*Sits down and sighs reluctantly*

*Pulls out cellphone*

ey Brexit passed

why do old people and babies keep getting ahead of me?

>mentally ill people get the fuck out

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>>691402153
>coughs

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>>691402340

>>691402406
He should call Gamestop, check if they have them in stock

>>691402338
Ummm...excuse me, is the seat next to you taken?

>>691402778
Suppose not, but that magazine is mine once I finish reading the latest article on Trump

How much longer is this gonna take? I have to pick up my mom from the daycare in 50 minutes...

>>691403218
ey buddy wait in line like the rest of us

*Sighs*

I'm so bored, i'm gonna browse /b/ on my phone...

>>691402338
Huh, the pm stepped down. Funny stuff

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

>>691403664
>something is yelled out by the secretary but due to her weird ass accent cant tell if she was calling my name

Yeah I hear you, and he had such a high approval rating too

>>691403810
woah sir no riff raff

>>691403550
I've been waiting for almost 20 minutes. I think i've had enough of this shit.

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>>691403810
am eye safe eryone?

>>691403905
Everyone gets one armrest not 2 you fat fuck

*ahem* so anyone heard any good jokes lately?

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They better hurry it the fuck up.

>>691404004
just leave it, his sweaty palms have been all over that chair

>>691404140
Knock knock

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god help us all

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Oh great This magazine is only from 2001 wonder if any relevant happened back then

>>691403838
And there's that shit about London trying to become it's own thing. Can you believe it?

>>691403838
*Eavesdrops on conversation*
*Waits exactly 5 minutes after they stopped talking*

I think he was such a cuck if you ask me, I hear he fucked a pig in college or whatever these Brits call their schools. Did you know that we saved their asses in WWII?

>>691404230
who's there?

Ha, I'm not even sick, I'm just ironically at the doctors office

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I HAVE THINGS TO DO.

>>691404406
L.A. PD Open up

So I heard that Tracy, in the cubicle 2 down from me got breast implants

>>691404445
woah man chill. so do the rest of us.

>sniffs nose

Plays music on headphones and dwells into oblivion *

>>691404461
>vigorously masturbates in waiting room

>>691404586
Hey there buddy think you could turn that music down a bit? I can hear it over here

>>691404555
good luck

>>691404555
Tell them to hurry it up, faggot.

>>691404672
Sorry friend

>pulls out Tupper Ware container with steak and starts eating it

>>691404520
I dindu nuffin, I'm justa waitn fo the doc maen

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>>691404847

>>691404541
>whispers

Hey look at the nurses tits

*sneezes extremely loud*

>>691404751
I dont think i like your tone, sir!

>>691404004
>>691404191
Excuse me, you need to be quiet and cease your hostile behavior towards me or i'll be forced to report you to the proper authorities.

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>>691404956
My bad, man.

>>691404951
Still not as good as bobs wife ey?
>chuckles softly

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>>691404957

>>691405062
it's fine. i think we all get a little antsy waiting.

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bored now

>>691405103
Bob from cubicle 16?

I dun needda doc maen, pleese lemme see um

So anyone want to see my ex's revenge porn?

>>691404555
Hey, excuse me, could you do me favor and ask them to call me next as soon as they are done with you? I'm in a hurry and I need to pick up my mom very soon.

>fart
>cough immediately after
>hope that no one notices
>hope that they blame the fat brown kid

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>>691405169

*reads magazine*

>>691405252
No 38

>>691405283
excuse me jamal, we've all been waiting so do you

Ok, why is this taking so long I arrived 30 minutes early to be waiting this long? Unnacceptable

>>691405456
What da fuq maen, you jus sayn Dat cuz u be racist

>>691405328
Who wouldnt want to

>>691405399
Seriously? What about Bob in cube 16 though

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Still waiting.

>>691405336
I mean, I'll see but i dont really work here so i cant promise anythging

>>691405328
Nah man, but you like to hear abour our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Attention patients: sorry for keeping you all waiting but can you please come back tomorrow, the gynecologist had to go home early for a personal emergency.

Sorry for the wait.

>>691405698
Not one of
>those
people

>>691405652
L-L-L-ook m-m--man i i i dont want a-a-any t-trouble

>>691405677
Look, just fucking see to it and i'll make it worth your while

*Hands folded $5 bill*

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>>691405811
>pic related

>>691405698
That seems much better than showing my ex's dirty body to strangers

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When will I get called up?

>>691405656
That bob is gay. Can't you hear him suck cock everyday at lunch? He says he has to have his bfs says on his lunch or it tastes nasty

>>691402153

farts quietly into seat. i mean this seat is getting absolutely abused in silence... raped if you will.

>>691405811
Bitch please, this is an abortion clinic. Stop playing with the speaker.

>>691406101
fuck that picture calls up all sorts of heeby jeebies, what the fuck happened

>>691402153
My turn bitches

>>691405878
Bitch I ax you to fug off, go back tew fuggin yo wife load no Im gon fug her tonight if I don't have herps

>>691405950
I mean okay man, I'll try but no one's been called in a while.

gentlemen lets broaden our minds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB-fSOds9AU

>>691406106
Bob is gay? Since when, I thought he was just a crossdresser

>>691406265
photoshop

I CANT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER
*proceeds to take the largest shit known to man, while pissing with more force than a fire hose, and vomiting at 90 mph. with this combined force, I take off into the skies, breaking the ceiling and leaving a shit-piss-vomit trail behind me*

>>691406313
Sit your ass down and wait like the rest.

Hello I'm Dr. Mantis toboggan sorry for the wait fellas, who here has trips?

>>691406426
Fucks with my Trypophobia

>>691406324
*mumbles* fucking nigger. this is why im voting for trump

>>691406374
Na he only does that cuz his bf likes traps and keeps lying to himself that is he is fapping to the femininity of Bob that he isn't gay

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I am used to either an old TV or an aquarium in these sort of places. this place ain't even got magazines

Hey, is it gay to have a guy doctor look at my asshole?

I just want him to milk my prostate while whispering in my ear a whole lot of sweet nothings...

>>691406265
It's fake

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Ayy yo what's good fam

>>691406265
It was photoshopped.

>>691406619
Yo boiii you voten fo' trump? Hell yeah Nigga, I fuggin hate mexecans

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Do you mind if I smoke while I wait?

>>691406347
I swear to God...this is the last time I come to Detroit for a Doctor's appointment...

Hey there fellas. How long is the usual wait time for this? I have yoga in an hour

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>>691402153
the next room is full of cheese pizzas and peporoni

>>691406929
No smoking it's a medical facility man.

Vape is good tho

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Ok ladies and gentlemen, we understand that the line to see the doctor is moving very slow so we have brought in another doctor to speed things up. You now only need dubs to be seen. Thank you for your patience.

Hey binary/non-binary gender buddies, I'm vegan

>>691407120
BITCHS CAN'T BE DOCTORS YOU WHORE TITS OR GTFO

>>691407120
Fuckin ching chong bing bong

Speach in englash plewas

>>691405946
Only one did, as far as I know

>>691407249
Anon calm your penis. You dont want to hurt mosquotos

>>691407095
Can I vape ironically?

>>691407155
I wait a full hour and the fucking vegan gets to go now?
>>691407120

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>>691404004
Everyone gets half of the armrest to either side of them you fuck twat
Learn some armrest etiquette, or Google it at the least

>>691406628
Would you like to borrow my small pocket Quran? Better yet, would you like to read it together?

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>>691407095
OK. Well does anyone want some candy? There is no rule against eating, right?

>>691407155
>>691407120

Wtf man I got dubs earlier let me in

>>691406929
ummm no? smoking is bad for you you cretin. im voting for burnie so scum like you cant fuck up our queerosexual streets with your secondhand smoke

>>691402153
https://youtu.be/gvJZ6J5cNKM

>>691407386
What candy ya got

*sniffs quietly*

>>691407420
Must've lost your paperwork man, sorry

>>691407120
Excuse me miss where is kemo at? I have penis cancer

>>691407386
You would want to eat wouldn't you fatty. If you did yoga you'd be able to pick up your food when it drops chubby

next room is..
Mr garrisons class rooms

>>691407614
um excuse me your speech is very problematic you fatshamer

The fucking sub human animal killer doctor tried to give me egg medic pills. And it wrote down the wrong gender for me. My vagina doesnt make me a man you cis scum doktor. Also did you hear veganism is best!

>>691407420
That was me you fucking cow killer

>>691407794
I can't be a fatshamer if I'm black. Whitey is holding us down. I din evn do nuttin. Fucking cracker

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Back of the line; I'm ded

>>691407446
I can't wait for trump to win

Also fuck the EU

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Excuse me, I need to be seen right now.

>>691407120
OH MY GOSH, MY WIFE IS GIVING BIRTH RIGHT NOW AT ANY MOMENT! WE NEED TO SEE THE DOCTOR!!!

>>691406492
What are you 12?

>>691408025
Filtyhy racist nigger. And you cant blame me becauze Inam also a filthy racist nigger. Only difrunce is I got on da wite mans side. We waz da kangs mane

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Excuse me folks, no need to cause a scene but we have reason to believe an escaped convict has fled to this waiting room. Please show us your singles and you'll be free to continue waiting as normal.

>>691408188
And they let them in just like that?
His wife wasn't even pregnant she was just fat

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>>691408113
I am going to rape you?

>>691407988
>88 ▶
> >>691407420 (You)
oh come the fuck on

I demand this guys spot, he has stained my honor

>>691408304
NIGGUUH WE DINDU NUFFIN
HE WUZ A GUD BOI
WE WUZ KANGS N SHIET

>>691408304
here's my credentials, sir

>>691408225
Fucking nigga cracker. You bein de crackers lil slave bitch. U wuzn any kangs or shite. Dat wuz me

>>691408486
Alight, Jar-Queevius you're singles check out. Move along or you'll get maced.

>>691407446
But he's for legalization. It's not like I'm smoking a cigarette. I need this for my adhd.

>>691408522
Bout fuking time racist ass bitch doctors. I wuldn mind a piece of dat nurses ass tho

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>>691408522
Pardon me sir, but we need to check your credentials.

>in waiting room
>notice a ton of other /b/ autists here
>decide to go on 4chan
>go on /b/
>go onto ylyl thread
>start laughing at stupid shit
>soon enough everyone is looking at my phone laughing
>manager comes out
>okay next anon
>shut the fuck up faggot this thread is funny
>yet another day of anons not getting jobs

Just entered the room.

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>>691408304
Hello officer. Is that a Mooseberg 590?bretty ok but my Saiga 12 is bettter

>>691408304
yes of course officer

entered with a gun

>>691408914
Looks like I'm gonna be here for a while. Even all the seats are taken.

>>691407470
I've got all organic sour gummies and white chocolate.

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I'm fucking up everything in this goddamn waiting bullshit fucking room. Fuck

>>691408914
That's nice gun, Tim. Good to see you've changed since the school shooting incedient 10 years ago. your singles check out

I think I might have the wrong room.

>>691409014
>Shoots you with my saiga 12
Fucking 12 yearhold was abboutta shout up the place with a nerf gun

*doodles spiders on arm*

>>691408832
Mane fuk off i din du nuttin
We wuz kangs and sheit

>>691409209
You filthy nigger. You ate your wife

>remember funny scene from a show
>chuckle to myself
>notice people are glancing at me
>pretend to cough

>>691409209
SIR PLEASE STOP RESISTING

>>691409125
Sorry Clark, that's not my gun, that's my raging bone you can see through my pants. Sorry about that, I'll keep my legs crossed.

>>691407614
OK. So no candy for this jerk. Although he certainly could use some indica.

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>>691409367

I'm a white boy with a gun.
What could go wrong?

>>691409159
>runs towards his enemy with a grenade yelling "allah akbar" after receiving multiple gun shots

>>691409496
Fuck omar is back from the dead. But wait we arent faggots.
Unless.....

FUCK THERES A FURFAG IN HERE


SHITSHITSHOT

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>>691407614
Because 'merica and meh freedoms.