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Ask Satan stuff /b/
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Does Vikkie like me?
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Is OP a faggot?
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Steve knows
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Should I kill myself
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>>691411399
Are you the real Satan?
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Will you take my soul for one trillion dollars?
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>>691411399
Why my girlfriend cheat on me?
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>>691411399
you spelled kidding wrong
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Will I get this job?
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>>691412136
get raped.

why did i get a small cock?
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>>691411399
should I do it?
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>>691412247
should i finally leave her?
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are they operating without a warrant?
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>>691412098
Fuck you satan! thats like your thing! When I die I will spit in st peters face then im coming for you!
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if they have a warrant is it bullshit?
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Should i buy dishorned?
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Do i have a big cock?
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>>691411399
will i get gold this summer
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Did I get scammed?
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Will i ever forget her?
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is she worth it?
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Will i ever become rich?
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Am I doing the right thing in life?
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Are you lying to me?
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am i a rapist?
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>>691411399
Should I cut these nigrars off?
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>>691411399
Does Reagan like me?
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>>691411399
will i ever have a beard?, am 21 do...
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Will i have kids
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>>691411399
Will I get out of here soon?
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>>691411399
Did you take my fucking tendies?
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>>691412893
Thank you so much Satan!!!!
I will pay for you to steal my soul
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>>691411399
Should i commit sudoku?
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should i quit my job?
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>>691413019
K den satan
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Am I good looking
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Did she really mean any of it, are my fears for nothing?
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>>691411399
Are the succubus really hot?
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>>691411399
Will I ever find someone as psychopathic as me?
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Will i be a virgin aftet 18
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>>691411399
Should i kill myself?
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>>691412999
XD lol nice tripples
Its really funny because 999 upside down is 666.
69
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>>691411399
get well pupper!
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rawll
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Does she want to date me?
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is mayonnaise an instrument
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Will I have sex
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Is OP a faggot?
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>>691411399
is alex a stupid nigger
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>>691413257
sleep tight dogger
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will i pull tonite
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Should I buy it?

Please . Pleeeease
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>>691413371
i think he is a stupid nigger
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will vikkie be mine?
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>>691413449
i dont really think that was a stupid question? is that really how you think?
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i clicked a fucked up cp link, am i gonna get my door kicked in?
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>>691412999
Holy fuck satan you better get doomguy his tendies.
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>>691413539
re-roll
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>>691413577
im very dissapointed in you satan
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will i ever be a qt girl?
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>>691411399
Will I be able to survive the next holocaust?
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Will you eat the soul of anyone who doesn't pay me the ten dollar fee of reading this?
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Is she interested in me?
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>>691413927
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Sorry, it's Satan which will ask you some stuff, after you are pleased of your want. My true apologize.
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>>691413927
My sides are on mars
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>>691413927
Lol rekt
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Do you like the cock ?
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>>691413927
What about me satan?
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>>691411399
Is Marianas web real? If so should I find it?
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>>691413927
>>691414234
>>691414366
Samefag
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Will I be able to live comfortably whenever I'm in my 30's?
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>>691414510
LOL he didn't, that's why he asks you to use it, whenever it's not usefull
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I fucked my wife's 20 year old sister, how do you feel about that?
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roll me niggers
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>>691414638
Better, because you're going to he'll with him. So, is b going scare full?
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Will i lose my virginity?
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>>691414605
Only one of the replies was my own reaction. So I'm not a blazing hopeless samefag, just another generic samefag
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Did you know I could kill you whenever I want Satan?
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will i stop finding spiders in my room?
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>>691414827
done and done. seriously fuck spiders.
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Do you like my tiny cock ?
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Get rid of all these fucking spiders in my room Satin you fag.
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Will my girlfriend leave me
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Does she like me?
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Should I quit my job, move in with this hot stoner chick and find a job there instead?
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Is my girlfriend really a virgin
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Me ire a chingar a mi puta madre
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can i have a talent please
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Is God eh prety cool guy
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>>691411399
i am next satan
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Will I ever be a musical artist
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I have soul ?
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>>691415033
You poor bastard
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Will I not be a faggot one day
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Does Jessie like me?
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Will tori ever be with me again
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Do you know my riddle
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Will you marry me Satan?
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Will I have my dream job
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>>691411399
Is death approaching me quickly?
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>>691415644
>You will find out very soon.
JACKPOT
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>>691411399
Will doom ever get a decent movie?x
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satan,are you a nigga?
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>>691412247
>accurate response from satan
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Will you fuck me daddy?
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Will I ever be happy?
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are you ok with furfaggotry
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will i burn in hell?
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should i ask her out?
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>>691415998
Will you punish this man for associating one of my dearest childhood memories with the furry fandom?
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should i get a gf?
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>>691416196
lmao you're a faggot satan
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>>691411399
Why stupid people belive in that kind of shit, in god, allah, jahve, satan
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>>691411399
am i gay?
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Will I ever break up with her
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>>691411399
Is there a hell?
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>>691416244
>you will find out very soon
u gun rapey mi anali?
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Is Flying Spaghetti Monster, one and only true god?
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>>691411399
Why do you end up dying for no reason lol?
BURRNNNNNN!!!!! BA BA BA BA BURNN!!!!!!!!!
TOTALLY BUTTPWNED SATAN WITH THE ACE OF SPADES
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>>691416357
yes
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Why poland is so shitthole, and polish people hate each other?
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>>691411399
The thing I keep asking
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Will you please stop corrupting Cartoon Network? I don't want my future children having their brain cells destroyed by the cancer it's become.
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>>691416425
ur a fgt plz no
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>>691416578
are you actually satan
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>>691411399
Do you like nachos senior satan?
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>>691411399
fucking was that fucking really fucking her?????????????
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>>691416578
>more than ever
Lmao
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Should I burn down the church I'm in
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>>691411399
Does he love me too?
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Will it come true
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Is Donald Trump a reptilian ?
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>>691416666
nice
>>691416668
so you are scared that if you tell the truth they will think of you as a faggot?
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>>691411399
Should I go?
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>>691411399

Does life have a purpose?
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>>691416826
reroll
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Will i die soon?
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will this post be dubs?
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will this post be dubs?
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>>691416917
Well looks like im never dying, bitch
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Does he love me for real? Or will he leave me at anytime
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>>691416824
you are really entertaining satan i like the way you respond
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>>691411399
do you hate me as much as god hates me? god hates me badly.
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will i ever get pussy?
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>>691411399
Will Donald J. Trump become president?
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>>691411399
Was it you that caused the Orlando shooting?
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>>691416174
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Are all these faggots going to hell?
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will i be rich
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>>691417100
>00
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Will I make it?
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>>691411399
When will i meet you?
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>>691417154
Eventually? Is that a yes or a no?
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>>691417060
so you think you are not entertaining?
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>>691417219
not like this
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>>691411399
tits or gtfo
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>>691411399
Will I ever stop hating myself?
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>>691417248
do you find yourself like by mortals/other biblical creatures?
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Fuck her?
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Should I yolo into space?
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>>691411399
If I masturbate to my cousin, does that Make me a bad t
Person ?
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>>691417387
b-but she's hawt
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>>691417371
do you think that what i think is important?
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Will I ever be happy?
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>>691417486
FORGET IT? AGAIN?
SATAN i want my dick wet!!
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am i going to hell?
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>>691417548
ooooh shiet
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>>691417548
Is life worth living?
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>>691417488
are you annoyed by me? if so sorry
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go or no go?
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>>691411399

Will my post end between 01-05?
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Will i get a girlfriend by the end of the year
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will i achieve any of my goals within the next 2 years?
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>>691411399
I hope this nigger thread 404s soon. Go to hell satan
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>>691417700
isn't it god who decides where we go to in our after life?
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>>691411399
Will I fuck her?
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am i gonna die as a virgin?
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>>691417962
then am i actually going to hell?
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>>691417953
I got eventually kek
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>>691418151
can i become the new satan then?
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>>691417976
Thanks Mr Satan, your answer was appreciated.

and then there are so many people that get rekt. kek
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>>691418283
pretty please?
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Is it the end yet ?
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>>691418400
i enjoyed your little conversation so thanks mr satan
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>>691418400
you asked god for this and he said you're going to hell for this. gg bruh
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Will I get laid soon?
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>>691411399

will i become rich ?
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>>691418663
only if you had a 6 trip it would of been epic lmao
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Will Alison become my girlfriend?
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>>691416400
Ayy
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Let go?
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Mep
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>>691419035
savage
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Will i get the succ this year?
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am i ever gonna fuck stef
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>>691418891

should i leave my gf?
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will I get qt
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>>691411399
are you real?
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Should i get a job and get out of my house?
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>>691419580
I knew it. Thanks satan.
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fuck me right
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Will your mom ever stop sucking my dick?
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>>691411399
Will I ever get a job?
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Wil i win my next 3 dota games?
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>>691419741
>You will find out very soon

Noooooo
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Is she gonna be okay
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can i haz gf?
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will i win 100000 from the lottery?
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>>691419202

I guess im getting the succ fuck yea, Thanks.
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>>691419921
WOOO IM GETTING RICH BOIS
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Dat thing
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>>691419884
Dammit
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>>691411399
Will i finally fuck bitches and make hella money?
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>>691420000
HOLY SHIT
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Am I homosexual?
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>>691411399
Does she love me?
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