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>>691497082
It's alright

She will cheat on you

>>691498582
This
It's kind of a pain in the ass but it can be nice when she's in a good mood

>>691497082
Kinda like not having one. But with lots of sex. And coffee in bed in the morning

>>691498726
It is. I'm thinking of dumping my gf though, cause the sex is kinda meh and I'm getting bored of her.

>>691498582
>>691498726

That's if she's white.

>>691497082
When its good its good when its bad its bad.

Life isnt better or worse than it would be without her. Just different. Different joys different challenges...

Except we can pool our incomes and afford better living spaces.

Well she if great, but it gives me access to her nieces and nephews and they will do anything for a few bucks...7 year olds have no concept of money

>>691497082
Expensive

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>>691497082
>how it is to have a gf?

Blowjobs are nice. Otherwise there are obligations and emotional neediness, you have to put up with a lot of bullshit from the chick. Dating is one thing. A full-on gf is a lot of work. Like owning a boat without the pleasure.

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>>691499520

>>691497082

The first few weeks/months are magic. Like walking on a cloud. Then it just gets worse and worse. Eventually, when she has managed to suck all of the vitality out of you, she will drop you like a hot bag of shit for someone else. You will be left broken, depressed, and alone. And you will be the 'controlling, abusive' bad guy she managed to escape from.

>>691499888
checked

>>691497082
it's better than nothing

>>691500010

Mah nigga

>>691500010
/thread

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After 6 months, bitch told me she doesn't know if she loves me anymore but she don't want to end it all because she likes to hang out with me. WAT

>>691500010
True:(

>>691500267
That's code anon. It means she wants some other dick and for you to be a cuck.

>>691497082
Cucks will say it's wonderful. Real self respecting men know it's awful aside from sex and the occasional cuddle. For the most part women are demanding of your time, have u realistic expectations about everything and are contantly testing you to see how much they can get away with. Women that just act like regular grounded human beings are few and far between.

>>691500440
This guy gets it!

>>691500615
*unrealistic

>>691497082
Not that great. Be free instead.

>>691497082
4th "serious" relationship, its all overrated

It's like the convenience store in the gas station

It might always have the same snacks that you'll eat until you get bored, but it's always there for you when you're hungry

>>691500615
/thread

>>691499065
Would you take a nigga as waifu?

It's like watching 'Friends' on television. It's stupid and boring...but dem tits tho.

>>691498582
Or you will cheat on her, alot

>>691499904
like this with a noose on the end.

>>691499323
so you pray on little kids? no worries, you will get caught. do you know what they do to sex offenders in prison?

>>691497082
I had one slutty and one uptight... well.. none of them were fun, if they are young enough their parents probably will cover any food expenses, shit gets stale fast if you don't start to have a deeper relation in the first weeks/months. It's usually a drag, but once you are with someone "Dear" to you, no matter how big of a bitch she is, it's incredibly pleasant, doesn't matter how boring the meeting get.
TL:DR GIRLFRIENDS ARE GREAT IF YOU LIKE TO SUFFER/DON'T MIND THE FATIGUE

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Depends on who you end up with Anon. My ex sucked the soul out of me and then attempted use my every weakness against me just to see me break. My current gf is practically toiling to undo any effect that sociopath left in me. To sum it up, it is a double edged sword.
>>691500615
As for this one, he just was cucked at least once and is butthurt. Shit happens, you just got to accept and make better choices next time.

>>691497082
eh, can't complain I guess

>>691502083
No no. You're the cuck. Trust me.

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Women:
>are control freaks
>need 100% attention at all times
>get jealous constantly
>will cheat and deny it till the day they die
>will cheat out of spite
>are born master manipulators
>believe a man should provide everything, even happiness
>want to be treated like a princess
>are a massive drain on finances
>want marriage so they can get fat and lazy
>only care about their needs
>have pussy privilege
>never satisfied

Not worth the trouble for pussy

pussy<freedom

>>691497082
first 3 months, fun
after that, you fall in love, you explore one another's bodies
after 6 months you are in the peak of the relationship
after 9 months you start to notice one another's flaws, you are out of the honeymoon period, you get annoyed by things
after a year you either break up because you got too comfy and stopped trying to win each other over, or you work together through it

>>691503336
/thread

>>691503336
That literally is spot on with the timeline of my Last gf

>>691503336
>I'm at 6 months right now
fuck you anon, we're different REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>I hope

>>691503775
Just make sure you both keep trying Anon, don't fret over it, you notice, trust me.

>>691504292
legit though the timeline is roughly accurate, as we're definitely leaving the honeymoon phase...but fuckit, that's normal....and I do my best to not be lazy....

>>691502083
i get the feeling this post is a load of bullshit

Never start a relationship with a woman which is not your visual favorite.

>feelsbadman.jpg

>>691505641
So true.

>>691502772
these things only happen if you're a pussy yourself. don't be a doormat and don't have any expectations. problem solved

>>691502772
Careful anon there's plenty of scared cucks here. Their fear of being alone and normalfag societal pressures completely shuts off their brains to reality and overrides any sort of reason.

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>>691497082
It's pretty awesome. She lets me hold her hand.

>>691505129
Me too.

>is psychologically damaged by a woman
>calls another anon a cuck

>>691506038
Is it so wrong to want to have at least one girlfriend before I die?

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Don't know, never had one. Don't really need one since I get to fuck a friend of mine's wife

>mfw everyone thinks I'm a virgin because I've never had a girlfriend

>>691506133
I fucking hate Lesbians

>>691506396
not wrong, just unrealistic.

>>691506449
How do you sleep at night, you faggot

>>691506694
Pic was unrelated. I'm a dude and my girlfriend is a born female. She even gave me a kiss on the cheek one time after I bought her a really expensive meal at a nice restaurant that I had to tuck my shirt in to go into.

>>691497082
How would I know?

>>691497082
After 15 years of marriage, I'm going with 'eh, it's ok I guess'.

>>691506889
Fairly easily
If you are implying that I'm doing it behind his back, I'm not. He's in a cuckhold relationship.

>>691506889
with his friend's wife, apparently

>>691506396
No. You should try and experience it. But depending on how your mind works you might find it to be a less than desirable situation. Men with primarily logical minds have no patience for female manipulation. Dumber men seem to fall in love more. Theyll ignore a females complete lack of reason because they're sacred of being alone.

>>691507782
in my experience the fear of being alone has little to do with intelligence. even smart men will put up with the bullshit if it means they won't be alone.

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Benefits: sex, she might buy you shit, kisses, status, someone to support you.

Cons: she might want/not want sex when you want/don't want it, you have to buy her shit - usually more expensive, she also requires support.

In my experience they tend to be clingy as fuck and whine about fucking everything you do - but the sex is usually good. I always find myself trying to get out of the relationship but feeling bad for the girl.

It's pretty awesome when things are going well. When that happens, it feels like you've finally found happiness and meaning in your life. Like you're living life the way it was always supposed to be lived. You're invincible and things are going your way.
When you break up, though, the pain is the worst thing you'll probably have ever felt. You're no longer living the good life. You're falling back to the filth from which you came. And you have no idea what to do with that life anymore. It's a dull emotional pain. Talking to people will take the edge off at first, but not for long. Crying will help precisely as long as you keep crying. At other times it's constant dull pain and weakness and longing and apathy. And it can last weeks.

All in all, if you want a girlfriend, you have to tolerate extreme emotions. To get one, you have to overcome great fear; if you succeed, bliss follows; when you break up, devastating sorrow takes you. Despite everything, I'd recommend the ride to anyone. But you should be prepared.

>>691502772
Agreed.

>>691508091
It's true. I was generalizing a little. I know smart men that are putting up with awful situations because they don't want to be alone. But they're giving up a lot to be in that situation and despite what they say I can see in their face that they're not happy. For me personally I need freedom. I need to be able to do what I want and when I want it. Especially if I have to answer to bullshit at work. I can't imagine being miserable all day at work and then coming home to even more expectations. Its just awful for me

>>691508559
>I always find myself trying to get out of the relationship but feeling bad for the girl.

Same for me. I`m not an asshole, therefore I don`t want to hurt them but to be locked-in, in this relationship is also bad, at least for me.

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>>691497082
pretty nice, lucked out and found qt Asian gf. she was born here in the U.S., so no language barrier. still raised by strict Asian parents though and isn't a total bitch like 90% of white women today. she also only weighs 105 lbs and is amazing in bed. cooks a meal for my 5 days out of the week and we never fight or argue. pic related

>>691509490
but what about fucking someone? one night stands? if i had a relationship it would probably be for the sex, otherwise i'm doing pretty good on my own. but having sex alone is getting boring

good until it ends and then you become suicidal :)

>>691510541
well, I wouldn't actually say EVER. just very few times, esp compared to our other friends who are in relationships. been together 2 years and we cans still count on our fingers how many times we've fought.

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Like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT1GrFFdawo

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>>691497082
To my understanding, it's like having another full-time job, and the only paycheck/benefit is sex.

When SHE decides it.

>>691511021
Then please use the word "never" correctly.

>>691500267
It's called getting friendzoned. Your only chance is to agree and ask if she wants to hook up and fuck from time to time.

It'll make her think you have someone on the side (Because she does already) If she says yes, she's just fucking around with new dick. If she says no, max her credit cards and kick the bitch to the curb.

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>>691511054
Get the fuck out of here, Buzzfeed.

>>691503775
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>691510282
Yeah go for it. I'm not saying stay away from women. But just know that relationships that are purely sexually last at most 1 year. There's a point women get to when they ask themselves. "What is the guy doing for me". If the answer is nothing other than sex and good conversation. They will try and find the next guy that will be their lottery ticket.

Not good but you'll feel lonely if you dump her.

>>691509698
Yeah, true. I was locked up in a bad relationship because of it for the better part of half a year. Only felt bad after the break-up for a few weeks before gaining a lot of friends and such.

>>691510282
See >>691511874

If you treat him like what she is "a woman" she will know his place and be submissive. Basically be latino.

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>>691512140
>treat him like what he is
>a woman

>>691511195
You know a lot for a virgin.

>>691500267
Did you put on weight?

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>>691512601
I've fucked over 2 dozen prostitutes, so much so, that I'm no longer interested/care about sex.

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>>691512549
fucking lost

>>691511195
Yeah, pretty much. Also you can't look for another job

I went out with this person we will call "stupid bitch" we were madly flirting for literally a month, she knew I liked her and we went on a first date after that month. She'd already conned £25 out of me for Mac makeup. But like I say, I really liked her. Baring in mind stupid bitch was the one referring to this outing as a date. However it took another 3 weeks of non stop flirting for her to say we were off out. We had officially been going out for a few days when she fucking turned around and said *my name* I like someone else, but w8 for me if it all goes tits up! Fuck that bollocks! Then when I said that's bull shit, she went round our school and said that I'd fucking abused her! The fucking logic right! So I told my side with proof, called her out on her bs then fucked off! 6 days later she wants a fucking apology! She'd told the teachers at this point 2 so why Tf should I give her one! Relationships are cat crap, don't bother m8

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>>691512969
In this regard and context, I'm happy to be unemployed (single af). Have been for the last 11 years, and looking at what women put men through--as well as what men put themselves through just for sex--I can see I'm making the right decision.

>>691506133
Aaaw! how cute!

>>691512781
Well I've fucked two dozen normies so much so that I know longer care about sex. I'd rather watch Voyager.

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>>691513429
Yeah, you get it.

>though I wouldn't be opposed to a three-way with Seven and B'elanna.