>>691495366
bump ?

damn, guy either has a chin or he's got wobbly knees.

bumpity bump want to see people getting rekt

>>691495959
lol at the girl who was gonna pick up the lumber at the end

I would've knocked her ass out too

more pls

>>691495959
requestion the shoop of this that adds health bars and mana and spell effects lol

>>691495366
God damn degenerate redneck fucktards...

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>>691495366
kek
fat ramsey bolton does it again

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>>691495366
lmfao the cucklord waving his arms about at chest level not protecting his face. Pathetic.

>>691495366
How the fuck do you throw a punch like that?

>>691496428

>redneck

>red = color
>skin = neck

You're racist.

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>>691496469
>fat
fucking skellys get out

>>691496503

I think he was stunned by the sucker punch at the beginning.

Still don't think he would have stood a chance, though.

>>691495366
Billy Bob vs Bob Billy

>>691495366
neither of them have any experience outside dumbass streetfights. This is not boxing. Any decent boxer would have kicked his ass

lurking. More please OP

>>691496841
>not boxing. Any decent
No one gives a fuck. This isn't a 'tactical boxing' thread faggot.

wheres the webm of the 2 bitches fighting and then one hits her neck or head or something and starts having a seizure and deads?

>>691496993
This is a "2 faggots throw random punches" thread.

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Saw coworker break someone's arm a couple of years ago.

Super nice guy, soft spoken, but not to be fucked with apparently.

>>691496993
This is a fight thread. I box, I think I can contribute here

>>691497040
I would have let Nubby win too

>>691496841
> A trained fighter will beat a non trained fighter

No shit sherlock

>>691497343

A trained trainer will train people better than an untrained person who isn't a trainer.

>>691497343
Nah I was saying that even if he had more pounds on the other guy. A decent boxer with the weight of the smaller guy could have beaten the heavier one.

>>691497251
no sorry we dont want fags on this thread

>>691497251
That doesn't mean what you contribute is worth shit, evidently.

>>691495366
His punches can be seen from a mile away, very stupid move. He makes very very wide punches that don't even have to be blocked, they can be seen and dodged.

>>691497040

little nub nub over there has no fucking honor, the other guy gets it. there is literally no honor in fighting someone like that seriously let alone kicking his ass. he loses either way. at least let it be done with quickly.

>>691497757

That would be an excellent critique if he hadn't destroyed the other dude, Anon.

Do you push your lawn mower as if you're trying to move a boulder? No, because it doesn't require that much effort.

>the more you know

>>691497639
ugh fuck off beta cuck

I wanna see some Badass knockouts so I'm bumping this shit

>>691497251
No how about you keep quiet and stop fucking posting you colossal faggot. Next you're going to ask for a special username so that you can let everyone know that you're a boxing fan. Fuck you

>>691497251

"fight webm thread"

your retarded commentary isn't a webm, so you're not really contributing.

fite me IRL

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>>691496089
how cool must it be to get paid to do shit like this. what an awesome profession

Bumping for hood ass street fights
preferably nigger cuz they don't give a fuck.

>>691498026
They were both untrained. The little guy was just well little. He didn't have the proper training to dodge those punches anyway. I was pointing out mistakes.

>>691497194
how'd he do it?

>>691498054
Calm down m8

>>691498045
No u.

>>691498375
ok

>>691495722
Pretty sure he has a chin. I can clearly see it in the video.

>>691495959
god bless this man

>>691495959
Fucking niggers never fight just one on one. Neither do monkeys.

Gotta give it to the first guy, he can eat some punches.

>>691497440
trains are awesome, i liek trains

one tiem, i got a train in a box.

i opened the box but no one showed me how. i did it fine all by myself

>>691497440
mindblow

>>691498703
and then dad came in and said "this is why your mom left us, but all you care about are trains, despite what everyone says, it is your fault."

>>691495959
jesus this kid went ape shit on them

>>691495959
this is an accurate representation of world history.

>>691498476
hi you're stupid as fuck

by "having a chin" the gentleman meant he has a glass jaw; that the sweet spot for the KO was discovered. the chin is a very effective knock out point, as is the temple and the throat.

and now you're aware of knowing

>>691495959
The amount of adrenaline that must have been surging through his veins
must have felt fucking amazing coming out on top

>>691499082
what the fuck are they herking im to get him conscious again?

>>691499082
Wht kind of "cpr" is this?

>>691499236
I can comfirm, in boxing, chin is the sweetspot, thats what gets KO's

>>691499236
>Hi you're stupid as fuck
Having a chin (actually good chin) means that you're harder to knock out.

>>691499395
alternative medicine.

>>691499082
>BIMBO! THIS MAN HURT!
>I WILL STROKE BIG APE DONG. FEATURE LENGHT!

>>691495959

Lost at 0:26

>>691499359

KEK seriously, why are they jerking him of ?!

>>691498884
it's been noticed that you tend to fantasize about dad, why is this anon? did your dad say this to you as a child? are you making this into a feels/baw thread? do you have any kleenex? i hope so as mom likely isnt there to let you rummage through her bra for one

>>691499082

Damn, they probably should've used more rhino horn blown through a goat skull here...

>>691498306

Not sure... arm across guy's throat, other arm somewhere else, slammed him to the ground.

No punches or anything. Was just over in 1 second. He was doing security at the time.

>>691495959
He's a fucking beast.

>>691499418
your mom, she had a chin

took a couple of bricks but in the end i got what i wanted

>>691499762
bruce lee would fuck him up

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>>691499706

>>691495366
Looks like a slimmer Jontron.

>>691497040
GJ stubby.

>>691499832
yeeeeeeees. Does'nt matter that he was shorter and weighed less. He was magic and defied all other rules of combat.

Ali would have smashed him completely, and effortlessly.

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>>691499843
lol too mad for words anon? vagina all packed with sand anon?

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>>691495366

>>691499359

When he got knocked out, he pissed his pants. There's a rag handed to the guy that's out of screen before the jerkoff thing.

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>>691500271

>>691500262
You misunderstood a text, I gave you fact. You dropped a mom joke. Who's mad?

>>691500028
So what does the fucking boxes do?

>>691499507
It's to keep blood from filling up in his head

>>691495959
Aw man I love Final Fight

>>691499507

Seize your opportunity, Anon.

>>691495366
show him dude

>>691500682
Fuck yeah. Little chink is fucking those other chinks up

>>691500471
lol obviously feeling the need to explain yourself with a blow by blow i'd say you were. and if you arent mad then why are you trying to 'splain Lucy?

it's ok to be mad anon, a vagina that gets mad is a vagina that feels so be happy you have a sensitive vagina

>>691500682

That kid is a fucking stud.

>>691500682
Enter The Dragon 4: Rise of The Yellow Surfer

>>691500682
Hard to keep track of who, they all look the same.

I mean their uniforms.

>>691500682
All I see is a bunch of clones fighting to be the only one

>>691500682
Sleeping dogs 2 gameplay trailer?

>>691495366

That's what you get for tucking your pants into your boots.

>>691495366
Impressive recovery, and good on the other guy for not hitting him while he was down

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>>691500682
top fucking kek this kid is a god

>>691500882
Thanks bby <3

>>691500271
What martial arts is this?

>>691500470
boring
staged fights pls go

>>691497194
The humble soft spoken ones are always the most dangerous.

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>>691500682
I wish I was as cool as that kid as a child

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>>691501204
I kek every time

>>691497194
lol if security personel or a doorman at clubs broke someone's arm they would be out of the profession immediately.

>>691501148
looks like Kung Fu to me, after looking at the legs

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>>691501032

.
>>691499999
..

>>691499082
he'll probably play knocked out until he gets off in the dues hand LOL.

>>691500028
>>691500487
it's a fingerbox

>>691501148
martial arts called bullshitery. that crap would never work in a real fight

>>691501148
One which doesn't work in a legit fight.

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>>691500682

>>691495959
surely there's a story here...

>>691496799
Kirk I mean hahaha I giggled

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I love how the kid in the black shirt just prances around like an idiot.

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>>691500028
>>691500487

>>691501148
It's choreographed performance art. You will never see that actually happen ever.

>>691500243
I don't know man, Bruce was fast and shit, and pretty good at kicking

>>691501656
Haven't seen this one before, thanks anon.

>>691501542
Of course that's obvious I just never seen that move before it does look pretty cool though

>>691501599
wasn't expected this

>>691501599
To be fair, he deserved it. I mean, he fucking PUSHED that kid.

>>691501599
holy FUCK that went to another level

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>>691501068

>>691501599
crazy shit
"what are you gonna do? stab me?"

>>691500271
fuck thats nice

>>691501599
Um WTF did I just watch... murder?

>>691501599

Did he died

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>>691501628

>>691501150
so all of them?

>>691501172
kek filename.

>>691501599
he deserved it

>>691501599
I love how the kid takes the beating to get his knife. True commitment

>>691501599
What a fuckn pussy

>>691501068
How does that affect you

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>>691502215

>>691501267
As cool as the kid everyone is trying to beat up?
I was that kid, including the part with beating four-five other shitstains up. Wasn't cool. Life got much better when I started making friends instead of bloody lips and tears.

>>691498167
Must be really cool to do the same movements 200 times until its perfect. Day over Day.

>>691502336
I had a water monitor once. Thanks anon.

>>691501172
That was one of the weirdest fucking movies i ever saw.

>>691502209
he died of eternal bleeding 3 hours later

rip

>>691499103

Criminally underrated comment.

>>691498655
all of them are white except maybe the girl

>>691500271
that was sick considering his hands never touched the ground

>>691501778
> I don't know man, Bruce was fast and shit, and pretty good at kicking

Bruce was a huge fan of Ali, used to watch all his fights, and incorporated a lot of Ali's technique into JKD. Lee said himself that Ali would absolutely destroy him, no questions asked. Google 'bruce lee muhammad ali' and you get the Lee quotes about Ali right up top.

>>691501778
Stop

>>691501858
your new is showing

>>691501385
Depends on
-locale and clientele
-country
-whether or not it was the shitty kind of self defense; the one where the losing party is good enough to be an actual threat and thus will get hurt instead of restrained.

>>691502613
name?

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>>691502657
thanks

>>691502797
Not taking that bait.

>>691502797
>newfag detected

>>691502642
That's a long time to be bleeding.

>>691501599
I'm guessing this tragic story had a longer buildup seeing as how one of the kids had a knife in a small plastic bag.

>>691501656
cant just stand there lol

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>>691500682

Begun, the clone wars have.

>>691498655
Like assasin creed?

>>691499762
He's so fucking fast holy shit.

>>691501599
WORLDSTAR!!!

>>691496616
Gotta eat your Johnsonville© sausage

>>691503277
that's why he's the greatest

>>691499832
Bruce Lee never actually fought on camera against world ranking martial artists ever.

All evidence of his great fighting are anecdotal, and nothing but.

Most high level boxers would probably put Bruce to sleep.

>>691501503
>>691501542
>>691501761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBK-8phKYPQ

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>>691501599

>>691495959
Shit man, fair play

>>691503444
And then came Brock Lesnar.

>>691503444
oh boy here come the fedoras

>>691500271
>>691500470

Please fuck off with staged shit

>>691503520
Sorry to crush your dreams or whatever, but >>691500271 is not a flying armbar at all. Source: I actually pulled off a few flying armbars at my local gym.

>>691503520
A flying arm bar and a ray mystero wrestling move are two different things you goof nugget.

>>691502473
>I was that kid
you dirty gook

>>691503844
>>691503799
Dubs confirm it kek

>>691503520
Anyone have some flying armbars from early UFC?
The look of confusion on the faces of pure strikers suddenly being in grabs is just hilarious.

>>691503520
Why would you let him do that, can't they see it coming??

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>>691501068

>>691503885
Slightly less chink-eyed, and much more prone to sunburns. Very, very nordic, right down to the reddish brown beard I grew at twelve.
I wasn't a good fighter, mind you. I was just very big for my age.

>>691499082
This clip makes me wat so much why are they jacking him off everytime i see it it just raises so many questions.

>>691503955
I don't recall there being many flying armbars during the very first UFC tournaments, it was more BJJ guys like Royce Gracie taking the opponent to the ground and out grappling and then submitting the big boxers and kickboxers.

>>691502669
pay attention you fuck. his left hand touches to create stability as he makes the throw.

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>>691503844
>>691503799

>>691504243
its pretty dangerous if you get knocked out like that, you might get seizure. Jacking him off triggers the brain to do all sorts of things, like some sort of reset.

>>691501599
and literally no one does a god damn thing

>>691504088
It's a pretty rare move in most of MMA and grappling tournaments, and it it is setup through the clinch, and a lot of things is going on in the clinch so you won't always see it coming however if you do see it coming you want to slam the guy without spiking his neck and then you want to stack ontop of his legs so there is both your weights on his back and his neck.

>>691502642
>eternal
wat

>>691504511
if there's a fight, hell yeah im gonna watch and see who wins, the moment some kid pulls out a knife, fuck that im out im not trying to die

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>>691504531
>TIL, thnx

>>691503178
>>691504687

summer

>>691499042
Dude is right fucking there! How does he keep missing?

>>691500470

Boyka
BOYKA
boyka
BOYKA

>>691504804
ikr who would risk their life for some fag that was fighting in the street

>>691504307
Here's one from UFC 2:
https www ufc.tv/video/royce-gracie-vs-jason-delucia-ufc-2

>>691502336
their form is absolute shit

>>691505185
Millions of years of evolution.

>>691502336
"swing first, bitch"
"fuck you, you swing first"
"least my mommas not a bitch"
"the fuck you say about my momma?"

>>691501204
I need this movie in my life

>>691500028
B-b-b-but b-b-batman would win because he's a regular guy in a bat costume. There's no way a god like superman could possibly ever win that fight.

REEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>691503597
Brock Lesnar was trash and a UFC gimmick

Probably would have wasted Bruce Lee, too

>>691505408
BAH GOD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF

>>691502669
Are you high?

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>>691503685
suck ma dick :D

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>>691501628

>>691501148
wrasslin

>>691505881
New avp movie

>>691501385
>a doorman at clubs broke someone's arm
This is what bouncers are for.

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>>691495366
yes

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aand just one more.

>>691504838
name or just some random?

>>691501069
Well, they weren't niggers.

The worst thing about fighting niggers is knowing 100% that they will continue to hit you if you go down. The good thing is they scatter like roaches at the first sign that you can actually fight.

>>691506091
Oh my bad, by doorman I meant bouncer.

>>691505881
MY WEAVE BITCH LEAVE

>>691506333
who won?

>>691502095
>2
"Quote from man Stabbed"

>>691506333
Who died? BTW nice trips.

>>691499082
Not seen that one before. A bit odd.

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>>691506392
ethereal rose

>>691497194
>>691501252

super nice, soft spoken anon here can confirm

>>691506342
My favorite part of this fight is the marvelous sucker punch at the end

That's what he gets for being a nigger tho ig

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>>691496089
>choreography
>such an impressive skill

>>691499762
Reminds you about ali, nearly all his opponents, certainly early opponents, were significantly smaller men than him, cruiser weights really.

>>691506696
both

>>691506707
Goddamn niggers.

>>691506451

>>691506863
>NO CONTEST!

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>>691506567
would have showered them in jizz, while they are at it!

>>691506567
at the end the guy keeps saying say something beautiful to the winner, after they stop the fight. But they seem like coal burners.

>>691506969
Nice double 69's

You couldn't do choreography tho

>>691505408
I was looking at this epic battle and realized I could have ended it with my thumb in a mere second. For the both of them. Feels godlike.

>>691501204
sauce pls

>>691507264
You could have ended it by blowing hard on them.

>>691505881
Where did all those snakes come from?

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My new favorite.

>>691506863
He just turns away.

>>691506939
That congratulatory nod before collapsing.

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>>691506863
First laugh from this thread thnx .

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>>691507572
God damn that other kid wasn't ready

>>691507412
I feel like blowing is more up your street.

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>>691507266
Tokyo tribe I think