>>691376572
tits + timestamp or gtfo.

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I too like making people miserable.

>>691376572

I licking your little brother's anus.

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>>691376572
haha what

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>>691376572

Sounds like a normal female to me.
A good way would be taking out of the friend zone just long enough for him to realize whats missing. After that, who knows, maybe tell him he was the worse shit ever and fill him with complex and fears

>>691377542
Have you no life that you browse /b/ every day and can keep track of threads?

>>691376572
Because no one has ever made you miserable and or you never truly got over it. Overtly malicious behavior is rarer than you think unless you have a mental disorder.

>>691376572

Last American Virgin...detected. 7/10 for nostalgia.

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>>691377636
Thank you. You sound very experienced in this field. Are you, perchance, a victim or a perpetrator?

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>when she dumps the chump to get with you

I hate people like you. You are a waste of space, and air. If you didn't exist, the world would be a better place. Fuck you.

>>691377941
You know the fucking rules.
Tits or GTFO cunt

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>>691378163
It's ok dude. Don't worry about it. You can always pay for sex.

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>>691378365
>>691376718
I have my own rules, and that is to ignore people who say "tits or gtfo"

>>691378163
I just had sex last night. You didn't.

>>691377836
Any good?

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>>691378769
/thread
don't feed the trolls

>>691378911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHNvg9oWHFI

It's the "Story of your Life: The Movie" so it should be familiar at least.

>>691378769
>i had sex and you didn't
who gives a shit? i haven't been laid in 3 months but i don't give a fuck i'm still happy living my life, fuck you for thinking sex is an accomplishment you whore.

>>691377676
It's in a holding pattern right now.
Have you no life that you need to live vicariously through others'?

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>>691378769
how is the basement treating you faggot!

>>691379191
troll'd

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>>691376572

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Old b8

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>>691379191
I just had an amazing orgasm from fucking! I can have sex whenever and however I want to. You on the other hand can never ever have sex with a woman, unless you get an escort! You'll forever be using your hand or toys! My man gets it any time he wants because I am always ready and horny for him. No one will ever feel that way about you. My pussy is filled with cream from my big dicked lover, while your cream goes into your palm!

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>>691379987
>OP

>>691376572
so he gave you an orgasm?

nice

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>>691379987
sure thing

>>691378769
good job quoting them dummy

>>691376572
I can't believe how many fucking idiots are in the friendzone. All kudos to you girl, if they're stupid enough and gullible, just do it. Fuck it, why can't those boys grow up to be men?

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>>691379987
>OP in reality

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>>691379987
try harder slut

>>691376572
I hear suicide is the ultimate heartbreaker AND it's the friend zone you can't get someone out of.

You should do it.

>>691381203
Oh by the way I'm a guy. Never been in the friendzone as I don't give a fuck. Either they're in to me or are not, I have my own friends I hangout with and do shit, I don't need some lame ass girl holding my hand and tell me it all going to be ok.

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>>691381203
>>691381381
>>691380528
>>691380793

You'll always be a virgin loser. You're that "nice guy" who always gets friendzoned and you just don't know why. I'll give it to you straight today. Your lack of social skills and luck with women will never change.

Pretty girls like Me don't care about you, we just use you for all you're worth. It's time to accept your place in life!

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>>691379987
sounds gross

T G
i o T
t r F
s O

>>691381880
Tits or gtfo u pretentious lonely attention seeking male berrypicking faggot

>>691381880
What the fuck are you babbling about? Didn't I just make myself clear? Go fucking home to your uninteresting boyfriend and fuck him, as I would give a fuck about a hole like you.

>>691381880
i truly hope you find christ one day if not have fun in hell!

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>>691381880
Am I getting warmer, OPPPPPPP!

>>691376572
same when I beat my wife until she cries and sodomize her in the strictest legal definition, turns my dick into diamonds

>>691376572
i love this kind of shit, and i love stories about pathetic guys getting fucked over by girls

please tell me some stories about your friendzoned friend OP

you rock

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>>691378769
Just a passerby but your pussy is probably ripped up so much that no amount of super glue or Kegel exercises could fix it.
All the king' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put your pussy together again

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>>691381880
Joke is on you. I'm not worth anything.

Also you should ask your suitors for a less lame car

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I've been using guys for YEARS. I recall many stories of how guys at school unwittingly acted as my private bars, taxi drivers, and shoulders to cry on, all without ever getting anything in return from me.

I knew they wanted me badly, but I made sure just to lead them on enough to get what I wanted, while keeping them firmly in the friendzone where they belonged.

So I know the basics of friendzoning, but I want to take my skills to the next level and I hear you guys are experts in this subject, as VICTIMS. Any tips?

>>691376572
WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>691381880
Hahah. You're the kind of a girl who thinks she's got something when your with your wimp of a guy and look at me when we happen to be in a bar. By what you're telling me you're the 5/10 girl with process complex and probably the last girl I would leave with from the bar , just because you think you're something, but your just an insecure little daddy's girl who's fucked up in the head. The same girl who likes drama. Lol. It's so pathetic.

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This ain't bait. It's chum.

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>>691376572
why does this thread keep getting made? can't OP come up with new bait?

>>691382642
What exactly do you get out of your orbiters?

I don't talk to women ever so even this is new to me.

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>>691382452
>All the king' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put your pussy together again

Being this dumb

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>>691383163
>>691382679
>>691382475
>>691382452
>>691382424
>>691382175
>>691382165
>>691382123

You're probably always stuck being the goofy guy in a group of girls carrying their handbags for them like a little loser. You are constantly falling for beautiful women out of your league, but they only see you as a friend.

Well at least they say they're your friend, but in reality they're just using you because you're a pathetic little bitch. You are always going to be that little bitch loser who is chasing after women way out of your league, so you're stuck having to just fap to pics of girls on /b/'s FB fap threads.

>>691381880
>>pretty girl
>>in /b/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtriSRmlbDw
should help

>>691382642
I had this girl once that was asking me to go out with her and spend time with her, go skiing with her and shit. Went out with her twice, she was enjoying herself, I paid the bill. Then when we were going home I asked her to come inside and have a drink with me. She told me she just wants to be friends. I've been there once or twice before so i knew what she was doing. Fuck that. I asked her out for some friends fun the next weekend and she was thrilled. We went to an expensive bar and I drank a lot. Maybe 100$ worth of shots and beer. I had such a fun time when I was waiting for the end of the evening. I asked for the bill at 2am , when it came I gave it for her and told her I paid the two before, and friends don't take advantage of each other and stood up and walked out. Hahahah. I was laughing so hard on my way to a friends late night party. It still makes me smile.

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THIS THREAD NOW BELONGS TO SEINFELD

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>>691383629

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>>691383467
da fuck xD

im literally poly with 3 girls brother

this is me, try harder m8'y

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>>691383745

>>691381880
UUUUUUUGLYYYYYY

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>>691382642
Bitch tried to do this to me
Stopped replying to her text messages, now she's got 2 of my friends hook line and sinker. I let it happen tho, survival of the beta-est

>Rule 16. There are NO girls on the Internet.
>Rule 24. You will never have sex.
>Rule 25. ????
>Rule 26. PROFIT!
>Rule 44. The Internet is not your personal army.
>Rule 45. Rule 45 is a lie.
>Rule 46. The cake is a lie.
>Rule 84. Rule 87 is true.
>Rule 87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-

What we learned:
>OP is actually a faggot as well as all the other "girls"

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>>691384049

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>>691383509
Pretty girls can still be into some sick shit. You fags probably get this fag's pussy wet.

>>691379987
>implying any woman would type that out

jesus dude, you are a real sad guy

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>>691384413
Hey dude if you're gonna kill this thread at least kill it with some quality Seinfeld.
Got any Puddy?

>>691381880
ur that fag talking shit on 4chan

yeah, me too, guess what, we're dubs!

fuck off you flaming faggot of queerness

>Faggots actually falling for this bait
>And I actually thought some of you might be alright, nope, all retards.

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>>691384722

>>691384771
see
>>691383745

>>691376572
tits or GTFO

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>>691384786
I'm alright. Are you alright?

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>>691382642
My advice- Stop while you can. If you continue you will do this to the wrong man one day and he will kill you.

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>>691379987
NONS LISTEN TO ME!!!
Listen all! This is the truth of it. Shitposting leads to boner killing, and boner killing gets to faggotry. And that was damn near the death of 4chan for us all. Look at us now! Busted up, and everyone talking about all out faggotry! But we've learned, by the dust of them all...4chan learned. Now, when femanons get to posting, it happens here! And it finishes here! TITS AND TIMESTAMP OR GTFO!!!.

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>>691385180

>>691378769
>>691379987

>names files "me"

Kek bait

>>691385243
/thread

>>691376572
sauce?

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>>691384881
If that's the best you got then you need to leave this thread alone and go think about your actions, son.

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>>691378769

>>691376572
just wait 20 years when men have no use for you :) enjoy the lulz while you can

>>691376572
You know, you're cute. You have a great attitude. Unfortunately attracting the attention of myself means you're getting doxed. First dubs gets her personal information.
#Injected

>>691377941
This pick again really?

>>691379987
Shows what you know. My cream goes into a sock or tissue.

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>>691376572

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>>691385319

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>>691383467
>this much projecting

troll/10

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>>691385711
I'll take that action!

>>691385711
rolling

>>691376572
Excellent use of a Diane Franklin image.
"The Last American Virgin" is an underrated film.
You, on the other hand, are a lying piece of shit.

>>691385977
I got it!

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>>691385977
Nice dubs!!

>>691381880
Timestamp or troll.

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>>691385790
I thought you had gone to not be such a bitch.

>>691379987
I lik fuck dog

u show tit pls horno very

Is the same shit from yesterday

>>691376572
nice b8 faggot

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fucking kike thread. ignore the kikes shitposting as cumdumpsters & sjw's

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>>691379987
>>691382642
>>691378769
Besides this being obvious bait; it you really are a girl pay a picture of you holding a time stamp and one eye closed [spoiler] you won't[spoiler]
>Inb4 u first

Your turn m'lady

/Thread

Have fun with your miserable life you obviously emotionaly hurt man

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Is Psychology just applied Astrology?

>>691379987
Seriously buddy no normie slut box is on/b/ takling about how much dick they take. Try harder next time anon

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>>691376572
fucking faggit copypasta

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>>691387432
You lose, virgin. You think I wouldn't do it?

PS. My boyfriend has been fingering me for the past 15 minutes while laughing at you pathetic virgins.

PPS. He's still fingering me while I type thissfdsfafs

>>691379987
You sound like a Womyn Studies major. You are a very insecure woman no doubt lying about hoe good your sex life is. Just so you know, It's much harder to remain faithful to a woman than to have sex with a 8/10, or hotter woman every two or three days. The opportunity for sex is not just common, some women try to pressure men into it.

>>691389675
Lmfao literally my hand and writing. I think I'll go to bed now. Make sure your boyfriend lubes up you don't want any chaffing from all that fingering m'lady ;^)

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>>691389922
>>691387797
I bet you're a virgin considering you're on /b/. How does it feel to be such a loser? A virgin loser! You must be fucking a fake vagina or have fucked a warm apple pie just to feel the warmth trying to replicate what it might feel like.

>>691383597
And yet you're still here, a virgin, fapping to FP fap threads.

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>>691389675
just die already you pathetic waste of space

A woman on /b/ haha
show pussy with time stamp or you're just a trap

>>691390313
I honestly don't know how I ended up here, but having time to myself to play video games, browse the internet, or watch a football game in no way signifies that I don't have a sex life, or in my case a regular sex life with a beautiful woman that I'm happily married to.

>>691390313
>considering you're on /b/
you are also on /b/ you pathetic virgin.

>>691390313
>Being this pathetic
Tits or GTFO cunt.
You know the rules

>>691390313
>A witch! A witch!
>Virgin virgin virgin virgin
Why are you so obsessed with other people being virgins.. hmmmmm I wonder maybe manchild McTooscaredToshowtheirface is a virgin!
You are projecting buddy :^(

>>691376572
Kill yourself

>>691391074
I don't see how people can't get laid, just to change the topic a little bit. Like, how socially inept were some people in highschool? I was a fucking nerd in computer science classes and still got my dick wet lots of times.

>>691391379
Why do you think I'm a virgin? I feel like people that need to voice how much seed they've had are compensating

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>>691391379
>ITT be me
>Autistic as fuck
>Doesn't understand social communication properly
>Or how to interpret feelings
>Or how to share feelings
>Mfw.png

>>691391379
or you can be religious but you know hey ho whatever you say goes.

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>>691389675
Sorry, there no male feminists here, so please go back to tumblr.

>>691391611
No I was saying in like general. Not pointing fingers.

>>691376572
gr8 b8 m8 8/8

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>>691376572
saw this yesterday, sage this shit

>>691391833
>still believing in religion
>21st Century
>Most of the things related to faith have been completely debunked
Bruh, cmon, just get laid. Stop using faith as a shield to hide that you are a loser

>>691389675
>same timestamp as virgin anon KEK

>>691376572
Let him fuck you in the ass and shit out his come in front of him. That's the only true way to break his heart.

>>691389675
You are both 6/10, almost ugly. At least you're not a tumblr whale, but I still would never fuck you. Not even to cuck your sad looking boyfriend.

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another quality post op >>691389675

>>691376572
Tits or GTFO

I was friend-zoned with a chick for about a year before I realized what was happening. Once I realized, I started actively pursuing other chicks and asking her for advice on how to get them, since we were "just friends". She got super jealous, especially on nights when I would break plans with her so I could go on dates.
We ended up dating. Fucked her raw for a while before it got boring.
That's the sad part. After pining over her for so long, it turned out her pussy wasn't anything special. Neither was her personality. It was all just an illusion of wanting something you can't get. Once you get it, you realize that the having will never live up to the wanting.

>>691382452

I expect that is because all the king's horses and all the king's men are what DONE TORE THAT SHIT UP IN DA FIRST PLACE, Y'ALL!

>>691376572
only a female would orgasm to hurting other humans a typical average female mind KYS

>>691379987
You are quite cute op shame your so emotionally fucked up want happened? Did daddy finger you? Or just turn his back on you? Grow the fuck up

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>>691394359
>Fucked her raw for a while before it got boring.
>her pussy wasn't anything special.
>having will never live up to the wanting.

You just picked the wrong girl. Some girls live up to the expectations because they're 10/10 goddesses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHorqM2sCE4

You're a crazy fucking bitch sally, you should just kys, kys kys sweety pie

>>691389675
I loled so Hard, well done anon, i love you

>>691395589
Pure bullshit. They're no more a goddess than you are a god. Keep putting them on that pedestal and they'll keep treating you like you're below them.
It's not anything special, it's just a vagina. Every woman has one.

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>>691395089
Because I can. At a young age I realized that guys are willing to do stuff for me for free. I also realized that I can make them do whatever I want.

Best of all, I realized that I could hurt them and drive them to suicide (4 guys already) and I could get away with it. In fact, I attended their funerals and I posed smiling by their casket when no one was looking.

The whole time I pretended to be sad, but actually I was dripping wet while I see their relatives crying.

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>>691396473
You just live in the wrong neighborhood. 10/10 goddesses exist.

>>691389675
Wow. You're REALLY unattractive.
Did you know that?

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>>691397250
10/10 princesses with perfect vaginas exist too if goddesses aren't your thing.

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>>691396473
We are superior to you loser. Don't you agree? Men are below women. And that's why you will never touch us. You know that you are unworthy of a beautiful goddess like me. You know it.

And without us you are nothing. You are nothing more than a stupid beta male. You just need our attention desperately so you can jerk and cum. You're all losers. Deep down you know it. You've resigned yourself to this fact. This was just a little reminder, a reality check. You are all fucking losers and that is a fact!

>>691396866
Pic of casket or it never happened