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Show me your hands you dirty nigger!
>singles/apology and free to go
>dubs/detained and searched
>trips/tased and beat
>quads&up/shot on sight
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>>691386103
Fuck off, pig
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I never knew /b/ was a hangout for the kkk
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White lives matter
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ur the nigger, nigger
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Hes holding that gun completely wrong
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>>691386566
You just got detained, nigger
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>>691386419
I'm sorry sir. we've had reports of a black male that is armed in this area. your free to go.
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Nothing wrong here Officer!
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I dindu nuffin
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>>691386637
God damnit. -_-
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I didnt do nothin sir
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Yup, nothing to see here!
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>>691386527
Seriously?
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>>691386803
>>691386855

No you didn't sir. on your way.
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>>691386855
Detained. Nigger.
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>>691386855
I think this nigga might have some crack on him search is black ass
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>>691386984
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>>691387077
Oh yeah? Looks like you're the one with the crack, nigger.
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But I am white
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>>691386855
Boy you want to explain why you got little plastic baggies in your mouth?
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ahhh
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>>691387077
Oh shit! The cop was a secret nigger detained!
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>>691387077
Hands on your head Nigger
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>>691386103
Niggers tongue my anus
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White lives matter too you know
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Officer I assure you I have committed no foul deeds today, my wife and I are on our way to the country club for brunch
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>>691386855
>>691387077
>>691387270
this is fucking gold. r.i.p. my sides
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Don't shoot I'm white
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>>691386103

That's racist, officuh
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Not another one of these gay and useless threads OP, can you kill yourself and broadcast it live please? Please an hero OP!
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can i help you officer?
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Sorry OP, but you're still a faggot.
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>>691387593
Oh I'm sorry, sir. Have a great day.
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>>691387593
I think you mean das raycis
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I am the Dindu.
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Fuckin' oinker.
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>>691386103
Fuck you pig, I have my rights!
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>>691387655
>>691387711
Both you niggers detained!
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>>691387724
Look at me, I'm the dindu now
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>>691387711
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RACIST SONABITCH. NOT ALL NIG- I MEAN NOT ALL BLACK PEOPLE TALK LIKE THAT.

Search him boys.
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Fuck the police!
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I kinda wanna get shot
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FUCKING KYS PIGFUCK
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>>691387711
How do you know, boy? D-d-d-detained!
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It's not me ! I swear !
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jews are good people
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Nigga you can't shoot me.
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See no police brutality in here no niggas shot no niggas tased no need to riot
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>>691388099
search him boys
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>>691388101
Have a good evening, Mr Gibson. Sorry to stall you
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FUCKING NIGGERS DISGUST ME (self hating nigger)
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Hello officer
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>>691388133
NIGGGGGERRRRR! *detained*
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Oh shit
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Fucking kill yourself and wait for these sick digits.
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>>691388099
Oh yeah? Put your hand on your head do you have anything in you pockets that might stab or poke me
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just singles here officer
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Just passing though with my skittles and hoodie
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Can't stop me!
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>>691386103
hands off, don't shoot
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spiccy dicky
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>>691388366
Nigger got digits doe. but ya got detained bitch.
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>>691388444
STOP RESISTING! *continues to tase and beat*
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>>691388444
Beat the shit out of this nigga !
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Oh shit
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>>691388444
Thats what all niggas say
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I hate you nigger fuck dick pussy "Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air (Theme Song)"

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air cops
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>>691388444
Zimmerman! We need your help again
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Fuck ya officer
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Pig !!!
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What do you want Nigga ?
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>>691388444
kek
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>>691388811
get on the ground you nignog!
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>>691388444
Summon the zim-zam!!
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>>691386103
But officer, my hands are white.
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>>691388826
He's busy sucking my cock.r
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Ohio officer m-senpai! I am very sorry ;( I was just on my way to a super kawaii anime convention! If you let me off I will show you my katana collection!
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>>691386103
That shit is not mine, b0ss
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>>691388511
Digits? You running numbers nignog? freeze right there dont fucking move
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Good day officer, there´s nothing wrong around here, singles only.
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>>691389133
Detained for joke in poor taste
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"Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air (Theme Song)"

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
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Problem officer?
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SUck my dick
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>>691386103
come on officer i wasn't doing anything...

[spoiler]I dindu nuffin[/spoiler]
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>>691389133
GET ON THE GROUND YOU FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!
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>>691389133
MOTHERFUCKER OFFICER I FOUND ZIM ZAM AND THIS NIGGER
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Watch it whitey! I aint done nothin!
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>>691389133
Fuck you zimmy whould never! Now hands behind your back
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*cuming on random ladies hair*
no problem here, officer.
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>>691389511
NEED BACK UP TWO NIGGERS ACTING LIKE COPS! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
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>>691389566
They worked hard on those weaves. You're coming with me Jamal.
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>>691389511
Shit another niggy quick help the zimm
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Din do nuffin
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oink oink I smell bacon!
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spngbb fckd m
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>>691389566
Well i whould search you, but you appear to be missing you pants so i know your not hiding anything you can go
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No niggers here officer. I only like white cock.
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im just a furry, nothing to see here.
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>>691389955
Nigger letting another nigger go! get on the ground!
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Whateva dat is it ain mine
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My skin be white, ociffer
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Only Stannis
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>>691390086
Get out degenerate.
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Its all good da the hood
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A1
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oh that cum?
nooo... that's not mine! I cum black, see?
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>>691390420
420!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm all good officer
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>>691390420
GET HIM HE HAS WEED!!! 420 MEANS WEED KILL HIM!!!!!!!! DAMN NIGGERS AND THERE WEED.
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>>691390086
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
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aw fuck
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hands up don't shoot
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I will be the first nigger to get shot. hoope you gut sum watamelan jesus.
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Sheeeeeeiiiiit
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>>691389991
Those tits are nasty
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>>691388511
You got detained too fucking nigger.
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>>691390315
>>691390742
Quit ruining everything
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>>691391001
Dafuq nigga? those tits are nice.
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i din do nuffin
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I'm as white as they come.
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Eat my dick bitch!
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>>691386103

fuck of i'm white
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>>691391122
They're fake as shit brutha
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>>691391122
dub dubs = truth

But get down nigger!
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AHHH
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I nuffin dindu occifer
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>>691391001
Nigger, one digit more and you'd be down. Don't talk shit about them titties.
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>>691386103
O sheeeit nigga tey smel the fryed chikken
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I aint get no sleep cuz of yall
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I accidentaly my whole meatspin
any help?
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>>691391688
Rollin into cuffs
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Someone call an amberlamps!
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Lol op, the cop in the image is from my country ...... wtf? PFA
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FUCKIN TRIPS ARE CUMIN DIS WAEY NIGGA
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>>691386103
Oh, sorry for the disturbance sir. I will be on my way...
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>>691391874
fuck I was wrong
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>>691391943
maybe...?
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>>691386103
Oh quad me please, dindu nuffin
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>>691386103 I dindu nuffin officer
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>>691392009
SHIT I JUST WANT PRISON RAPE
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I want some nigger to get quads
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>>691386103
Sorry, I'm white.
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just let me carry this flatscreen over here...
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>>691386103
sweeet free to go
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>>691386103
singles get
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im not high at all...
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I am no nigger, sir. I am a fellow Caucasian like yourself.
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here's a funny meme while we wait
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>>691386103
I didn't do anything oficer.
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Where all the white women at
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>>691392304
girl on the right is pretty hot. would tap that.
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Ain't no dubs here Mr Police man
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I swear I'm white
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>>691392436
PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP! this isn't you in the photo.
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Ofucc
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NIGGER
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>>691386103
Black nigger
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>>691392955
GET DOWN YOU BLACK NIGGER JEW
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I dindu nuffin wroong officer (pig)
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>>691393081
Nigger jew reporting

Kek
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>>691392955
LET'S GO YOU BANANA FAGGOT NIGGER YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!
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>>691393188
hands up nigger!
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I really have to poop, so don't make me laugh.
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>>691386103
Piss off pig.
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>>691393296
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>>691393388
Oh shit IM OUTTA HERE
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No problem officer...
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I swear I'm clean!
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>>691393388
nigger down now.
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I fucking love the chan
"BLACK NIGGER JEW"
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>>691393388
Double detained and searched
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>>691393388
FUCK YOU PIGLETS, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!
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I'm a sovereign citizen am I being detained
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Don't touch me fat racist.
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>>691393525
no ma'am i just need you to exit the vehicle.
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But I'm already in jail
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heres a penis, you guys
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We dindu nuttin
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I dindu nufin
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>>691386103
i din do nuffin
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>>691393525
AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO??
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>>691386103
occifer, I swear I've only done a few lines of coke today!
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>>691393707
Mine from the other day
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>>691393707
sexypeniswouldfuck10/10ifiknewwhereyouweregivemeyouripplz
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>>691391122yo niggy wiggy freeze, you trying to do sothing to this white woman
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Im just a nigger in the cracker hood minding my own business..

*death: Suicide by cop*
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>>691386103
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FAGGOT
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>>691388192
Kek
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if im a nigger black fuck jew oven, please rape my bumholes.
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>>691394036
sorry, not today... or ever.
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im just carrying this body dont mind me
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Isa some peoples gonna die?
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>>691392955
Nigga drop the watermelon and get on the ground
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>>691393477
I'VE BEEN FRAMED!
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Draw, pig.
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I always get singles, Mr. Officer. I am not a nigger.
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the spider wizard hath arrive. if you hath replied with dubs, I will post a dick pic.
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Im no dirty nigger, just a nigger officer!
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>>691393188
Who you calling pig, nigg?
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You'll never take me alive cunt.
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>>691386103
I dindu nuffin
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>>691386103
Do I look like a nig nog to you?
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>>691394319
hath replith
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We waz kangs n shiieet
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>>691386103
Your gun is fake officer, here.. let me show you.
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