Kill urself

Fucking kill yourself, it doesn't get any better.

Quit being such a fucking pussy.

>>691343790
Bet on red u fuck.

>>691343790
It gets worse.

>>691343790
Invest in bitcoin

quit while you're ahead

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>>691344033
>>691344072
that's what I was going to say

>>691344376
Fucking this.

Don't be an anti-social fuck

>>691343790
Start work out you fat fuck

Start doing exercise, stop being a faggot, learn how to talk to people, dont let them bully youre fucking bigger, study more for fucks sake you gotta be the very best. Also ask for a guitar for your birthday. And don't get on any motorbike.

>>691343790
Get off 4chan

Dont fail the first suicide, fuckers wont get of your ass after and wont get anohter easy chance

Kill yourself.

Shut the fuck up kid.

Dont smoke weed

Go outside you fucking loser.

tell dad you love him while you still can you fucking retard

>>691343790
moke weed erreday

>>691343790
Join the glorious nation of islam, get a woman who knows her place and bunker down for a terrible and long ride. The west will become a cesspool of degeneracy by 2010, just sit back and watch it burn.

>>691343790
Tak as many naked photos of yourself, so that in 10 years you will be able to jack off to your top tier shota body.

>>691345508
Take*

"Do more drugs"

In 2014 a bunch of celebrities will have their nudes leaked, prepare your dick.

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>>691343790
"Fuck everything. Just draw every day."

>>691345331
Eh, never told my dad that i love him and it's too late now, i regret it.

>be me last week
>don't ever go to 4chan

Stop playing fucking video games.

And Joli is best girl, treat her like Queen she deserves to be.

show me your cock

Start fucking guys now before you get old

>>691343790
I would have to beat the shit out of myself to get anything across.

>>691343790
stop playing runescape when all your friends do

Cut that stupid bitch out of your life and stop being such a whiny cunt.

Adulthood sucks. Don't try it.

Don't fucking fall for her.

>>691343790
Don't smoke weed.
Don't smoke cigarettes
Drink in moderation
Girls are worthless
Your band isn't gonna make it
Do good I high school
Go to a good college
Electronic engineering
Or mechanical. You can do it.
Wait on a 10/10 wife.
Don't settle.
You're gonna die. This is unavoidable

>>691343790
i'd tell him the winning lottery numbers, but i wouldn't say what date or game they're for, and i'd make it seem like i was going to but my message time gets cut short "the winning lottery numbers are 48 23 04 17 32 on saturday the oh no i'm out of time" my 14 year old self would be so trolled top kek

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>>691343790
"Shut the fuck up about your stupid art jealousy and realize that your depression and life will only get fucking worse. So enjoy yourself now, make friends, keep them close. You'll need it."

I was edgy and "depressed" back then, oh and jealous of other artists. My art is still shit, but better than before. Oh well.

>>691343790
Kill Drump and Shillary while you can still get away with it and just go to a mental hospital

>>691345291
why?

>>691346859
You Bernie or Bust, brah?

>>691345611
only real answer

>>691346756
Post art for proof

>>691344033
>>691344072
>>691344308
>>691344376
>>691344436
>>691344642
>>691345080
>>691345148
>>691346544
These

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>>691347145
Most recent digital piece (My tablet died so I'm waiting for my new one to come in the mail) sorry for Undertale cancer since I know I'm gonna get those comments.

>>691347408
an hero now

Hurry up and get out the fucking closet

>>691347408
eh. Good enough for youtube thumbnails.

You need to learn how to study. Oh fucking whoopdie-doo you are going to breeze through HS. Get what faggot? Uni is difficult, you'll fuck it up if you never learn how to study.

Also getting with women and concentrating on losing your v-card in uni was a dumb mistake. Yeah, you had sex. But it doesnt help in the long run.

Pick a real major, keep your head down, disregard bitches.

>>691346968
I stopped caring, but even though I disagree with a few of his key points, he's still far better than the other two clowns

Religion is bullshit
The relationship with your friends is always going to stay mostly one sided find better friends
The girl in band class is thinks your cute, go talk to her.
That feeling you convinced yourself was being jealous. Was being attracted to other men. its fine that your bisexual
Being angry gets you nowhere. relax and at least pretend to enjoy life, because you never will actually enjoy it

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>>691347579
Fuckin' knew it. Here take some more skele bullshit.

>>691347628
I've done a few speedpaints on YT just for fun, at some point my depression took a sideline so I was able to focus on them somewhat. Hoping to get back into that groove when the new tablet rolls in.

If it isn't July yet, go with your neighbor's cousin when he invites you over to his apartment. Yes you're going to fuck and it's going to be onne of the best sexual encounters of your life.

Don't be afraid of your sexuality, almost everyone you meet after high school is bi and you're going to regret not fucking with him every chance you get.

Will greentext this if anyone gives a fuck.

>>691343790
Your always less awesome than you think you are.
Don't get complacent because you think you're great.
Also, take the fucking hints that Kaylee will give you.

>>691343790
someday, a crazy wild-eyed scientist or a kid may show up asking about that book. And if that ever happens...

>>691343790
>cut your hair, you look like a faggot. bit shorter on the sides really fits you.
>change school. save yourself the misery and graduate a year earlier.
>don't apply for normal university. there are other higher educations that fit you better. you will enjoy economy. you can handle stress.
>get your fucking degree. work can wait.
>start working out. your confidence will explode and you'll actually be really attractive. don't forget legs or you'll have to work extra hard on them later.
>don't stop being the good guy. it won't get you laid quite as often, but the quality you'll have is fucking worth it.
>every relationship you'll have will be good. you will learn a lot and never regret a thing, so don't think about it too much.
>everything will work out. you'll have a good life, you'll be happy. just wait for it.
>also get surgery once you're old enough.

>>691343790
dont fuck this up

>>691348146
kek

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Trump will be prrsident in 2016

>>691343790
Take pictures of your dick and butthole. Put things in there. Fap to these in 20 years

Drop out of school right now, it's not worth it.
And get some heroin, become hooked on it, the sooner the better - It's the best feeling you will ever experience!

>>691348202
>cut your hair, you look like a faggot. bit shorter on the sides really fits you.
>bit shorter on the sides really fits you.
>really fits you.
>a faggot

You're still a faggot to this day aren't you?

>>691347836
>Religion is bullshit
This.
If I hadn't been such an autistic moralfag because of my faith, I could have been a lot more objective about my life when I was younger.

>>691343790
dont drink so much, youll get sent to rehab and it will fuck up your life.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10580018

vote

just die you fat fuck

>>691349101
Also, try to fuck Madeline, shes into you and she gets hotter each year.

>>691343790
i would say absolutely nothing because none of it matters. im here now and the past is gone forever, so gotta make the best of the future

id tell myself XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>691348202

what surgery anon

I wouldnt tell him shit. Why would i spoil the ultimate story, the only one that actually matters? Thats like knowing when youll die, it takes the fun out of life.

>>691347897
Currency in freefall. I love it

>>691349350
>>691349497
These

>>691343790
Dont go on /b/ you fag or you shall never return.

>>691343790
Cut your hair. It's never gonna grow long, you're just gonna end up looking like a geebee

>>691343790
Fuck her right in the pussy
And stay away from your brother
And get a life

>>691343790
1. learn Python
2. register on Twitter
3. find a mentor
4. you can accomplish anything if you really want it

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>691349867
I feel old twitter didn't even exist when I was 14

The fucking lottery numbers of all the days

>>691343790

Brah.
Brah.
Brah.

Higher a hooker.
Love is a lie.
Don't stick in crazy.
lrn2spell
Pussy dime a dozen.

You're going to find a thread saying...
>If you could tell your fourteen year old self anything, what would it be?
Don't reply to it faggot.

>>691343790
Just kiss her

>>691343790
No matter what happens, it will all end up the same when you die.
There are no gods, no afterlife, you just sleep without dreams forever when you go.
So stay calm, no matter what happens.
Panic and distress will only impede your ability to respond well to a situation.
Also, when you join the swim team, stay on it, no matter how bad they make you feel.
Make sure your grades are great, and stay in contact with your friends, and try to put on a likable face, no matter how shitty you feel that day.
Fuck Kaylee, fuck Kourtney, and fuck Abby, they're all screaming at you to fuck them. Especially Abby. If you don't ask her out first, she eventually does it for you.
Good luck kid, I'm rooting for you.

Lotto numbers


5 weeks of gym gets u ripped.

>>691350283
gay

>>691348146
Fuck off biff

>>691347897
Story please anon

>>691343790
Nothing really matters.

>>691350322
Oh, one last thing.
Get into to UT Austin, more of your friends are going there and they're Computer Science program is better. Oh, btw you end up a programmer. Also you need to get out of the house asap, whether that be a college dorm or an apartment. Make sure you have roommates.

When you get to college, just suck it up and do what they say to get the fucking degree. Dropping out because you wanted to play videogames instead of going to class will fuck everything up for you later.

>>691350322
Fucking hell bro,let it go. Seriously dude, do,you yourself a favour now, let loose. Tell your your you get self to have fun.

I love you

>>691343790
fuck Anne while you've got the chance don't be a pussy

Stop being so fucking edgy
Stop being introverted
Analyse everyone and act accordingly, fit in, you'll want it later
And last but not least, don't fucking talk to her. She'll fuck you up.

Try harder at school you fucking idiot.

>>691350790
>let it go
A lot easier said than done, bro.

>>691350322
I feel sorry that i was such a pussy and i regret not taking LSD. I would have been so much more ready for life if i had taken it.

>>691343790
Nothing. If my future self came back to visit me right now and told me to work hard and bust my ass and not be a lazy fuck, I definitely wouldn't listen. There's no reason to believe your 14 year old self would listen to anything you have to say.

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fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bully?
I'll have youWhat the know I had sex with most of my class in middle school,
and I've been involved in numerous private shows on tinychat, and I
have over 300 confirmed nudes. I'm trained in gorilla whorefare and
I'm top stripper in the entire canadian internet. You're nothing to
me but just another viewer.

i will pull my tits the fuck out precision the likes of which has
never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You
think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the
Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret
network of news stations across Canada and my story is being told
right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.The storm that
wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your news feed. I'm
fucking dead, kid. I can drink bleach anywhere, anytime, and I can
kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my
bleached hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed
clothing removal, but I have access to the entire cabnent of
cleaning materials and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my
miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If
only you could have known what unholy retribution your little
"clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would
have screenshot those fucking nudes. But you couldn't, you didn't,
and now I'm paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will pour bleach
all over me and I will drown in it. I'm fucking dead, kiddo.

>>691350997
I've been ther dude. I can't say what the turning point was, but there's a time where you've just got to say "fuck it", move on, and try something different.

>>691351266
This.
Then again, my 14 year old self was a lot more prone to fear and peer-pressure. It might have worked.

>>691348861
Probably arrested because he raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

Ur a faggot

Learn good trigger discipline

>>691350690
Roommates are fucking cancer. Never again

Stop eating like a fucking pig!

you can do better

don't say stuff
i guess lurk moar but irl

>>691343790
kill yourself already.

>>691351647
I wouldn't know, but I usually need people to go home to. Otherwise it wouldn't feel right.

>>691351647
Not true. I've had roommates who'd happily kill, and those I'd happily kill for.

>>691343790
the usual stock development data maybe lotto numbers
and to get myself a proper data storage server to dumb my data on

>>691344863
Oh

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Finish your education.

>>691351736
This.
Don't just go through life in a self-centered haze, pay attention to your surroundings.

>>691351771
get a bunch of dakimakuras and a rasberry pi with a motionsensor that each time you open the door home plays a track saying "welcome home"

>>691343790
samefag

14 yr old me would reply with "tits or gtfo, i'm not fbi k thanks bye i was never here"

Chop suey

stop trying

>>691351771
I've never lived alone cept for two weeks once. It sucked. But rooming with every single one of my friends made me hate them and now all of my friends are assholes and I'm over here by myself like well fuck. I'm married so still not alone but it sucks knowing your friends that are all doing poorly and not as good as you are assholes and every couple years one comes around like " bro I need a place to stay" and you've been down that road and you gotta be like "nope" and it's not you. It's them.

>>691350215
Don´t reply to it faggot

>>691343790
Yahweh is not God, so go fuck around as much as you want.

Start fucking. Shouldn't wait till 25.

>>691351784
Same. But I'd also happily kill all my friends/former roommates. See>>691352099

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>>691343790
>Stop arguing with your parents so much; they don't know everything, but they know a hell of a lot more than you do. And since you're on that computer so much, get into programming and learn how to code. Take school more seriously and stop caring what girls think of you. Also, if you're going to study Japanese, get serious about it by buying books by Tuttle Publishing. Stop buying manga. Enlist when you finish high school in either the Air Force or the Navy. DO NOT FUCKING QUIT. You can go to college while you're in there.

Make a move with him. And don't worry about that stuff we talked about yesterday.

>>691352267
Irrashai*sp has good stuff. We had it in high school and after two semesters I was at a third graders reading and speaking level

>>691352267
usually we try to be shitty and sarcastic. Stop making me feel.

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>>691352433
Well, these days I use the So-Matome series to study for the JLPT (N3). Got my beginnings in Genki and Tuttle, got stalled with Yale Press when I transferred to my current Uni.

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>>691352664
Feel me.

Each day of my life is marred with pain, guilt, shame, and regret.

>>691347408
u r right about it being shit

>>691351426
I'm trying man.
I'm trying real hard.

>>691345731
Kek my dad left me

>>691345460
We're not "burning" yet, shitskin.

>work out

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>>691348891

>>691343790
start hitting the gym and spend all your money in bitcoins

>>691343790
when you decide you'd rather get drunk, stoned, and play video games than finish the semester drop your fucking classes or man up and finish them instead of failing them and ruining your GPA

>>691352765

If your strong enough to acknowledge your feelings, then you're strong enough to find your peace

I believe in you

Be better to her, you'll know who when you find her.

Those scars will never go away,
Never smoke anything
Work your job and save every dime!!
Drink in moderation
Your parents will get a divorce and ruin your graduation
Stop eating fastfood
You'll graduate with so much hate
Use that and continue working out!
And pursue electrical and not instrumentation!!
Those guys are shit and you'll be happier and gain respect from them
Oh and move out the second dad makes you pay rent!!
You'll have over 20k saved as long as u save for 2yrs and do not. Do NOT lend your mother any money!

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>>691353855
Everyday, little by little, I die.

In 2016 u will get the number 691354112

>>691343790
Run. She doesn't love you. She will stab you. And medical bills are expensive.

>>691354047
>fuck

>>691354047
So close.

>>691353668
This is probably the most general thing I've read in the whole thread.

>>691354007
you're only gonna die once. everyday, little by little, you live

>>691343790
stop getting fat you lazy fucker, go running or some shit

>>691354007
Don't we all, Bond?

nothing lol because im fourteen Rn x'))

Stop going to 4chan it doesn't get any better

>>691343790
You won't have to worry about getting fat. But you will worry about being broke and providing for your son(my son has everything he needs. But I don't.)

>>691354381
B&

>>691344033
>>691344072
mfw when these was first things to pop into my mind before i even open this thread..

Hate these "magical" threads.

>work harder in school.
>don't beat off every day.
>stand up for self against fucks in school.
>plan to get away from family asap.
whatever

>>691343790
You're gonna marry him one day, and you will have kids together. Stop thinking you aren't good enough. It's gonna take you guys a while but when you're 21 he's still gonna want you and he's gonna be crazy about you so stop beating yourself up for him not liking you. You kissed, you fooled around, but thats not all he cares about. Just be patient. The best things in life take time