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>>691529338
why is your nose look like about to pop and burst forth with juicy fruit flavors?
>>691529338
I am a model in my country
>>691529661
cuz it is
More rates please?
>>691529338
is this actually you?
I have so many questions
>>691529881
shitskin / 10
>>691529979
I'm depressed and sorta lazy
>>691529785
I look Middle Eastern? I'm white as fuck.
>>691529960
are you the guy who was crying last night?
Can we be friends? Really
>>691529960
We look similar!
>>691530071
I was wondering where the racists were in the last thread haha
Posting from the last thread.
I am effin' huuuuge....
>>691530129
Lol you sound offended, I know a ton of cute middle eastern chicks. halal on the streets haram in the sheets sort of thing with a lot of them. Not that big of a deal, you look cute either way.
I DEMAND FOTOSHOP JIZZ ON THE FACE OF ALL THESE FAGGOTS
Postin from last thread
Rate me /b/ros
>>691529847
5/10
>>691530186
Can I be your "nigga"?
>>691530335
No, it's ok, I've just never heard it before.
>>691529881
Nick Kyrgios/10
>>691529881
Shiraz?
>>691530437
You can be my /b/ro if you join the party and post ya face boi.
>>691530129
Age?
>>691530183
cool af, would hang with
>>691530548
What's a Shiraz?
>>691530426
you wish.
that sounds really boring
>>691530129
whats your kik
>>691530129
and fat as fuck
>>691530636
just my opinion m8, dun be a thin skinned faggot
>>691530424
Oh yeah for that person that wanted a "'look at this dude' meme of him", I give you this because I'm too lazy to make a video and edit it
>>691530129
probobly would bang
>>691530129
total qt even though a little chubby
>>691530696
Really? no fucking way! you aren't a day older than 20
>>691530623
haha, just a male name from what's apparently a persian fairytale
Rate me
>>691529960
You look fine here; stop w/ the bandana stuff plz
>>691530129
qt3.141592653589793
so cute i looked up those extra digits just for you
>>691530887
model wannabe/10
>>691530643
underageb&
>>691530746
I LOVE YOU
>>691530869
Haha, it's really bugging you huh? My first name's Farhad. Curiosity slaked? :)
>>691530866
That's a fake person. I'm 19.
>>691530757
>>691530847
thanks
>>691530692
wow rude
>>691530186
You guys wanna see my gf? You can obviously guess her ethnicity.
>>691530983
I am a model in Italy
I am the next Jon Kortajarena
Fuck.
>>691530129
holy shit, i could stare into those eyes literally for days
How about y'all guess my age?
>>691531301
Is she chinese?
>>691530757
Ayy China IL, mah nigga/10
>>691531186
Yea I suppose; not sure if you're telling the truth or just humoring me. Also the facial hair looks good but don't get carried away with it
sitting here looking like the cancer that my mother has
>>691531411
manchild/10
>>691530129
i want to cum in your anus
>>691531266
disgusting show your tits or stop posting
>1/2 (w/ beard)
>>691531301 (me)
>>691531448
Hah, no. But I did date a Jap back in high school.
>>691531483
Definitely the truth, here's the story if you give a shit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khosrow_and_Shirin
And thanks man!
>>691531324
you look like my old cellmate no lie
>>691531623
2/2 (w/o beard)
>>691531628
The negros and the Japanese are conspiring?
>>691531613
my tits aren't that great
>>691531683
Really?
Was he Italian and model like me?
>>691531589
I guess that's a compliment...?
>>691531805
Squeeze em and post pic they must be better than your face
>>691530129
i'd let you put that piercing into my dickhole just to be able to smell your shit
Dont
>>691531068
I'm 18
>>691531502
Real close fam, that ain't it tho
>>691531411
21.
>>691530335
>691530129
ur a fkin faggot
>>691531973
less glasses
more windbreaker
8 / 10
>>691529338
Just fucked cutting my hair right now so I just said fuck it and went full egg
>>691532315
Lil' bit higher
>>691532371
Damm Pedro, why you did that
>>691532454
early 50s?
>>691532371
shit essey, why did you do that amigo
>>691532371
you dun fucked up you ugly looking egg
>>691531942
so rude
>>691531765
Lol I don't know but rate my gf?
>>691532518
Well done, you've earned yourself a gold star.
Of David.
:^)
>>691532645
stop being a fucking tease and post your tits you slut. i'd aim for your pretty eyes when i cummed
>>691530643
8/10 One cute fuckin' asian
>>691532644
Thanks dad
>>691532700
She's cute, glad you got yourself a cute one my friend :)
>>691530186
Nigger.
>>691532645
Whats your kik? show me them there?
Dat feel when just left eu
>>691532920
Fucking racist piece of shit. We don't tolerate your kind on /b/.
rate me /b/
>>691532700
Lucky guy. Treat them right. ;00
>>691532857
Thanks my /b/oy.
>>691532920
No u
>>691532933
10/10
>>691532933
you look like something a retarded version of Michelangelo would carve out of marble.
>>691530746
re-rolling because of how hard I kek'd at the resemblance when you realise
>>691533113
Fucking kekkle
>>691533113
Im cool with that
>>691533113
kek'd hard
>>691530183
metalgod/10
>>691532330
windbreaker?
>>691532772
lol not asian but ty
>>691533122
HAVE WE GOT A NEW NICK WILDE, /B/?
>>691531301
You're like a smooth KSI.
>>691532741
I'm not a slut.
>>691533532
Oh shit, sorry bro.. What are ya then?
plz no h8 am lookin for online gf
>>691533608
your anus smell good?
>>691533608
i'd sure as hell make you one.
>>691529338
>cancer of /b/
>>691533608
all due respect every femanon kinda is a slut on /b/
>>691533693
I'm half black and half (eastern) indian
>>691533608
I swear you're cute as fucking hell.
Would go out to get coffee and pastries with
>>691533733
i only wipe every other day
>>691530134
Not that anon but I think I've been asked that before oddly enough
, anyone have a pic of cring anon for reference?
>>691533822
I'm just lonely.
>>691533733
I dunno. maybe. Try me.
>>691533901
Please do. I haven't been on a date in forever
>>691533608
But you're fat now show your tits to prove its you
>>691530134
Story?
>>691533926
Buy a bidet, fucking american barbarians. Cazzo
>>691533861
Huh. That's quite interesting, bro. What side of the family is which?
R8?
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>>691533934
Yes you are, bitching because girls dont like you
>>691534119
Believe me or not, both my parents are mixed haha
>>691534150
penis or gtfo
>>691533693
mexican
>>691533861
>>691534281
lol dawg you pretending to be me
>>691534150
this isn't rate my girlfriends fb picture you fucking homo
>>691534486
you should be honoured that someone mistakened you for a non-mexican juan.
>>691534150
8.5/10
Would be 10 if aryan
>>691530424
Is your snapchat stuhlingerchez, because you look exactly like that dude and you post up shit like you partying and drawings and you shooting and stuff. You look too much like him to not be him.
>pic related, you said you were drunk when you posted this
>>691533038
Trust me I do. I love her very, very much. (Yeah I said the "L" word. I'm a total faggot.)
>>691533593
I don't really know who that is but is he the dubstep guy?
>>691534486
Thi is actually the second time I've mistaken someone who is mexican for asian. What the fuck
>>691534043
I dunno how much you're into dating chicks but I mean haha
>>691534647
I'm like 85% German too. Just couldn't get the colors right, unfortunately
>>691533532
are you from mexico?
>>691534804
I'm bi.
>>691534733
Yeah it's me. Surprised you found me here, but I cba if people start adding me and sending me dick pics or whatever.
rate?
>>691534555
Check'd. Seriously tho. Only selfie I have on my phone. From like a month ago
>>691533608
So so many baby /b/'s in here no-one mentioned the golden rule yet?!
TITS OR GTFO
>>691534619
I don't really care.
lol "juan"
>>691534804
You aren't the first to say I look asian. Maybe it's the eyes. I don't know.
>>691535033
Yes.
>>691535059
Damn right you are...
Fat bitch like you needs to appreciate any person willing to spend their time with you
>>691535248
Plz don't imitate people who aren't you
>>691535327
Same
>>691535309
Like it there?
>>691535368
Kek'd
>>691535059
>IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS
fuck off whale
>>691535431
Yeah, but only because my cousins are in the cartel so they hook me up with shit.
shit would suck otherwise, hell of a country.
>>691531685
Shoulda kept the beard.
Got a weak chin
>>691535059
Now you're attention seeking
>>691535309
you have cartel connections? prolly means you were born into a poorer family
>>691535494
>>691535368
You guys seem oddly upset that I'm overweight.
>>691535595
thanks, i've been getting similar comments, of course, my chin looks different when it's not just in the profile position
too lazy to post it though
>>691535431
Shows your tits then nobody cares about your face when there are much hotter girls out there
>>691535617
yeah, broke as fuck man. dad works in a factory with all these fumes and shit, lungs are gonna last him a decade or two at most. probably gonna have to join him in a couple of months, can't seem to find a job elsewhere.
it is what it is.
>>691535729
>oddly
>>691535800
>>691535645
Not a grill. If you wanna spam pics of random chicks, by all means make a thread for it. Pretending to actually be them here is pretty pathetic, and it gunks up the thread
>>691535059
oooooh shit
>>691535309
I've been mistaken as half asian myself while I'm hispanic too, I thought I'd get this shit down, haha
>>691535309
post dick?
>>691535729
Women being overweight are throwing away almost all they were born with. There is reason to be upset.
>>691534244
Not me, did anon make a face like this?
>>691535895
You could always have your cartel family members smuggle you north of the border
Be nice :)
>>691535729
you posted a picture of yourself on an imageboard
dont act like you dont like this attention
>>691535959
I am hispanic, from ancient roman Hispania, Spain, EUROPE
You are a mestizo mongrel
>>691535431
Not atm, no.
>>691535528
Pretty funny.
>>691535617
Not that I know of but I have a somewhat big family so maybe. Not poor or rich.
>>691535895
You have quite the imagination.
>>691535959
You don't look too hispanic.
>>691536071
>>691536064
You're a autistic faggot kill yourself. I can see your parents dissapointment just from looking at you
>>691536071
nah, don't want to leave my parents and siblings. gonna have to take care of them now that i'm an adult...
>>691536064
lol, yes
>>691535147
What country you from?
>>691536076
Fuck you
Bitch/10
>>691530186
You look like one of those gamer chicks who stream lol.
>>691536263
Stay there we dont fucking want you here anyways
>>691536076
marry me
>>691536363
shit, sorry man, didn't mean to offend you. i'd like to live in america and have some sort of future, just not a luxury i can afford unfortunately...
>>691536338
Aww you mad because I don't weigh 200 pounds like you?
>>691529922
male? would sex
>>691536076
timestamp
>>691536315
Ireland, love my country and proud to be Irish
>>691530746
Just noticed this too, I kekked hard on this one. Everybody says I look just like him, so I guess I do.
>>691536498
You are cute with make up, doubt it without
>>691536229
Yeah, I know, it's because I'm so damn pale. I'm pretty much a mix of hispanic coutries.
>>691536181
Yes.
>>691536498
Ill fuck you in the ass
>>691536498
what are you some 90 pound weakling ?
>>691536640
lol i'm not even wearing makeup in those pics
>>691536343
Tf... I'm a man
>>691536498
This girl got her shit straight with her Tototoro
>>691536728
i stand by what i said
>>691536498
Aww you mad because I don't weigh 200 pounds like you?
>>691536475
just dont make it up here as an illegal and you good /b/ro
>>691536498
seriously, gorgeous
>>691536263
"now that i'm an adult" lol
>>691536363
oh but I'm already here.
>>691536475
I didn't think someone would really pretend to be me but it's kind of entertaining the whole story you've made up. Although, I wouldn't call "america" much of a luxury.
>>691536660
Were you born in the US?
>>691536791
Not even a picture of you.... Yep u mad
>>691536607
Not bad, are you a body builder or something? I remember seeing on your story you flexing your arm with a bunch of other people and you captioned it 'They don't give you muscles in the army for no reason'
You serve with army too?
>>691536780
Allow me to redirect you to
>>691536498
And
>>691536791
>>691536660
You are a mestizo, not a fucking hispanic
YOU ARE NOT A CELTIBERIAN
>>691536905
Why do I keep seeing your stupid face nobody cares faggot
>>691536707
Thats bullshit
>>691536300
I know the one then I think. I hope anon finds his way soon.
>>691536791
the girl in your pic is 10/10, I dont think its u
Girls using each other as an excuse to show off. Typical.
>>691536905
Yup. First generation to be so on one side of the family second generation on the other.
>>691537041
A BOY FINDS A WAY
Hi?
>>691535309
circumcised there perchance?
>>691536263
You're really going to some lengths imitating that guy
>>691536245
Can you explain? It may be the autism but I fail to see what set you off
>>691537035
no its not, no make up at all i swear
Do your worse
>>691537015
Sorry for the inconvenience. Posting a pic to prove it's me but you're right.
>>691537106
Well, it's good you have a citizenship in the US. >>691536027
no
>>691537202
It's pretty funny.
>>691537234
your existence disgusts me
>>691537256
are you on HRT?
R8 or h8
>>691536917
>>691536962
Thirsty samefagging bitch
R8 M8s
>>691537284
Check em fatty
>>691537284
Nah, more pathetic than anything else
>>691535152
8/10 would bang
>>691537325
yeah, do i pass? :)
>>691534150
would face fuck
>>691536941
Nope, my other friends in the picture did though, they were all wearing army gym gear or whatever boogaloo they'd call it, I was just wearing trackpants and a t-shirt. And no, I'm not a body-builder, I just go to the gym regularly, so I suppose I can safely say I have a healthy body.
>>691536076
Also 7/10, ya seem alright
>>691537325
>HRT
No
>>691537424
not bad, tbh, it's a pass for me
bi guy, would maybe date you if you were chill
>>691537384
eh? Wrong post?
>>691537399
A little, yeah.
>>691537234
I see you post in every thread and lie about you job for one thing. Also you have zero facial expression why even bother taking a picture when you don't even smile. Everything about you screams mental illness
>>691537339
god tier beard man.
how old are you and how long it took you to grow that?
>>691537384
this goes to my cringe folder
>>691537370
you look like the portuguese migrant who polishes my boots and mucks my stable
>>691537384
fail.rar
>>691535786
femanon here, DONT keep the beard unless you're not looking for stuff, its a huge turn off for most of us
>>691529847
You'd better stay there then.
>>691537370
getting ready to shoot up some homos?
>>691537483
7.5//10 show more body
>>691537360
I'm not even the chick man.
This is me >>691530186
Someone called me a girl if you look through the replies.
WHAT
>>691529338
You look like you're going to age badly.
>>691537633
Femanon here. don't listen to fat people.
here are my dubs
>>691529338
dumb nigger smoking inside. fucking tard.
Any of you play league? Add me
>darthkanite
>>691529495
Dork
Yo what's good fam?
>>691537633
that's odd, I've heard mostly the exact opposite from most femanons so far...
>>691537284
Yeah. Better than Cuba probably, haha. Though, for the most part I'm pretty americanized so I don't feel very out of place, per say culturally wise, but it kinda sucks I don't have a lot of connection to my heritage. I dunno man.
>>691537576
thanks /b/ro. i'm 18, had it since I was 16.
>>691529881
Are you a terrorist?
>>691537642
This ok?
>>691537750
dear lord, kys
>>691537766
checking my dubs
>>691536905
Or are you not?
>>691537758
Get the fuck out jamal
I won't show you my face but here's my dick
>>691529922
Wash that damned hair.
>>691537870
points for corset
>>691537236
Would bang in that case, you seem crazy as fuck
>>691537870
Yes but I'd like more with less clothes haha
What's up niggers
>>691529960
You are thirteen and a half years old.
>>691531371
I would
>>691537920
mmmmmmm
>>691537920
shhh! dont scare the albino dick, Ailurus fulgens.
>>691529983
Wat?
>>691537384
>>691537920
Damn baby. Let me suck that.
>>691537770
It really doesn't matter.
>>691537906
not what?
>>691538026
22, you jealous?
>>691530680
What's it like in prison?
>>691537920
shit looks like a fucking mushroom, i'd spray anti fungal spray on that shit
>>691530143
That's the weirdest pickup line ever.
>>691537807
>18
nigga what??
if you are really 18 thats some fucking monster beard you got for your age. keep it
>>691530129
It's sad that you compliment yourself
>>691538185
You're the imitator, plz stop
>>691530183
7/10 would bang
>>691538023
Kys
>>691538135
I'd be pleased to
