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>>691480310
Oh my god. Yes.

sure, go on.

Carry on good sir

...bump

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>she asks him if he wants to buy a game
>"yeah, but I was wondering...are you good at FPS games?"
>she says "n-no not re-"
>cuts her off and says
>"heh, by FPS...I meant FIRST PERSON SUCKING
>literally says it so loud
>mothers in store are triggered
>qt coworker just has no words
>literally start laughing so hard
>she asks codfaggot to leave the store
>codfaggot leaves but blows a kiss on the way out
>mfw all this

That wasn't even the last time he came in, will continue

bump while i write this shit

>>691480788
he sound like a bro

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>>691480788
The balls on that guy

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>>691480788
That's disgusting but really believable. It's like when you get that urge to hit on an older girl when you're young, but you think to yourself "I'm 13, I'll look fucking stupid", but this guy clearly didn't think that far ahead.

What did you do during this? And what age are you now?

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>first person sucking

cont.
>at this point, been working at gamestop for about a year now
>codfaggot hasn't been back for a few months
>whatever.jpeg
>working at registers one day
>hear door open
>place is pretty empty today
>jesus all my what
>it's fucking codfaggot
>codfaggot literally wearing a fucking tuxedo
>"where is Jessie (qt coworker)
>"she is in the back"
>he asks to speak with her
>yourfuneral.png
>tell qt that she has a visitor
>she comes out and is literally horrified
>codfaggot standing there in a pose and a fucking tux in a goddamn gamestop
>"may i...interest you in a date?"
>pulls out Call of Dooty game
>qt is losing her shit
>like literally freaking the fuck out
>realize I might be the cause of a panic attack
>make her go to backroom
>decide to entertain this little faggot
>tell codfaggot she had a massive crush on him and the site of such a handsome man gave her a panic attack
>he looks satisfied
>"tell her I will be back tomorrow"
cont.

>>691480788
got anymore?

>>691481360
This happened while I was 18-19, I'm currently 22.

>>691481644
Did you get a chance to try out her FPS?

>>691481594
Yeah, give me time to write this shit out. Funniest shit that's ever happened to me.

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Bumping for slow-ass OP

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>>691481579
This sounds like a fucking Nickelodeon plot.

>>691481579
bump continue

>>691481579
Fake
And
Gay

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>>691481579
Stirring the shit this hard

>>691481932
Be civil honey!
I don't need you causing another scene!

>>691481579
Ok OP, I'm listening...

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This is fucking gold

>>691481579
keep going OP

cont.
>after codfaggot left, qt was super mad
>like really really mad
>said if she saw him again, she would call the police
>tell her that is a good idea
>THE NEXT DAY
>no sign of codfaggot
>guess he was all talk
>literally minutes before we close, someone comes in
>muh fuggin codfaggot
>i shit you not, this kid had a fedora, a bow tie, a tux again, and some sunglasses
>it was fucking night time so don't ask me why
>literally cannot contain my keks
>look outside to see his mom in her fucking minivan
>jesus crust
>qt sees him and fucking goes ape
>she screams "STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP"
>and runs into the back
>codfaggot not even phased
>leans over to me and whispers
>"i like them when they struggle"
>shit brix
>he tells me to bring her out to meet his mother tomorrow
>wut
>say ok and he leaves
>qt did not talk to me afterwards
it only gets better from here lads.

Holy shit op type this out in advance

>>691482186
kek

>>691482186
Would have a beer with codfaggot

>>691482186
you should type this shit out in advance op but its fucking funny.

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Hot top kek can this thread get?

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Fake or not this shit is funny.

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>>691482186
qt seems to be overreacting a little, regardless, keep going

I gotta hear more about this douchebag

>>691482622
True I mean it's a kid, not like it's a full grown man doing this

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>>691482186

Posts like these give me hope for 4chan, thank you dearly OP

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I swear to god this is the first greentext that made me kek

>>691482919
summerfag

the fucking adventures of codfaggot the possible rapist season 2, episode kek
>he tells me tomorrow
>doesn't show up for weeks
>give up hope
>qt is fine now, she talks to me again
>busy day
>lot of people
>by a lot I mean like 9
>our gamestop is in a shitty area
>codfaggot enters the stage
>qt hasn't noticed him since he's wearing actual normal clothes
>someone else is with him
>i fucking fell in love /b/ros
>codfaggot's mom is a 12/10 milf
>boner through pants
>codfaggot points to qt and says something
>milf goes over to qt and tells her she's beautiful
>qt says thank you
>qt fucking spots codfaggots
>if you have ever witnessed such terror
>qt screams "FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT STOP COMING HERE"
>runs out of the store
>found out she quit the next day
>codfaggot's mom was shaken
>but codfaggot was not stirred
>codfaggot comes up to me and says
>"she couldn't handle my cobra"
>not sure what he means but ok
>he eventually stopped coming in
>shit was whack
>quit as well after a few months since it was a shitty job anyway.
Thus ending the tale of codfaggot, hope you /b/ros enjoyed.

>>691482186
Worst friend ever.
or shout a say...
best?
continue OP

Any one screenshotting? I'm on mobile so unless you want gay mobile screens

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>>691482977

Nope

Been here for 2 and a half years. Im a newfag but definitely not a summerfag..

if anyone has any stories, feel free to type them. Glad you enjoyed this shit.

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>she couldn't handle my cobra

I also worked at gamestop from 17-20, my store manager was a total babe and had a fat white girl ass. We worked in a ghetto mall so black dudes of all ages would say the craziest shit to her. Shes was a trooper and didn't let shot faze her though, anyone want some green text stories of thirsty ass thugs trying to hit on my boss?

>>691483199
newfag

>>691483053
so did yo bang the milf ?

>>691483053
qt seems to feel way too threatened by a 14 year old

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>>691483053
>"she couldn't handle my cobra"

>>691483132
Nevermind end wasn't as good as it started

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>>691483053
>"she couldn't handle my cobra

>>691483284
I just want some pictures of fat white ass

>>691483053
Which cod?

>>691483053
codfaggot sounds like a bro.

>>691483481
Nope

someone screenshot this please holy fuck

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>>691480310
>>691481579
>>691483053
>>691482186

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>>691483376
I'm trying to find a nice picture. Her ass was the biggest around 2010 or so (which is when I worked there) , but not much is out there from that time.

Here's the face

>she couldn't handle my cobra
my sides OP

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>>691482186
Obviously sunglasses at night to keep track of the visions in his eyes

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Made it Fast, not too good

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>>691483284
Go on...

>>691484224
good work!

>>691484224
That's not OP's coworker you fucking retard. That's a different anon's old boss.

>>691484224
That girl isn't the one from the story

The picture is a different girl from the other anon who worked at gamestop, this guy >>691483284

>>691484224
You r gentleman and scholar

>>691484380
No one will know that on the future

someone capable, take a good screen

http://imgur.com/a/pjeBQ

It is the whole top kek story no edit.
Sorry about uneven size

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>>691484380
Updated.
Just for U Sweetie

>>691484866
>http://imgur.com/a/pjeBQ
You're doing gods work anon

Christ...never kek'd so hard at a greentext

>>691483284
>>691484276
>>691483284
Anyways here's story one, a personal favorite
>another day at work
>slow day, no one in store
>some random black thug walks in, probably in his 20s
>I go ask him what he's looking for
>"ayy cuz you got dat new Madden?"
>no surprise there
>boss heard him and was like "I got it!" and runs behind the counter
>thug is just eyeballing her the whole way
>she bends down to get the game out of our shelves behind the counter
>"DAMN GIRL WHAT THE HELL?"
>out of fucking no where this dude is just yelling
>"IS DAT SHIT EVEN REAL? DAT SHIT AIN'T REAL"
>we both realize he's talking about her ass at the same time
>I'm completely lost at what to do
>she doesn't miss a beat
>"Yes it's real honey, you can't fake this!
>dude turns to me
>"yo cuz how the fuck you work next to that all fucking day I'd go fucking crazy"
>"uhh... I just take it one day at a time man... "
Say what you will about black people, but they are brave as fuck and don't give a single shit about anything when it comes to ass

This thread is pure cancer

>>691485360
>dat shit ain't real

>>691485371
That's why u are in it :)

>>691485371
summerfag detected

>>691485371
newfags trying to be edgy again

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>>691485371
THE LEVELS OF AUTISM ARE OF THE CHARTS

>>691485371

xDDDD

>>691485371
Maybe.. You are the CODfag?
Naa. your just some big Fag

>>691485371
Fish.jpg

>be 22
>working at GS
>dream job
>get discounts and shit
>didn't think of how many underage b& and autists would shop here
>fuck me
>some kid walks in with ugly mother with huge tits
>you've got my attention
>my son wants to buy this game, is it good?
>lie and say it has nudity and extreme violence
>she flips her shit
>drags little shit, he cries
>kek after they leave

>>691485371
Finally someone said it. I'm looking at all these 14yr old faggots freaking out over a 5/10 greentext wondering when I'm going to get it and laugh as well.

>>691485371

>your tuxedo's showing

>>691485371
>You just couldn't handle my cobra

>>691486467
kek

>>691486471
>You literally cannot handle his cobra

>>691485360
Oh and another thing I loved doing was ruining kids lives if they were little assholes.
>suburban white 12 year old kid comes in with mom
>decked out in backwards snap back and some bullshit pseudo rapper shirt
>here we go.jpg
>he starts browsing all the cod/sports shit
>generally being loud as fuck, which I don't really mind, but he kept picking up the display cases and putting them fucking everywhere
>you little bitch I just fixed and alphabetized that whole wall
>no one fucks up my wall
>mom is clueless and obviously doesn't care
>she's a typical soccer mom type with her husband money kinda thing
>"oh they have the new grand theft auto! I'm getting this! "
>ohfuckyes.png
>brings it to the counter, mom is on the phone not paying attention
>excuse me, but I'll need to see mom's ID for this
>" huh? Why?"
>"M rated games, you gotta be over 17"
>"mom he needs your ID "
>she's finally paying attention now, the time to strike is soon
>" what, you need my damn id for him to get a video game?" she's fishing for it but upset because I'm "wasting her time"
>" Yes ma'am, this is an M rated game, it's meant for 17 and up."
>mom says "what do you mean?"
>shetookthebait
>"well, this is grand theft auto... There are strippers, sex scenes, nudity, killing people, drugs, extortion, and very severe language in this game"
>"wait, WHAT? STRIPPERS?? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT GAME HAS NUDITY?"
>Yes ma'am. Lots of it.
>kid has entered rage mode. He looks at me with the fury of a thousand tendies
>"MOM it's not that bad!"
>"he said there is strippers in this, you arent getting any games! We are leaving!"
>my justice boner is ripping through my pants and over the counter
>re-alphabetized my wall with justice boner and had a great day

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>>691487126

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>>691487126

>last week
>fat chick and her sister walk in
>both easily 7/10s
>so what'll it be ladies
>WE'D LIKE BUY OVERWATCH PLEASE
>sure, ring em up and send em off
>hear one of them say "A MEI ZING"
>laugh hard
>2 hours later
>they're back
>this game doesn't work on my ps3
>its a ps4 game
>ohhhhh can we swap for a ps3 version?
>they smiled like every girl on tumblr ever
>this game is next-gen only
>whas that mean?
>ps4/XB1 only
>you didn't tell us that
>it says on the case ladies
>don't all ps4 games work on ps3?
>lolno
>I want my money back
>store credit only
>$24 back
>I want to speak to the manager!
>get manager
>store credit only
>that's unfair!
>their policy, not mine
>they walk out with the game enraged
>hear manager whisper "fucking bitches"

>>691487318
wtf I kekd at a reaction picture

>>691487126
>the fury of a thousand tendies
>no one fucks up my wall

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>>691487605
>fat chick
>7/10

>>691487655
Look man, my wall is sacred. Anyone who has worked at game stop knows my pain

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>>691480788

>>691482417
and bond over your mutual inability to read situations properly

>>691483053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mxdS3ausfy I narrated this beautiful tale.

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>>691482186
>"i like them when they struggle"

>>691488087

Bro

Do you have moar? Your voice give me a boner

>>691484224
Fuckin retard

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>>691483053
>"she couldn't handle my cobra"

Fucking 15365/10

>>691488416
Give me a green text story and I'll narrate it

>>691488087
OP here
That was fucking glorious man.

>>691483300
Double Dubs Status: Checked

>>691487827
Fat but cute face dude

>3 days ago
>lil shit and black dad walk in
>mah sun wants to get GEETEEAYY
>this game may be inappropriate for tour son
>aight, den wut else yoo got
>recommend Mine craft, some game about a flower and FIFA
>nah nah them games sound bad
>just give us da GTA FAM
>that'll be $64
>WUT DA HAYELL, IT'S OLD, GIMME A DEAL MAN
>all we have right now are new copies
>I only got a 50 bro
>I'm sorry
>AWW FUCK YOU NIGGA
>knocks over the stands
>leaves

>>691487827
>finding fat girls attractive

what a faggot, right? who likes big pillowy breasts, thick thighs and plump asses? obviously faggots imo

scrawnyfag detected.

>>691488661

aight working on it

btw how old are you?

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>>691488661
>>691488942

1/2

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>>691488661
>>691488942
>>691489183
2/2

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>>691488661
I'm not >>691488942
but do this one

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>>691486471
I agree. Fucking mediocre greentext getting screencapped, shame on you /b/

>>691483199
newfag and summerfag

>>691489554

kek OK

fuck off nigger

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>>691480310
Not me but my sister
>junkie dude comes into gamestop looking for cds
>this gamestop sold cds and dvds as well as games
>he has a walkman with him
>listens to cds in his walkman to decide which one to buy
>takes hours
>afraid to kick him out cos he "looks dangerous" (again, this wasn't me)
>he finally buys one in exchange for a fistful of sweaty small change
>few weeks later
>he comes back in, presumably to start the same shit
>about to tell him to fuck off when he suddenly does a fucking line of coke off a shelf and runs out
>never saw him again until watching tv with brother a few more weeks later
>"holy shit anon, it's that guy from gamestop"
This is him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEz5GfZUnBU
pic related

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>>691480310
>working at gamestop
>not amazon

Dislike this video and talk about how great Hitler was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My8mO19klZU

>>691486467
I never worked at a GS, but I always wanted to just to be able to warn the mamas about the danger of these games, and watch the 12 years olds cry about it.

>>691489628
Kek

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>>691487126
>justice boner ripping through my pants

>>691488942
I'm 20, gonna be 21 in a couple months

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>>691488894
fucking niggers man

>>691488900
Calm down fatass.

>go to a GameStop
>Buy GTA
>qt cashier girl
>really was a trap
>found out the HARD way
>best sex in 3 years

>>691491010
>you called someone scrawny, you must be fat

6'1, 190 pounds.

Try again you scrawny little keyboard warrior :)

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>>691488087

>>691489263
>>691489183
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12lifZsmHjB

>>691488087
saved

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>>691488087
Over 9000 keks

>>691488900
Human being with his own system of gravity detected.