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>>691377844
>>691377997
Total fuck toy
Needs more katy perry and scarlett johansson
>>691378317
Never fucking fails. Every time I see Katy my dick gets hard as diamonds. She fucking exudes sex.
>>691378458
Katy has some sexy fucking legs and feet
MOAR Katy!
Marina is the most attractive female Celeb
disagree = satan
M-My M-Mistress Scarlett Johansson is s-so beautiful; I-I'm s-so lucky t-to have h-her I-I could w-wish every m-man could f-feel the j-joy of h-having a w-woman this great...
>>691378639
Fuck yeah she does
>>691378639
Oh yeah. Her feet make me hard as rock.
>>691376977
be sure to definitely NOT post their names.
>>691378969
people like you and that Marina guy are what's wrong with this board, and yet you're probably the ones who complain about it the most
Also, Milla Jovovich
>>691376977
How about some celeb axilia?
>>691379375
Sexy as fuck
>>691378969
I-I-I hate b-being selfish and h-hording this beauty all to m-myself... M-Maybe I-I could convince h-her t-to m-make some friends w-with other d-dudes so she g-gets shared a little and I-I won't f-feel s-so bad...
>>691379691
For some reason I think Katy enjoys guys cumming over her pictures
>>691379375
I-I'm s-so s-sorry g-good and n-noble sir, I-I know a a-alpha dude like you knows wh-what h-he's talking about... I-I know I-I'm j-just a useless b-beta and c-can easily b-be bullied b-by even nerds and high school w-wimps... I-I ask your f-forgiveness...
>>691379980
I agree.
I really do wonder if any celebs are into tributes and seek them out. I know there are random-ass girls into it, there's bound to be at least one female celeb who likes it.
>>691377518
>>691378868
>>691378940
>>691378993
>>691379061
>>691379110
>>691379185
>>691379274
>>691379487
>>691379586
>>691379706
Fuck-off you wheelchair-bound cripple spammer.
>>691380371
I'm sure there is. So hot to think about.
>>691379836
Nice
>>691380407
Fucking kelly buddy. Shot so many loads to her
>>691380371
Ariel winter does.
She reposted one she liked on her instagram.
I'm sure celebs like seeing themselves photoshopped into seductive images.
>>691380447
Oops, I think you meant to post to >>691367679
>>691376977
Does /b drive a fast car? This is my piece of shit ford with a whiny blower.
>>691380749
Wow really? That's fucking hot.
>>691380980
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGweh7gkxdq/?taken-by=arielwinter
>>691380308
I-I'm p-pretty s-sure m-my m-mistress secretly d-dreams of b-being dominated b-by strong and m-mighty alpha m-men... I-I don't know if I-I would though, b-but I d-do think about h-her being t-taken b-by a m-mighty f-fellow now and again...
I got something that Im pretty sure is new
It'll be ready in 20 minutes and I'll post if thread hasn't 404d
>>691378868
as attractive as the plague.
>>691381068
Awesome
>>691376977
and the ugly people losers can read my mind and i look stupid cause can keep reading my mind or i feel the ugly people losers can keep reading me but cant read me before but can read me after i met jackie and i saw people leave after i was talking why would people leave if couldnt read my thoughts what else would it be if cant read my mind and it seem so real how the ugly people losers look like can read my mind or i dont know if can or cant
>>691381268
Fuck yeah
>>691379836
The BEST. Goddamn.
>>691380682
Katy perry?
>>691381635
Trying not to cum anon
>>691378868
what the fuck is wrong with her arms and face? she literally looks like a grandma
>>691380749
Proof or die.
>>691381333
trips of truth
>>691376977
if people cant read you then wont you show your best move so the ugly moutaion lion guy loser knows and hurt you if people cant read you but the ugly moutaiion lion guy loser is reading people until people show there best move the ugly people losers keep reading me and know what iam trying to do so i cant prove it or i see people leaving so i dont know if thought broadcasting is not real that act werid when iam around them like can read me and is hurting me cause is reading me and is hurting me cause can read me then i get angry n it looks like there getting angry so iam not sure if this thought broadcasting is real or not but the ugly people losers cant say things cause only read me n only can make people feel guility i dont know if i can send thoughts and thats it
>>691381923
already in the conversation i was having with the guy.
Don't be an illiterate faggot, seppuku.
>>691376977
>new celeb thread
Victoria Justice is completely clueless.
>>691382005
Love those fat titties
>>691382140
Here's more anon, perhaps we should fap together to these tits? I'm hard and ready
>>691381107
She d-doesn't actually s-say it b-but sometimes I-I think she doesn't l-like the w-way I am s-so wimpy sometimes... She m-might think I-I'm a h-huge half-man who is unworthy of h-her and h-her beauty... I know she is pretty and I-I'm not n-near her level in p-pretty m-much everything... So s-sometimes I-I f-feel s-sorry she g-got stuck w-with m-me... B-But what c-can I-I d-do, she's j-just too m-much of a woman t-to give up.... I'm pretty s-sure every m-man on earth i-if in m-my position would g-grab and k-keep her f-for as long as p-possible too...
>>691382462
Gonna cum buckets, been a couple days since my last jerk
>>691382390
Got a good stroke going anon
>>691382005
cumbuckets
>>691382761
Dropping loads!
Old Scarjo is the best
>>691383105
Do it anon. Unload on those juicy tits! I wanna clean it all up.
>>691383270
Think they'd fuck together?
>>691382740
cumbuckets
>>691383195
I thought this was Scarlett but I guess not. Looks like her.
>>691383533
Close enough
fuck marry kill
>>691383656
Fuck Watson marry stone kill roberts, but only because I have to kill someone
>>691383656
Oh, that's easy.
Fuck Watson, Marry Stone, Kill Roberts.
Emma Stone seems a lot more chill to actually be around.
>>691383384
Mother & daughter activities are common in Hollywood.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>691384058
Really? That's fucking hot.
>>691380950
I have a ford falcon with a built up 289
it's somewhat fast
Every time I see Katy Perry I want to think hawt, but I really just see this fat bitch I used to work with. Horrendous.
>>691385077
you should have quit as soon as your brain made that connection, now you're being punished for being a spineless cuck.
>>691385077
Katy not so hot underneath the 2 gallons of spackle she wears.
>>691385434
She does wear a fuck ton of makeup. I'd still fuck her though
>>691382439
M-My M-Mistress is just t-too beautiful f-for m-me t-to k-keep all b-by myself s-so I-I'm trying t-to find strong alpha m-men to share h-her w-with... I-I think I-I w-will allow another m-man t-to have d-dinner w-with us... This w-will allow another m-man t-to thoroughly enjoy h-her beautiful company... I know every man would l-love to h-have a d-dinner w-with this girl s-so I-I think it's a great idea...
>>691385744
Total hottie
>>691385434
Still would hit it. No prob.
tfw your JO buddy cums and leaves
>>691386120
I wanna grab that hair and pound her cute ass into the dirt
>>691386252
Damn that sucks
>>691386252
how it's supposed to be.
If you build a relationship then you put it up for the potential to end as well.
Get a gf if you want a real relationship, dumb shit.
>>691386319
Love me some iggy
>>691386661
Fuck yes
>>691386786
I just wanna fuck her raw and make her cream up!
>>691376977
there will never be a day in my life where i won't want to eat Sophie Turner's ass
>>691386783
Let's see what's down below...
>>691387154
We would have to take turns
>>691387085
came hard to demi this afternoon
>>691386783
Look what I did to her...
>>691387027
I'd love to raw dog that slut.
>>691385858
I-I-I would even a-allow a-a little bit of flirting t-to happen between them because I-I'm such a great guy... I-If he's a nice d-dude I would allow h-him t-to touch h-her on a-a few occasions a-as well... A goodnight k-kiss... m-m-maybe... it would d-depend h-how I-I w-was feeling about them and if I-I thought they b-both would look s-so cute locking l-lips...
>>691387513
Mmmm good job anon
>>691387502
Fuck I love that booty
>>691387502
MOAR
>>691387502
>>691387513
Dear god man
>>691386446
wtf? not miley cyrus
>>691387027
>>691386793
>>691386661
Such a classy lady.
>>691387771
that ass can take a lot of pounding. run a fucking train on her
>>691387918
Just how I like them
>>691387976
>>691388022
Fuck yess. One right behind the other. Going balls deep in that asshole.
