YLYL - LOST EDITION
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YLYL - LOST EDITION
That's just racist, not funny
>>691423439
racist is funny
>>691423439
This is 4chan, not Tumblr
>>691423881
lol
>>691423901
>2016
>lol
>MOTHERFUCKIN' LOL
>you didn't lol you zozzl'd you faggot
>>691423439
hopefully b8 , otherwise back2tumblr retard
>>691423881
Jolly
>>691424037
sorry i don't speak tumblr
Roll for dubs as well
>>691423439
fucking summerfag
>>691423881
sad
>>691424475
reroll
>>691424298
Lost.
Saved.
>>691423881
Shit
>>691423881
reported for spam
>>691423881
jew
>>691423881
Cancer
>>691423881
Kys
>>691423881
...
>>691423881
nope
>>691424298
>>691424692
same, oh lordy
>>691423439
Muslim ain't a race you fucking sjw faggot
>>691424831
Jesus
>>691424551
>>691424551
Gunslinger Dante
>>691423881
I wanna be cooked to a meaty crisp
>>691423439
What kind of kike trick is this?
>>691423881
WHY
>>691423881
>>691424128
At least make immunity cat larger, jesus fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RADT9rCTVPQ
>>691423881
Fuck
>>691423881
pls no
>>691424469
sensible chuckle
>>691423881
sadboys for lyfe
smoke dat kush lil boi
>>691423881
heres your (you)
>>691427777
Check it out
if you are muslim then fuck the way you all think of women and gays.
>>691428063
I get it!
>>691428211
pretty racist against orange people bruh
>>691427415
FUCK U
>>691428338
https://youtu.be/nuPLRqn5Be4
>>691428420
>Penis flavored
kek
>691423881
no you for you faggot
>>691423881
I knew someone would post this crap when I clicked the damn thread, hehe nice mem /b/
>>691423881
Should i not?
>>691428584
https://youtu.be/nuPLRqn5Be4
0.0
>>691424191
It is i
>>691423881
/b/ has literally gone down the shitter
>>691428090
Lost. So who took that picture?
>>691423881
Fuck you nigger.
>>691423881
bitches come n go bruh
>>691428650
Keep posting
Mmm yea
>>691423439
we will kill you like we ll kill islamists bloody traitor
>>691424128
lost
>>691423881
>>691423881
tgyhijioijio
>>691428842
Lost.
>>691423881
well fuck my ass and call me ian
>>691429182
we need to free those women from these abusive fucks and teach them happiness not to be fucking covered slaves. Fuck ISLAM and people like you...fuckin traitor.
>>691423881
O no
>>691423881
pls no
>>691424469
kek
>>691423881
Shii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTWGaM1ZQMs
>>691423881
Fuck off nigger, I summon Immunity Cat
>>691423881
Media Fuck
>>691423881
ok dont want that
>>691424658
to think that I contemplated doing this when i was a kid
>>691429616
KEK
>>691423881
see you there hg
>>691423881
Lol
>>691423881
Nice try, ass-cancer, but I have a pupper...
>>691429786
PARTY HARD
>>691423199
What is the joke here? That goats have more opinions than women? That goats can be muslim? or is it just a meta joke where OP posts a jokeless picture and says he lost to it?
>>691423199
dat goat
>>691429424
hehe nice bait
>>691428149
What film/tv show is this from?
Should I keep posting shit?
Ive been dumping my /b/ folder
>>691423881
Niggers
>>691430164
I was just about to say. This is the most shit YLYL thread I've ever seen. I guess now I know who is to blame.
gtfo cancerfag.
>>691427922
What is it
On mobile, can't check
>>691430164
Yah I'll dump some Shit too
>>691430303
Your reverse psychology has worked, prepare you get dumped on kid
>>691426917
No it is a stupid fucking religion and yeah that dude may be an sjw but he was misguided. Should have said the truth...that it sounded like a dirty fucking mongrel shit who likes his women covered up and ugly.
>>691430351
The game
>>691428886
>filename
lost
>>691423881
Immunity Cat
>>691423881
Fuck you
>>691430007
CHEERS, FUK-U-PUPPER!
>>691430658
Kek
>>691423439
its not racist because islam is a religion, not a race.
>>691424469
Hahaha lost out loud. Had no idea shit like that even existed
>>691430216
Women are like that when you are better looking than them. I know its rude but one of my gfs is from SK and the other from HK. They are both in their 30s now and we have been together 6 years.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/11hFEhnpnSCgrC/200.gif
>>691430007
CHEERS, FUK-U-PUPPER!
Whats that smell? Oh, the smell of summer.
>>691423881
no pls
>>691423881
Fuck you dickhead
>>691429786
Hillary Clinton
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>>691424831
He's porking her
>>691423881
fag
>>691424831
what a lucky pig lel
>>691423881
yungleandoer
>>691427897
LOST
>>691431072
Program single handedly stopped USSR destroying us all.
>>691430495
Even in the thirties OP was a faggot
>>691427029
that file name. still havent laughed but that file name is gold.
i see 4chin isnt bringing out the big guns tonight.
>>691431072
wat the fuggg :DDD
>>691423881
wouldn't want that now would we?
>>691430351
You can still do it on mobile noob xDXd
>>691423881
I hope you fucking die
>>691431307
tastes like nostalgia
and diasppointment
>>691423881
nvciyfdutjrsehrzqw<gea<EZQTWXCFDYSCH
Honey was the best character in this thread lol
>>691428123
Lost
>>691431650
Yep it sure was,will be very helpful when I decide t build an AR.
>>691431650
Dopestep.......stay up!!
>>691423881
Fuck yourself with a cactus
>>691431072
Oh fuck...
>>691429140
The door has a fucking face in the fucking thumbnail
Me: Scotty beam me up! Scotty: Sorry no can do! Me: Nigga I have a ship ready for take off to dock inside the enterprise if you don't beam my ass up! Scotty: *beams me up*
>>691423881
immunity cat where are you
>>691428997
Probably whoever was above her on the escalator?
>>691423439
i think you mean sexist you faggot and that shit is funny too.
any woman with an opinion is a joke
>>691431650
i just love it.......wish luck bring me one!!!!
>>691423881
Son of a bitch.
What a ending! What view are you using?
>>691431650
OMG Awesome performance!!!
This is cool
>>691427606
every fucking time this one gets me.
great job ;)
>>691424191
lost
>>691430138
Homeland
Customise your message
>>691430081
this will forever be the cringiest shit
>>691426154
lost.
i dont get the joke or know the people in it, but the damn gun doesnt even have a scope.
>>691432066
Ok, I am done with my dump.
Pic is me btw
>>691423881
Kike
>>691431127
To be fair if you hitchhike in most US states the same thing will happen to you.
>>691427415
keked. Can I save it?
>>691432329
I don't think the chances are anywhere near as good.
>>691432329
we knock them out first
>>691423881
wowzer
>>691430007
CHEERS, FUK-U-PUPPER
>>691428123
This is a real Russian folk tale. It's amazing.
A soldier on his way home from the war gives his last piece of dried biscuit to an old man on the side of the road who gives him a magic sack that forces anything inside when you command it to "get in."
He uses it to capture a hundred demons that have taken over a czars castle. He beats them and releases them, taking one of their feet as a reminder to never come back.
Some years later, he's living in the palace now. And his son falls ill. So he holds the foot and calls the demon for help.
The demon shows up with a magic goblet. When filled with water, you can look through it and see the reaper standing by anyone who is sick. If the reaper is at the head, they will die. If the reaper is at the feet, they will recover.
The reaper is at his sons feet. So the demon tells him to splash some water from the glass on his son, who is instantly cured
>>691432470
I dunno, probably a bit higher in the middleast.
Probably much higher in central African countries.
>>691423881
thanks Mr skeletal
>>691427606
Everyfuckingtime
>>691423881
Yung lean is from my hometown. Södermalm in stockholm sweden!
>>691432676
The soldier trades the foot back to the demon for the glass. He uses the glass to travel around the world as a medicine man, getting paid.
Until one day the czar becomes sick and the reaper is at his head. Feeling guilty that he can't save him, he speaks to the reaper and says "take me instead."
The next the soldier is in bed, dying. The reaper comes. The soldier sees him through the glass. As he is about to take him, the soldier pulls out his magic sack from under the covers and ordered the reaper to "get in!"
With the reaper captured, he is no longer sick. He runs off and ties the sack to the highest branch of the highest tree, and then falls off. He hits the ground and gets right up. Nothing can die anymore.
Simultaneously all around the world the strangest things happened. Entire armies would fight all day long, and at night stand there confused and exhausted but completely intact.
Duels that started at dawn would go until noon when both contents just went home.
Depressed lovers would throw themselves off cliffs, down into the jagged rocks below, only to have a loooong climb home...
He soon became a HERO because no one could die anymore.
>>691424380
Nigger knows hes place. Kek.
>>691430007
CHEERS, FUK-U-PUPPER
>>691424831
MOAR
>>691423881
Kys
>>691423881
Il fagotto
>>691432676
But one day the soldier woke up and looked out his window. He saw a scraggly old man standing in the courtyard. Completely worn to a whisper, nothing but dust and bones under an overcoat.
The next day, more joined him. Then more. Then more. They all just hobbled around in his yard moaning and wailing and asking to be released. Begging for deaths release.
So the soldier went back to the sack and release the reaper and told him he was sorry for this little game, but it was time for the reaper to take him and take all these others.
But the reaper stared at him with wide eyes and ran off! The reaper wad terrified of the soldier now, and he would NEVER come for him
>>691423881
damn
>>691430935
>all stories posted here are autistic works of fiction.
>>691423881
fuck
>>691430007
Cheers fuk-u-pupper
>>691423881
Damn
>>691423881
Plz no
>>691432329
>>691431127
The artists, wearing white wedding dresses, then travelled through Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, and Bulgaria, and arrived in Turkey on 20 March 2008.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippa_Bacca
So basically she made it through the poorest European counties fine and got raped and murdered almost immediately after arriving in one of the richest Muslim countries.
>>691423881
fuck off
>>691423881
Lol k
>>691423881
Bellnin
>>691432155
She was shot two weeks ago ...
>>691423881
K mate
>>691432676
So the soldier was cursed. Death would not come for him. He watched his friends die. The czar die. His wife and son, age and die. Until eventually everyone had forgotten who he was.
Alone, and miserable, he took his sack and marched down to Hell and banged on the door, begging to be let in.
But the demons immediately recognized his sack and they would not let him in. So he made a deal. In exchange for 200 tortured souls and a map to heaven, he would leave them alone.
The demons agreed and released 200 souls with directions to heaven.
He marched with them from hell to the gates of heaven where he was stopped by an angel.
"Halt! Who goes there? "
" it is I, the soldier who saved lives and took death as his prisoner! I have come with 200 tortured souls in the hopes that God may forgive me! "
Silence
" The souls may enter, but alone.. "
The soldier moves aside to let all the souls pass. But he stops one right at the end and pulls him aside.
He hands the soul the magic sack and with a wink he whispers to him "when you get inside, call ME into the sack!"
"Remember!" he shouts "I delivered YOU from the furnace!"
But the soul never calls him into the sack. Because there is no memory in heaven. And souls forget. So after a decade of waiting an inch from heaven, he throws the map, turns around, and walks slowly back to Earth.
Where he still roams today
>>691430007
CHEERS, FUK-U-PUPPR!
>>691423881
(You)
>>691428323
Fuck you guy, our women aren't sluts who have sex with everyone like your women. And fuck gays who cares about them
>>691423881
oh no
>>691423881
Gr8 b8 m8
>>691428420
>Dr neil formee
maximum kek
>>691423881
nigger
>>691423439
Fuck off al-mualimus
>>691434057
Remember that hitching robot that crossed Canada and Europe but only lasted a few days in the US before being destroyed?
>>691423881
What the fuck
>>691428032
fuck off
this has been debunked and proven it doesn't work
>>691434197
You should kill yourself.piece a trash eh
>>691429333
trips
>>691428488
I used to dial-up from switch boxes, fucking great if you have to download and don't want to waste money.
>>691423881
hahahhahahah dont hurt me
>>691429532
that's an alligator not a crocodile
>>691434886
autism
>>691429407
Nigga get your ass to bed you have work at 7 bruh smh
>>691424298
Lost, fuck this
>>691423881
asdfsad
>>691432676
>>691433260
>>691433566
>>691434267
Dude, you're a faggot.
>>691428997
Jerry, right before he put a bullet through him.
>>691433225
kek
>>691435130
You wish he was fuckboy
>>691435044
I am high as fuk .
<< me
>>691424191
Nigga what?
>>691434576
As opposed to the science which backs up people dying if they don't respond to the post?
You should probably just die anyway, you simple cunt.
