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walk in see this on couch wat do???
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walk in

see this on couch

wat do???
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>>691493398
nigga this ain't no tree
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>>691493398
get gun

Dislike this video and talk about how great Hitler was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My8mO19klZU
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>>691493398
move hand

place own hand there instead
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Sing the Soul-Glo song!!
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this is what i would do
>take off clothes
>lie down all cozy with him
>reach for his pecs
>massage softly
>AUTOCHAIN
>WOMBO COMBO
>THAT AINT FALCO
>OOOOOOOOOOOH
>RIP OUT ONE RIB
>SNAP IN HALF
>SHOVE ONE HALF UP HIS ANUS
>OTHER IN HIS NOSE
>PALM IT THROUGH TO HIS BRAIN
>SMASH HIS FAGGOTY ASS BURGLAR HEAD ON THE GROUND
>SELFINDUCEDPROJECTILEVOMIT.png
>VOMIT ON HIS NEGRO AFRO
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>>691493398
Set my house on fire and move
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Do a 360 on that bitch and walk back out
>wait for it
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>>691493565
KYS faggot.
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>>691493868
>being this new
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>>691494014
HAHAHA HA HA HA 360 degrres is a full circle you would walk right into him. PERPARE YOU ANUSA
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>>691493398
That isn't my couch, I'd assume he stole it and is hiding from the law.
He probably sold his pants for crack but that's OK they probably didn't fit anyway.
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>>691493398
Walk out, call the police. Stay nearby to film him if he leaves with any of my stuff.

Unfunny i know. But true.
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another pic of him
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>>691493398
I would ask where his owner is.
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>>691494014
>wait for it
please kill yourself immediately, newfag.
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>>691494445
why would he have an owner?
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>>691494168
>>691494451
Welcome to 4chan, newfriends!

Have some completely up to date info!
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>>691494451
Triggered. Back to MySpace normie ;) xoxo
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lol i know this guy

here's a pic from his IG
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>>691494495
Because black people are slaves. You're going to have to sharpen your edge if you want to survive here on the chan. Be careful. It's a jungle out hereā€¦

-Anonymous X
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>>691494495
Why wouldn't he? It's our duty as white men to make sure the Negro is worked to his fullest potential.
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>>691494812

he's latino not black
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>>691494495
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>>691494788

is he a homosexual?
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I went to school with this guy.
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>>691494941

did you fuck him?
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ā–²
ā–² ā–²
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Hide my bike
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>>691493398
I'd heel stomp him in his mouth and tell him to get his gay nigger ass out of my house
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he's a stripper
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>>691493565
Adolf Hitler was great, so fuck off
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>>691494871
The distinction is trivial. Here on the chan we are not particularly fond of either.

Regards,
-Anonymous X
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cloth him, name him friday, teach him english, a fork, a knife.
etc
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>>691494910
he craves the cock
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>>691495258
have you given it to him?
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>>691495201
None sense, we as white men do not hate our lesser follows. Rather, it is our burden as the more intelligent people to make sure they are best put to use. It is for their own good really.
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>>691495661
POST COCK
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>>691494727
When did this turn into a cringe thread?
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>>691495661
>Hello Kitty tattoo
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>>691495799

i dont think he has any nudes
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>>691493398
I'd fuck that ass, what are you gay or something?
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>>691496079
FUCK
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>>691495761
You're a faggot. Because you suck cock and are ugly and stupid. And your mother is fat. And you are fat.

Regards,
-Anonymous X
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>>691494089
>le oldfag xd
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>>691493398
Call your mother to get her nigger off my couch
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>>691496522
I don't suppose you are one of those silly abolishenists are you? You must see they belong in the fields, how would they survive otherwise? They would be controlled by their baser nature and seek to rape the poor innocent white woman.
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lol i gave him a blowjob once

he's uncut ;)
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>>691497196

give us more deets than that, bro.
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>>691497196

did he return the favor, did you eat his ass, how big is his dick, etc etc?
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>>691497196
i'm jealous. but why didnt you fuck him?
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>>691496577
Cute ass
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>>691497324
>>691497400
a gentleman never tells :)

>>691497614
i may suck cock but i'm not _that_ gay
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>>691498011

come on, tell us. it's anonymous, who cares

at least tell us what his personality is like
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>>691498011

wtf you are clearly gay for sucking off this masculine dude
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Moar pix
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>>691493398

Tell him the highschool musical reunion is next door and kick his ass out.
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>>691493398
did he bring the couch with him? because I don't have a couch in my living room
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>>691493398
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i didn't know danny sexbang modeled
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>>691495661
is this how it looks like when a man is with another man? yuckk shit i dont want to be gay anymore
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>>691493398
im so tired of seeing this faggot on /b every fucking day
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>>691495036
Underrated post
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>>691493398
>tip my fedora
>turn 360Ā°
>walk away
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>>691497196
DETAILS.

NOW.
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"I'm flattered sir but I'm afraid I'm not interested. Would you please get dressed?"
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>>691499160
Turn 360? You'd be walking back towards them. Freudian homo slip(ish thing) detected.
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>>691499707

not the guy you replied to but i can post more pix of him if you want
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>>691500683
please!
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>bends over
How do you want it babe?
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>>691500797

ok as long as someone keeps bumping i'll keep posting what i have
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>>691493398
Fuck off space nigger
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>>691501071

he's clearly a bottom
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>>691493398
Say no, get away, tell an adult.
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a webm
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Hello...
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>>691501505
omg! moar!
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>>691500281

I was already facing away, dumbass.
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>>691501948
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Leave the apple store.
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a webm of him dancing
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>>691502180

part 2
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Put a bag on his ugly head then fuck his ass.
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>>691493398
kill it with fire
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Ask him for hair care tips
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anyone still ITT?
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>>691503407
blowjob guy still here.

i haven't seen some of these pics.
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>>691503629
can you please give us some more deets? Pleeeease?
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>>691503755
there aren't many details i'd be comfortable with sharing. i'm not a slut or anything, and he doesn't deserve being talked about.
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>>691504048

come on, dont tease us and tell us that you blew him and leave it at that :(

and no one called you a slut
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>>691504048
Pleeeeease
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>>691504473
>>691504752
like what is there to talk about? he enjoyed it.
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>>691505201
how big is his dick? did he return the favor? what is he like, etc
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>>691505201
How tall is he? He looks super short.
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He had sex with porn star Sean Duran. Sean has tweeted about him. Said he's a bottom who liked to call Sean daddy.
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>>691505759
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>>691505515
>>691505201
BUMP for details.

How did you meet him? Grindr?
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Spoiler: it's actually him posting all these pics to 4chan
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bumpin
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>>691493398
what's his insta?
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presenting his bussy
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>>691508859
Dancers are the most fun to fuck
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>>691505311
it tasted good. :9
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>>691510057
And?
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>>691510380
he's really sensitive.
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>>691494727
>Newfag overhere <--
>What's up with the pool?
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>>691510967
did you eat his booty
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>>691510967
Was he noisy?
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>>691512096
didn't have the opportunity to.

>>691512144
not that i can remember.
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>>691493398
Smh no, pull gun out, shoot him in head, put knife in his hand, call 911
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suck his dick & kick his ass
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>>691512307
does he have a big dick?

and did he get you off?
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>>691510967
whats his personality like
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>>691512564
good size i guess. didn't strike me as too small. this was a while back.

i stayed clothed. it was more about pleasing him.
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>>691513781
How old are you?
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>>691513781

sounds weird. did you hire him as an escort or something?
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I absolutely love this chocolate twink. Would engage in homosexual activities.
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he's afro-cuban. speaks spanish fluently.
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>>691514235
He isn't a twink. Twinks are white.
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>>691514652
uh.. since when?
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>>691505515

very small, he's 5'5, slim build
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>>691514209
Well is he an escort?
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>>691514209
nope. we just didn't have much time or space to do our thing.
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>>691515632
club bathroom?
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>>691515632
Tell us moooooooar
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>>691493398
walk calmly to the back room
get my gun
???
freedom
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Gross
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