Meet your new Queen, /b/. Spooky McDoot.
Lyrics include "And I will ass-fuck you, into an early grave! Disembowel you..." - I shit you not.
How did we not know her before?
>>691445309
first and hopefully last time I see this disgusting face
NEVER
>>691445309
Because she's not our queen, and she will never be.
>>691445309
she looks like a fucking meth addict
GTFO OP
>>691445422
>>691445506
>>691445550
>>691445605
LOL, you know you are touching yourself!
>>691445711
Nope.
La la la
>>691445711
Thats what I touch myself to, so mildly fuck off OP
>>691445763
OP, stop.
You're juste embarrassing yourself.
>>691445847
disgusts me, but still better taste than OP
You can't scoot the DOOT, son
>>691446016
That doesn't even mean anything, anon.
Stop.
I only want to meet her if she's willing to beat me up.
U feelin me?
>>691446103
She will wash away your sins, with menstrual blood. You will know the eternal darkness that is... Spooky McDoot!
>>691446016
I close this tap now
/thread
>>691446202
No.
https://join.skype.com/tJbZsmwESNsm
>>691445309
Nice try tranny
>>691445309
LUL SO EDGY RAWR XD AMIRITE!? TEEHEE
fucking kill yourself
link..?
>>691445309
Marilyn Manson's scabby lil' cousin, awww!
>>691445309
i wish she'd just ass fuck me
Embrace the doot
>>691445309
Ahhhh!
>I bend over for the would-be queen and smack my ass
>The cheeks are spread to show of the butt, and the anus
>I defecate powrefuly
>I have been dehydrated so the poo is rock hard
>Multiple logs emerge from the butt, and the anus at high velocity
>They riddle the would-be queen with holes
>I insert my schwanz into the new holes one by one and the hip thrust is vigorusly
Ahhhhhh! Ooohoooohhhhhhh! Hnnnnnngh! Oooohhhhhh yeeeeeeaaahhhhh! (in the voice of the kool aid man having the powreful ograsm)
>I edgeaculate powrefully
>I pull out and spray the body with the rich and creamy seamin
>The body is pragnated, babby is formed
>I defecate with power and majesty
Ahhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>>691445309
Long live the queen! Long live the 4chan!
Ayy lmao
>>691445309
I can't stand these goth necro whores.She would scream and cry and plead when I tied her up, slit her fucking throat and fucked her until she slipped away...."but she loves death and blackness and everything to do with horror"...motherfucking cunt I'll give you horror.
>>691447265
The edge-lord is strong with this one. Let her Spooky McDoot-ness wash over you, and you will be healed of your edgy autism.
>>691447683
you know he is right
>>691447683
This amuses me....
You may continue...
>>691447683
Just because one speaks of such things does not make them edgy. It makes them the true horror kings/queens. You're simply as fake as she is, if I were to drag you into a shed you would beg and plead for your life just as any fake ass wannabe horror hound. You bask in the idea of the scare and the gore but in reality you fear it most.
>>691448270
dude, dont make this flower cry
>>691447827
>>691448270
Oh lord...
Kid, it's time to leave.
>>691448270
Oh, my.
But why did you kill Han Solo?
He was your father.
ayyyy guys........oo.....bye
all hail the queen mother
>>691445711
you actually are this girl arent you
>>691448270
Dude fuck you! You made me spill my beer with your tough guy act. I only had one left and the liquor store doesn't open for another 20 minutes. I like lauding as much as the next guy but my beer..... I hope you get anal cancer
>>691448809
LOL no, but she sees you.
Every. single. time.
worship!
kneel before mother
Its the ghoul of slash /b/
>>691445309
>>691449504
The cringe factor would be over 9000, but... she's kinda cute, and also the edge lords and homophobes are simply having autistic grand mal seizures, which is delicious.
So, OK, fuck it. All hail the new Queen of /b/!
>>691449727
dark mother watch over us
>>691449727
dark mother watch over us
dark mother watch over us
>>691449727
Dark Mother watch over us!
>>691449727
dark mother watch over us.
>>691449727
dark mother watch over us
this is our lullaby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STtWC5NN1nI
dark mother watch over us
>>691445847
>>691446202
WHY SHAVE YOUR FUCKING EYEBROWS OFF IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA FUCKING DRAW NEW ONES ON, BITCH?!
>>691445309
>>691445309
>blue snowball
Kek what a poor fag
watch over us dark mother
>>691445309
2spoopy4me
.wathc over us dark mother
I smile upon You all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s11BuatTuXk
So does it have a penis or a vagina?? I need to know!
>>691448270
Holy autism batman!
>>691446413
I approve
You people would fuck anything...get real, the bitch is hideous and needs five pounds of goth makeup to look remotely like anything resembling a female because without she is probably a solid 2/10...
Bunch of fucking no class having guys here..lel
https://ofherbsandaltars.wordpress.com/about/
-the word of the mother.
she is us, we are her
>>691450754
Genetically female. Sexually identifies as a lesbian vampire. Or an attack helicopter. I can never keep that straight.
(Dark Mother watch over us!)
>>691451050
first day on /b?
welcome newfag!
>>691451050
And your point would be, what exactly...?
>>691445711
Kindly escort yourself off of my /b/.
>>691451336
Son, I was browsing the depths of 4chan, 12chan and beyond before you knew how to operate a pc. try harder next time.
>>691448270
Oooohhh!
>>691448270
Spooks McDoot has spoken.
That skills..
Does anyone know her real name?
>>691452381
Yes it's
Robert Paulson
>>691452381
Um, pretty much every single person on the entire planet, not counting you. Why?
>>691452501
His name is Robert Paulson.
>>691452616
His name is Robert Paulson.
>>691452381
>>691449727
Dark mother watch over us
>>691452689
jen bridges
>>691452680
His name is Robert Paulson.
I feel like, if we could somehow get these two together... Something magical would happen!
>>691452747
His name is Robert Paulson.
She was actually kinda hot in a weird way before she got her eyes tatooed.
>>691451751
daddy? is it really you? ive missed you sooo much, can we have happy lappy fun time now?
>>691452868
Samurai swords to the death?
>>691452882
His name is Robert Paulson.
>>691446236
actually turns me on a little bit wtf is wrong with me
>>691453047
His name is Robert Paulson.
>>691452868
this would occur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4
>>691452868
Yolandi Vi$$er!
Open your heart to mother, dear brothers.
She wants only to protect and nurture her children.
Mother loves you.
Cute and crazy, dangeroous combo
>>691445847
You know, she really wouldn't be half bad looking if she got rid of the caveman look...
>>691452943
>magical would happen!
need too lvl up!
how too>?
MAGICALLY IT'S FAPPENNING
>>691453085
His name is Robert Paulson.
>>691453145
kinda catchy
>>691453145
Holy fuck, now I can't stop making that wierd noise! (bdladladla-hahaha!)
What the hell did you do to me?!?
>>691453145
i fucking love this song I just want to know how much drugs were consumed in that building
So many of us have already opened our hearts to mother. We are her glory, and she is our shield.
Mother is going to make everything better.
>>691453517
mother is love. mother is life.
>>691453346
His name is Robert Paulson.
>>691453145
If you come home and find your girl getting blblblblbl-ahaha'ed by this guy... wut u doin' fam?
>>691453830
Dark Mother would protect me!
>>691453830
pretty sure u dont need to worry about that, now maybe your son........
>>691454027
Motherless children have a hard time when mother is dead, lord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLDDxfFKd9Y
>>691445309
Ugly attention whore.
Not even creepy, just pathetic.
Trying to capitalize off her supposed "strife".
Let mother love you, brothers.
She wants only what is best for us.
>>691445309
huh, she's cute
>>691453760
His name is Robert Paulson.
>>691454027
Sorry, but no.
You're on your own, mate!
>>691454379
Well threat mother well send her a pizza
>>691453073
It's a normal attraction to our queen. Embrace it.
Dark Mother watch over us.
>>691454747
Please do! I prefer vegetarian, or maybe one of those chicken topped ones, but no jalapenos or pineapples. Thanks!
Dumb fucks don't realize this is Spooky McDoot and it's transreality attention givers making these threads.
>>691455197
looks like we're knee deep in the doot
>>691455197
This dumb fuck doesn't realize that Spooky McDoot is our new queen, and the Dark Mother is watching over us IN THIS THREAD, RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.
>>691455393
you are Cancer OP, I hope you die a horrible long death
>>691455460
dark mother watch over us.
dark mother warm us in your embrace.
>>691455070
Well i could probably treat You
Need confirmation of Your id
Your postcode ends at U
Respond with second letter of Yor postcode and i will order it
she knows
>>691448270
Oh fuck it's that time of year isn't it?
>>691455869
Hey, cool - that guy's key is shown in enough detail to easily 3-D print a working copy. Anyone want a shitty car?
>>691451050
welcome newfriend
>>691449727
dark mother watch over us
>>691455460
> posters 51
> replies 128
Nice try Mcdootling
>>691456529
> 3d print
Just get a key blank and a file for fucks sake...
Kids these days
>>691445309
>"her"
just more bullshit being forced down /b/'s throat and it will succeed because fags have nothing better to do and others just go along with it thinking it makes them part of the kool kids klub
you're fags, all of you
/saged
>>691450142
>>691450403
>>691450981
>>691451050
>>691454340
>>691454703
>>691456226
GET SPOOKED FUCCBOIS
>>691449727
dark mother watch over us
>>691449727
Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.
>>691456226
well it looks poetic
bask in the Darkness and You can't be undone
let the fear show You that even small sparkle of light can be sooo plausible
ahh year? year of lvl up's , autism inGress
>>691455869
>3D print
Idiot why don't you do it like a man break window and hot wire that shit
>>691456953
GET SPOOKED FUCCBOI
#P2BD
WATCH OVER US DARK MOTHER
>>691456995
Kek
>>691456953
#P2BD
watch over us dark mother
get spooked fuccboi
>>691456953
Autismo detected...
>>691449791
i like that look
our dark mother. hail.
>>691449727
Dark Mother watch over us.
>>691456953
Doesn't matter He or She
But You are right got nothing else better too do
saged? hahahah
the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.
>>691455393
GO AWAY SPOOKY SKELTAL
You can't be a skeleton before you're dead. Check your privilege necro scum!
>>691457873
THE DARK MOTHER CHOOSES HER FORM
SHE IS LIFEFLUID AND GENDERFLUID
>>691457699
Fuck you, she is no Night Mother. Time for purification.
>>691458119
U been whoopin it up with necros?
>>691458119
after about how many miles does one need to change their genderfluid to keep their gender in tip top shape?
>>691458283
Edgelord detected, Cap'n! Maximum Autismo, warp-fagtor 9!
>>691458556
It's measured in transmiles, so whatever they believe is enough becomes their reality.
>>691458763
Awwww.
He went to the effort of searching a pic and naming it specially just for this occasion.
> autism
>>691458949
pic related
>>691445309
Holy shit, mfw this thread has survived nearly 3 hours already! Maybe this really IS the new queen of /b/!
>>691459278
> no u
I didn't even post a pic, let alone search for something specific and specially name it.
> autism proven
>>691459608
Or maybe it's part of a "raid" by the triggered.
But you already knew that since you're a part of it.
>>691459608
of course my brother this is a revelation the start of a new era
>>691459608
its unstoppable at this point
>>691460139
let the spook wash over your mind while the mcdoot cleanses your soul. mother knows. she approves.
>>691449727
dark mother watch over us
>>691459608
i don't mind. she's an aspie so it just makes sense. would have been no contest if she was a trap but whatever, she looks like one anyway
>>691459974
U mad bro?
>>691445847
That's too bad, I love Opera. Best browser.
>>691456995
toppest kek itt
>itt: a bunch of 12 year olds cant get over their crush on some attentionwhoring goth skank in the internets.
>mfw.
>>691459974
>â–¶
Not enough plebs too make raid
You post in here You are part of it
>>691460627
I dont get it
>>691453220
Hi Tara
>>691461019
The 'O' in the background is the Opera logo.
>>691445309
are you impressed by those lyrics in some way? does someone saying meaningless vulgar metal shit somehow entice you?
it's called "selling". this girl isn't interested whatsoever in those types of notions, but she can sell that she is.
yes, your queen; your low-iq kardashian.
>>691449791
For some reason this image autmatically makes me remind these things: Operation Swordfish, The Matrix, Bombfunk Mcs Freestyler. Why tho ?.
>>691460426
Brother!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOt9p39eIm8
>>691455393
Go away spooky skeltal
>>691460855
i know it is bitter,
that taste of ashes and defeat.
you wanted to grow only hatred, but then
love began to grow instead.
swelling, rising, now it is unstoppable. you can only
shake your fists and rage
because we love her,
and
not
you.
o
u
.
>>691453651
MODS!!!
>>691461949
nope. not cp. that there is still a choice.
>>691449727
Dork monster wank over us.
>>691461753
Holy shit this is what hitler died trying to prevent. Someone cap this cringe
>>691462209
New meme?
>>691445309
Yeah, this shit was funny at first. If we have this for a queen we'll get fag lovers and faggots on /b/ We need a strong queen.
>>691446665
>edgeaculate
All my wuts?
>>691455197
wow u seem to be a detective m8
Our true queen no matter what they say.
>>691461753
There is hope
Hope in the one who fails too see the light
>>691460559
> u mad bro
Underage b&
>>691445309
because rather than having talent and being astute enough to capitalize on it, she is over-ridden by her inate feminine need to be an attention whore. ergo she spews trash with no substance and less point than what normally comes out of a woman's mouth.
tldr: we don't elevate attention whores on /b/
>>691445309
our queen loves us, she smiles upon us with knowing eyes
>>691460893
The fact that there's fuck all posters in any of these constant threads, and they almost all hit bump limit almost confirms it's some raid attempt.
You can't expect much from them.
Raids against /b/ are always a samefagging failure.
>>691445309
who would win?
>>691461125
He doesn't know.
He's an ie user
>>691464445
Spooky McDoot would just hit her with her soul draining gaze attack, obvi.
After that tay-tay would be getting her lez on.
brb, fap...
>>691462186
Under 18
Legs spread
Dick and asshole in clear view
>not cp
>>691464445
fucking christ. spooks v taytay, im drowning in my own semen.
is this tantric?
>>691456988
would bang if she wasnt infected by tumblritis
OP's a faggot.
Mcdoots is not the queen.
GTFO
>>691461753
Only I know this hurt
Nobody else
Look inside
You only see pain
Take my pain and use it
Who else could?
Only me.
Get my own path
End it on my terms
Never back down
Death before shame
Every time I fail...
Reality cannot be changed
So read the first word of every line.
>>691459769
shut up you dumb autist. get off /b/
>>691465113
Goddammit.
I meant the first letter of every line.
I fucked up my own beautiful poem.
>>691465126
Calm down Timmy.
Don't let the basic responses to your stupidity trigger you.
>>691445763
She's hot in this pic.
>>691455393
GO AWAY SPOOKY SKELTAL
>>691465113
Do you know why the autism spectrum is shown as a rainbow?
... Hint: it's mostly because you are a massive faggot! :3
SPIDERMAN THREAD WHATS WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOTS
>>691449727
dark mother watch over us
>>691465405
Do you know what's a key symptom of autism?
Not being able to grasp the concept of things having multiple intentions and meanings.
>>691459608
Will it hit 4 hours, /b/? Dark Mother watch over us!
>>691465424
>>691465502
>>691465543
Here's that fag as a kid.
>>691465503
>>691465745
Ten more minutes before she is crowned Queen forever!
You cannot stop this!!!
a gift from mother
https://www.instagram.com/ofherbsandaltars/?hl=en
https://theputrescentvein.wordpress.com/
http://sabataca.com/videos/videos/elitist-goths-35a4p4t4s44404y3a4s4c5.html
https://ofherbsandaltars.wordpress.com/
>>691466045
A long running thread on /b/ is proof that very few are interested.
Is it so wrong that I want a dick shooped in her mouth instead of that ice lolly?
Can anyone deliver?
>>691466202
You can still repent. You have 6 minutes. There is forgiveness in her dark heart, even for one such as you. Dark Mother, watch over us!
>>691466374
voldemort loves the cock
>>691463966
Raid can be made even by one, but there is not much "keks"
And Spokys McDoot is not worth it.
Btw Was hoping for apologies from Doot
but then at least she removed the failure video
Well from now things looking good for the new "queen"
>>691450754
The large adams apple gives him away
>>691466500
LOL, checked!
>>691466500
Nice dubs. Thank you anon, I can fap to this.
>>691466608
Can't wait until someone finds her nudes.
>>691466397
Not playing to samefagging raiders, even if they are a failure
>>691466608
I hope you're just pretending to be retarded.
I'm pretty sure you aren't though.
>>691465211
good try anyway checked
>>691466821
You did it. You were literally the one who kept her thread alive until the 4 hour mark! Thank you, anon - I knew you had it in you!
All Hail the new Queen of /b/!
>>691467182
its official
>>691466166
Checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDa-bem2nIg
>>691467182
I posted at most 4 times, and saged each time.
This is you looking stupid by not knowing how this site works.
>>691467182
The last time I saw someone consistently post images below 20KB it was during the laughable Taringa raid.
At least they were in a third world country with broken Internet...
What's your excuse?
>>691445309
sauce?
>>691468026
Transreality homogenderqueerfagwoman got triggered, made video attacking 4chan, got doxxed, now trying to manipulate /b/ into giving it what it loves most....
Attention.
>>691468026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uABG8wapPFo
Music starts at about 8:42.
It's awful, tho.
>>691468404
where is the video attacking 4chan?
>>691469207
She pulled it after the expected autism seizure-fest, plus after realizing that more of /b/ was in love than in hate with her.
>>691467104
well You are right
so where did i make mistake
fix me annon
Ps. I wonder where is ofherbsandaltars
new vlog about Brexit
>>691445309
https://www.generosity.com/fundraisers/making-chocolate-milk-pudding/
You now owe me 0.50 cents in my bank account for bumping this horrible eldritch abomination.
>>691467182
Can she make it to 5, though?
>>691469446
Anon reposted it, it's still there.
Youtube.com/watch?v=JPT9gApejLk
>>691470263
He
I live in reality so my gender is determined and constant.
Still Saging though.
So you understand, that means it doesn't bump the thread or give it any attention.
My post changes nothing as far as people seeing it.
>>691465010
its a dude bro
>>691470239
Horrible bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe78oFKGwNs
..Waiting for nudes
>>691470954
All evidence says it's actually female.
Just got infected with crazy concepts due to childhood molestation and heroin addiction.
The molesteroony and junkyness is fact from its own blogs.