>>691481591
That´s not even a bait.

V for vendetta quotes awesome movie btw

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>RUN TO THE CHOPPAA
Predator

Expect Patronage!
-Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

>You can only handle lies!
-A Few Good Men

What does mark sells us wallets look like?
-Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction

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>Have this

"Why are you being so serious?" - Batman

>I need gum, lots of gum
The matrix reinvirgorated

>>691481591
"Alive or not, I'm arresting you."
-Robertcop

It's time to chew ass
-Dick Kickem

>YOU SHALL NOT PASS

>>691482458
"Why the sad face?"
-Crime Clown in The Night Bat

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Vendetta

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why was I funny?
funny when?
did i make you laugh
The GoodFathers

>>691482953
10/10

"If we kill it, it will bleed."
-Austrian, in Prey

>My father did always remind me that life resembles a package of confectionery.
-Retard Hero Man

>>691481591

>We're gonna need a longer ship

- Jaws

>>691483290
"I don't have any time to kill."
Jimmy Vesuvius in Prey

"My naaaaames John!!!" - the shiny

>who's your daddy? This guy!
-dark vader

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>>691481591

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>Let me go in deeper.

Incestion

>>691483690
a blackie?
also the shinny

"THIS IS CLEETHORPES!!!!"
299

Rosebulb.
- Orson Bean.
- Civilian Kane.

>They may kill us, but at least we'll be free!
-Blue Scottish Man

>I'M NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU, IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND

Freud, Watchmen

One faggot to rule them all,one fag to find them,
one fag to bring them all and
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
lord of the homosex

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"Let me in for God's sake, Wendy! I lost my keys!"

- Brett Nichols in Shining Example of Goof

>piss off faggot

Bareback Mountain

>>691481591
"Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA."

CIA, The Dark Knight Rises

>>691483647
"Vamoose your caboose!"
-Not Lando in Prey

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>>691481591
>I'LL COME BACK

"Survive."

Tropic Thunder

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>>691481591
Go Forrest, go!

>>691481809
Commit Sudoku right now.
It's the only hope you have to regain your pride.

> Tonight we dine at the Indian Buffet
Muscley guy - 299

>Or perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a man before crashing this plane
littlefinger

"Frankie, Scarlett, I don't give a fuck."
Clark Grable, Gone Like the Wind.

>>691484228
"You are a large fellow"
The Dark Knight Rises

>>691482314
> not a quote
> not even a gif/webm
Belt+neck+do it faggot=better for everyone

"My apologies, Dan. Im unable to open the doors."
-Killputer in, The Year 2000: Ulysses in Space

"So say goodnight to the big guy"
Tony Soprano

>The best trick Satan ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.

-Kay Sooza in The Vanilla Accused

>>691482259
/thread

>>691484669
Enab "Ydob ruoy ro …tirips ruoy :tsrif kaerb dluow tahw gnirednow saw I .sey ha.“

>>691484708
Have you seen the thread you hecklord

>>691481591
>I'll come back


Fail thread

>>691482259
kek

I used to fuck guys like you in prison - Roadhouse

>>691481591
gotta ask yourself one question...
do you feel plucky punk?
will do me!?!

Die Fart
bruce shillis

Whats in the fedex economy package!
Scared cop guy - 8

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>you cannot go there

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>>691484825
>>691484708
>>691484399

Fucking degenerates.

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>>691484940
heheh

"Robots, move."

Optimus Crime,

Have I told you about sammo Jenks?

Have I told you about sammo Jenks?

Have I told you about sammo Jenks?

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The movie was bad.

>>691481591
Allahu Akbar
- gandalf blowing up the death star

>African-American behave, please

Djumanji

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>>691481591
"Time for Judge Judy." -- Cruise Man

"Wubba Lubba dub-dub, mother father!"
-Bruce Moonlighting in Dyed Hair

Hello my name is jeff

Today we celebrate OUR Incontinence day
film with a nigger in it bill cosby or someone

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>RUN FOR THE ROTORCRAFT

>>691484808
Countless times, which is why I felt the need to comment on that post having nothing to do with anything.

> have this
Who even said it?
Don't rely.on your picture. I highly doubt anyone that said that was in that movie.

Calm down and lurk moar Timmy.
Moar means more than a day or two.

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>>691484940
>>691485017
kek'd

"I'm not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called anonymous"
"IT'S AN APPLE SYSTEM!!! i have knowledge of this"

-Lex (Jurassic Park)

>>691485444
checked

"No, for it is I who is your other parent!"
-Dark Evader, Space Conflict the Sequel

Say hello to my small acquaintance
-Tony Soprano

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It's slightly more than 9000

>>691485575
"Succeed or fail. There are no attempts."
-Yoga, Space Conflict the Sequel

At a higher speed I must travel.

Sanjan, the hedgehodge

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Tell that cunt to shut her mouth before I come over there and fuck-start her head.
Way of the Gun

I Came , I saw, I sharted
some Romans do have em

-tips fedora- "clever lass" - Jurassic Jam and the Space Park

>>691485742
"Why will you not be killed?" "It is a consequence of the fact that the wearer of this mask is a thought; thoughts cannot be penetrated by projectiles fired from firearms."
-Z, Z for Zorro

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I know karate.

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"We have to go to the future"
-delorean 2

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>>691485478
Gonna need some Deferoxamine for the levels of irony in this post.

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>>691485575
good movie
i especially like the part where he says
"Those can not be the feats of electrical and mechanical engineering automatons you are surveying the area for"
-some old guy in a bath robe, Space Conflict

>>691485742
"I am a laser sword space ninja, and my dad was one, too."
-Lars Moonwalk in Space Track

>>691485959
"I am but your good-spirited local arachnid human!"
-Manspider, The Magnificent Manspider

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"You want the facts, you can't adequately sustain composer the fact..." - A Multiple Ok Males

>>691486154
"I don't feel good about this."
-Everybody in the Astro Skirmish saga

its not about the money its about sanding a message -joker batman the dark knight

>>691482493
pretty good

why did no one say anything

are you all so young you dont know what the matrix is

fucking children

>>691486431
sending

i have an emotion that is not very assuring - star wars

Are you not amused?

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Darth emo makes captain Kirk kill.
The power is on

>>691484399
Saving pic. Hope you don't mind? Miss home, will be cool s/saver on my phone for a while.

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>>691481591
You want the truth?
Well, you can't have it!

>>691485647
An hero faggot

>>691486226
"Oogedy boogady WAWDAMEWON!"
-Angelic Magical Guardian, Soot Princess

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i enjoy how you don't breathe anymore male youth

"Humans."
King Reptile, Cretaceous Carnival

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"Now it places the lotion in the basket."

>>691486683
"Release your grip on it!"
-Elisa, Solidified

>Open the borders
lord of the rings

"You're a hairy wizard."
-Haggard in Magic Boy and the Enchanted Rock

>>691486887
"*MY* name is Asparagus!" "What a coincidence! *MY* name is *ALSO* Asparagus!"
-Multiple people with the name Asparagus, Asparagus

>>691487092
*Cock

>>691487135
"Giant Scaled Worms, I wonder why it is that this has to be Giant Scaled Worms!"
-Kentucky Jonas, Kentucky Jonas and the thing of historic and monetary importance

"Dead people and living people are the same."
-Mr. Bronx in The Clock Jocks

"you can't pass"
broad of winds
gand man

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>>691487630

>>691487357
"The name of this is a quickening of pace, mammal that I am addressing."
-Judge Judy Bounces, Animal Containment Center World

>>691486457
no we just dont care about replying to your post samefag

"I can see ghosts."
-Boy from Six Senses.

>>691483827
lol

>>691482853
Pretty sure it's:
> you can't go further

>>691487710
lol there it is

someone so agitated they reply that they dont reply

and also call me a faggot for good measure

>>691487681
"Who is it that you will request the presence of?"
-Disembodied Floating Voice, Spectre Smashers

"ALL OF THEM!"
-Gary Oldman in The Lion Professor.

>>691482691
this, this will all ways get me

Vodka martini, shaken with a ton of those little onion things-
-Neckbeard Bond

>>691481591
remember remember the 5th of november

the gunpowder prison and fraud

-Anonymous guy

"finally i get to punch the shit out of a nigger and have the word cheer at me"

>rocky stallone in rambo 3

>>691487950
"I feel that it is possible for me to do this, I feel that it is possible for me to do this, I feel that it is possible for me to do this!"
-The Small Train that succeeded, from the movie of the same name

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>>691481591
"and now suck my balls"
-Mufasa

"Notice me, Senpai!"
-Nux from Mad Mark: Desert Road.

I will not eat them Fram I am, I will not eat oil filters and Spam

- Soose with a PhD from discredited online uni

>>691488381
mufasa never said thaaat

you're just making things up trying to be funny

>>691481591

Try this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gjxefaCTYp4

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>>691487917
yup sure did faggot
cause faggot
faggot
faggy faggots?
fagging their fags fagged down by faggy faggots

>>691488268
"Make use of the telekinetic powers, Lucas!"
-Obey One Kenopey, Space Conflict the Sequel

"With super powers, I become very responsible."
-Spiderman

>>691481591
My name is peeeeewdieeepieee
Good Mythical Morning.

>>691488691
good god

that was so good i will have to ask for an image of your penis in erect state

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>>691481591
Welcome ta earf, E.T.!
--Will.i.am, "Born of the 4th of July"

>>691484550
Kek

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I told you little ape, not to sex me

"I am not a creature! I'm just a regular guy!"
- Joe Pachyderm in Proteus Syndrome

some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate up the hill - BLADE

>>691488691
"It is indeed a difficult doorbell existence we collectively live!"
-Little girls that do not have parents that are living or present, Orphanage Movie
>>691488912
I can assure you it is not particularly big, but I have a cool mustache that makes me look like someone whose name is Fernando and knows how to get things.

>>691488506
Than explain why simba is so scared and Papa lion so Pedophile look

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I made the duck blue because this is what ducks look like hello I'm bobby

-Allan Sandman
Bobby Masonjars

"I spent a lot of money" -Triassic Tart

Our boat is too small - Stephen Spielberg

˝Finally after all these years, we have gone interstellar!˝
-Interstellaris

>>691481591
Opinions are like assholes, man. Everybody's got 'em....uh....everybody's got 'em, and....um....uh...I forget the rest. *turns offscreen* Line, please!"
--Jeff "That Guy" Dunham, in "VI Grabowski"

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Im a big BAMBINO

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>>691481591
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE, I DRINK IT UP

Dislike this video and talk about how great Hitler was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My8mO19klZU

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>>691489598
Shit, I forgot the pic!
--anon on 4Chan in "I am Gay and Faggot"

"Bunkrów nie ma, ale też jest zajebiście"
-Laska

"These potatoes look like the Devil's tower in Wyoming. But why?"
-50/50 boy in Close Encounters with Space Aliens

Do not talk about our violent club

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"Batman"

I won't even harm that mosquito

"Name it!"
- Dr. Xavier Bard, No land for elders

Who were you trying to talk to - Taxi Cab

"Rule #1: Do not speak of what happens here. Rule #2 is the same."
-Taylor Drebin in Backyard Wrestling.

"I think we're in a different state."

Girl with dog, Colored movie of the 30s

>>691483827
kek'd heartily

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Pikamon, you are my decision!

"Sketch me like one of those Spanish women" -Leo Cap's colossally leaky boat

Smoke Bud - Citizen Pain

>>691490233
"There are only a few other people around, so I have every reason to suspect you are talking to me." - Taxi Passenger

I've got a bad presentiment about this

>>691483739
Fucking kek'd

"Woo hoo."
- Alpaca in The Way Women Smell

>>691489322
>cool musasche

>looks like someone named Fernando

>looks like someone named Fernando who knows how to get things


>>>>>>won't show cock


WHAT IN THE MOTHERFUCK

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>>691485427
im pretty sure you just insulted ever nerd subgroup that's ever existed with that

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DARTH VADER THE MOVIE CHEESEY FEET HAIR CRISPS

"English motherfucker, do you know it?!"

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THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE US OUT OF THE EUROPEAN UNION

25th hour Edward Norton monologue is the BEST!

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>>691487266

>>691486880
>dat filename
>i dubeth thee keklington kekleschmidt jr III esq

I will convince him with a great offer
-goddaddy

>what he did, it is seen
-Upset Adam, Highway of angry

Yodelehehoo, Mr. Falcon

-Bruise Willits, Dice Hands

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>>691490250

>>691490428
kek x30

'Anakin Skywalker is kill'
-Darth Vader

'No'
-Old Benjamin

"12.1 megawatts?"
Rick Sanchez in Future Car

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"i'm living in a world of crap."

-private pile, full metal jacket

>>691490791
that was good

this was posted by someone who keeps track of current events while also knowing about popular film history, and has the ability to combine the two types of knowledges into witty comments

>we have to keep driving, this is a bad country
-fear and loathing in las vegas

Look, I am your father

>Jeff Vader - star trek

There can be one only

>>691492787
yes yes, but try a little harder

That's no balloon

All for one!

And one for everybody

>>691493032
HAHAHA

thats from star wars isnt it?

but you changed it so it ould be funny to read for someone who knows it

it becomes an inside joke of sorts

HAHAHA i laughed so hard and feeling i was part of the people who realize this i also felt warm inside

>>691493322
>guise look at me XD IM CANCER

>>691485478
You think people haven't seen the matrix?

>>691484563
omg

>>691493664
actually you're cancer and i'm here to flush you out, nigger

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>>691493898
topkek

>>691484969
Belt+neck+do it faggot=better for everyone

"I have my eye on you, child."
-Humpty Bogart in White House.

>>691493670
i genuinely wonder how many of the useless chidren on /b/ these days have seen the matrix

most of them werent even born when in came out

they were born in years like 2002 and 2004 for gods sake

>>691484245
> if you compromise our mission with your clumsiness, i will put you to your final rest, irregardless of your position back in the United States.

Duke Billington in Prey.

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6th pic in your reaction folder is yfw you've nutted but she still sucking

GO

'Shuffle off this mortal coil, you cunt'
Sgt Blackman in Afghanistan Capers

>>691494649
I'm pretty sure that "irregardless" wasn't intentional. Read a book, moron.

>>691494917
I fucked up

"I love the way burning chinks smell."
-Army guy in Apocalypse.

>>691481591
YOU'RE NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME, IM LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU.

>>691489958
Kek Why did i lose to this

>>691490410
Honglong'd

>>691492537
What was that about bowling shoes
- Hank S Thompson, Fun and Loving in Las Vegas

>>691494991
I thought it was a flammble/inflammable kind of thing

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- Mr. Frozen

>>691481809
SUMMERFAG BOYS

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>>691494917
>mfw

Rorschach: I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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>IS THAT YOU JOHN MADDEN
Full Metal Jacket

>>691482040
'get' you moron

>It matters not to me whether your cellular activity reveals you to be in a living state or deceased, for I will successfully incarcerate you no matter what your current physical condition is.

~ Bio-Mechanical Law Enforcement Unit

I now possess a automatic mechanical lead-launcher.
Merry christmas

Easily alive

>>691496587
>being this dumb

>>691485427
Honey don't do this in front of the children. In Imgur, not in here.

You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of buses

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>>691481591

>>691496742
all this effort for a comment on /b/ that will soon be gone like tears in rain

"Apply a cumbersome amount of pressure upon those who have viewpoints that oppose your own, look upon those same people as they are displayed before you with their fates resting in your hands, and listen to the cries of anguish and despair that emanate from the wives of said opposers."

- Canine The Man With Amazing Genetics Who Came From A Tribe Of Mountain Dwellers That Were Slaughtered By An Evil Wizard

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>>691481591
a

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SUCK MY BALLS

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>>691481591
Guess who?