lol rip

>he actually has a loli folder

lol

So how did she find them if they were well hidden?
Did you intentionally leave the files there so someone could find out?

Three rips for anon

ded 10/10 IGN

haHAHAHAHAH

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Dont worry op here's more loli

>>691512608
I know this story is fake but, good. You're a degenerate, and even in your fantasy you know you're a loser.

>>691512608
>loli folder

Top kek anon, you deserved it!

>>691512608
Next time save them to an encrypted flash drive in a hidden folder.

>>691513447
/thread

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Look OP have some futa bulge.
Don't know how this helps i just wanted to post the image

>>691512608
i have a password protected folder with shit in it. rip. I actually feel sad for you man

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I hate these stories of people's porn being found and then they get dumped/disowned/fired/etc. Who the fuck cares what you beat your meat to? As long as it isn't Cheese Pizza, or you don't actually do it

These stories always piss me off

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Man.. Had something like this happen to me with my current gf, looked at my history and saw all the Hentai and porn I'm about and freaked the fuck out, she confronted me but when she did I told her everyone is into crazy shit and it was her fault for fuckikg looking around my shit and don't do that shit next time... Sometimes you gotta lay the law down... It's just pictures from the Internet... If you had like gigs of cheese pizza then your fucked... Your young bro... at a certain point you'll stop giving a fuck and have no shame... Life's easier that way.. And people tend to like you more

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>>691512608
>Be me
>Be on /b/
>Happiest day of my life
>See a Feels Thread
>See OP complaining about accidentally showing porn to sister
>See him being called a Degenerate
>See OP crying about something that could have easily been prevented.
>MFW

There's such an easy excuse. You fucked up for not realizing it.

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>>691512608
GG, OP
best read i've had in a while, toppest of keks for you

>>691513853
Basically this. Everyone has some crazy shit that they're into. My gf found my hentai folder after I forgot that I left it open and said that while it was weird, she respected it, just as long as I didn't cheat on her or do something stupid

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>My sister is trying to console her
>"Seriously femanon I can explain that-
>My sister explodes : GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>I notice my family is here too
>They look at me with the most absolute horror look ever
>They know what happened
>My father who have never had problems with me forces me to check the pics in front of him
>We go to my room as I slowly cry again and piss on me a little
>He checks all the folders one by one
>Not saying a thing
>A good 5 mins passes by
>He seems to stop scrolling
>Well, dad I have to-

>He gets up quickly
>I freeze there
>He seems to offer me my laptop
>I proceed to take it, frightened
>He closes it and slams it against the wardrobe
>I'm shocked af
>He leaves
>I'm there for 10 minutes trying not to throw myself through the window
>Ran to the bathroom and puke

And I'm still inside here, half crying . I'm listening my parents talking in the kitchen. My gf doesn't answer my messages. What do now?

>>691513874
you cant barrage the farrage

>>691513785
Because every one looks for flaws in every one else so that when someone like OP is exposed they have a sense of superiority and self worth

>>691514049
"Dont worry, I just jerk off to these pics"

>>691514239
how are you still posting. is your laptop still working?

>>691514239
also the only thing left to do is to apologize to your gf and hang youself in front of your family and teach them a lesson.

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I love reading about how all you jackasses are getting caught with this shit.

You'd think being fucked in the head and years of being socially shunned you'd have AT LEAST some level of paranoia about this stuff.

Encrypt your files, or put them on a £5 USB stick and hide it in your mattress or some shit. I mean for fucks sake.

You honestly deserve this kind of shit if you haven't learned by now.

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>>691514398
>what is a phone

>>691514239
An hero in the bathroom or rent a hotel room for the night

>>691514239
Beta as fuck. It's your laptop, they ain't gotta check shit.

>>691514398
>>691514526
This and also this

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>>691512608
>>691514239
At least you're creative anon.

>>691514398
No, idiot. I'm on my phone. How could I being browsing 4chan while watching series with my gf?

Pfp, anon

>>691514620
Seriously, I would've destroyed it before I let anyone see it

>>691514239
Wait a few days; it'll blow over. I once fucked my niece and she forgot all about it once her 4 yr birthday rolled around.

>>691514239
Well OP there is only one thing you can do....
Embrace your new freedom and show no fucks given

>>691514686
tell them it was just a prank and then everything will be fine

>>691514913
I second this

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>>691514796

>>691514686
Jesus, how old are you? I thought this was an adult until I got to Daddy forcing you to show pics and him taking it from you to destroy.

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>just the lolis folder
you're killing me OP

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>>691514239
>>691512608
Give up OP, everyone has seen through your Feels ruse.

>don't keep files of porn on your laptop
>or don't leave ur gf alone with the laptop that has filed of porn

>>691515037
Cant dich the lolis man

>>691514526
>>691514620
>>691514733
Yes, I know. But the thing is I don't really know if the episodes were stored inside those folders or not. I'm PRETTY sure they weren't but I don't believe that my gf is checking my personal shit behind my back. What's more these files were all hidden and the folders had password.

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>What do now?

Just go with the flow of things bro
We're all goners eventually, no need to worry

>>691514796
lol

>>691515173
So i ask again
HOW THE FUCK DID SHE PAST ALL OF IT

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Fuck it OP, go confront them. What are they gonna do?

Call the cops? It's all fake.
Disown you? They weren't family anyway
Kick you out? If what you jerk off to affects them so much, you should leave

>>691512608
>Be us three days ago
>And I'm still inside here

Fucking bait, OP is a faggot.

>>691515173
Then how did she see them

>>691513150
''I see I had all the got series in the loli folder ''
are you blind

>>691515173
She's not Anolinuius. You fucked up or she'd have never seen them.

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>>691514796
kek

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>>691514239
Probably baiting, but whatever. If this really happened, gotta say you deserved it for being a fucking pedophile. You had a folder of lolis. Go kill yourself you fucking faggot.

>>691515458
Why did you put got in the loli folder wtf one of those things is not like the other

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>>691515173

Stop fucking lying.

They weren't passworded, unless in 3 minutes your girlfriend downloaded a keylogger and proceeded to unlock every single folder.

Fucking dweebshit.

For fucks sake this is why you use a different computer.

One for your shitty porn and dankass memes and another for school/gaming/work/business whatever the fuck.

Op you suck cock and your life is ruined your whole family will know that you like jacking your 2 inch cock to little girls, get fucked op

Get fucked.

>>691515553
By the way, thanks for reminding me to remove anything shameful I have on my computer. I don't need any of it, it's just been sitting there for too long and someone might accidentally find it. Have a nice life, OP.

Go for the classic "you invaded my privacy". Tell them that you felt unconformable with her checking your files without your permission. That, or you can just kill yourself. And to be honest, the latter sounds easier.

>>691515553
Yeah something isn't right here, this seems fake. OP post picture of the room you're in

>>691512608
delete all your Loli, OP. then try to make up with her. it'll be hard but it's the only way.

if she ends up dumping you it'll be okay. I'm here for you OP and I'm sure you'll find someone else. just don't fuck the next one up.

this is why you save your porn to an encrypted external drive

This is why I print my porn out and keep the files In one of my old school binders. Kek op is retarded

>>691512608
How old are you

>>691515879
Clever

>>691512608
You may aswell an hero, nigga you game over

>>691515854
Just out of curiosity where would a person find one of those

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>>691515435
Look dood. It wasn't three days ago. I don't know what I'm even talking about anymore. I have read the text and it makes no sense to me either. Believe what you want.

>>691514526
>You honestly deserve this kind of shit if you haven't learned by now.

No doubt.

OP isn't fucked up for being a pedo, he's fucked up for being cumputar Ill-iterate in the 21st century. THAT is disgusting.

There's nothing wrong with OP a shotgun mouthwash wouldn't fix, and if real pussy were more important than porn he'd have secured his files.

>>691515286
Yeah i remember when i was 10 the family computer got locked by the FBI because the browser history revealed some cp
>guess who did it

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>>691514239
You handled the situation like a cuck. You should have just said that it was fucking porn what the fuck is the big deal and should have told everybody to fuck off. Instead you are a faggy child who cries when his "secret" is found out. I remember I cried when my porn was found by my aunt at a family party. I had a Sony Ericsson J300 when I was 8 years old which was filled with porn. I began crying and blamed my fucking best friend who was 14 at that time so it kinda made sense that he would download porn on my phone. Fuck me I regret that moment even today. Not the fact that I had porn but that I blamed my best friend. But it was when I was fucking 8 so who fucking cares.

>>691516065
What

>>691515458
Well yes legally i am blind

>>691514239
>>Be us three days ago
>And I'm still inside here, half crying

B8 harder next time

>>691516374
Wtf how do you know when your milk is expired

Kek this is fake, but learn to hide you're shit better if you're gonna save shit. Also, >saving porn in 2016

I have a hidden folder and in that folder there's 9 more folders numbered 1-9 repeated 8 more times for every folder. They'd have to sift through a fuck ton of folders to find the one video that I've ever saved because it was from a cam girl and her videos get deleted really fast whenever someone uploads them since she Jews people into paying

>>691516227
Since I never had a nice gf in my life I wasnt gonna be the typical weeb weirdo

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>>691516065
kek, what is OP's age? his dad is going through his shit like a cuck but his leg looks like a fucking gorilla
are you living with your parents as an adult

>>691516529
I smell it
And if i have to i get a sample and taste it

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>>691516227
All the family began laughing at me it was a funny moment. I remember the video there was some chick jacking of 2 dudes than another dude went under a sunbed then popped his dick between the sunbed planks or you know that empty space and started fucking the gal while she was still sucking and jacking off the 2 dudes.

>>691516724

I don't even understand this question, who the fuck follows that dumbass date anyways?

I've had milk go bad before, and milk that was fine a week after.

Smell it before you drink it.

It's bullshit.

I'm gonna leave this shithole and talk with them. Wish me luck guys.

>>691516724
Ew...blind people are so gross...should be exterminated

>>691512608
Nigga what are you, 15? If this is something your gf would cry about then she's hardly worth it. If it was me I wouldn't give it a second thought
Do people actually care about this shit? I've been inside the basement too long

>>691517047
Lol no

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>crying in front of your woman
>overreacting over internet porn
Bullshit.

>>691514239
Let's say this story is real. Go fucking an hero. You degenerate piece of shit are a fucking disgrace to your family and gf. You're not meant to live in this world. Having a loli folder and trying to have a social life ? What kind of retarded mongoloid does that ?

>>691512608

A thumb drive, stupid. Which you remove and hide in your butthole.

>>691517014
Some times sense of smell fails me and i have to sample it

why the fuck does a weirdo like OP get a girl but I'm still alone?

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>>691517047
godspeed, OP
make new thread and tell us how it went

>>691512608
what does your gf look like?

>>691516030
I don't think you can buy an encrypted external drive. You use a program like truecrypt or bitlocker to encrypt it.

You could just encrypt a folder on your computer instead

just google truecrypt to downoad it and figure out how it works

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>>691517226
it was loli which is considered cp by people outside of 4chan

>>691517086
Would you turn a....
Blind eye at the execution

>>691515879
>>691515946
That's not clever at all. If someone finds the binder it's even worse then having the files on a computer because it's not even password protected. Not to mention how much you must spend on printing paper and ink.

>>691517226

Whats her name?

I love it when pussy is all elasticated like that.

>>691517344
>sample
Just say it like it fucking is, you have to occasionally drink expired milk because you're a blind piece of shit

>>691517582
I was being ironic shitlord

>>691516468
Got em

>>691517639
I ani,t that blind

>>691517848
You ani't?

>>691517848
Kek

>>691517848
Very funny

>>691516724
How can you read a computer monitor you liar?

>>691517963
Yeah that word>>691517639
>a blind piece of shit
Can i get a drawing of this?

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>>691517512
Well, it depicts cheese pizza. So that makes it cheese pizza.

Idiot.

>>691518143
The same way I watch porn

>>691518143
I can see things close only

>>691517582
No one ever comes to my house so I don't have to worry someone finding it and it's hidden its filing cabinet filled with other binders, I don't print in color and 200 pieces of paper is like 15$ at Walmart

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>>691514796
Tell us more

>>691516468
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Op semi-fag

>>691518196
With a blind stick and glasses

>>691512608
>Not hiding the folders with a simple batch file to fool the normies. Or using encryption.

Sounds like you deserved what you got.

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I wan't a fucking pizza.

>>691512608
>felt
what?

>>691518430
Wait now I'm gonna need proof, you print porn in black and white?

Since this happened 3 days ago, tell us what has happened in the past few days

>>691518725
Pics or it isn't real

>>691518783
This

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>>691518630

>>691512608
Haven't even read the whole thing, this girl is stupid as fuck, my gf saw my /b/ folder and it didn't make her feel different about me at all.
Actually, she said I was well educated in theory of sex, because of all the webms and shit.

>>691518196
No

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>>691512608
>mfw op is dumb enough to put movies he was watching with his gf in his porn folders

>>691518918
M'kill yourself

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>>691518301
the law and people who got over the first shock of seeing it (and possibly fap to it now) disagrees though

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>>691512608
LOL this story is gr8

>>691518975
Please?

>>691519021
Yeah I don't understand that part. Who puts game of thrones in with porn. Who does that.

>>691519103
What is that pic from

>>691519120
I said no, are you deaf too?

>>691519067
Why? My life is pretty good :)

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Well OP? How'd it go?

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OP why the fuck would you pot this 3 days after it happened???

>>691519265
>educated on the theory of sex
>the theory of sex
>theory of sex
What the fuck

>>691518301
>Hmmm what a delicious picture of a pizza
>I'm gonna eat a slice of it
>Oh fuck why does it taste so glassy and metallic

>>691519532
Because it's on a computer screen autard

>>691519263
Nigga said deaf
You read words now?

>>691519614
Nice

>>691519667
You've got me there

>>691513660
Cute. More lolis with cocks

>>691518630
>>691518860
>>691519395
>>691519544
>>691519822
I admire the dedication here

>>691519263
Come on whats so hard about drawing a piece of shit with a cane and blind glasses

Girl in OP behaved like typical stupid girl, nothing of value was lost.
She'd break up for any other stupid reason anyways.

>>691519142
Well...he's blind after all

>>691513149
wonder if he has any spiders in that folder

>>691519351
This

>>691518301
So if I draw a picture of me fucking your mother that means I fucked your mother right ?

>>691519994
Does it need to be hand drawn?

>>691515435
/thread

>>691520171
No

>>691512608
There's literally nothing wrong in having porn. Ditch the cunt she's not worth it anon

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>>691520093
Exactly.

Problem is that your autism might become a hurdle in you trying to understand this.

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>>691516065
Git out, you underage sack of shit.

>>691519351
saved that motherfucker right there

>>691519483
kek

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>>691520239
Then fine

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>>691512608
>suicide over girl troubles
>suicide over found porn

loooool thats what you get for not posting your porn on a filesaving site thats unlisted on your computer/password protected so not only is your porn secure, but you can access it on future computers and on your phone when you want it on the go! i saved me a small fortune!

theres also a rule in the suicide industry. its called "immolate (flame on!) or you dont mean it. think of what it can do for you! your family will think you were crazy and beyond saving, especially if you have access to easier methods, such as firearms, and if you do it in a secluded area that is unlikely to catch on fire, you can get a pretty good view of nature before you die, how pretty!

>>691516567

Or they could just open Explorer and search for files with "medium" size, sort by filetype, and scroll to "video".

Takes like a second to find someone's "hidden" porn stash because their PC helpfully indexes it, kek.

>>691520320
this

>>691520771
Thanks

>>691516567
It's not like you have cp or something it's just a fucking regular camwhore video, why bother going through all that trouble?

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>be me
>dating this solid 9/10 and intelligent loli from my neighbourhood
>we get along real nice
>watching GoT one day
>brb loli, i gotta go pee lel
>i come back with pee on my hand
>loli cries,
>why loli ??
>loli yells out loud " why anon why ?"
>mfw she found all the mature nude girl folder
>i still cri !

>>691520771
Now i can say with certiny i saved a piece of shit drawing

>>691521199
Huehuehue

>>691520482
you didnt ask faggot

>>691520995
No problem

>>691512608
The merit of encrypted containers is once again proven. Please don't just have anything lying around in the open that you would not show your employer.

OP is never coming back