>>691349742
Leave in water with edible debris
Create large crab

butthole

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If dubs, release back into ocean

My dubs say keep it as a pet.

>>691349742

Set it free rather than committing some pointless act of barbarism for the empty approval of a message board of idiots.

>>691349853
Roll for dis

Eat it

>>691349958
They do

Literally just fucking bite it

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stick it up ur asshole

Find another. Nipple clamps.

>>691350122
SHIT YE I GOT DUBS ON THIS BITE THE CRAB

Give it money

>>691349742
microwave it for 2 minutes and record it

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My numbers decide that you must feed it and make a crab home for it. Find a crackwhore and breed crabpeople with it.

Name him jerry and let him go.

>>691349742
Surround it with money.

>>691349742
CUM ON IT

Check it for the crabby patty recipe.

>let it go
>open restaurant under the sea

>>691350122
>>691350279
OP here. I didn't say it was a dubs thread fag

If Dubs, put in your mouth and chew you sick fuck

Name him Rick and get him a bitchin ass tank to live in, make him your child

4chan space program

Crabs are confirmed to be excellent pilots

>>691350559
You just dont wanna bite the crab cus its fishy like your moms pussy

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>>691350559

Found a little crab fetus stuck on a steamed oyster once. I ate it

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Eating raw crab can give nasty lung parasites. DO NOT EAT IT. Instead do this: >>691350418

Because my numbers say so.

>>691350559
Coat thoroughly in WD-40 or some equally flammable substance

Ignite

Record and/or stream live on YouTube

Prepare coffee.
Dump it into coffee.
Drink.

>>691349742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jFTzhdZF4

>>691350559
>>691350710
>>691350714
jk, I'm not OP. get rekt fruit tarts

>>691351156
Kek

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>>691349742

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put it back in pubic area where you found it

Crab space program

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All do whatever trips tells me to

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>>691351940
make it your god build an altar and pray to it

Cum on it

Let it pinch your cock

IDK, let it free...

>>691351940
Inject it with piss

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>>691351940
Make it your responsibility to care for its well fare personally or release it to fend for its self as nature intended

Grab scissors and cut it in half

>>691352371
This

>>691351940
Drown in your own cum

>>691352500
FUCK

Name it Rick and give it a bitchin ass home or let it go you fucking nigger

Name it charlie...

cum on it

>>691349853
Roll for this

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>>691349742
Give it a little kiss and release it back into it's native habitat. It deserves a chance to live.

>>691349853
Roll

Just put it up your ass already you bitchfaggotpieceofshitnogoodwhoresonnigger

>>691350324
>>691350447
I agree. just a few bucks for a sandwich. don't want that bum buying alcohol with it

>>691349853
Roll

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>>691352371

Fuck that. It's time the space program adds a crustacean to its list of brave cosmonauts

Snip it's eyes off

that's a female crab.

SMASH IT

>>691349742
Make a tiny little crab cake.

>>691352918
roll for this

>>691352972
Soon to be the first female crab cosmonaut

Trips say release it back into the wild.

>>691353044
Game over, OP do it.

fuck you sissy faggot animal lovers and fuck your stupid PETA

SPACE PROGRAM

SEND IT INTO SPACE FOR OUR LORD KEK

>>691352918
Do this you ass fuck

>>691352549
Roll for this

>>691349853
Rawlin

>>691349853
Rolling for this

>>691353203
Even have dubs for it already

>>691353106
kek'd

S P A C E P R O G R A M

>>691349853
Reroll

>>691350122
>>691352500
>>691353044
>>691353144
Where the fuck are the trips?

put it on your dick while you jump up and down.

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>>691353203
>not wanting to needlessly kill an animal
>faggot animal lover PETA-fag
Whatever you have to say to delay your inevitable realization that you are, in fact, a psychopath.

>>691350885
roll for this

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>>691349742
in pooper nao

>>691349742
put it back where you found it, fuckhead.

>>691349853
RAWLIN

OP there is clear overwhelming support for the space industry's next adventure in to the last frontier.

>>691349742
Shore crab, put it in a small tub with another shore crab.

Space program

send it to space for science

>>691353429
Embracing it everyday

cum on it!!

>>691349853
Rolling for this don't be a dick OP

>>691353539
I bet.

Send that beautiful crustacean in the upper atmosphere nigga

Well, looks like OP's a faggot.

>>691353353
This

>>691349853
Rollerino

>>691349853
Rolling

>tfw no timestamp

if real send into space (anal space works too)

>>691353694
roll

Make it your pet

S P A C E P R O G R A M

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Cum on it, fry it up with dat tasty sauce, hide it in someones food with similar texture...

>>691353538
roll

>>691350708
>>691351837
>>691352918
>>691353203
>>691353518
>>691353537
>>691353538
>>691353694
>>691353859
rolling for
Space, the final frontier

build it a little house, or make it a little paper hat to wear

>>691353892

roll

>>691349742
no matters the trips. the crab's gonna die soon. psychopath or not.

I know my crabs! I've see a lot of crabs...disturbing when I close my eyes

...those fucking facehuggers

Cook it and eat it with nice chianti.

>>691353921
then send it to space

put it in your freezer

>>691353999
FUCKING FINALLY!!

>>691351940
Shove it into dick hole.

>>691353999
kek contact nasa

>>691353897
RR

>>691353999
winrar

>>691353999
Winrar. Time for the space program OP

>>691353999
WINRAR

OP, start working on that dope ass paper hat you faggot

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>>691351940
feed him HAM chunks

like

buy lunchables
and chuck the ham in the water
watch him go at it and let him be in his natural water

Rockie the Fish was delicious

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>>691351940
make a tank for it, make it cozy, and everynight tuck it into bed with a kiss and say "goodnight krabby"

>>691353999
Poor bastard,time for space program

>>691353999
oh shit, first crab in space

>>691353999
YES

>>691353999

>send the crabs to space
>that's how the crab becames the first xenomorph

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>>691349853
Rolling

>>691352918
Cosmonaut? What are you, a fucking commie?

make him a hat to wear while he is (making a failed attempt at) soaring the cosmos

>>691354575
>>691353999
fag

>>691353999
This is one for the history books

you take that God dam crab and you befriend it. you treat that fucker like shes your god dam messiah. after she grows to fucking love you, cant live a minute without you, you start to ignore it. alot. never call it back, avoid eye contact. only meet up with her for sex or to borrow money. that crab bitch will get so depressed she'll take up alcoholism and cutting. post results.

>>691354637
who is?

>>691354747
too late

it will be an hero to the /b/ space program

>>691351940
Feed it and make larger crab

>>691354877

>>691354575 of course

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>>691353999
I threw it really high

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>>691353999

OP you make that crab a fucking hat and buy some balloons and send crabbro to space

>>691354955
i thought you where calling>>691353999 a fag

>>691354966
Fucking faggot. That shit was weak. How dare you deprive that crabstronaut his God given right to go into orbit.

make him strong and independent

>>691354966
and on this day it was said that OP delivered

now post the result of the crab impacting the earth

For the record this is the second d crab in space

Wasted. You could have sent him off with some fireworks. Those places are open rn for the 4th. Fag.

>>691354966
so... the thread is dead now ?

>>691355272
femanist

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Put in foreskin

>>691354955
Fuck you, mang.

>>691354966

at least post the result

hope you caught him so you could send him off with a bang

>>691351940
if u love him set him free

>>691355687
into space

Space program

rip OP he was only kind of a fag but then he went full faggot

>>691349994
Stick it in this faggot's pee hole

>>691353999
Lol op you better deliver. You will need like 1 or 2 balloons.

thred is dead

O卩 丨乙

>>691357371
it looks like op is gay az fuck

>>691354966
Fuck you op
This man wanted to send him to space and what do you do, you take a picture of the sky acting like you threw the little jew, send that shekel stealer into orbit

>>691357497
乃巨匚八凵乙巨 什巨 丨乙

>>691358260
kek

make it pinch your nipple

lather it with cum

>>691357371
>>691358260
你们都是白鬼

Make a gif of it eating random shit.

EAT IT WITH CHILI

EAT IT WITH POTATOS

>>691353203
Roll for this

>>691353339
a waste

>>691353203
Haven't made out to the end of thread yet, still reading. But if trips didn't get got, this

That fucking thing needs to go straight into your asshole.

>>691353429
Welcome to 4chan. What the fuck did you think this site was? A place for sane sensible people? Smells like summer fag in here

>>691351940
let it roam freely inside your ass

>>691359610
Nigger do you think I actually know chinese

>>691360778
我知道，你不可能因为你是一个傻逼

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>>691349742
Where you're from? Rolling for taking a better picture and release it back into the mangroves.

It looks like a Pseudosesarma crassimanum.

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>>691360605
rollin

>>691349742
It's an emerald crab, no?

OP won't deliver. OP is a huge fag

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>>691361682
I would need a sharper picture of the carapace. It seems a bit round, but the pincers and the little dot on the carapace look familiar to a Pseudosesarma to me.

>>69135194
DRAW CLOTHES WITH SHARPI

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>>691362106
Heres a better view, note the black dot and the white claw tips.

>>691349742
make a little crabcake

>>691349853
Roll for this.