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Why? How?

>>691480591
What the fuck is getting pulled out?

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Gotta love Sweden. What they probably left out was him taking five tabs of acid.

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Anyone have this with sound?

>>691480861
bottle then shit covered condom wrapped dildo

>>691480591
>>691480861
some kind of homemade dildo got stuck in that fag's asshole.obviously

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lol

Is that an old Chinese man on the ground and is he wiping his ass with his hand?

>>691481273
OCD

>>691481434
looks like two mexican hobos got caught fucking

>>691483333

Firstly, holy fuck nice quads

Secondly, yeah it looks like the first one is jacking it and about to come all over that guy's ass.

But then is really embarrassed when they and gives him a little love ass-tap to make him aware of the camera.

>>691483020
from ?

>>691483983

Pretty sure it's a movie called Contact from 1997.

>>691483020
how is it possible

>>691483983
Contact (1997)

>>691484417

Fuck if I know.

But, yeah, here's a clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD0_5HFMPIg

>>691484417

Computers.

>>691484614
Two minutes late on the ball eh...

I had to go (on imdb):
Ex Machina
Oscar Isaac
Sucker Punch
Jena Malone
Contact

Bcs I'm bad with names...

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>>691480591
That shit happened in my country, and "the thing" that is getting pulled out is a tuber called yuca

>>691480591
>legalize gay marriage
>celebrate diversity
>gays are just like everyone else

political correctness is ruining America and the world.

>>691484858
why are the chinese such sub-human peices of shit

>>691483869
thats a fucking sled you goof

>>691484858
this is fucking brilliant
Didn't know Super was popular in China

>>691481434
Turks

>>691484858
This pleases me.

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>>691485420

>political correctness is ruining America and the world

Try2lrn about freedom 'murricunt.

I know you love to talk about it but don't actually know what real freedom is. The right to stick whatever you want up your ass is part of real freedom. No go fuck yourself, you fascist cunt.

>>691486722
Please quote the part where I said you shouldn't be allowed to stick shit up your ass.

Protip: You can't

I railed on not being able to call somebody a faggot for doing that. That's a lack of freedom. But hey, don't let reality get in the way of your made-up worldview. Also, learn to comprehend before posting because you just showed the world that you're a retarded faggot.

>>691486357
mom's spaghetti

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>>691480591

>>691486087
"Damn Cletereus, I thought I told you to stop pouring boiling oil on people at work."

>>691484986
Why does she go into the ass before the snatch and get shit all up in there

>>691487518
sauce?

>>691480591
>humans were a mistake

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>>691487644

>Why does she go into the ass before the snatch and get shit all up in there

She is an idiot and in the USA only stupid people are accepted for police service.

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>>691482753
i wanna fuck her pooper

>>691481273
> scratch sniff scratch sniff scratch dot com

>>691480941
I'll take some of whatever that dude took

>>691480591
Prison shanks ain't what they used to be

>>691483869
is this what you see when you die?

>>691488055

Same. I'm into it.

>>691482621
An hero

>>691480591
Your mom's dildo.

>>691484858
TOP ZOZZLE

>>691482753
As awesome as this third world kitty litter advertisement was...
It would've been so much better for her to just crap on the floor.

>>691484858
Got humble real fast.

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Source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t32ttbitMj8

Pay special attention to that guys broad american accent.

Urinals are too fancy for 'murrican prolly.

>>691487518
>CurseOfTheBlackPearl.webm

>>691488644
PoP was highly underrated.

>>691480591
#LoveWins

>>691488306
fucking idiot! those are not deers, they are cheetahs

>>691484417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxa3j8bK-c4

In one shot she runs towards the camera and pretends to grab a cabinet handle and open the door. The last few seconds of the shot are CG'd to look like they're on a mirror, and another shot of her opening an actual cabinet is blue screened on top.

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>>691480591
AAAAAAAAAAH

Dislike this video and talk about how great Hitler was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My8mO19klZU

>>691486214
>no replies

ok then, I'll be the first who asks:

WTF HAPPENED TO HIS DICK?!

>>691484858
We need more of this! Seems every culture has niggers.

>>691484417
Camera on a trolley with a frame that extend forward that has a little cupboard with a mirror door.

Camera points at mirror, so it's filming behind it.

Camera trolleys moves away from girl as she moves until it/she stops.

She grabs cupboards mirror door(keeping in mind it was filmed with a camera pointing at the mirror, so looking behind) and opens it.

Reflection vanishes because no more mirror.
Confusion ensues.

>>691489567
I chose not to ask.

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Not strictly porn.

>>691489567
you must be new here.

>>691488760
rekt

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>>691490351
We've all been there before I'm sure.

>>691487593
why

>>691484986
Professionally done.
Pat down externally, then check the cracks.

>>691488079
Kek

>>691490351
And she decided to stay live for the humiliating process. Maybe she thought people would tip her more.

>>691490137
Very nice take.

>>691484559
>he was that kind of boy anyway
kek, got me everytime

>>691490565
Sauce?

>>691490483
yeah, only been here since late 2007.
now you mind telling me what this cauliflower shit on his dick is, why they are cutting it apart and why there are maggots inside?

>>691485218
I want her... the things she could do

>>691490137
Ah, they used one of those invisible cameras.

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>>691491058
Man of Steel

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The hero we all need.

>>691489353
that roo is bogan as fuck!

>>691485420
your ruining your freedom right?

>>691489567
do not fuck in dirty things (tree, dirt etc...)

>>691490483
I'm not fucking new here and i don't know what it is so either tell what it is or shut up and don't be a smartass you fucking retard.

>>691491362
Thanks.

>>691485420
Nobody cares about gay
It's the gender fluid shit people want accept.

You don't even know what enemy you're fighting

>>691488680
kek

>>691490565
>>691489588

please don't tell me this is superman vs batman or civil war

>>691487198
Topkek

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>>691489509

That is unsettling.

>>691488348
God I fucking hope so

>>691490846
Whoa, too rad.

>>691488306
>>691488019
Oh my god. My top two greatest fears

>>691485858
That video was staged and fake.

Why are you have such sub-human pieces of brain?

>>691488760
Genuine lolz here

>>691487781
Kek this was from Mexico

>>691490184
what is this

>>691485923
What are you talk in about?

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>>691491805
The first one you linked is Man of Steel, the second is BvS

>>691487593
how is that an idea they thought was good?

>>691491629

I bet the guy who made this gets thousands a month on patreon.

>>691489509
>webm
whaaaat am I looking at here?

>>691491276
Thank fuck that wasn't two seconds shorter.

soooooo fake..

>>691487198
I laughted on my ass at this.

>>691480701
Fuck, I was looking for that

>>691491884
Its like something out of a wile e coyote cartoon.

>>691480941
topkek

>>691485162
Then why is the bottom half clear? Clearly a bottle of some sort.

>>691491434
Underrated post.

>>691481103
what the fuck?!

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jokerscene/

Would much appreciate Final Fantasy VI

>>691484858
wtf sudden wild armored superhero with a hammer

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this laugh will last me a whole week

>>691491120

Location of shitpost, for those wondering

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@55.859276,-4.247781,3a,78.5y,270.42h,43.95t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sKwQP0Dtsz4LymwTGN6nnbg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>691490995
I dont know much about internal hardware but isnt that way too much thermal paste?

also im assuming that is thermal paste?

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>>691486357
someone ate a little too much spaghetti

>>691487593
should've just saved nature the trouble and looked down the barrel instead

>>691486357
wtf, did he eat an entire pot of pasta without chewing?

>>691491434

top. kek.

>>691490995
>athlon 64
nothing of value was lost

>>691492607
Good old Scotland.

>>691487198
Lame as fuck.
An hero or lurk moar.

At least learn to identify fake shit and not spread it.

>>691489509
What?

>>691487132
When he fell for the third time, I lost my shit.

>>691487208
If you needed that many words to say "I'm not a faggot", chances are you're a faggot

>>691492104
woah

>>691487198
kek

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>>691486214

Never have I come across gore that has made me gag.

This is like that vid of the woman who picks up a snotrag and then gulps it down, you all know the one.

>>691487132
Yep, that's Poland all right.

>>691489104
Kek

>>691490630
>>691492168

My guess is he was testing a laser mounted to the gun, still pretty stupid.

>>691492456
>damn bye bye skinny bitch
>just when I thought the fat bitch had things on the bag
>wtf that guy came out of nowhere
>holy shit this guy too
>another guy

the webm that keeps on giving

>>691491084
dick in tree or something like dat
>>691491554
but why did u post 2 posts?

>>691484858
who the fuck was that who attacked him and why did he have a hammer?

>>691489020
Proper use of the word broad is too much for euroshitposter?

>>691487906
You were a mistake.
But your parents did the right thi g and raised you.

Now they think to themselves...
He was a mistake.

Do something, or an hero...
Stop torturing you're parents

>>691493362
What, 2 posts?

>>691487132
what do people in developed countries do in this kin of situations?

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>>691493367
The train guardian is not to be angered.

>>691493367
Its fake. I've seen the pair of them posing for a picture together.

>>691481103
I dont think youll want the link with sound anon

>>691488055
Faggots do like putting it up there

>>691485218
rim jobs on lock tbh fam

>>691492456
YO i know where this is! Montreal Mount royal metro station!

>>691487493
what game? it looks familiar

>>691488079
Funny enough that I don't care that it's fake

>>691487132
guy is having a stroke?
don't hold up traffic

>>691493932
>casually pulls out an elder scroll

>>691488760
oioioi that pains to watch

>>691488644
HOW the shit can you walk in those while still showing off your ass like that.

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>>691493941
Are escalator mimics a common problem?

>>691493811
I agree! Now that you mention it, I notice the slab benches. Thats totally montreal.

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>>691493941

Damn! Understandable though.

>>691488348
No, it's what gets filmed from a helmet cam when the helmet falls off.

>>691491805
this is superman vs batman or civil war

>>691483020
How did they do that shot

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lets mess with this nigress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPpk90PMhT8 fat ghetto bitch stream come in

>>691486357
Intestinal parasites. You wouldn't believe how many people have them and don't know it until they can't take a shit anymore.

>>691488680

That jump of the guy holding the can gets me every fucking time.

>>691480591
test

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>>691492973
its a joke video you fucking tightass its not meant to be real

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>>691494047

>guy is having a stroke?

Stroke? That guy is drunk as fuck.

>>691493421
Is this nigga a GTA cop? FFS

>>691494268
did he die?

>>691488644
THAT ASS

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Look the guy up on facebook and troll him for being a sucker punching redneck bitch.

>>691488306
Is that normal deer defense mechanism? To like go for a choke?

>>691485162
different video

>>691489509
what the fuck was that at the end

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>>691494342
Lol damn. I guarantee of you call her a nigger she will lose her mind. She is reading the comments and answering. Now is our time boys.

>>691493522
eveytime i see this i think of the song northern man by homeshake

>>691488680
He did a perfect flip.
He leaned forward to that point the flipped.
And his face ended up in the same place it was when the flip started....

Not sure why he thought starting a flip while his upper body was horizontal, but who cares.
I got my laughs either way.

>>691493269
Very accurate (From the north)

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>>691483725
>But then is really embarrassed
Yes because being a person who is at such a place doing such a thing really leaves a huge amount of room for dignity from which you can fell embarrassment.

>>691494631
that what the fucker gets for wearing his boots like that.

>>691493941
i don't get it

>>691490995
This was made as a joke by tek syndicate.

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>>691493941
This is because of this

>>691494081
that last punch was fucking awesome

>>691490995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hNgFNH7zhQ

>>691494997
see
>>691495070

>>691494872
The fuck you think would happen? retard shitskin

>>691492131
Atomic bomb you stupid nigger. Jesus fuck. You either live under a rock or underage b&

>>691494335
They filmed her running and then had her reach towards the camera at the end. They then separately filmed the pill cabinet with green screen where the mirror would be and had a hand reach towards it to open it. They then inserted the first shot in the green screen.

>>691490787
wat dis

>>691488019
I would like to know the whole story behind this..

>>691493522
this is actually really cool

>>691495070
you can see the steps grind a to halt a they mangles her body

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>>691495070
>fly you fools

>>691493522
Looks better than my bedroom

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>>691495158
you

>>691495070
THERES A GODDAMN EMERGENCY STOP BUTTON!! ITS ALWAYS BETWEEN THE TWO ESCALATORS

>>691493269
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awesome

>>691494872
>pick a fight with the kid with a bat
>retard/10
>top kek

>>691493722
Thats all photoshop, even the hot ladies

i would know, ive seen some pixels in my lifetime

>>691485162
When I went to Costa Rica I was told that thing was the most delicious thing in the world. It wasn't.

>>691494415
i think the fat american cop got confused by the bikers tinted visor and thought hes a nigger.
the american cops primal instics kicked in and told him to slay the nigger

>>691487132
As funny as that is. I feel bad for the old man, he obviously can't get up easily and has issues standing normally. Or at least i think so. I don't like the ending where the driver just goes away with the guy (allegedly unconscious) lying on the floor. Not cool that part.