>>691524753
> he keeps going: "she ever do that thing where she tries to suck the last drop out and you get teeth marks?"

So did she?

>>691525505

No, she only did that with the rest of the guys there

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>>691524753
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>691524753
those are some mighty bad eyebrows

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>>691524753
>this pic is me
>but Im not going to prove its me

OP never fails to be a faggot, enjoy your fantasies you beta fuck

>>691526622
>enjoy your fantasies you beta fuck
Enjoy it yourself fag.

Cool it off and chill ;)

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>>691524753
>sweep the leg
>SWEEP THE LEG
SWEEP THE LEG!

>>691524753
> "you know she's fucked half the guys here, right?"

nice

>>691524753
There's already a cringe thread, fuck off.

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>>691526286
You think so? Lol think again.

9.5 with sick af body, went to prestigious school, stable income, not mentally insaine.

Post yours...

>>691524753
what a faggot why not fight him when he's sober that some beta shit

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>>691524753
>alpha
>nonviolent
Choose one

>>691527122
>Insaine

Can't spell

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>>691524753
the guy in that pic will get drunk and be raped by 3 homos, a hetero, and one chick with a strap on in the year 2030. I have foreseen it. Something, something, darkside. Something, something, complete.

>>691527267
Insane yap, tripfag.

>>691527122
>brags on 4chan
>not mentally insane

pick one

>>691527267
>>691527399
Samefag ;)

Nice rage.

>>691524753
Nice thread OP. If I were you, I would have unsheathed my Katana. The very sight of my sweet blade of the Orient would have made that Chad back off.

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>>691524753
starting gofund.me so OP can buy looser fitting clothing

>>691527461
You call that bragging? Oh yeah 4chan.

>>691527399
Dubs confirm i guess

didnt read the text but that picture gave me a good laugh thanks

>>691527534
>no wrong
>not the samefag
>different faggot who nailed dubs check 'em faggot

>>691527801
You didn't check mine, tears blocking the view?

>>691524753
>sweep the leg, he goes down
>> put him in a full nelson
>> he struggles
>>
>> situation resolved without violence
Top kek - go bleach your asshole betafag

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>op claims to be alpha
>tells 4chan
>whines when people say it's bullshit

Some chick on tinder ended up looking way fatter and uglier when I met up with her at her house.

Ate all her hot pockets and bounced.

And by hot pocket I do not mean her vagina, I mean the shitty frozen food.

>>691527122
Too bad you aren't real.

>>691524753
>went to prestigious school
did you graduate? can't even spell insane properly

douche detected

>>691528009

>>691527122
might want to post a picture thats actually you

>>691524753
Old copypasta, faggot.

>>691528056
Oh i bet your pardon, check >>691528009

>>691527122
>happenstance jamie mcguire

>>691527974
And please post pics when you do.

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>>691524753
>alpha thread
>Im dating this total whore
>guy points out her sluttiness
>beat him up
> bring my slutty whore home to fuck BB

so alpha

>>691528220
>reaction image

https://youtu.be/HW7R5JUOLRo Him

>>691527700
>makes thread about how alpha he is with fake girlfriend
>you call that bragging?
>you're a faggot

>>691524753

so basically, you rubbed your penis on his butt.

so alpha.

only fools

>>691527122
the neck to end all necks

alpha necker

giraffo

neck the neckiest neckman

>all things I would call OP before alpha

>>691524753
what's weird about this is that they both look transgender

>>691527606
Id support that gofundme

poor OP shouldnt have to squeeze into his kid brother's hand-me-downs the way he apparently does

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>>691524753

> sweep the leg, he goes down

> situation resolved without violence

>SWEEP THE LEG

>>691524753
lol dude theres no alphas on 4chan.
no one else has a story bro. i got a fight story tho

>on my way to score my drugs
>walking along sidewalk
>2 mex's coming the opposite way
>attempt to walk past but they step in front of me
>"give me ur money"
>lol no
>jose's right hand comes my way
>telegraphed af
>i grab it and pull him towards me until my right elbow is in his face
>outonhisfeet
>about to follow with left
>other juan tackles me from behind
>kicks me in stomach repeatedly
>takes my wallet
>my shoes
>no drugs for me today

i dont get upset about it cause connecting with that elbow felt god-like

AAS fag on OPs picture, alpha as fuq

fine i'll tell my alpha/beta story
has nothing to do with wemen.
>guy says he'll stick his skateboard up my ass cuz i told him to shut up for whistling badly
>go get my wrenches
>sneak up behind him
>start beating the shit out of him with wrenches

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>>691530274
I believe everything about that story except you getting that one hit

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>most beautiful girl in the room, to me
>'' so what's it like being the alpha male in the room, anon?''
>mrw gif related

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>>691530741
ok

>>691530274

>attempt to walk past but they step in front of me
>other juan tackles me from behind
>kicks me in stomach repeatedly

legit story.

so the other juan teleported, tackled you from behind, you fell on your stomach and kicked you in your stomach repeatedly.
is your belly on your back?

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>>691531059
>never did fuck her
>mfw

>Be me 9 met 21 cutie
>Beat military base
>Fuck OP's mom and the 21 bitch
>OP cries like a bitch cuz i didn't put my dick on his asshole
>OP starts to make up stories on /b/ to feel better

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>>691531247
>on

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>>691527399

>>691531203
You think? ;)

>>691531136
juan walked behind me, it wasnt that far.
and i tried to get up and he got up before me.

>in police chase on highway
>drive around tire popping chain

>>691531136
They probably were mexninjas dude

>>691524753

>be at party
>Drunk
>Guy starts harassing girl im with telling her to leave because she called him something
>He swings at the side of my head
>Didnt feel it
>People look shocked
>I dont know what they are looking at
>he punches again, hits my collar bone
>Confused and drunk so just smash my beer across his face
>Look for more beer
>people telling me I need to leave because i got in a fight
>Look even more confused
>Guys face was cut
>O right that

Woops

>>691524753
>OLD COPY PASTA IS OLD
>ITS GROWING MOLD

>>691531457

oh okay then.
i believe you now.

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>>691531423
I might yet, anon
fair point

>>691524753
>fact
your gfs a whore and you made up this story

>>691531588
cool, yeah if i was gonna lie id probably spin it too me winning

>>691528423
this guy kek

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>>691531707

>>691531586
Post original. Story checks out!
>capslock
We going fullmode now.

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>>691531844

> "you know she's fucked half the guys here..."
And OP retorts
>"so have I"

>fightin this ghost
>he's using wrenches I am handcuffed
>run screamin like a banshee
>mfw when i haf no mouf
>capture the flag

>>691531999
>>"so have I"
Chans wet dream in a nutshell. Alpha ain't it?

God damn demon.

>>691531573

>guy starts shit with you
>finish it
>"omg u need to leave"

Ugh.

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>>691524753
>alpha story
>dating a sloot
Strong fraud phaggot. You don't even know what being an alpha means.

>>691524753
Ok, OP is full of shit as usual, but I got a real one
> Couple years ago in college
> had recently broke up with gf
> start flirting and chatting with one of her friends
> they both go to a different collegen than I, but near mine
> Anyway, flirting and chatting her friend but nothing serious. I'm pretty sure If we ever met in a party or something like that I would spagetti the shit out of her
> go to a party
> Ex friends is there, she is the DJ of said shitty party
> Start dancing and talking to her while she does the DJ thing
> Ask me to get a beer for her, Got 2, one for me and one for her
> Keep talking and dancing. She calls me to go behind the pickups with her
> As soon as I get up there we kiss. Everybody in the party sees us making out
> Ex included
> We made out for the rest of the party, while someone subs for her as DJ
> Have sex afterward
> Doesn't even need to brag, everybody saw
> Couple of days later ex asks to get back together
> LolNo.jpg
>feelsgoodman

>be working at gas station
>close to closing time
>two shitheads walk in
>pull knives on me and demand money
>tell them to get out of here
>flex my muscles to intimidate them
>one stabs me and takes the money
>get fired the next day

>>691532706
alpha as fuck

bullshit OP you're a faggot

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>>691532698
>> Have sex afterward
You held hands at most

>>691533064
what is ^ kind of shit?

You call the story fake while I'm being posted all over on a worlds greatest deepnet website any idiot can access.
>fakestorybro

>>691532706
>realize missed opportunity to use my coveted shank I keep shoved up my ass
>realize I let my mexican brothers down
>stabs himself in the ass for mexigenetics

>>691533465
link?

>>691524753
>sweep the leg

You are a cringy faggot

>Be Jim from Confederacy of Dunces
>Boss tells me the flo's all dirty
>sweep her leg

Trained in martial arts my entire life. Always wanted to kind of sandwich someone's head between simultaneous elbow and knee strikes.

Faggot in high school decides to pick on the freshman. Wait for obvious homophobe insult.
>suck my dick Faggot
There it is
>all I see is pussy
Sissy wristed punch hits my neck
Bueno
Front knee in stomach
Head sandwich
Feels Goodman attorney at Law
Walk away.
Next day cheerleaders start flirting with me.
Good high school experience.

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>>691524753
>before he can get up put him in a full nelson

>>691534251
>Faggot in high school decides to pick on the freshman.
>Wait for obvious homophobe insult.
>suck my dick Faggot
>There it is

so you sucked his dick ?

>b at gas station wif my whore
>she had told me "stick anything in any of my holes at any time"
>stick the nozzle in her butt
>giv her the ol' philip

>>691534560
That probably would have surprised him equally.

>>691525882
kek

>>691534712
o i forgot the alfalfa part: we were riding tricycles

>>691524753
>Be me, poor fag living in a shitty neighborhood
>Me and mates tired of going to the same old bar and decided to hit up a bar uptown instead.
>Bunch of fucking rich fags thinking they re better than me
>one blond fag tried to make a fool of my friend regurgitating gordon wood or some shit but i didnt care
>i was eating my apple
>

>>691534964
>Bunch of fucking rich fags thinking they re better than me

they ARE better than you!

>be me
>level 11
>getting bullied by level 70s
>get pwned
>get on my level 100
>show them who is boss

>>691535159
>level 70s call their level 100 friends
>I use my ultimate skills
>before he can get up put him in a full nelson

>>691534964
Did you get her numba?

>>691535341
no way he didn't he's numero cerz

>>691535125
do you like apples?

>>691535568
u mean...these apples?

>>691527122
>not mentally insane
>on /b/
Pick one

>b 4
>mom says come home now
>run like hell
>b 5
>mom says comes home
>run like hell
need I elaborate on how I'm more alpha than ya'll?

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>>691535159
mfw i did this on old school rs
higher levels though cause you cant fight the lower levels with 100+lvl main in wildy

>guy says u r not cool
>start sk8in to "Nigga's in Paris"
best moment of my life

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>>691535670
no, how do you like these apples?

Mark Hoppus is the single greatest natural in the world

>>691535978
greedy

>>691535568
I HATE APPLES!!!!!

>>691524753
So basically you`re dating a slut that has fucked half of the people there and you beated up a drunk person incapable to defend himself what big man you are COWARD.

>>691524753
>inb4 timestamp / bullshit. Believe me or don't, it's no skin off my ass.
and yet, youre posting this shit here

I've always thought the "alpha" label was bullshit
> Defended nerdy friends all through school
> Jocks respected me, didn't fuck with people I'd fight for
> Became bouncer
> Martial arts instructor
> Win fights, good with women
> More stories about these things (especially fights) than I can remember
> Get called alpha
> Still look up to guys who might not be as good at fighting or can't get laid or whatever, but are smarter, more driven, more artistic etc
Most people are pretty much equal. I've found every single person who called themselves alpha was either a complete coward or putting on an act to cover their own insecurities

>>691535774
If only for a cheeky giggle

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Nudes

>b at party with high value people, skin industry models, etc.
>they're all having a wild time until I bring up how cool it is I'm throwing cans into the fire & they're turning into alluminum oxide
>party stops for a 20 minutes and listens to me talk

>>691536293
i hate u

>>691525882
Haha

Patrick>u
http://www.rsdnation.com/node/77012

>>691536503
I'll learn to live with that

>>691536750
just die

>>691525882
B T F O
T
F
O

RIP OP

>>691524753
Of all the stupid fucking stories you copy the least alpha one.

>true alpha thread
>her ex douchebag ex is there

Why do you BOTH even associate with people that know ex douchebag enough to be at the same party together. Not alpha, thats stupid faggot shit, real or not, everyone in that story is fucking autistic

>>691524753
All I see are two tan dudes

not mine:
An LTR of mine has this friend. We'll call him Prophet, because the first time I met him I could have sworn I was talking to the messiah. This guy is the PERFECT AMOG. He's not a muscled out meat head. He's not a loud and obnoxious "friend". He's not the good looking natural.

He's a below average looking applied chemistry major who barely says a word. Yet AS SOON as he enters into a room, for some reason, ALL the attention goes to him. The room could be full of some of the greatest naturals, and as soon as he walks in they and all of the chicks they were gaming would IMMEDIATELY start qualifying themselves to him.

This man has the strongest frame in the world. You can't tell a story in front of him without it turning into you qualifying yourself. I'll be talking to a girl, telling a funny anecdote, when all of the sudden:

Me: And so there I was...
Prophet: (from across the room) And then what?
Girl: Yeah, and then what?
Me: Surrounded by people looking at me with the greatest expression of awe...
Prophet: Sounds fun
Girl: Yeah, Prophet's right, it sounds fun...
Me: twitch

You can't tell a joke without him somehow getting "credit" for it by merely doing you the service of laughing at it.

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>>691527399
checked

>>691525882
ahahahaha

>>691536800
Not yet

>>691536966
I was at a bonfire a few weeks ago with a big group of people. High value people too. Skin Industries models, dancers, etc. We're in the middle of having a crazy time when all of the sudden everyone's conversation stopped because Prophet brought up how cool it was that the soda cans were turning into aluminum oxide when he threw them into the fire. Everything stopped for a good 20 minutes while he talked about how awesome it was. This wasn't to chem majors. This was to Skin Industries models....

The worst part is, he does this all subconsciously. I can't even really put my finger on what he does. He just steals ALL the attention in the room by sheer power of presence alone. Lucky for everyone, the guy's not a closer. He COULD be swimming in women, but it ACTUALLY SEEMS LIKE WOMEN ARE BELOW HIM. Trippiest stuff ever.

Anyway, so I OBVIOUSLY don't really like being in the same city as this guy, because he's INSANE to compete with. He won't pull, but if you are in the same room as the guy you are not getting any attention. Normally my strategy was to Amog as subtly as I possibly could, or just try to out-awesome him with self-amusement, but it never really worked. That changed when I went down to my mLTR's university over the weekend.

I show up, see my mLTR, and give her a big hug.
Me: "You HAVE to hear about my trip down here..."
mLTR: "Sweet, you can tell me and Prophet!"
Me: "Alright!" In my head: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>691537020
So I start telling the story, and AS SOON as I walk into the room it's somehow reframed as me qualifying myself to Prophet. It affects her too. At every punchline she looks to see if he's laughing. He is. With his implied permission, she laughs.

Try as I might, I fall deeper and deeper into his frame. By the end of two hours we are both sitting there listening to him make jokes about Edison's childhood and both laughing even though neither of us get it. Goddamn. This guy's good.

She brings up how he has a date that night. He talks about how he's too hung over to do anything.

Wait. What? My frame comes back. If I were in his shoes, I'd be on that girl so fast she wouldn't know what hit her.

Me: "Call her up."
Prophet: "Sure." (Man of few words, that asshole)
Me: "You're just saying that. Do it, I'll watch."
Prophet: "I don't even remember what she looks like."
Me: "I'm sure she was CRAZY HOT dude. CRAZY HOT."

Attentions back to me now. I'm the one leading. I'm the one giving advice. He's the inexperienced one here. Score one for me.

>>691537020
Later that night while my mLTR (I went down there for her, so I wasn't worried about my female options that night. I decided that I would learn as much about subtle Amogging as I possibly could) was showering before a big party, Prophet and I sat and chatted. I saw his frame grow a bit weaker as I sat and watched silly youtube videos with him. Anecdotes were shared. I was qualifying myself to him less and less in his frame. I was still IN his frame (there's no escape. His frame has the strength of a black hole.) no doubt, but not as deeply.

We go to the party. I have fun opening sets, he has fun being the center of attention (as always). We get to talking. He starts going on about pressurizing the keg (which was broken, at this point). All eyes are on him as he speaks about how pressure works and how interesting this is (weirdest thing ever. Seeing 8's 9's and 10's get doughy eyed from a physics lecture). I, in my drunken state, have had enough of this. His frame is SUPER strong. These girls are looking at him like he's a GOD while he barely acknowledges them and lectures about PHYSICS at a FRAT PARTY. PHYSICS!!! I can't take it anymore...

Me: "Prophet?"
Prophet: "Yeah?"
Me (with a tiny little smirk): "Shut the fuck up"

He gives me a look similar to one I'd give if I saw a little green man with seven eyes walk into my room and take my stuff. It was SO FAR outside his reality, SO FAR outside of anything that happened to him in his life, that something snapped inside of him.

I held my eye contact. He shuts up. I start talking. He starts listening. Soon we're opening sets together. Self amusing together. Getting hyphy together.

By the end of the night, we were the best of friends. I didn't do anything to the guy's frame. I just removed myself from it. I did something SO FAR outside of his reality that I just removed myself from it.

>>691524753
>put down my glass of milk
Fixed that for you betafag

>>691537132

Lessons learned:
Amogging is not a matter of being loud or funny. This guy is neither.
You can get a room full of girls doughy eyed and wanting to fuck your brains out by talking about hydraulic pressure.
If someone has a strong frame (I mean GODLY), you HAVE to break through it. Anything you do will be inside their reality unless you do something so FAR from their reality that they have no choice but to look at you in a different light.

Talked to my mLTR the next day.
mLTR: "Thank GOD!"
Me: "Eh?"
mLTR: "I'm glad you and prophet became friends. It was either that, or you guys were both going to become arch-enemies."
Me: "It was pretty close to the latter..."
mLTR: "You should have seen you two together. Both of your personalities were amplified exponentially. All the eyes in the place were on the two of you. It was really cool. I've never seen anyone retain their individuality in front of him. But you two are such unique people, watching the both of you was like watching something historic happen..."

That was a pretty cool little speech. It made me realize how far I've come. The guy is generally regarded as a God on Earth for some reason wherever he goes. People are constantly raving about how different this guy is. How one day, he'll rule the world (I don't disagree). Being put on that level is something that never would have happened a year ago. Thanks guys.

>>691535670
nah, one girl with a round head came on to be but i was busy eating my apple, maybe it was for the better, i now spy and break codes for the government making seven figure salary.
makes you think, what if i would have fallen in love with this broad and had to go se about her. i would still be a poorfag working constructions

>>691537226

fuck you jason vorhees

>>691528044
Best alpha story itt

>>691524753
pretty sure that guy in the pic is a closet fag, just saying.

>>691536967
Well maymayd. Don't hide broski.

>throw party in 11th grade
>friend drinks bong water
>asks me if can pass out in my room
>say ok
>he comes crawling out 10 minutes later said some betas stole gold chain.
>look for betas
>found them
>some 23 year old losers 3 of them
>confront them in front lawn as they exit
>they threaten me
>friends circle them
>told them return it or bad shits gone happen
>resists
>grab dude n run pockets
>he throws it in lawn
>get chain
>return chain
>get drunk
>had sex with 10/10 that was event

>>691537600
>had sex with 10/10 that SAW**event

>>691528044

>And by hot pocket I do not mean her vagina

noone's ever called a vagina hot pocket you freaking virgin

>>691537464
Guy in a pic is a fag, can't deny.

Today I took over infrastructure by 2030 I'll be taking over the system.

Continue...

>>691524753
Alpha? You sound like a faggit for thinking your cool for beating up a drunk guy Lmfaooo . Fucking /b/

>>691534964
Are you Matt Damon?

>>691532698
> Couple of days later ex asks to get back together
lel

What the fuck could she hope to achieve with that?

>>691536293
>>691536293
You sound annoyingly chill. Like one of those faggots who has it good and doesnt even know it. At least the typical alphas are easy to hate openly.

>>691538356
I'm sure that if you drink correctly you can enhance guerilla strengths. He does weight 100 pounds so yeah my bad I was half drunk myself.

Fine fine story's that never happened thread
> at a bar go to buy a drink
> cutie waiting on waitress immediately get waitress attention
> ask want I want I'll have a rum and coke and anything this young lady wants
> buy both cutie and my drink I guess I can dance with you if you want
> lol wut you guess nah I'm good there's plenty of chicks here
> go back to friends flirt have a couple girls hanging out she eventually follows
> tells me she's sorry wants to dance say sure in a bit
> later says she's buying a drink tell her to buy me a Samuel Jackson
> brings me beer begs for dick all night tell her I'm going home
> says I can go back to her place tell her I'll be back leave with friends
I had just got out of a relationship and didn't really want sex felt good to have her attention all night along with some other chick whom I have no idea where she went. The end

>>691537177
I don't think anyone rea any of your five posts man. Should have just tldr

>>691538403
nah my names Hill, Hill Wunting from Bosnia

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>>691524753
> mom drops me off at party by myself
> soon as i go inside a guy from my class, drunk, comes over
> "who the fuck invited you? btw that chick that friendzoned you is sucking dicks in the corner" (loud enough for everybody to hear)
> the room gets a quiet, aside from the small crowd getting sloppy bj's in the corner
> I start stuttering and blowing snot bubbles
> he keeps going: "you should get in line, maybe you'll finally get to use your dick anon"
> room has gone back to drinking and partying
> "h-hey b-buster! Respect w-women or there'll be t-trouble.." I dribble
> "oh yeah faggot? or else what?"
> put down my mountain dew
> pull down my fedora and give him a final warning
> "a-as a gentleman I challenge y-you to a duel, f-fight me, faggot"
> he pushes me down the stairs
> i try to get up but trip on my cape and fall over again
> it's suggested to me strongly that I should leave
> mom picks me up
> situation resolved without violence
> I soak in tears of loneliness

>>691529236
His brothers hand me downs?
So you mean his clothes

My first fite iml today

>Be me, drunk, 19, after a party goin home with 2 friends
>Guy argues with his gf. Both drunk af
>I say: stop arguing, start fuckin
>Dude runs to me yells at me and pushes me
>My dudes say dont touch him and push him back
>His gf grabs my fav shirt and rips it apart, i stay calm and try to talk to her
>Foesnt let go of me, tries to hit me in my genitals
>Suddenly dis guy grabs me punches me 3 times in my face
>What tf was that
>Did he punch like a pussy or just drunk
>i took a face to the knee
>She grabs pepper spray
>Slap it out her hands
>My goons jump him
>He literally begs me for help on the floor and reaches his arm to me
>We go away
> Two police cars drove by and literay did nothin
>Go home
>Now om here shitposting on this site

Tl;dr guy punches me in face i knee him in gis faze police cars show up drive away do nuthin

>at party with girlfriend
>her best friend is all over me when we're outside
>i secretly love it but do nothing


>at girlfriends 21st
>M/F ratio 2-10
>hide and seek outside in underwear
>friend of ours is magnetized towards me
>lays with me with me without gf knowing
>obviously up against me
>she is a 9/10 redhead
>nothing happens but god damn
>mfw good boyfriend

>another party
>be me wearing terrible clothing
>still pull a girls number right in front of her boyfriend

>be me
>mfw when every girl that walks with me gets an insane amount of compliments from other chicks

real life shit guys. no fireworks

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>>691538827
Honestly, passing on easy pussy has given me those alpha feels...
and crushing regret a week later

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>>691524753
>at reception with GF (pic related)
>with GF (pic related)
>pic related

>>691527122
if you are so insecure to brag on 4chan you probably are not him. Tonight I stole a girl from another guy and then kissed another girl in the room. no fucks given.

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Post pics of alpha men

>>691536293
The jocks probably thought of you as a true fag

>>691540027
Because I can.

because I can afford to brag

>>691524753
>>691527122
>sweep the leg, he goes down
>situation resolved without violence

doesn't know what violence is

>not mentally insaine
>went to prestigious school

can't fucking spell even though you went to a prestigious school

lol enjoy your fantasies fag

>>691539813
Eh I was on a disliking women kick anyways no regurts. Gotta a super chill 6/10 gf now that makes me way happier then the hotties that drove me nuts.

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>be me, in jail
>in upper Midwest (white master race)
>unit gets 1 news paper, for all to share
>1 rule, don't tear the paper up or its gone for 1 week
>22 hr lock down, come out 3 cells at a time
>been in few months, lay daily claim to crossword
>new nig nog comes in
>*whispers* rapist?
>his cell block out first
>tears up paper cuz his "charge" is printed
>guard sees, paper privilege revoked
>no crossword
Upload anger.jpg
>nig is sassy about it through a steel door
>bide my time, 2 weeks, guy leaves, cell next to nig opens up
>"I want to bunk up with that guy, he's a friend"
>move down, wait for those doors to pop
>in the cell smashing this nigger out, guards pull me off
>I got a cut above my eye, he's mashed taters
>30 days seg, he goes to different unit
>mfw the seg gets its own paper and no one wants to do the crossword

>Be me alpha as shit.
>feel a tingling in my balls.
>See an attractive chick jogging in the part.
>raped her.

Saw what I wanted, took it; conquered it. Genghis Khan would be proud.

>>691541049
>alpha
Graduated with honors. I'm that good.

All I wanted was to enjoy meself a party with a hot af and cool af chick. Much to ask?

>>691532706
kek

>>691524753
At the most primal level, true alphas are the ones who take what they want, rape it, because rape is how animals breed in the natural world, and kill their competitors to get it. These douches are the product of a society that killed the ability of true alphas to live as the naturally should by deeming them criminals. These are spoiled rich gym rat douches. True alphas would shoot them in their faces and impregnate their women by forcible rape.

>>691541375
lol stop trying to be alpha
true alphas don't date [u]second handed[/u] girls

>>691542203
I don't deny him and the other guy are both good looking. No homo. Hating on me is real though, Elliot Rodgers and shit.
>>691542300
Woman and wouldn't matter to me when she is worth it.

https://youtu.be/4kr24G8jQpM

>>691532294

Lost!

I got head from my friend's girlfriend while camping last year.