>>691329702
No, and I took someone's virginity like 4 hours ago.

>>691329824
>Anonymous 06/25/16(Sat)07:24:57 No.6913
Either they lied or you're a pedo

Yes, I'm just waiting for the perfect girl

yesss, I'm almost 20years old

>>691330013
trust me, she wasn't lying... and she was a rare, non-religious 21 year old, so no pedo

>>691329702
No. Fucked a 13 year old..
Also think it's worth mentioning that I was 14 at the time

yeah... I'm 18, I'm thinking about going on tinder but idk, I'd like to actually interact with someone irl and I'm still not sure if I'll find anyone since I live in such an isolated place

>>691329702
My old man thinks I'm gay. Want to help me prove him wrong?

Yes and I'll die this way.

>>691330613
not sure how taking a dick up the ass is going to prove him wrong, but sure, bend over and I'll help

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>>691329702
>You're not?

>>691329702
Yes I'm a virgin.

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>>691329824
That's nice... makes me feel a lil pumped up.

>>691330350
Sacks of lard arent people anon. Pics of this being

>>691331031
millenial girls are easy, most of them completely lack self confidence... build them up a little and they're like putty in your hands; at least the girls in my generation actually made you work for their cherries

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Not since I was 10

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>>691331202
nope, smarter than this, thanks

Nope, and I've deflowered 4 girls. Married the last one.

>>691330070
perfect girl is any that will sleep with you without being paid, right?

>>691329702

I'd give it to you two fine ladies.

>>691331640
as if any of them don't get paid

does anal count?

Nope as of last night

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>>691329702
No, but that's only because I fucked a hooker. I'm too autistic to get laid the normal way.

>>691332235

im considering going to a hooker, im 25 and ready to kill myself because i cant understand how to talk to people

>>691329702
I'm still 8 yrs old kid from Arizona. What is a virgin?

>>691329702
no, but not that far off.
have only fucked one girl who wasnt a whore in my life

Yes I'm 37 and waiting for marriage

>>691329702
I have never cum inside of a woman. So I guess maybe I am a virgin.

yeah, i cant afford a prostitute, let alone a girlfriend

>>691332701
Go for it, I personally didn't think it was worth the money though.

>>691332701
Do you have money or are you NEET?

>>691333570
you cant afford £60?

>>691329702
Nope, lost it at a party yesterday and feel like a god

>>691332235
>the normal way.
Anon don't let those faggots make you feel bad for a second. Prostitution is as ancient as weddings. And just as sacred. It's more normal than recycling.

>>691329702
I know this is sad, but I'm 32 and I havent fucked in a while, since like 33 hours. I'm ashamed, but she had to go since I'm basically too big for her.
Oh, and I was last a virgin at age 21 (ages ago)

>>691334314
afford both in terms of money for the prostitute, the venue, the social implications of leaving my parents house in the night, the travel to where ever the venue is

>>691329702
Fuck yes

>>691335567
how old are you anon?
if you can get into a strip club you can get a room for 30 mins. Might cost a few more bucks, but at least it means you can stop being stressed about being a virgin

>>691329702
>No but you can make sure I'm not

>>691332997
MODS

>>691335103
>Prostitution is as ancient as weddings
So is cancer.

>>691329702
About to lose my virginity tonight actually

>>691335103
thx bae

>>691335842
please inform me where i can find a strip club in suburban southern england, and how i should explain leaving the house in the evening

>>691335842
Whats an average price?

>>691335842
21 but living with parents and never go out in the evenings

No. I lost it in 1995.

>>691336753
If you are 21 you shouldn't have to explain where you are going. Be independant, do it on your terms...

>>691329702
>Unless you wanna change it then fuck off

Hi I'm a desperate loser nerd,

Does Match actually work or will I only meet other complete social fuckups. I have to imagine that I will because they have to settle for online dating like me.

After my Ex of 5 years left me 2 years ago I haven't got any. So I might as well be again.

>>691336669
Tons in London, Essex - dont know about the other side as I'm from East Anglia.

>>691336669
Go to a city and then go to literally any strip club, they're clearly visible and obvious. And what's so hard about leaving the house? Just say you're meeting a friend or going to the store to buy some food, your parents probably don't care anyway.

>>691336709
for a girl off the streets £40 for blow job, £60 for the lot

For a room for an hour, probably £100

>>691336904
i can't suddenly go out and take my dad's car after years of never doing anything in the evenings

>>691336918
no one will contact you unless they are bots

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>>691333239
How strong are your wizard powers?

Born again virgin against my will cause I've lost my looks, money, and sex drive. Sucks the big one

>>691337323
london is about 2 hours away and virtually impossible to travel in and out overnight, i'd have to get a hotel room

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>>691329702
Why, wanna fuck?

>>691337439
i don't have any friends and i have all the food i could need here, they wouldn't buy it for a second

Anyone who is a virgin by 25 should really consider becoming gay. Even if you dont want a romantic relationship , just for sex. It doesnt really feel that different.

90% of poofs want to get fucked and cant or dont want to fuck someone. If you are prepared to fuck em you can absolutely have your pick of guys, no matter how ugly/poor/socially awkward you are, they will be begging for it. And if you try it you might just like it?

If you close your eyes, does it really make any difference what pair of lips are wrapped around your cock?

>>691329702
Y-yes... hehe.. Can I smell your feet?

>>691337894
It doesn't matter if you don't have any friends, just say you're meeting someone from work or school (or some online game or the internet if you're a NEET). They'd be happy you're seeing someone.

>>691337894
tell them you're going to meet a girl then? why do you keep throwing up excuses for your failure anon? if you *like* being a virgin then by all means carry on. If you dont want to be then do something to change it. Its your choice.

>>691338010
yes it does matter because i'm not a faggot, if i wanted to fuck a man i would have at parties years ago

>>691338239
if i told them it was to meet a girl i'd never hear the end of it

>>691337894
Then lie and say you made a new friend, what's the problem?

>>691329702
I've ejaculated many, many times thank you.

>>691338276
if you hate yourself afterwards it mean you arent really a faggot

>>691338442
why? you're parents don't want you to have a gf?

you're just making excuses for your own shyness anon.

No. Now moar of these girls.

>>691338010
i "became gay" well, i was already bisexual but i'd never sleep with a woman again in my life after being 19 and sleeping with a woman, it felt like it was too much work and too forced so i picked up a trap instead and we hung out, played vidya and fucked. not only did we fuck, i actually had a good time and her ass pussy felt way tighter and softer. the tip to this is if you're more straight v gay to find a trap or a twink and load that asshole with lubricant for best results slightly heat lubricant.

>>691338515
i hate myself constantly, i still don't want my dick up a dude's ass

>>691330350
>>691330350
>2016
>not fucking religious girls too

come on anon, religious girls are so fucking oppressed in their sexuality they're down for anything. First girl I fucked in the ass was an 18 year old mormon, first girl to let me tie them up, gag and blindfold them was a 22 year old... uh.. pentacostal, I think.

>>691336918
It only kind of works if you're not ugly. Most of the time it's a waste of time.

>>691338442
Have you tried honesty?

"I'm unhappy with my inability to get laid so I'm going to fuck a hooker, see you soon".

You're 21, you might be living by your parents rules under their roof, but they cant dictate your life. Besides, what right do they have to oppose what you do when it isn't under their roof?

>>691329702
no but i wish i could to start the game all over again :)

>>691338839
just start with a blow job

>>691338969
they've dictated my life so far, im waiting for them to die before i can kill myself

>>691338681
seriously anons fucking traps is fun as fuck. they will fuck you for longer than most women will too. most of them want you to fuck their asshole for a good 30-40 minutes straight so have stamina. it takes them a while to get an actual orgasm for the prostate and like women they can get multiple ones from their assholes.

>>691331315
new fucked up Y generation, i think it is amazing for sex but harder with them for a true relationship

>>691339138
Then you're impossible to help. Why bother waiting for your parents to die to kill yourself? Just go for it, you'll be dead anyway so you dont have to worry about their reaction.

>>691339209
also if any anons need trap relationship/hook up advice i'll help you

>>691336918
>will I only meet other complete social fuckups

You know, funnily enough, (non-fat/ugly) mousey nerd type girls are still draws even outside nerd/geek circles.

>>691339342
because i care about their wellbeing more than my own

>>691339138
Nigga, you're a grown ass man. Why the fuck do you give a shit what your parents think? Stop making excuses for your autism. Just make up a lie or sneak out of the house. Ain't that hard. The fuck is wrong with you?

>>691339209
I'd probably kill myself if I decide to go through it.

>>691329702
Y-yes p-please

>>691329702
Sure, I'm 19. Not autistic or ugly, I just don't understand how to say to a girl that I want to bang her. Also where can I do that?I don't live alone...
I have a really high number of girls who want my D but I have these fucking issues. Maybe I'm just scared to loose my verginity, dunno why

>>691339828
I'm guessing he's the son of some immigrants and they depend on him.

>>691339138
seriously m8, youre 21. you can do what you fucking want,

>>691339933
If it makes you feel any better a fair amount really don't even want you touching their dicks and they'll get pissed if you do. also a lot of the hot ones will pity guys like you anon because they know what its like to be sad, lonely and asperger feeling.

>>691330485
when i was 13 i fucked a 14 year old. i think i was technically raped

>>691329702
>Why do you want to fuck?

>>691339511
Where can I find a MTF transgender who termined the transition? I mean one who has cutted off the dick and has a fake pussy.

>>691340049
if you haev a high number of girls who want your D they would be on your D

>>691329702
>no, i molested you when you were young, so you arent a virgin
>"thats gross uncle randy"

>>691340389
was it full on fucking? the first time i got molested i was like i cant remember my exact age but i want to say almost 10 maybe 9 or something my aunt forced me into a wall, fondled me and kind of held me there i was too young to cum even. then i fingered a girl on a dare with spin the bottle or whatever it was at a local park at about midnight, then 15 fucking my gf when she was drunk and having her cry about something.

>>691340371
>Being pitied by a freak

jfc

>>691340075
>and they depend on him.
Pretty sure it's the other way around. He's 21 and too autistic to leave the house without his parents' permission and knowledge.

>>691340637
grindr maybe other dating websites. ive never had good look with the already transitioned or never seen one like you say, i've only seen ones where they've pre tranisition and on plenty of hrt. if you dont mind slightly (possibly) more masculine your best bet for per fucks and libido will be a femboy.

>>691340800
yeah i fucked her in the ass. she didnt like it haha. but I dated her for like two years after that and fucked her in the ass 5 times a week. only pussy fucked her like 3 or 4 times.

>>691340882
sounds about right

>>691332235
Me too man... And I said "meh"

>>691341282
not bad bro i prefer the feeling of a tight ass v tight pussy any day its so much tighter and in a way it feels slightly more rigid but its like for me the ability to curve my dick and you really feel it massage inside that hole. im taking a femboys ass virginity this weekend shes never had a dick up here ass before and im shoving a giant dick up it ive talked her through it over the phone heard that nervous voice acted like i cared (i dont) and told her i'd be gentle but i really want to just fuck that ass hard.

>>691340716
One time a girl litterally said to me: "I'll take your virginity if you want". You know what I did? I didn't talked to her for 6 months. I was scared as fuck, I think I have some kind of phobia

>>691341783
she was bluffing anyway

>>691341783
>shit that didn't happen
or
>anon doesn't understand sarcasm

>>691339609
tbh If you're really this fucking pathetic, you'd be doing them a favor by killing yourself. Your parents probably cry themselves to sleep every night over how much of a loser and waste of space and money you are.

>>691341783
Were you even attracted to her? dont force yourself to lose it to someone your not at least physically attracted to. If you were, no shame, learn from it and move on

>>691329702
Yes, and why are you asking me this?

>>691341462
Yup, said the same. Hookers just want to make you cum as fast as possible and leave.

also anons lets talk supplements for your pre hookup anxieties.

we have some major ones here:

- alcohol this doesnt really work for me ever, ever,. so i dont really recommend it and one time i used this hooking up with an rl girl over a birthday my dick got limp and i had to take viagra but on the brightside we fucked pretty much all night so if you have viagra and dont get sloppy when you're drunk you're good (or dont drink until you get whisky dick)
-benzos: your xanax, klonopin, whatever: know your half live and how long it takes to kick in, know how much it takes you to get fucked up. take a decent amount so you dont give a fuck and just let your autism will melt away have extras on you so when you autism solidifies back. benzos have been greatest for pre-sex stress for me, but you want to liimit your redoses or you might do stupid shit.
dont take opioids you cant cum on those worth shit, avoid stimulants you wont get hard.

>>691337474
Say you have a tinder date. Man the fuck up

>>691342034
This.

>>691342402
if you want more from a hooker look for "real girlfriend experience"

>>691342762
unless she has a dick or likes anal no.

>>691329702
about a virginal as those sloots are

>>691330835
topkek

>>691342757
>"real girlfriend experience"

Sounds expensive. And depressing.

>>691341783
Don't be ashamed, that was alpha as fuck.

>be 26
>still virgin
>not even care

>>691342227
This.
Normal people, let alone strangers, don't ask you this kind of question.
They can either know you well enough without you having to say, or they couldn't give a shit less whether you are or not.

>inb4 just making conversation
Trust me ya autists, this isn't one of those "how's the weather" questions.

>>691343172
I recommend avoiding I've seen it on a documentary and yeah it looked very so depressing.

>>691342521
i had tinder for months, swiped right to everybody, never got a match

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Because I despise myself, so I refuse to allow anyone to get close.

one last general tips anons:
look well dressed
be well groomed
pretend to be interested in her boring life + interests
have your fucking hair looking good.

these are tips you might make and this will fuck you. also anons, you spend your day lots of time saying bullshit on /b/ if you want to stand out fucking lie your ass like you're ted bundy just try not to cut her head off and fuck her corpse.

>>691343403
Get some software that swipes right on everyone, regardless of whether you're logged in or not.
Also make sure to set your filter to your standards, otherwise you'll be swiping right on a bunch of guys.

>>691343305
We're on 4chan you fucking dolt.

>>691343403
delete account, modify your account, the message, the profile pictures you are using and what try to decide what you can change/what you think is making you look bad. then re-roll. oh and tinder in a lot of ways sucks.

>>691329702
How can a men lost his virginity?, we don't have an hymen to break, I always though that the sole idea of a men saying he's/not virgin is stupid to begin with.

>>691343617
There's a reason that psychopaths are usually good with the ladies: they're alpha as fuck because they don't feel any sense of shame.

>>691343641
>otherwise you'll be swiping right on a bunch of guys.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

>>691341641
well first off i agree about the ass being tight so it feels better. ive got a huge anal fetish. first five girls i had sex with told me to put it in their butt. i think it was a fad back then with girls because they couldnt get pregnant.

Secondly, youre talking about fucking a dude, dont call it a her. Im fine with gay people but dont pretend its a girl.

but with all that being said, have fun tearing that ass up.

>>691343617
>pretend to be interested in her boring life + interests
this is the only one i can't do. i've tried a lot, i can't do it.
when i'm in front of a girl in person, sure, but once i leave them i lose all interest in them and get into my own shit and never contact them. it pretty much destroys all my relationships.

>>691343795
This.
Male virginity doesn't exist

i had sex with a girl before and now she is dead. of course unrelated.... but its kinda weird. fun fact, i fucked her sister before too

>>691341783
Something like that happened to me as well.
A girl literally said to me that she wanted to kiss me. I didn't do anything. She was pretty hot as well, but she was Indian or something brown.
A couple of days later I realized that I was brainwashed by /pol/ and afraid that someone was going to call me a cuck on the Internet.

>>691343305
This is 4chan, not real life, you dip. You can call people niggers and say Hitler did nothing wrong or that you fuck children and you'd still fit right in.

>>691343774
the think that is making me look bad is the photo of me, i'm not deformed but i'm nowhere near photogenic

>>691344030
yes while it is true that it cant be tested like a girl with a hymen. but it is still generally accepted that until a man sticks his penis inside of a living being that he is a virgin.
>>691343617
also virgins detected

>>691333239
Wizard. This guy's a super god

>>691343444
Holy fuck

>>691343617
I love Ted Bundy. He was the most alpha man in History. He was able to approach perfect stranger girls on the streets. How the fuck you can do it today? It's impossible.

>>691329702
No, my boyfriend changed that.

>>691331921
This. If she's not a prostitute, she's a gold digger.

>>691344231
do what the kids do, use snapchat filters. these will improve your odds highly. before snap chat filters i got less response per effort. after i got more response v effort.
>>691343833
you need to dehumanize the person in order to not feel shame, yes you have an extra step but its easily accomplishable. a quick way to do it is try to gauge their self esteem and give yourself mental cues to jump back to when you feel uncomfortable, tell yourself they're worthless, don't matter, are just an object, whatever floats your boat. dont overthink, when in doubt be impulsive but within limits.
>>691343854
will do always love ass cherries.

>>691343795
This whole idea is stupid to begin with since most of the time women's hymen break without them having sex.

>>691329702
is it cringe if im 18 and virgin? haven't had luck with women really

>>691344653
TITS OR GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>691344612
>How the fuck you can do it today? It's impossible.

Ignoring your Ted Bundy adoration, it's still possible today. I've seen it with my own eyes with a colleague.

>standing at bus stop with colleague
>chick with fur scarf comes to the stop
>colleague barks/growls at chick
>chick barks back
>they get talking
>I get on my bus and leave

Whether they hooked up or not, I don't know.

>>691344612
its not hard anon. see those things i mention and:
>>691344830
follow the cues. you need to practice. have a few pre-planned scripted dialogue esque talking points so you dont have too much awkward silence. other than that just talk. you are likely going to overthink and think something you say sounds stupid or wrong but with tinder hookups and the rest okcupid etc whatever you are using you're never going to see these people again if you dont want to and you can only improve.

>>691344612
People are doing it today as well.
Look up PUA daygame.

For example Todd Valentine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk1J2zAjo3w

>>691329702
"no, i lost it a few years back. Why? who's asking?"

>>691345178
i think its still a dude

>>691345178
That's your first assumption here in this context? My tits are ottery right now. You want to see hairy man chest?

>>691345200
god i bet that was some fucked up sexy sex. dude sounds alpha as fuck

>>691345442
youre an otter bro? what the fuck does that shit even mean? whats the difference? are you like a bear but a bottom

>>691344612
Ted Bundy lived in the 70s-80s when picking up women was easy as fuck. Nowadays it's virtually impossible because feminists convinced them that talking to them is sexual harassment and that all men are rapists.

>>691345728
No. Otters are skinny. So essentially a twink being lazy.

>>691345546
the man you're calling alpha is literally just not thinking about shit anon, you need to just not think about shit, be spontaneous, let go and care about nothing but you, dont care about the real you but a you where you can have a brief thought 2-3 seconds of being more successful at this than you and imagine the real you as outside your body. in daily life i do this several times per day.

>>691345808
dude knew how to slay some pussy

>>691344346
>but it is still generally accepted that until a man sticks his penis inside of a living being that he is a virgin.
Fuck what other faggots said, you don't break your penis inserting it on something, because if you fuck a fleshlight you'll be "loosing your virginity" still sounds stupid, even if you are a child of 3 years and enters your penis in something that would mean you're not virgin, besides who the fuck cares about if a men still virgin?, no one, is nothing relevant in fact.

>>691343444
Nice trips!

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>>691329702
>no

>>691345874
im not the dude you were talking to but yeah that is some solid advice. i personally do well for myself........ or did.... been with the same woman for 7 years. i think i might marry her

>>691330562
I met my current girlfriend on tinder, I've always hated the idea of dating websites but some cool people actually use it so i'd try it if I were you

>>691329702
Yep, 21 in October. kissless, hugless as well with no end in sight. Am 350+ lbs NEET with 0 discipline, ambition, or coping skills.

>>691345127
18? Are you kidding? That's not cringe at all. Try 30.

>>691345908
so you have never had sex? nice. your train of thought is a good way to not scare women off by being a 34 year old virgin. that is if you can ever get one back to your moms basement

>>691344737
pretty much. women only care about big cock and money

>>691346088
these are just many excercizes that have helped me. i have bipolar II disorder though so many of my times of getting laid, partying, etc have been in a hypomanic phase but i realized there were qualities of me i liked from this phase and ive learned to emulate those when not in it or not in that exact feeling.

>>691345546
>dude sounds alpha as fuck

I guess you could call him that, he was particularly known for keeping up conversations, which puzzled me cos they never went anywhere. I can't keep up a conservation beyond 5 stock lines that I repeat everywhere.

>>691346220
ohhh..... shit dude......... honestly i dont see ANY hope for you. its 100% the weight issue. if you could get down to 250 you could still probably find some women. also please post pic with timestamp

>>691345127
Quite the opposite. The age of consent is 18 in most of the world, so it's not cringe at all. It would actually be cringe if you had sex before that like some redneck degenerate.

>>691346431
that actually sounds pretty cool. haha as fuck up as that sounds. whatever works. probably hypomanic you is alpha as fuck, laid back and doesnt give a shit

y-you too

>>691346801
tfw i had sex at 13 and live in georgia

>>691346906
whoops........ this >>691346906 goes here >>691346753

I had sex for the first time in almost a year a week ago. It was fun but tbh sex is blown way outta proportion. I would almost rather masturbate.

>>691346453
Are you an NPC?

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>>691329702
No, lost my virginity within the past 6 months as a matter of fact.

Turned 27 roughly 3 weeks ago.

Promised to kill myself or at least give up trying if it didn't happen before 30, so I'm pretty satisfied.

yep, probably will be until mid 20's. currently 19 and look like im 15.

>>691346453
lie and dont think of lying. many people end at stock conversation 5 for example because they're being honest or thinking about their words. think about what they said, know lie #1 throw #2 or then #3 make it sound interesting but plausible dont think about it. try to make it a relatable lie with their personality for example, at work yesterday, i was hitting on a coworker of mine when we had lunch and 3/4 of what i told her was a complete and utter lie, she said she did something i said i did something, she talks about camping, i say how much an outdoorsman i am even though i fucking hate camping and make a retarded flirt joke back, then you have your impulsive chances for example, i did an impulse thing yesterday with a glove and a fucking retarded animal noise and she had a laughing fit, then we bullshitted for about 2-3 hours about fucking nothing. in doubt. lie.

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>>691346220

>jump out of the car
>run back to home
>fast forward in home
>baka stuff all over
>vydia-charged station
>dirty ona-hole
>some weed & acid in the corner
>"I'm ok, I do not need sex"
>looks how dirty is the place, the dark corners, complete silence
>"I'm... okay... I..."
>starts crying

>>691330350
>non religious
>21 years old
>virgin

she was either a land whale or imaginary.

>>691346220
It's definitely the weight and laziness.

>>691331380
>smarter than this

of course you are. Why would you expose yourself for being the chubby chaser you are.

Now get your rain gear, we are going harpooning.

>>691347126
Went like this:

>ex girlfriend of a friend who moved across the country
>they've been broken up at least a year
>text her out of nowhere
>"wanna hang out and bang?"
>i had been trying everything recently to get laid, and figured I'd throw that hail mary line & see what happened
>"anon, i'm out at the bar right now. maybe i could come over after?"
>she comes over 2 hrs later
>sexual intercourse.mkv

>>691346801
a problem a lot of anons have here is they overthink what they are going to do by critiquing it or worrying about others, when the same others in their own mind are going to be mocking them for another reason, they have nothing to lose. the second reason is that many anons have too high of an impulse control, they are afraid of making asses of themselves but by taking no risk, they get no gain and just kind of stay in limbo if you balance these two you will have an easier and better time

>>691347101
kek, maybe.

I tend to fade into the background and things happen around, such as barking man. In fact, there were a couple of similar instances.

>>691347201
Lying isn't really something I can do well.

>>691331315
Yep, but real relationship is not possible tho

>>691347648
i also learned a lot of things from faggots, when gay men hook up its a very different vibe. when i hook up with a twink or femboy its always more relaxed, no one girls as much of a fuck, its not that there isnt the same barrier in theory, its just that you have socially elimated it. you need to do the same thing when you want to hook up, not as direct as a faggot, but you also dont want to be cowering in fear and she is only going to be interested if you're relaxed.

>>691347766
practice lying. you get used to it. its a very important life skill anyway so outside of this use for it, you should use it. do minor lies, make them very natural and work your way up. really it does take practice like any skill.

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>>691346220
>>691339138
>>691333239
>>691341783

>>691347971
Do you fuck men cos it's easier? Genuine question. Like did you think to yourself "fuck it" and got laid?

>>691334035
i am neet

>>691329702

No, but I'm still a loser.

>>691348598
I'm picky when it comes to men so no. On a daily basis if I'm using hookups I will get a lot of offers from men which I reject almost all of because most don't fit into my categories. The only men I care to fuck are feminine, geeky/nerdy, twinks and traps. i like fwbs so personality usually is a must. my preference is just men but im also good with women too, im more attracted to women romantically, than sexually.

>>691348917
>The only men I care to fuck are feminine, geeky/nerdy, twinks and traps

You forgot to add lol no homo.

>>691349191
I don't think of it as gay, shit I don't really think about it. The gay community is way too fucking queer for me and I don't fit in at all, and the straight community in general-- i fuck ass.

>>691331468
Fuck you hope you die a terrible Chad death

>>691346285
>so you have never had sex?
Yeah, how did you know, are you a wizard? I bet you are.

>>691329702
Not a wizard.

>>691349447
>I don't think of it as gay
I'm pretty sure it is at least one of the definitions of gay.

>>691349447
That's exactly what the other Anon was implying.

>>691350007
yeah its definitely gay as fuck i was just saying i dont think about lulz
>>691350249
yeah im solely staying up on coke here at the moment. i had two long work shifts in a row.

im bouncing out of here but last thing that matters anon and foremost is you, what matters is you and yourself. remember no matter how shitty you are try to have a little value for yourself even if its low because even the cheap toothless hooker that'll suck your dick for meth is valuing a bj!

>>691348598
>>691348917
>>691349447
>>691350521

Is this what it has come down to? Going faggot or no sex?

Even Hitler got pussy. You are literally less desirable than Hitler.

>>691345316
That video is 100% fake, he's just trying to sell his product.

>>691329702
Lost mine at 23, now 25 and engaged

>>691350849
Sifting through /soc/ and /b/ it seems infinitely easier. There seems to be an endless supply of faggots.

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Yes. I'm too afraid of women (and men) in that context. I abort once things reach the flirtation stage.

>>691350901
Why would Hitler be undesirable in the first place? He was a dictator of an entire country and conquered over half of Europe. Plus he was an artist, rich and confident as fuck. Bitches love that shit.

29 now, lost at 17

>>691329702
Nope lost it in grade 10

>>691351097
Engaged after only 2 years? Now that's a recipe for a failed marriage.

>>691350521
How do you meet them anyway, the fags I mean?

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>>691346422
Hurr durr women don't like nice guys

>>691350978
This. It's a scam, he's just making money off of desperate guys.

>>691329702
>implying there's any right answer since they've already been talking about you and came to the conclusion that you are one

Seriously, you could have lost it at age 12 to a high school senior and it's just a fact that the girls who asked this look at you like dogshit.

>>691352003
Were best friends for 7 years before that, finally fucked at 23 and now we're engaged

>>691352179
Tinder
Grindr
OKCupid
Social connections
Out drinking

>>691352313
And how does a evening usually go?

>>691352463
Stop stooping so low you faggot.

No, I changed to at&t last year

>>691352313
If you do decide you want some faggot sex, pick someone, ask a lot of fucking questions about them, their personality, what they like, what they want to do, what you want to do and their hygiene. Also if you're not comfortable with man sex to begin with I don't recommend it. I mention the trap and tcause twink/femboy types specifically because they're the ones I enjoy fucking a lot because most of these type are nerdy sperg like gamers who are cute and like playing games or having a conversation. I find them more fuckable espcially after because really I have more in common with them in terms of things to do or can just chill out more. I definitely say you should fuck a woman though, you need that much today it's easier to fuck than ever with things like tinder you need to be patient or get tinder plus, be willing to change your profile til you find some stupid shit that works for you, again lie your ass off to make yourself seem interesting theres more choices for her than ever now and roll with it most girls you meet off tinder IF you secure the date and dont fuck it up will be fucking you because its a very casual thing remember casual dates not casual fucking though with women there

>>691352703
>clap.gif

>>691344097
kek

>>691352954
How do you look at yourself in the mirror?

>>691339138
I've been following your posts in this thread dude I have the exact same fucking lifestyle/inability to do as I please without ridicule as you. I'm 28. Move out asap because it doesn't get any better. If I didn't make good money and have a younger brother who looks up to me I'd probably eat a bullet. I feel you man. It's almost like being in an abusive relationship that you can't get out of. They've broken you down mentally so far and made you question everything you want in life because it's not what they want for you, to the point you're not even sure what you want yourself anymore. All I can think of when I read your posts is your home life is mines doppelganger. These people don't get that it's not that easy for guys like me and you to just go do what we want. It's a daily inner conflict of wishing get you could have a normal loving relationship with your parents but also wishing they'd treat you like an adult and support you for a change in anything rather than break you down for everything.

>>691352463
I'll run you through a typical evening:
- We make a plan. I'm going to guess you want to be discrete/dont want to go out with them. If you go out it goes like this: We find something we want to do we do that, maybe we eat, see a movie, get coffee, go back to mine or theirs. After that we're going to do what feels natural maybe we sit on the couch, watch some TV feel each other up and talk for a bit, maybe we go straight to fucking NOTE if you are discrete this is step #1 for you) , a lot of times I like chilling first getting to know them, I drink some wine, we both loosen up and we fondle, maybe, kiss, a blowjob, condom, the fuck and that's all. Now you have a choice here how you want your night to go do you want it to be over here or do you if you got to know them a bit especially want them to be an fwb so you can continue it then you want them to chill so basically be inviting, do something you both enjoy like watching a movie or playing video games. Some shit like that, Anon if you're in this position I bet you'll think of something. Make stupid jokes, laugh a little, live a little. At the end of that you can make a rule where they HAVE to go or offer to let them cuddle with you in bed and sleep with you (it can be cozy). Dont go for NSA sex ever, it is stupid you have no feeling of lasting there even for an fwb, get their cell # and dont fall into the bisexual men cycle of being nervous if you liked the fuck do it again. Oh yeah if you dont fucking like it, do not feel oliged to fuck them if you're not into it and find fag sex isn't for you say that. dont do shit you're not comfortable with.

>>691353780
The same as normal I just don't give a fuck man, I'm happy with me. For me it's just like a friendship with a man, but a better looking, cute one that I find fuckable. Reminds me of the platonic best friends I had in middle and high school

>>691353806
>>691353962
Is /b/ seriously advising faggotry as a solution to virginity?

Fucking really?

>>691354158
Still better than being a virgin.

>>691354158
I sell a $20 program if you're interested in it I turn /b/tards into faggot alphas to seduce feminine fag betas.

>>691354486
If you do find this is something you want to find though, you're going to find a lot of the feminine boys not even just traps are very fem like the girls you're used to, they're very soft and delicate. Suffice to say it you want someone 18-24 maximum, they'll be shaved all over and soft.

i'm on /b/ what do you expect

>>691354486
>>691354515
>>691354691
Yep, /b/ is legit suggesting faggotry as a solution.

>>691354691
Remember the age range Anon, 18-20 is the BEST for you if you love the girliest features. The rest will be good though.

>>691329702

Doesn't apply to me.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10580018

Virgin because 15 years here

>>691354858
>>691354691
>>691354515
>>691354486
>>691353962
>>691353806
>Go gay

You know what? Fuck it. I'm going pay off my debts and then top myself.

>>691354853
It's a last resort, obviously you should go for women, but if it's completely 100% hopeless for you and you desperately need to fuck, then you might as well become a faggot.

>>691355114
underage b&

>>691355474
I'd rather kill myself.

>>691355474
Dont be a desperate either no one likes that one desperate faggot you need to take time and you need to find someone appealing to you.

>>691329702
Yep, 24 and trying to gain wizard powers. Been on prescription drugs that destroy my sex drive so I'm likely to succeed.