Show me your hands you dirty nigger!
>singles/apology and free to go
>dubs/detained and searched
>trips/tased and beat
>quads&up/shot on sight
>>691386103
Fuck off, pig
I never knew /b/ was a hangout for the kkk
White lives matter
ur the nigger, nigger
Hes holding that gun completely wrong
>>691386566
You just got detained, nigger
>>691386419
I'm sorry sir. we've had reports of a black male that is armed in this area. your free to go.
Nothing wrong here Officer!
I dindu nuffin
>>691386637
God damnit. -_-
I didnt do nothin sir
Yup, nothing to see here!
>>691386527
Seriously?
>>691386803
>>691386855
No you didn't sir. on your way.
>>691386855
Detained. Nigger.
>>691386855
I think this nigga might have some crack on him search is black ass
>>691387077
Oh yeah? Looks like you're the one with the crack, nigger.
But I am white
>>691386855
Boy you want to explain why you got little plastic baggies in your mouth?
ahhh
>>691387077
Oh shit! The cop was a secret nigger detained!
>>691387077
Hands on your head Nigger
>>691386103
Niggers tongue my anus
White lives matter too you know
Officer I assure you I have committed no foul deeds today, my wife and I are on our way to the country club for brunch
>>691386855
>>691387077
>>691387270
this is fucking gold. r.i.p. my sides
Don't shoot I'm white
>>691386103
That's racist, officuh
Not another one of these gay and useless threads OP, can you kill yourself and broadcast it live please? Please an hero OP!
can i help you officer?
Sorry OP, but you're still a faggot.
>>691387593
Oh I'm sorry, sir. Have a great day.
>>691387593
I think you mean das raycis
I am the Dindu.
Fuckin' oinker.
>>691386103
Fuck you pig, I have my rights!
>>691387655
>>691387711
Both you niggers detained!
>>691387724
Look at me, I'm the dindu now
>>691387711
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RACIST SONABITCH. NOT ALL NIG- I MEAN NOT ALL BLACK PEOPLE TALK LIKE THAT.
Search him boys.
Fuck the police!
I kinda wanna get shot
FUCKING KYS PIGFUCK
>>691387711
How do you know, boy? D-d-d-detained!
It's not me ! I swear !
jews are good people
Nigga you can't shoot me.
See no police brutality in here no niggas shot no niggas tased no need to riot
>>691388099
search him boys
>>691388101
Have a good evening, Mr Gibson. Sorry to stall you
FUCKING NIGGERS DISGUST ME (self hating nigger)
Hello officer
>>691388133
NIGGGGGERRRRR! *detained*
Oh shit
Fucking kill yourself and wait for these sick digits.
>>691388099
Oh yeah? Put your hand on your head do you have anything in you pockets that might stab or poke me
just singles here officer
Just passing though with my skittles and hoodie
Can't stop me!
>>691386103
hands off, don't shoot
spiccy dicky
>>691388366
Nigger got digits doe. but ya got detained bitch.
>>691388444
STOP RESISTING! *continues to tase and beat*
>>691388444
Beat the shit out of this nigga !
Oh shit
>>691388444
Thats what all niggas say
I hate you nigger fuck dick pussy "Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air (Theme Song)"
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air cops
>>691388444
Zimmerman! We need your help again
Fuck ya officer
Pig !!!
What do you want Nigga ?
>>691388444
kek
>>691388811
get on the ground you nignog!
>>691388444
Summon the zim-zam!!
>>691386103
But officer, my hands are white.
>>691388826
He's busy sucking my cock.r
Ohio officer m-senpai! I am very sorry ;( I was just on my way to a super kawaii anime convention! If you let me off I will show you my katana collection!
>>691386103
That shit is not mine, b0ss
>>691388511
Digits? You running numbers nignog? freeze right there dont fucking move
Good day officer, there´s nothing wrong around here, singles only.
>>691389133
Detained for joke in poor taste
"Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air (Theme Song)"
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
Problem officer?
SUck my dick
>>691386103
come on officer i wasn't doing anything...
[spoiler]I dindu nuffin[/spoiler]
>>691389133
GET ON THE GROUND YOU FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!
>>691389133
MOTHERFUCKER OFFICER I FOUND ZIM ZAM AND THIS NIGGER
Watch it whitey! I aint done nothin!
>>691389133
Fuck you zimmy whould never! Now hands behind your back
*cuming on random ladies hair*
no problem here, officer.
>>691389511
NEED BACK UP TWO NIGGERS ACTING LIKE COPS! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
>>691389566
They worked hard on those weaves. You're coming with me Jamal.
>>691389511
Shit another niggy quick help the zimm
Din do nuffin
oink oink I smell bacon!
spngbb fckd m
>>691389566
Well i whould search you, but you appear to be missing you pants so i know your not hiding anything you can go
No niggers here officer. I only like white cock.
im just a furry, nothing to see here.
>>691389955
Nigger letting another nigger go! get on the ground!
Whateva dat is it ain mine
My skin be white, ociffer
Only Stannis
>>691390086
Get out degenerate.
Its all good da the hood
A1
oh that cum?
nooo... that's not mine! I cum black, see?
>>691390420
420!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm all good officer
>>691390420
GET HIM HE HAS WEED!!! 420 MEANS WEED KILL HIM!!!!!!!! DAMN NIGGERS AND THERE WEED.
>>691390086
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
aw fuck
hands up don't shoot
I will be the first nigger to get shot. hoope you gut sum watamelan jesus.
Sheeeeeeiiiiit
>>691389991
Those tits are nasty
>>691388511
You got detained too fucking nigger.
>>691390315
>>691390742
Quit ruining everything
>>691391001
Dafuq nigga? those tits are nice.
i din do nuffin
I'm as white as they come.
Eat my dick bitch!
>>691386103
fuck of i'm white
>>691391122
They're fake as shit brutha
>>691391122
dub dubs = truth
But get down nigger!
AHHH
I nuffin dindu occifer
>>691391001
Nigger, one digit more and you'd be down. Don't talk shit about them titties.
>>691386103
O sheeeit nigga tey smel the fryed chikken
I aint get no sleep cuz of yall
I accidentaly my whole meatspin
any help?
>>691391688
Rollin into cuffs
Someone call an amberlamps!
Lol op, the cop in the image is from my country ...... wtf? PFA
FUCKIN TRIPS ARE CUMIN DIS WAEY NIGGA
>>691386103
Oh, sorry for the disturbance sir. I will be on my way...
>>691391874
fuck I was wrong
>>691391943
maybe...?
>>691386103
Oh quad me please, dindu nuffin
>>691386103 I dindu nuffin officer
>>691392009
SHIT I JUST WANT PRISON RAPE
I want some nigger to get quads
>>691386103
Sorry, I'm white.
just let me carry this flatscreen over here...
>>691386103
sweeet free to go
>>691386103
singles get
im not high at all...
I am no nigger, sir. I am a fellow Caucasian like yourself.
here's a funny meme while we wait
>>691386103
I didn't do anything oficer.
Where all the white women at
>>691392304
girl on the right is pretty hot. would tap that.
Ain't no dubs here Mr Police man
I swear I'm white
>>691392436
PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP! this isn't you in the photo.
Ofucc
NIGGER
>>691386103
Black nigger
>>691392955
GET DOWN YOU BLACK NIGGER JEW
I dindu nuffin wroong officer (pig)
>>691393081
Nigger jew reporting
Kek
>>691392955
LET'S GO YOU BANANA FAGGOT NIGGER YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!
>>691393188
hands up nigger!
I really have to poop, so don't make me laugh.
>>691386103
Piss off pig.
>>691393296
>>691393388
Oh shit IM OUTTA HERE
No problem officer...
I swear I'm clean!
>>691393388
nigger down now.
I fucking love the chan
"BLACK NIGGER JEW"
>>691393388
Double detained and searched
>>691393388
FUCK YOU PIGLETS, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!
I'm a sovereign citizen am I being detained
Don't touch me fat racist.
>>691393525
no ma'am i just need you to exit the vehicle.
But I'm already in jail
heres a penis, you guys
We dindu nuttin
I dindu nufin
>>691386103
i din do nuffin
>>691393525
AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO??
>>691386103
occifer, I swear I've only done a few lines of coke today!
>>691393707
Mine from the other day
>>691393707
sexypeniswouldfuck10/10ifiknewwhereyouweregivemeyouripplz
>>691391122yo niggy wiggy freeze, you trying to do sothing to this white woman
Im just a nigger in the cracker hood minding my own business..
*death: Suicide by cop*
>>691386103
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FAGGOT
>>691388192
Kek
if im a nigger black fuck jew oven, please rape my bumholes.
>>691394036
sorry, not today... or ever.
im just carrying this body dont mind me
Isa some peoples gonna die?
>>691392955
Nigga drop the watermelon and get on the ground
>>691393477
I'VE BEEN FRAMED!
Draw, pig.
I always get singles, Mr. Officer. I am not a nigger.
the spider wizard hath arrive. if you hath replied with dubs, I will post a dick pic.
Im no dirty nigger, just a nigger officer!
>>691393188
Who you calling pig, nigg?
You'll never take me alive cunt.
>>691386103
I dindu nuffin
>>691386103
Do I look like a nig nog to you?
>>691394319
hath replith
We waz kangs n shiieet
>>691386103
Your gun is fake officer, here.. let me show you.