best organizations.
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>>691542432
no u r
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i dont care about op, but damn, dat ass
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>>691542326
>oopsies I got beat, guess its time for hyperbole damage control as I run away.
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>>691542336
I loved Con-Air
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>>691542432
Please post the law that is being broken. Please also take a college course on political science on either state or federal level.
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>>691542583
what
I wasn't the person you replied to, I'm just yet another person hat understands how real life works
just because you can try to logic your way through it doesn't make it legal
that wasn't hyperbole, if you said that in court you'd get laughed at
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>>691542449
Yep, and you've pointed one out right? You caught me.
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>>691533416
The sizes if those packages are so radically different that you deserve any and every penalty and disgrace that comes your way.
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>>691542767
>If you brought a legitimate recorded legal issue to court and the math was there to back it up, everyone would laugh.

Why is it that I imagine you see the whole world as an episode of the Simpsons?
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>>691543039
Seinfeld would be more accurate because it has a laugh track
Nice try with the joke tho
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>>691543039
Probably because you watch too much TV?
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>>691543039
what math do you seem to think is there to back it up?
the laptop is $2000, the buyer paid $600, OP made a $1400 mistake
that's the only math I'm seeing bruv
let's do some more math
you're 100% retard
this site is 18+
you're underage
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>>691543502
>bruv
>chav
>only law you have is sharia now

Fine, I can go low brow too. Still upset cuz wrong I see.
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>>691544269
I know you're trolling but latching onto bruv and leaping to sharia is pretty lol
I'm south african, US national and lived in bermuda for 20 years. I'm well versed in american commercial law and I passed the bar in new york. You can make jokes about muslims all you want but it doesn't get OP his macbook back
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>>691541162
That's good. Not everyone's a total fucktwat.
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>>691533416
Haha dumbass. It's gone.. And your fault
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>>691539273
Yes yes sure you did, now go to bed jim and take your autism pills.
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>>691544591
Yes and I'm your father in a dress speaking to you through a tin can.

see>>691541162
Oops. Guess you lose again. Hows life in the mum's basement going?
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>>691535137
Also, if you come at me OP with a bill or claim etc. I'm going to tell everyone that I never recieved any packages and that I want a full refund for my $600 iphone that I never recieved.

If you're so incompetent that you could mix up addresses, I'm pretty sure everyone will think you're the sort of idiot that could have mailed the macbook to someone else entirely, or lost it in shipping, or never sent it at all.

>be me
>order iphone
>get macbook 5 times the value of iphone
>tell ebay I never got my iphone or any other package
>demand refund
>leave negative feedback on OP's ebay account

>get free $2,500 macbook, and my $600 back to buy an iphone from a more reputable competent ebay seller.
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>>691546141
nice first post in this thread m80

8/8
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>>691536176
>riced-the-fuck-out Windows XP
>Opera 9
Accurate.
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>>691546141
>be you
>don't care about law or others
>thinks everyone else is like me therefore everything outside criminal law doesn't exist.
>god why am I so unhappy?
>guess its time for more 4chan
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>>691533416
Contact eBay and don't be a pussy about it. eBay generally favors sellers because without sellers they would not have any use cases for their site. Just go ham on it.
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yeah sounds like a strenuous legal battle
if you really wanna see my certs im on facebook Agh Gblagh my inbox is open so hit me up and try to explain your case again and I'll break your scrawny ass down bylaw by bylaw
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>>691546605
you can't even speak english
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>>691546913
WHOA! Everybody watch out. We have a bad-ass here.
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>>691546913
>Agh Gblagh

LOL your name sounds like poo coming out in the loo. What color are you? Sorry, was no need to ask. You know nothing.
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>>691547174
why dont u do it fag instead of posting reddit memes
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>>691547109
>grammar

This is actually how beat you have become right now. Understand and appreciate that.
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>>691546605
That is actually pretty spot on, except for the happiness thing. I'm fairly happy.

I attribute this to your line about not caring about many people or the law.
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Damn that bitch has some cute feet
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>>691547381
at least I got a macbook
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>>691546769
Dipshit, see why this one work -->>>691546141
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>>691546488
Thanks :)
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>>691546141
>>691542079
Yeah. The "I ain't got shit, your honor" part of the equation here seems to have been missed.

As if you are dumb enough to fly to North Dakota or wherever the fuck to attend small claims court when you know a nigger that happens to be smarter than you is going to come and claim complete ignorance about the matter.

As if you can prove without a doubt that there was a macbook in that box you sent out.

If I was in this situation and the seller was dumb enough to push the issue and push it to that point, I'd say either

A- "Your honor, I ain't got no box and never had one, maybe the neighbor kids done stole it off my porch"

B- "Your honor, nigga that shit was broke. I done throwed it away."


Here's the point.
You have to prove
A- Nigger in wherever recieved the package. More difficult than you might think
B- Nigger recieved your correspondence. "It done went to spam I guess. I don't check that email no more."
C- Laptop is actually worth US $2500
D- Where is the nigger's phone he paid for anyways, didn't he pay for that? Oh shit, you're being countersued for the missing phone. Oh shit, there is actually evidence that the phone was not received, a paper trail in the nigger's favor,

Oh shit, you shook up the hornets nest and now the nigger that is smarter than you has 3x damages on his missing phone, I.E. $1800 for doing nothing AND the free laptop.


Good Luck!
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>>691547322
>Agh Gblagh
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>>691547322
Do it here you scared little shit.
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>>691547641
LMAAAAOOO
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>>691533416
Internet shame the guy who received the gay ass computer for not being a social cuck and doing the right thing
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>>691547585
TL:DR past first line. Your terminology shows me that you are a child and have no clue.
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>>691540182

>If you want to push the issue you could try small claims, but I bet you that the customer in question will NEVER show up and you will be laughed out of court for it.
>the customer in question will NEVER show up

And BAM you win the case.
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>>691533416
> sold a brand new Macbook for around $2500 on ebay
> also sold a brand new iPhone 6S around the same time for like $600

What kind of ghetto scams are you running?
you deserve to lose your shirt.
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>>691548125
Oh shit, someone pulled the rug out. Good job anon.
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>>691546769
Ebay generally favors sellers
HAVE YOU EVER SOLD SHIT ON EBAY? THEY DON"T EVEN LET SELLERS LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK ON BUYERS ANYMORE

I once had a guy on ebay take an Nvidia Quadro graphics card I sold him, claim it didn't work, sent me a blurry picture of it. When I pressed the case, he took pliers to the components of the board and ripped a bunch of them off of it, threw the graphics card into a walmart shopping bag, threw this into the largest usps flat rate box without any padding, shipped it back to me and demanded his refund.

Customer service told me to give him his refund. He then gave me negative feedback. Customer service told me to be better at customer service.

YEAH FUCKING RIGHT MAN.
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>>691548125
prove he got the item, son.
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Nothing you can do now. Either buy a new MacBook and send it to the guy who was supposed to get the MacBook, or don't do anything about the situation and hope to prime Jesus that the MacBook guy wont be chasing you with a lawsuit, which judging from your obvious lack of bills in your pocket, would send your ass hurling onto the streets for a long ass time.

Just get him a new MacBook. At least you wouldn't loose too much, you'd still end up with some bills in your wallet.
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>>691533416
>> sold a brand new Macbook for around $2500 on ebay
You should be shot.
1. You bought an overpriced piece of shit computer.
2. You turned around and sold it for probably as much as you paid for it. crApple devices Do Not Appreciate in Value. They're worthless shit by default.

>> also sold a brand new iPhone 6S around the same time for like $600
Again, another reason you need shot.

I hope you get screwed.
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>>691549327
lol
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>>691549327
/Thread
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>>691549327
He sold stolen goods, and is too green to keep the labels straight. He's about to get fucked in a lot of different ways.
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Wow, that's a funny coincidence. I just bought a phone the other day on ebay and UPS just delivered a Macbook.
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>>691550776
b8
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>>691537051
>implying the usps and fedex guys don't just whip the fucking box at your door and get back in their truck
>implying I don't literally watch them do this every fucking time
>implying I don't spend hundreds to order heavier and heavier shit
>35 pounds of peanut butter
>that lazy fuck still tried to whip it at the door, got winded even getting close enough, just said fuck it, left it halfway up the driveway
>I'm ganna order some bricks in a box in the mail now
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>>691547559
wanna fuck?
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>>691551332
How big are you?
ASL
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>>691551465
all you need to know is
>for you
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