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We are going to build a space probe for the 4Spez space program.

We have a simple probe chassis

to start dubs decide what planet it's going too
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The sun
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>>691414662
Your mother's anal cavity
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>>691414662
Earth
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>>691414662
Moon
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Hell
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>>691414662
uranus
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>>691415272
re roll
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>>691415196
This
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>>691415358
This
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>>691415499
Winrar, it's going to...Earth

next dubs decide power supply
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>>691415499
Damnit i meant>>691415358
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Semen
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>>691415636
Peacock guano (its explosive)
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>>691415636
Nigger blood
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>>691415636
A machine that creates miniature black holes in an electromagnetically controlled environment. The device absorbs the Hawking radiation that comes out of the micro black hole as it disappears in a few seconds. Process repeated over and over.
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>>691415636
A vile of liquid shit
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>>691415636
nuclear reactor
cuz im a fag
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>>691415773
Reeeeeee rolllll
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>>691415693
Cheese pizza
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>>691415636
Sjw screams
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>>691415811
Lol my nerdiness gave me dubs
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>>691415636
jew fueled oven
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>>691415636
Algae mixed with liquid shit.
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>>691415906
roll
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>>691415811
Thats impressive i wanna see that irl
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>>691415811
I've seen a video about this. It's a pretty nice idea tbh.
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>>691415636
runs on love that only comes from /b/
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>>691416055
Thanks m8. We might have this one day.
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>>691415811
is there any risk of a black hole consuming enough matter to grow and take over the planet?
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>>691415811
Winner! Hawking radiation generator it is! don't know how to visualize that so here.

next dubs decide the main engine
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>>691416219
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>>691416219
The dubs machine
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>>691416219
fartbox
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>>691416219
Shoop da whoop
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>>691416219
Winrar engine
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>>691416377
fuck the 2008 meme won
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>>691416377
Fucking kek
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Xbox 360 slim
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>>691416377
winner!

next dubs decide the first science instrument
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>>691416219
Main engine runs off the Hawking radiation. Uses the energy to Positively charge atoms, creating ions, and eject it out the back. This gives us MAJOR speed. At the same time the engine is used to power a vacuum that sucks dust out of space to be converted into ions.
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>>691416562
Anal probe
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>>691416562
dildo net (to catch all dildos that it flys by)
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>>691416562
BBC
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>>691416562
dragondildospectrometer
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>>691416562

Richard Dawkins.
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>>691416680
re roll
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>>691416680
Kek. Roll.
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Fleshlight
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>>691416729
this
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>>691416680
welcome to life of boris!!
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>>691416733
winrar
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>>691416562
First science instrument harnesses the power of virtual particals (look it up) to allow atoms to be at two places at once. We use this and manipulate virtual particals to move anywhere in the universe. Applying a virtual particals field around a mini black hole and combined with a shotgun we have made an irl portal gun. We send astronauts back to earth for resupplies any time we want no matter how far we are.
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>>691416733
Winner!

next dubs decide second science experiment
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>>691416927

Cactus in a tiny greenhouse.
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Fleshlight again
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>>691416927
a bell to emit sound and study the echolocation in a vacuum
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>>691416862
Rerolling for second science experiment
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>>691416927
HEV suit
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>>691417201
Rolling again
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>>691417157
Reeeerolll
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>>691417242
Rooolllll
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>>691416927
mlp magic
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>>691417289
AGAIN ROLLING REEEE
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>>691416927
JEW OVEN
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>>691417331
ROLLLLLL
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>>691417346
ROLL
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>>691417367
CMON BABY ROLLLLLLL
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>>691417346
REEE
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>>691416927
Perfect gay dildo vibration frequency.
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>>691417410
ROLLLLLLLLLL
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>>691417152
I like this

rolling
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porn to study jacking off in space and pave the way for space sex study
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>>691417328
rolling
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>>691417157
Cum onnnn
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>>691417346
ROLLLLLL
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>>691416927
Jew oven
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>>691417438
Rooooolllllllllllll
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>>691417447
roll
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>>691417455
winrar
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>>691417447
the Apollo astronauts had porn in their checklists on the moon.
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>>691417447
reroll
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>>691417472
ROLLLLLLL
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>>691414662
pluto because iT IS A FUCKING PLANET YOU FUCKHEADS
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>>691417499
>>691417455
check'd and winrar
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jew oven
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>>691417499
no winrar but nice dubs
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>>691416219
the sun
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>>691417455
Winnar!

next dubs decide the third and finale experiment
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>>691417621
plz
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>>691417662
japan
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>>691417662
JEW OVEN BOi
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>>691417511
fine then female astronauts to study sex in space (for science!)
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>>691417662
JEW OVEN !!
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>>691417662
experiment on anal stimulation in space
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>>691417766
fucking kek
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>>691417662
A dog with only one leg
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>>691417662
gps for your car
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>>691417662
how much can you jack off on space
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>>691417832
Never mind, a dog with two legs
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>>691417766
also for the reproduction of our species
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>>691417902
Three legs!
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>>691417662
bill nye´s penis , it should get hard in space
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>>691417766
winrar and damn
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>>691416376
This board is just fucking 9gag
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>>691414662
pikle seismic experiment to measure the gravity waves radiated from the other pikels floating in space around the outer atmosphere of the moons cranial surface universe caused by the rhodesian richback rattlesnek from the west universes coronary veins
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>>691417780
>>691417794
>>691417832
>>691417859
>>691417890
>>691417902
>>691417951
it's over fags
also if trips or higher all of these
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>>691417766
Winnar!

next dubs decide the communication system
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>>691418134
trumps hair
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>>691418041
there are a lot of retards that come here from 9gag to see what they can steal, I wouldnt be surprised if there are at least 5 9fagers here
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>>691418134
cowbell
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>>691418134
Tin can and string "phone"
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>>691418134
isis
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>>691416862
Stop posting meme science
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>>691418134
a shitposting machine
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Through your mom's Anus and out her ear
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Flesh flute
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>>691418134
yes or no questions
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>>691418297
Roll
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>>691418322
LOOOOOOOOL
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>>691418322
kek
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>>691418322
winrar. kek'd
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>>691414662
pikle communication system radiating pikel waves caused by the east universes gamma signals sent by the uko renvo species of backside biklesnick pikel "gods" (almost immortal, but can still be massaged to death) which can carry pikle transmissions of up to 30 kilipikels
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>>691418134
the trips say that walkie talkies
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>>691418134

A railgun.
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>>691418322
this will be interesting once OP delivers
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back up comms
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>>691418322
A cup and wire since I answered the wrong part
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>>691418134
Two cups tied to a string
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>>691418601
we need this op
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>>691418322
that's pretty fucked up

Next dubs decide the non scientific payload payload.
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>>691414764
>planet
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>>691419057
Johnny test
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>>691419057
Chicken nuggets
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>>691419057
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>>691419057
Vegemite
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>>691419057

A shrubbery.
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>>691419057
10 Giga-niggers
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>>691415811
Well done, anon
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>>691419333
shiieeeetttt trips
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>>691419333

SHIT SON.

TRIPS.
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A dill pickle covered in shit
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Check em
Payload will be a waifu body pillow
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>>691419333
TRIPS
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>>691419288
What does it mean?
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>>691419533
the mustache
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>>691419333
oh my

ALERT! something is on an intercept course with the probe! dubs decide what it is.
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>>691419512
Reroll
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>>691419057
a single special dill pikel which can scientifically solve mathematical equations including quantum equations at the speed of sound, which also contains high traces of sodium leading to the great sodium intake of 2023 when neil armstrongs sperm was injected into the pikel causing mutations sending the spacecraft to fly into the moon rupturing the black hole inside the middle of the pikel suctioning everybody into the blood suckling fuckle suck of the west wing east side of the universe sending a disturbance to the emporer wang tang pickel lang while he was playing coin pusher at a local pikel greens
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>>691419635
custom grow 420!!!!
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>>691419635
Will Ferrell won you faggot not the trips
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>>691419507
dont steal my fucking pickels 9gagger
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capsule?
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>>691419635
Dat boi
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>>691419777
pickel got it before you niggerrrrrrr
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>>691419635
Taylor Swift
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>>691419777
Trumps!
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My cock
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this fucking thead
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>>691419875
go back to 9gag 12 year old
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Gondola, pic related
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Venus
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>>691419777
kek i was asking if you were going to do a capsule don't count this do the pickle
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>>691419113
??? Its the biggest planet in the solar system ???
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>>691419699
noice dubs
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>>691419973
Fuck off hillary
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>>691419699
winner!

>>691419762
oh hes around

Dubs decide the countermeasures against the object.
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>>691420106
pic is proof i posted that
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>>691420106
thank you mr trips! i am the pickel man. please buy pickels and make sure to keep your bones healthy!
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>>691420122
It's a star, you dipshit
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>>691420166
bastion
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>>691420122
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Sloth
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>>691420166
sending a second pickel birthed by bill nyes second aunts granddaughter, who was suprisingly fucked by sofloantonios's distant cousin Areta, on a collision course because i dont fucking care to write 2 more paragraphs just to lose
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Shoot it with cum
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>>691420166
Giga-nigger uses watermelon cannon!
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>>691420311
the stupidest fucking thing in this thread won. wow. good job.
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>>691420166
black science guy
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>>691420311
Winrar
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>>691420122
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>>691420410
maybe its one of those giga sloths
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>>691420527
A rolling for giga sloth
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>>691420311
winner! Pickle Ferrel has been dealt with

I'm at a loss, dubs decide what happens next.
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>>691420239
resist the bait, memelord
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>>691420527
oh hell yeah i want some giga sloths
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>>691420601
4 spez contracts space aids, it needs to dock on Mars to be repaired
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>>691420601
Anonymous is pilot
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>>691420239
Yeah sure, and maybe pluto also isn't a planet?
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>>691420601
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We make it to the planet ishbsbsnjxjdbnwjsjfhbw
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>>691420601
Japan get third bombing
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>>691420601
Everything gets turned into Beef Stew
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>>691420601
thread 404s
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>>691420722
rerolling for bomb japan
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>>691420808
rr
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The space probe resets and we do it all over again
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>>691420722
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>>691420601
Hang out with Rick and Morty
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>>691420905
roll
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>>691420722
dubs decides what happens next
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>>691420722
PLUTO'S A PLANET FUCKHEAD HAVEN'T YOU SEEN ITS BEAUTIFUL CURVES YOU MISOGYNISTIC PLANET HATING FAG HATING NIGGER
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Trump builds wall keeping probe out
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>>691420601
post cp
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>>691420954
Klebold fires shotgun at it
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>>691420954
/thread
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>>691420987
rr
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>>691420986
Ceres was also a planet and was demoted

why no love for ceres?
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>>691421069
FUCK >>691420987
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Bomb japan agaain
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>>691420954
Sexy Hitler on his ship, on conquest to Mars, hits our probe.
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>>691420987
fuck it one more roll
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>>691420954
4 spez crashes! The astronauts had their limbs decapitated in the crash, and must repair it with only their penises
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>>691421075
ceres is pretty fucking gay tbh its just a big chunk of rock

ironic.jpg
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>>691420954
It was all a daydream of an autistic child
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>>691421199
YEH BOI
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>>691421199
Kek
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>>691421199
dis nigga
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How the go fronted /b/ ok
http://youtu.be/1Mek7Z1XqJI
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>>691415358
rolling for uranus
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