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getting fat

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>>691386928

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Surrounded by idiots

>>691388677
Sauce

>>691388677
kek

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I try to be helpful and I'm good at "being happy" even when I'm ready to die, but I'm contemplating an heroing. Pretty good depiction.

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I love all of you anons

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Whole lotta meh

>>691389989
Literally me

>>691390240
Sometimes when I have trouble going to sleep, I imagine someone shooting me in the head. It's so comfy

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i drink so much, it hurts to live.

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>>691386928

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>>691390647
i do this in the dark. usually untell the water heater runs out of water.

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>>691390595
I avtually have an elaborate suicide fantasy that I'll think about before going to sleep. In short, I'd shave part of my head, start a fire and use my hair in it to make the burnt hair smell, make incisions on my thighs and rub salt in them, burn my arms (not my hands) and cut my chest multiple times. After that I'd make an exit bag and sit in agony until I die. Comfy is definitely the word I'd use.

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>>691389989
where the hell do you guys get money to support this lifestyle

i had this lifestyle once and now i'm forced to be a wagecuck working endlessly. i want to go back to the time when i didn't pay for anything beyond novelty items for my enjoyment.

>i want to be a teenager again

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>>691386928
end my existential suffering XDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>691388227
kek

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>>691389568
damn made me sad

>>691389989

>"living the dream"
>only faps once a day

>>691387601
Go back to 9gag you droplet of yeast infection juice

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literally me

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I regret so much and yet I'm still so young

>>691391404
would suck :3

>>691391832
Thanks! I'd let you!

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>>691391671
the past is an illusion, the future is an illusion, youre exactly where you should be. all that matters is this moment.

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>>691391436
I now have three dads, and my mother spent my college funds on the divorce. Fuck me.

xd

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>>691391202
Sometimes if I'm not feeling the ideation but still can't clear my mind to go to sleep I run through like, a brain wash. I imagine my skull with metal latches and someone undoes the latches, popping the top of my skull off. All the bad thoughts, memories and emotions are represented as a black sludge in my skull. The guy washes out the interior of my skull cap, then pops my brain out and sets it on a table, before plugging a small circuit board into my spinal column that will regulate my breathing and heartbeat. He then scrubs off my brain, power washes the base of my skull, then puts everything back together.

Another is imagining a Rod From God weapon, pic related, up in space. Orienting itself to get on target, launching a dart, following the path as it hurtles through the upper atmosphere, passing through clouds, approaching my city, my neighborhood, my house, my roof. Then slowing everything down to a crawl as the white-hot tip impacts my roof, splitting and vaporizing the shingles and wood, shockwaves and heat spreading through the house, smashing windows. Slowly down the dart proceeds, until it smashes through my bedroom ceiling and creeps toward my head as I sleep. Impacting my temple, sending spiderweb cracks across my skull, moments before the pressure blows out my eyes and pops my skull like a superheated egg. Then everything comes back to full speed, levelling the neighborhood in an instant

>>691392513
Asian man gets lost in Oakland on his way back to San Fransisco.

>>691390240
I tried to an hero once. All it got me was a trip to the er and a psych hold.

>>691390728
>MASON would like this
why did this get to me

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>>691391404
Can I milk you??

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> my obituary

>>691386928
im guessing ur the perp on svu

>>691392783
Here's the trick: No half measures. Escape bag or a shotgun to the head. If you can't bring yourself to do that, you don't really want to commit suicide and should work on improving life/escaping shitty factors

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>>691390178
kek

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>>691390240
if you want to die you're not happy bud

>>691393472
sauce?

>>691393501
Glad I fucked up now. Turns out I was bipolar the whole time and I stopped being all fucked up as soon as I was medicated.

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>>691392862
>my name is Mason
Not the person who posted tho

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>>691393472
what the bloody hell is that from?

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>>691392010
>>youre exactly where you should be
is that what you tell the children you have locked in your basement?

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>>691393935
Good for you, broheim. Hope you're still well.

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>>691394151
How did you know?

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>>691386928

SysAdmin here.

Tossup between this and the "will you fix my computer?" meme.

>>691394151
that's what i tell children who trap themselves in their mind-basement

>>691389989
me

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>>691393949
what anime is that?

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>>691389989
>that sudden realization that this is my daily routine if not worse

>>691394315
Don't kid yourself, Googling a problem is what you get paid to do anyways

>how do i set up a cisco NAS

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>>691389989
>>691391216

Seriously. I work my ass off and I work with people in their early to mid 20s who pay for NOTHING, not even school, phones, car, gas money. And they preach to me about saving money. Fuck that.

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>>691394481

who pays the bills?

>>691393472
Sauce nagger

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>>691394450
Dunno, saved from another thread

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>>691394450
Hurr durr

Reverse image search

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>>691394891
Here, this will help.

>>691394891
This has to be b8

>>691394962
dont mind the newfags. let them learn

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This

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>>691394315

That pic is funny as hell for many reasons, one of which is if you have a problem on your pc no matter how recent or old or even OS at least a few thousand have had the same issue.

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>>691394962
Thx m8 nevr herd of it before

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>>691386928
http://bit.
ly/25xOEE4

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>>691394702
my parents

>>691395701
high as shit atm

>>691395727

Who's the corpse?

>>691395611
Kek

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>>691394492

Best. Job. Ever.

Paid to Google shit and 90% of the job is literally us getting to learn new technologies to add to our repertoire.

If your baseline intellect is high enough you love learning new things about computers, this IS the fucking career for you. NTM we're ALWAYS in demand. The IT upper level job market has never even dipped. If you know enterprise software configuration, you will ALWAYS have a job.

>btw, FUCK Cisco. NetApp WOPR is where it's at, baby.

>>691387601
do you enjoy being 9gag faggot?

>>691392916
lost

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>>691395316
wheres the rest?

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>>691387601

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I need to start doing more.

>>691395527

Very rarely have I encountered issues unique to my network installation. WORST shit I ever had to deal with was a corruption of the cluster database that manages Windows Print Server. Didn't know there was even a sub database (outside the printers one) for that shit and since it's SYSTEM owned/written DB file, it's always in use so the system denies my Enterprise backup software the right to back it up EVERY time (in a way the backup software doesn't see it as a missed file and reports it got everything!)

FUCK Microsoft's "do not backup" list right in the asshole.

>>691395727
that dude is hung like a motherfucker

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>>691395292
>>691395385
>>691395530
gets the most generic "party" images he can find off the internet

>>691388706
How's that high school anxiety holding up?

>>691395701
>>691395794
>>691396301
High on what exactly?

>>691392712
I like the first one. But they're both neat.

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>>691396398
i was just wondering why he kept posting party pics over and over

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>>691389568
classic

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>>691386928

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Despite saving up for a 5 grand down payment on a car i've never been this broke in a long ass time.

>>691396352
thats a good one

>>691396909
Me. Also, dubs

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>>691389568
i know that feel

>>691392272
So me rn. Like not even joking tbh fam ...

>>691396457
Queen of the night (a plant)

>>691396457
Colorado marijuana

>>691393472

>>691396111
Check em

>>691395920
Oh believe me, I'm working to get a SysAdmin position myself. Haven't even started a low-level position yet, but I figure once I get hired at the airline my father works at I'll move up after a year or two if I can stomach it.

I used to constantly stress over whether or not I knew enough to enter the industry, even though computers have always been my passion. Whenever that problem crops up, I call up my parents and boringly discuss tech topics way beyond the scope of their understanding. I listen to them confusingly compare it to "hey my mouse is acting funny" and feel confident in my job security and knowledge.

>>691396948
>Being poor
>Financing a car

Enjoy that poverty trap, homo

>>691396457
I'm not high...I don't really condone abuse of prescription, or buying illegal shit.
Pot's out of the question as I don't really see how it'd help me with anything.
I just need to go out and get shit done for once. I think I'm just in a funk.

>>691396948
>financing a car with 5k considered a "large sum"
>not spending the money on a reliable 2000-something car with a rebuilt transmission

its like you want to be assfucked by debt and file for bankruptcy in five years

>>691397468

Leasing, i'm a min wageslave. You don't realize how much you need a car until you don't have one.

>>691397147
getta outta muh state ya imgrant

>>691397585
I'm smoking a legal plant right now lol
It's called queen of the night

>>691397702

I live in canada bruh, winters and road salt melt cars at a raiders of the lost arc drinking from the wrong cup level. Anything older is just as a money sink as ever. New cars need nothing for years other than oil. Plus people drive their cars to shit

>>691394238
Found mine

>>691395741

how old are you anon?

>>691398112
32

>>691397941
>queen of the night
The fuck is that? Google says it's an orchid cactus or whatever the fuck.

>>691387139
spooky

>>691397232

>try to make conversation about topics several levels above the scope people understand

Mah nigga.

It gets to the point you can't even dumb yourself down enough to communicate the most basic things to your friends and family. Shit sux, man. Luckily I have AMAZING coworkers who are just as smart and nerdy as me and they've become my best friends. There's a woman in her early 50s who has been in IT literally since the beginning. She worked with her father on the hardwired panel boards in NASA space shuttles in the 70s. She was there for punchcards and telecom and coax Interconnected networks and ALL of it. I really strive to be like her at that age--just this godlike computer guru--master of databases.

I do HEAVILY recommend getting familiar with basic relational databases though, if you haven't already. SQL is a golden ticket in IT, and unfortunately I can tell you from experience that book learning and certification paths are poorly equipped to prepare you for the enterprise. You should take CompTIA's Server+ and Security+ for a much better grounding in our field's basics.

>>691393472
>>691393896
>>691394123
>>691394708
found it
>Summer Drives the Girl Mad
http://www.hentaibox.net/hentai-manga/22_6_Original_Summer-Drives-the-Girl-Mad

>>691398262

you're kidding...

>>691394238
Procrastination is one of the most painful habits to break, but pretty much everyone naturally procrastinates and you have to fix it sooner or later.

>>691398307
you make a tea with 2 flowers and you'll be talking to non existant people like dumbass, some cases trips have lasted 3 days.

Visual, audial and tactile hallucinations.
You basically dream awake.

>>691398851
>ate] [Auto] 5 new posts
Ok. while that sounds fun, it also sounds like something I have absolutely no use for in my life.

I need to start doing more shit that matters and actually helps me. I just sit on my ass all day.

>>691391216
I moved back in with my dad after being a wagecuck for 3 years and suffered from crippling depression. Then I realised this kind of life sucks. Now I have my old room back, I got Internet and food. I don't need much else.

It's nice to have parents that gladly pays for everything as long as they get to see you once in a while.

>>691397716
>Inb4 everything posted here...

I make about $105,000/yr. I drive a nice grand Cherokee. Even I'm considering selling it back to the dealership and
>>691397702
buying a solid used vehicle cash, because leasing/financing is a stupid mistake that saps your bank account for no good reason.

>>691391188
Dude that's literally me. But then again when you've stayed alone/antisocial for a while, you truly get accustomed to it.

I'm at that point. Like I'm really comfortable being alone, staying indoors all day.

But honestly it has negatively affected my social skills. Especially the way I talk, kind of soft spoken/stutter a little bit.

oh well.

>>691398728
no

>>691399077
you don't need to explain yourself with each post lmao

But ye, right now I'm only smoking the leaves, it's almost like smoking weed. 0.2g-0.4g gives you a strong weed like high.

it grows in my backyard

>>691399390
Well you sound like you're having a good time. Is it legal to sell? Like from person to person?

>>691397787
Nigga please born and raised in Colorado Springs. The fuck outta here you pissant migrant clogging muh way home from work. Fuck every damn out of state immigrants like you

>>691387139
Fuck me, that network admin needs to be shot.

>>691399520
nah, I keep it to myself

Literally very few people know about this. So it's like my own personal stash of a grade A weed like high

>>691399190

goddamn, no judging you, but how do u handle it? i mean, if u buy anything u have to ask your parents, thats a teenager thing when u cant work and shit, i think you should rethink your lifestyle and totatlly change the way you live :)

>>691398728
>>691399190

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>691399159
>>691399159

>I make about $105,000/yr. I drive a nice grand Cherokee.

That add new questions, like wth are you doing on /b/ at 1:45am? How in the hell do you buy second hand when you could be in something new every 36 months? At least a good second hand like a BMW M series or something jesus fuck.

>>691387139

Wouldn't that extremly hot?

>>691399732

the sad fact is that things like that really exists

>>691399172
Normies can't dictate what's a normal way of life. Life is a string of meaningless events anyway. Being alone only helps you understand yourself. You don't need social skills on the Internet.

>>691397941
>"Cereus contains no appreciable mescaline or any other interesting alkaloids"

>>691398504
Thanks for the advice! I actually haven't been to sure on how to advance my education beyond the scope of the desktop computer/etc. I can rip one apart, fix a problem, and reassemble it within an hour. That's plus jury-rigging with poorfag solutions that take awhile to get working. I can basically coast through basic certifications once I am ready to enter that work field.

The best part is, I'm at the point where I'm starting to break down the primary levels of how hardware works. I'm heavily interested in stuff like GPU architecture and the electrical engineering that goes into making any kind of PCB boards. Would pursuing that interest help me out in any way? I strive to be a SysAdmin, and will make the cut one way or another if I have anything to do about it, but I feel like my calling might be more for "professional-grade repairman for unique and special situations".

>>691399159
Here's advice from the son of a mechanic; Buy a decade-old car (one that's been vetted as a "good and worth it" vehicle, such as a Ford Ranger), pay for the transmission to be rebuilt+anything else wrong with it. As long as you don't purchase a lemon, you can easily trade up a shitty never-ending car payment for an upfront "refurbished" cost of a used vehicle. Make sure to get the work done by a reputable and long-standing business too.

>>691399957
http://forums.botanicalgarden.ubc.ca/threads/the-truth-about-queen-of-the-night.78596/

>>691399725
I dont care anymore , bro.
I will die soon.

I was a handsome youngman with a future.
I have endogenous depression

>>691399924
>>691400393

>>691399924
The flowers contain atropine and only traces of scopolamine (Schultes, et al. 1992). According to Schultes et al (1992), “among the Jivaro, recalcitrant children are given a drink of B. sanguinea with parched maize; when intoxicated, the children are lectured so that the spirits of the ancestors may admonish them.” And, “In the Choco, Brugmansia seeds put into magic chicha beer were thought to produce in children an excitement during which time they could discover gold. Indians in Peru still call Brugmansia sanguinea by the name Huaca or Huacachaca (“plant of the tomb”) form the belief that it reveals treasures anciently buried in graves”

>>691388677
Why is she laughing? Every fucking chink ive seen in asian porn has a small dick

>>691399756
Work sometimes has me up at odd hours of the night.

I have been doing a new purchase, Financing, Grand Cherokees every 36 but I'm tired of it. There's other shit that I want to spend my money on than finance payments for a vehicle that's nice, but I don't need. I might be getting older, but I'm entering a "if it gets me from A to B..." mentality.
I'd rather pump money into investments, home equity, or other some such boring shit.

>>691400452

shutp up dude, you will not die soon, you are just fucking 32, u can do whatever the fuck you want, start getting out of your confort zone, its hard, but once you try it you will see how it worthed

>>691400452
Dude it ain't too late, just sayin.

Also, aren't you worried about the future? What if your parents die who's gonna continue paying the bills?

Unless your parents are wealthy and gonna leave behind an inheritance?

And how do you get away with that lifestyle when you were like 22-28.

Didn't your Dad or Mom lay down an ultimate? What excuses did you use to stay in that neet lifestyle.

Just curious!

>>691400773

she isn't laughing. this is the one where the guy has nasty dick cheese - it smells awful

>>691400337
That's my plan, in fact that's the exact truck I was looking to get into. Simple, easy t work on, can haul shit from the hardware store and tow my boat around. All I need right now.

>>691399957

Hardware wise, get the latest copy of "Upgrading and Repairing PCs" and that's MORE than enough.

SysAdmins don't get into the knitty gritty--those days are past. If a part is failing or jeopardizing the mission, you replace it. That's all.

Knowing the I/O of processors and shit is useful in a rudimentary sense but it's outside the scope of SysAdmins. Get familiar with server OSs, the various major services (standard MS Server MCSA/E books take care of most of this) and Powershell/CMD scripting, as well as the basics of networking (IOS, cables/connections (Ethernet(STP), iSCSI, Fiber), switches, subnetting and VLANs). I can tell you that in today's world, being able to spot networking problems will save you a LOT of time and frustration, as firewalls, IPS and other security crap will be the problem 8 times out of 10 when troubleshooting "mystery issues".

You really need to make the jump to server stuff though. Right now you're a Desktop Support guy. SysAdmin typically don't handle simple workstation fixes.

>>691400842

How old are you? That just sounds sad honestly.

>>691400337

Depends, where do you live? Decade old car here is borderline a junk heap on wheels that you need to dump cash into all the time.

>>691402287
29. Not as sad as it sounds. I like financial security. I've got a nice house, I like having the free cash to work on it, I like saving for retirement and some nice toys along the way. Dropping a shitty monthly finance payment is one way to reallocate my earnings to things that are important to me at this stage in my life. Having a new luxury vehicle doesn't matter to me like it did when I was 24

>>691401535
The (mostly) new terminology you've used has excited me. I've wanted to amass a collection of books that can help advance my education, but I've always assumed they're outdated within a year, three years at most. That's the reason I've used the internet 99% of the time to teach myself everything I've needed to know, is that possible?

The world of scripting is scary to myself too, honestly, simply because of the perspective I have on it. Since I've worked with hardware and understanding computing in a yes/no, in/out, on/off type of mindset for the longest time, bringing words into the picture just confuses me further simply because of this. I understand how most programming environments and compilers function, but the confusion remains. Any way to overcome this confusion?

>>691403127

No joke you sound like exactly an old army buddy of mine. once he hit 30 his next birthday he sounded like he was heading towards his mid 50s in attitude and way of thinking.